₦airaland Forum

Note to ladies. Approaching men like this will increase your tòto mileage 10x.

I find this disgusting. A stranger deeping his hands into your food. He even left the cutlery inside the plate.

That rider needs to be fired and her money refunded.

The crater between her legs looks like the site of a nuclear bomb blast.

Watch as they will cut off the robot's hand for committing haram.

You're right. The forum used to have morals, but now they even promote hookup. I guess the hardship is affecting everyone.

Nigeria as a country doesn't even have up to N40 trillion.

Nothing special about being a lawyer in Nigeria. In fact, the legal profession is suffering from the same illness the country has.

Poor remuneration for young lawyers while old men control the bar association.

This guy is a showman. He knows religion is just entertainment.

Unless you dey sip am like ogogoro, dat water no go reach ten days.

There's no juju here.

It's a hydraulic issue. Look closely and you'll see the piston is still up. There's still load in the truck bed which shifted the truck's center of gravity thus lifting the truck head in the air.

Its an orthopedic bed and not for everyone. Contrary to what he thinks, an orthopedic bed helps relieve pressure points, and alleviates stress on the spine.

If you work a job where you're sitting on a chair from 9 to 5, orthopedic bed is for you.

Back in naija, my bed was orthopedic and even now I miss it. I currently sleep on memory foam.

This one looks like someone that's with you for the material things you can offer her.

E sure me die say she dey do hookup.

Omo collect your thing back. Let her hawk her tòtò somewhere else.

But now, what gives them joy is kidnappings innocent travelers and collecting ransom.

To be a security guard at a bank in Ayigba/Owo is worse than being sent to the frontlines to fight Boko Haram.

At least soldiers have guns to fight the insurgents, but these security guards are at the mercy of the heartless robbers.

What a sad end to a promising young man.

The guy has drilled her oilrig to the point where he found the infinity stones.

Some people will say mind your business, but the truth is that she did the right thing no matter the outcome.

In fact, this particular outcome is a result of the flawed system we have in Nigeria where you need some form of documentation before stabilizing a patient.

You may be healthy today, but you don't know tomorrow. Imagine you needed emergency medical help, I'm sure you wouldn't want people to mind their business and leave you to die.

As a female tourist, don't even bother trying to visit India whether alone or with people. Imagine a woman was gangraped, only for her to report to the police station and she was raped there too.

A CNN reporter was almost raped on live TV. Indian men are the horniest set of men you'll ever come across.

No matter how much you love her, never bring a Nigerian woman abroad.

They are true daughters of Eve who thought she was Adam's equal after eating the forbidden fruit.

Oyiboland is the forbidden fruit for Nigerian women. The next thing they do is to kick you out from the house you paid for and take all you own.

Keep her sorry ass in Nigeria, and if you hear she's misbehaving, dump her and get a replacement.

Don't show any remorse to these women because they won't have mercy on you when the chips are down.

The politics of starvation implemented by Tinubu will lead to anarchy. Food trucks will soon need heavy escort to make it to their final destination.

Every time one thinks about Nigeria, you become curious what the future can hold.

You'd think the bad cannot get worse not knowing the future is infinitely worse than expected.

It's a pity what Apc has brought upon Nigerians. Basic necessities are now a luxury for most people.

She only apologized because she was caught. Your babe has criminality and olòsho tendency in her DNA.

But don't dump her. Close your heart and collect your share of her oil rig until you've had your fill then pass the scraps to the next real G.

This guy is just a Maradona. Dribble ASUU today, dribble NLC tomorrow.

Meanwhile, cost of goods keep increasing, insecurity continues to rise, and anarchy is looming.

His sole focus is to fly around the world on taxpayers money, attracting phantom investments that only exist in the imagination of his gullible followers.

Tinubu should be in the top 10 with the amount t of wealth he has stolen from Lagos and Nigeria.

It is a pitiable irony that Nigerians buy Milo at exorbitant prices when we grow the raw material (cocoa) in the country.

Milo is a brand of cocoa powder, and cocoa powder is a byproduct of the chocolate-making process.

The chocolate industry is worth over $100 billion, but the government is only concerned about oil money.

The rich also cry for the rich. But no one is crying for the poor who are dying of hunger all over the country. No one will name roads after them.

A minister said the poor cannot steal doors from a food warehouse because they're too weak to remove them in the first place.

Politics of starvation, let the hunger games begin.

Bad policies from the clueless government resulting to hunger, the consequences of which is breakdown of law and order.

Even the rich are feeling the pinch talk more of the poor who struggle to find food to eat.

This is not diminishing the devastation of Mr.Ibu's death. Still, I'd like to sound this warning for our actors to live a healthier lifestyle.

Some would still be alive today if they drank, ate, or smoked less. Others go further to do drugs like cocaine or heroine.

A short lifespan and people mourning you before
your time is the consequence of these unhealthy habits.

You need to live mindfully to live long.

May his soul rest in peace.

If that is her reaction for getting tagged, then it was good he dumped her ass.

They were certain to kill that guy the way they were hunting for him. Probably a member of a rival gang entering the wrong neighborhood.

Nigeria gradually edging towards chaos. Everything bad is happening there.