₦airaland Forum

You outsmarted customs and decided to post it on social media as if customs officers don't have smartphones and social media accounts.

That is like dribbling beautifully like a Maradona only to score an own goal.

Nigerian army are naturally useless. Incompetence and bloodthirst is in their DNA.

They can kill themselves for all I care.

That man is not a simp. He's a real man. He knows a lion cannot father a goat. The next step is to conduct a paternity test to get the final answer.

I don't know why women do this. You don't love him, and yet you went ahead to marry him.

But you went behind his back to continue lashing your AS ex.

This is the end result.

That man is a pedophile and potential rapist for saying that underaged child is his girlfriend.

Out of all the big fat yoruba nyashes out there, it's this small skinny underfed girl he wants to straff.

To the jail please.

Kanye West is very wicked. He wears hoodies and thick clothes to shield himself from the cold.
Meanwhile, he's encouraging this she-goat to walk around naked make owu finish her.

No be who read book pass they make am for the game of life.

To be successful, you need a mix of favor, social connection, and the ability to take advantage of an opportunity when it presents itself.

The chicken has come home to roost. The tiger cub they were pampering has finally grown up to devour them.

She's a coded hawker.

I'm not trying to take sides here. But if he owes you no wages you have no right to criticize him.

In everything the drummer has said, I can't recall where he mentioned Wasiu owed him money.

If you don't like the way he's treating you, you're free to take a walk.

The other time a Pakistani airhostess fled to Canada. To get visa hard talk more of sponsoring drummers that will end up absconding.

So I can understand why he would hold on to their passports so as not to ruin his business.

Many musicians, even regular bosses have bad character but it's the hazard of working with such people.

IDP will not even see up to $100k of that $1billion loan. This government continues to come up with different ways to throw Nigerians into the bottomless pit of poverty.

Obviously, the man has not learned his lesson. They're celebrating by spraying money on social media.

He even mentioned how much he paid as ransom like it was a brag. Too much money.

He will be kidnapped again and this time they will ask for N500 Million.

It's D for me. A can stand with her baby. B can stand with his crutches. C can stand with his walking stick. But D dey carry heavy load for belle.

Eve had so many fruits to choose from the Garden of Eden, but it was the forbidden fruit she craved the most.

So many able-bodied men out there but na Reverend father her eye they chook.

Women always desire the most the things they are forbidden to have.

The little boy paid with his life for the sins of his mother.

The child died a man even though he least deserved it.

The mum is to blame for the type of men she was frolicking with.

Because they have no other entertainment apart from sex, and they rather use the money to eat than buy condom.
Further, they are usually illiterate and know nothing about family planning.

Superstition is the bane of the African man.

Suicide is never an option.
But she's probably an evening newspaper that has put all her eggs in one basket.

The policy hasn't fully taken its toll and the universities are already going broke.

Since losing its colonies to independence, the UK has no "commonwealth" to subsidize its economy.

They thought Brexit was the answer, but it was only the beginning of their problems.

Now they're blaming migrants and cutting migration, not realizing migrants do the jobs the regular UK citizens won't touch.

We were not there when you were lashing olosho without raincoat. Now rain don beat you and you dey ask for advice.

Anyways, no amount of antibiotics in this world will work for a viral infection.
You need antiviral treatment son.

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Subsidized poverty.

Pregnant women are without a doubt, the horniest creatures on earth. I know a man with beer belly who developed abs from knacking his pregnant wife.

Still, the non-performance of a husband's conjugal responsibility is not license for wanton whoring.

You're not only disrespecting your husband, but the child unborn.

If you lay your bed anyhow, prepare to lie on it anyhow. Nigerian army own no good. These ones just gave soldiers the license to go on a killing spree.

Woe betide you she comes for sleepover and dies around midnight. They will say you have used her for rituals.

Story for the gods. You will do all this one and he will still dump your lazy broke ass.

Whenever a guy is paying for a girl's Uber, just know that he wants to smash, he will smash, or he has smashed her.

Dele Momodu is in the amebo business. He needs many phones for constant information and misinformation.

Meanwhile, she's his third sidechick.

Oga go buy your akpu leave ashana for who get spare rubbers.

This man is a charlatan.

That object is known as a monstrance, and is used by the Catholic church during the celebration of the eucharist.

Abidoshaker my foot.
Ignorant people will flock to his church because they don't know better.

Nigerians need education not religion.

She was probably smashing this mystery guy around the time she was with Israel.

Fear women!