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RomanceRe: Man Laments Bitterly, Crucifies Rat For Eating His New Naira Notes by ValCon888: 8:09pm On Feb 22, 2023
The rat is remorseful.

PoliticsRe: Uncovered: Massive Whatsapp Scam, Many Falling Victims (photos) by ValCon888:
This scam doesn't even make any sense. I'm struggling to understand the daftness of it.

How can you win N20M, then promise to share N10M, and then start asking for money to double it?

For your information, no full-blooded Nigerian will win a large amount of money and give half to strangers.

Nigerians naturally no dey give shishi.

Anyone who falls for this foolishness deserves to be offered as a sacrifice to Ogun.
FamilyRe: A Widower Asking For My Hand In Marriage by ValCon888: 4:28pm On Feb 22, 2023
Firstly, a single mother of four is a steep hill to climb for any man. You're lucky someone is ready and willing to accept you and your four kids into his home.

Not to cohabit, but to make an honest woman out of you by asking for your hand in marriage.

At the end of the day, the choice is yours. If you don't want to then don't. For me, I'd advise you to for the security and companionship.

One thing's certain; offers like this only happen once in a lifetime.

I hope 20 years from now you won't look back at this moment and be gnashing your teeth.
SportsRe: Liver Pool Used 2k To Withdraw 5k by ValCon888: 4:20pm On Feb 22, 2023
E shock me sef.
They went from You'll Never Walk Alone to You'll Never Walk Again.
CrimeRe: How I Was Scammed Last Week by ValCon888: 12:21pm On Feb 22, 2023
You should never ever have allowed a stranger go with your goods without confirming the credit alert on your bank app.
You made a rookie mistake. Sorry for your loss.
EducationRe: Is This Not Too Much Sex Education For Kids? by ValCon888: 11:42am On Feb 22, 2023
I read until the part where i saw "special stuff" then i also became very tired.

The description is too graphic for young kids.
FoodRe: Who Else Noticed Our "Soft Drinks" Has Been Badly Diluted? by ValCon888: 9:18pm On Feb 20, 2023
The higher the inflation, the more the dilution.
Soon we'll all be drinking colored water in the name of soft drinks.
CrimeRe: Kaduna Man Organizes Kidnap Of His Mother, Gets N1m As Share From N30m Ransom by ValCon888:
This atrocious act could have been prevented if the mother had used the moniker above me.
CrimeRe: Elderly Woman Suspected Of Been A Witch Confesses & Ask For Forgiveness (vid) by ValCon888: 6:35pm On Feb 18, 2023
She's probably mad. There's no such thing as witchcraft.
EducationRe: The Moment NTA Reporters Mistakenly Asked Paul Enenche This... by ValCon888: 6:20pm On Feb 18, 2023
Even agadorian urchins know the truth. They're just supporting tinubu for their selfish gains.
HealthRe: Bumps On My Penis by ValCon888: 11:16pm On Feb 17, 2023
Chop of your preék and feed it to a vulture.
AgricultureRe: What Do You Call This Fruit? (pictures) by ValCon888: 10:43pm On Feb 17, 2023
Bell Apple.
PoliticsRe: Every Cabinet Member Supporting Tinubu Must Resign by ValCon888: 10:23pm On Feb 17, 2023
Jack500:
This your sudden love for Buhari, he is no longer jubril, he is the one that is making Kanu chop watery beans o, have you forgotten 😁😁
You talk about sudden love what about your sudden hate?
CrimeRe: Newly Wed Man Laments The Money Sprayed Him By His Wedding Guests In Benin (vid) by ValCon888: 5:08pm On Feb 17, 2023
Now is not the time to get married. Wait until after election. The entire country isn't marriage-friendly right now.
PoliticsRe: Woman Appears At Mowe Protest Drinking Garri From Pot – [video] by ValCon888: 2:11pm On Feb 17, 2023
In truth, the masses are feeling the hardship. But the governors protesting are only doing so because of the billions of old naira notes that have been rendered useless.
PoliticsRe: Woman Appears At Mowe Protest Drinking Garri From Pot – [video] by ValCon888: 2:10pm On Feb 17, 2023
This country na cruise. Even in our suffering we are still smiling and laughing.
It will not be well with APC.
PoliticsRe: Keyamo: I Don't Trust INEC Central Server by ValCon888: 1:41pm On Feb 17, 2023
The burning issue in the polity is cashless policy, this one is talking about collation center.

Fear dey catch Keyamo.
PoliticsRe: Mile 12, Ketu, Ojota Unrest Under Control, Free Movement Restored — Lagos Police by ValCon888: 12:08pm On Feb 17, 2023
I hope no chaos on election day.

All these violence and unrest won't stop us from coming out enmasse to vote Obi.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Asks Governors To Ignore Buhari’s Order, Enforce Use Of Old Naira Notes by ValCon888: 11:49am On Feb 17, 2023
Once upon a time, their interests aligned.
But now Things have Fallen Apart.

These governors aren't fighting Buhari for the love of the masses.

They are fighting him because they all individually have hundreds of billions of naira stashed in their warehouses.
HealthRe: Pregnant Woman Dies In Kano Hospital Over Payment Alerts Delay by ValCon888: 8:41am On Feb 17, 2023
Once upon a time, the front page of this forum was constantly filled with news of kidnap and banditry.

All of a sudden, we go days and weeks without such bad news. Why? Because of this cashless policy.

There's no doubting the efficacy of this policy. However, banks need to step up their IT infrastructure to minimize the pains on Nigerians.

This country can be better. The elites that have weaponized poverty are holding us back.
PoliticsRe: Bashir Ahmad Blasts El-rufai, Ganduje Over Old Naira Notes by ValCon888: 8:28am On Feb 17, 2023
Once upon a time their interests aligned. But now, "Things Fall Apart."
CelebritiesRe: AKA To Be Buried At This Cemetery On Saturday - Heroes Acre (PICS) by ValCon888: 6:28am On Feb 17, 2023
We should be careful what we say because our words continue to live long after we are gone.

For all the solid rap hits AKA is known for, he's mostly remembered for his support of the xenophobic attacks against Nigerians.

I hope he finds peace in the afterlife.
CrimeRe: Thieves With Mercedes Robbing Benin Residents Caught By Police & Vigilante (vid) by ValCon888: 6:44pm On Feb 14, 2023
No cash to do kidnapping so they ventured into armed robbery.
PoliticsRe: Broken APC Goes For Broke | The Sun News by ValCon888: 6:40pm On Feb 14, 2023
If APC had any moral compass, they would be apologizing to Nigerians for the hardship these past 8 years.

Instead they chose to foist a senile, corrupt drug lord as presidential candidate to lead Nigerians into further darkness and suffering.
RomanceRe: My Problem With Valentine's Day Celebration In Nigeria by ValCon888: 3:32pm On Feb 14, 2023
Nigerian girls are naturally very materialistic. It’s genetically embedded in their DNA.

They have absolutely nothing to offer except sex and yet think that is enough to buy them the world.

That’s how one dirty girl here was ranting about her boyfriend who refused to buy her a car.

Meanwhile, she can’t afford tissue paper to wipe her smelly àss.
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Celebrates Valentine With Fiancé, Ryan Taylor (Photos) by ValCon888: 12:17pm On Feb 14, 2023
This looks like it’s genuine.
All the best to her. We all deserve to be happy and in love this Val’s Day.

I can’t wait to go back to my Vaseline tonight.
RomanceRe: Neighbour Films Man Lying Down On The Floor To Beg His Girlfriend (video) by ValCon888: 5:56pm On Feb 13, 2023
Abfinest007:
If this is truth then he should be given twenty four stroke of cane and his testicles should be removed so he can become a woman .he is not fit to be call a man
He's already lying down. The only thing that needs to be supplied is the cane.
CelebritiesRe: Rihanna Is Pregnant With Second Baby, Reveals Bump At Super Bowl 2023 Halftime by ValCon888: 10:06am On Feb 13, 2023
She didn't have to make the Super Bowl about her.
PhonesRe: Percentage Of Salary To Afford Iphone 14 (picture) by ValCon888: 9:06am On Feb 13, 2023
I don't see how one will use 69% of their yearly paycheck to purchase a phone. Except they don't have bills to pay.
PoliticsRe: Fakes News: Peter Obi Gave 2 Billion To CAN: What You Should Know by ValCon888: 12:45pm On Feb 12, 2023
The mods will never see this one.
Always in a hurry to carry fake news about PO to the front page.

We know those who genuinely want Nigeria to be better and those who want an old sick corrupt man to win because of what they stand to gain from him.
BusinessRe: Banks Reject Old Naira Notes, Oil Marketers Threaten Strike by ValCon888: 4:58am On Feb 12, 2023
Not to worry, the Supreme Court will accept the bank notes.

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