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You knacked a guy with 1K? I’m sure that man is the aboki that stays by her gate.

She put a smiling emoji but we all know she’s crying.

Nigeria has weak institutions. The police is just one of the many organisations that are morally bankrupt.

And the leaders like it this way because it allows them to exploit and subjugate the people.

If you think the police is bad, go to the airports. The corruption there is on another level.

Early this year, I was forced to pay a bribe of $100 because the airport officials refused me boarding my flight to Seychelles.

You can tell the real jet dealers vs the noise makers. People with real money spend a lot to remain unseen.

Na the audio billionaires full social media.

Criminal politicians taking photos with the clergy.
And we think this country can move forward.

Ignorance is the albatross of the African man.

Such is life.

If Nelson Mandela, Alexander The Great, Julius Caesar, Ghenkis Khan, Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, and Micheal Jackson can die, then who are you?

Life goes on, and the earth continues to spin.
Important today, nobody tomorrow.

The government is the terrorist, the perpetrators are the enforcers of the government's will.

Nigeria is the only country that treats terrorists the way a mother treats her favourite child.

I'm interested in the red flags, please do tell.
It's possible that you left her totô like a stream.

But when you got to the UK it was wider than the Atlantic ocean and deeper than the Kola Superdeep Borehole.

128 people out of the millions that traveled. That means getting the discount is even bigger than winning the lottery.

Islam is not terrorism but all terrorism emanate from Islam.

There's no country in the world suffering from terrorism that don't have radical Islamic fundamentalist groups. Whether ISIS, Boko Haram or Al Shabab.

As long as the Quran remains the book of reference, terrorism will never stop.

Londonistan is the new Afghanistan.
If care isn't taken, that UK will become ajegunle.

Murder-suicide is the absolute worst thing one can do. Kill yourself if you want to, but allow the innocent to enjoy their lives.

In this Tinubu era someone is promising you money.

First have the money in your hand first before thinking about what to do with it.

Poverty is only for the poor.

The rich continue to mingle with the rich and get richer.

I think it depends on the age of the lady in question. A 28 year old woman with 3 body count can be proud of herself.

But an 18 year old girl with 3 body count is a certified hoe because you know her "toto mileage" will read higher before she turns 24.

That being said, if a Nigerian girl tells you her body count is 3, times it by 7 and you'll get the actual count (21).

Women would not do this if there are no men in the world.

They act foolishly for men.

It's interesting to note that the stowaways cut across the different ethnic groups of the country.

There's no tribalism when it comes to hardship.

Life is so unbearably hard, people will do anything, even stare death in the face, to escape the hellscape that is Nigeria.

This is how it starts. Skin cancer they sleep, yanga go wake am.

Tomorrow, when they have stage 4 skin cancer, they'll run to Nigerians to start begging for money to pay hospital bills wey no konsyn us.

If the soldier wanted to japa, he could simply stroll into the bushes of Cameroon, instead of asking for her number like a sheepish fellow.

Were it a regular Nigerian, they would be demanding for bribes with their full chest , but look at the lots acting like kindergarten kids.

My first comment since Election Day. I swore never to login to nairaland until I was out of the country.

Currently typing from the US.

If you do anyhow you go see anyhow.

Her statement that "it's not that serious" is enough for me to end things with her.

That's a very unserious girl you're dating.

This message is particularly for Thiefnubi urchins. Their stock in trade is the snatching of ballot boxes and voter intimidation.

But they will use their nose to smell their yansh this election.

How can this guy be under 20 abeg let us fear God.

Very good news. He's causing the deaths of many people in Nigeria while he's chilling in Finland.

I'll straff her but I won't pay since I've already paid her bride price.

In my next life, i won't make a hoé a housewife.

He should be thrown out of the plane window.

Now this is a scam I can fall for. Because I'll do anything for my siblings and loved ones.

Take heart OP.

But it's funny to me how your sister and her husband's number stopped connecting at the moment of the scam.

If only Tinubu could buy yams. He would buy a country full of yams.

She'll never ask you that question if your preék can close her borehole.
But it can't.

The bottomless pit is eternally insatiable.