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Harry Potter University finally exists. After graduating from Hogwarts in the UK, you attend the University of Witchcraft in Mali to finish your education.

You must be a prison lord tearing other inmates nyashes for you to have phone, charger and data to be typing from a Nigerian prison.

I have said this before and I'll say it again.
We don't need presidents. We don't need elections or even government.

Extraordinary situations calls for extreme measures. Nigeria is close to a comatose state and needs urgent resuscitation.

We need to dissolve executive and legislative government. The system of government we are practicing is too expensive for the amount of money we are earning.

We need to urgently appoint the CEO of a Fortune 500 company to run this country like corporation with a mandate to bring it to profitability within 5 years.

He/she will be allowed to come onboard with their team, and they will hold executive and legislative powers to create laws and execute policies without bureaucratic red tape.

Short of a dictatorship or dissolution, this is the only radical solution for now.

Pastors will be the first to burn in hell because their sins are too deep.

Nothing short of N200K per week for baby formula.

Coco samba with Vega100 mixed with Black Bullet. By the time you finish drilling her, her oil rig will be producing crude oil.

No such thing as a good pastor in Nigeria. They are all thieves with randy preeks.

They climb the altar and lead prayers, meanwhile they have secrets that will shame the devil.

This particular pastor has a special place in hell for telling her to terminate the baby.

I didn't even know this case was still ongoing. I thought they had paid this man his money.

One of the fewest times a single man is fighting a giant corporation and winning.

This is a direct result of the bad policies of the government. Inflation everywhere. Extremely high cost of building materials is causing crooked construction workers to cut corners.

That block is thinner than Nasco biscuit. With it, a thief doesn’t need to jump the gate to rob you. They don’t need to shoot gun. They will just run at full speed to break into your house.

Tallesty1:
Jaba to where exactly? Unless you're going to sell your father's house and last born, you're not going anywhere with that money.

That's why I said whether you like it or not. Because you have to hustle that money to find your way out.

Please do African countries with the weakest currencies, I want to check something.

These are needless, unnecessary deaths. The FRSC has to make it compulsory for trucks to secure cargo with harnesses as its done in a sane society.

The government should also pass legislation making it a criminal offense for heavy-duty trucks to carry cargo without adequately securing the truck bed.

These are the types of law the government should pass but they're busy trying to ban social media and sports betting that's the only hope of the common man.

1. You can't bring another babe into your crib. If you're a serial womanizer don't try it.

2. See finish. Seeing each other everyday can make her to start disrespecting you.

3. She'll be spending more time in your place than her own, so no alone time.

When you say receiving oxygen, you made it look like he was in serious emergency.

What I see is a bored young man engaging in his hobby.

Nigeria is the one receiving oxygen courtesy of Bulaba with his trial and error policies.

When I left naija, a kilo of chicken was 900-1200. I can't say what the current price is at this time.

It will be better to start from scratch than to kill innocent people.

There was a documentary that showed many young men in the UK cannot get it up anymore without using viagra because of the anxiety to perform and being shamed for not being a stud.

I have never been an advocate of sexual enhancers to perform because these substances always have an adverse effect on your body system.

You buy sexual stimulant to impress woman, not knowing you're buying your transportation to the afterlife.

Apart from Tuna and Lobster, I'm not really a fan of seafood. Give me steak that's falling off the bone all day any day.

She was doing photoshoot so close to her EDD? Her husband married an unserious woman.

N100K per month at this moment is less than $70. I just went shopping at Costco and spent more than that on groceries.

Anyone that's advising you to marry in this great Tinubulation hates you.

If you're earning 100k monthly, you belong to the Japa crew whether you like it or not.

Instead of getting married, channel your resources to get out of this shit hole.

Because the moment you marry, your chances of leaving naija becomes exponentially more difficult.

When he finally uses her for money ritual no one should come here to shout RIP. I go tear that pesin hot slap.

She's probably afraid you have a hidden camera in your house.

Or she fit be ritualist. And part of the ritual na for her to knack you inside darkness. As you're moving your waist she's moving your destiny.

But OP, why don't you ask her instead of asking us? Abi we dey follow you straff your girlfriend?

She's probably afraid you have a hidden camera in your house.

But OP, why don't you ask her instead of asking us? Abi we dey follow you straff your girlfriend?

The problem with Nigeria is not importation or exportation or dollarization, but nepotism and corruption.

The most important agencies are not headed by the smartest minds but by daughters and sons of these criminal politicians.

Go to NNPC, CBN, PTF, and see how these places are filled with the nephews and neices of the people stealing our common wealth.

If Tinubu was serious about fighting corruption and reducing inflation, the first person to hold accountable would be Buhari and his gang of cabals who looted the country dry in billions of dollars while the CBN was busy printing trillions of naira like tissue paper.

But a bigger thief cannot probe a thief when he's only there to steal.

They refuse to get a man but they buy things that a man can do better.

They keep borrowing trillions of naira in bond, to put unborn Nigerians in bondage.

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casualobserver:
You are the ignoramus. I said helicopters have auto pilots, you talked about a helicopter pilot having to constantly pilot the helicopter. I repeat what I always say on Nairaland, many of you have poor English comprehension.

You made an ignorant misleading g comment reproduced below and I called you out.



You are wrong on that and neither did you address the issue of well equipped helicopters having 1) dual engines, 2) weather and 3) ground proximity radars. Or 4) that the helicopter he boarded is a run of the mill single engine helicopter that cost about $2m new at a time when we have helicopters that cost between $10 and $20m?

Lol. I didn't want to address the other nonsense you said but let me do so.

For you, the fault is that he flew a cheap helicopter.

So Kobe Bryant's helicopter was cheap? Yemi Osinbajo's helicopter was cheap?

The solution for you was to fly the helicopter on autopilot? When already they had said the weather conditions was bad?

It's obvious you don't have a car. Because if you do, you will know you don't drive a vehicle on cruise control when the weather is bad.

You're talking about things that are over your head so just stick to being the casual observer that you are.

casualobserver:
Largely ignorant comment. Helicopters also have auto pilots. The problem that I see here is that for a man of his status, he boarded a very cheap helicopter. Even the helicopters that caverton use are better and more sophisticated than this.

The difference between a plane and a helicopter is a plane can remain in the air if an engine or all engine fail but a helicopter will fall. Therefore what is a man of means doing in a single engine relatively low caliber helicopter at night? And you will also know this is a poorly equipped helicopter because it doesn’t even have a CVR or FDR. Very unlikely to be equipped with the latest flight technologies. Like I said modern helicopters are equipped with advanced weather radar including wind shear , ground terrain radar and auto pilot.

To start with, A man of means has no business being inside a single engine helicopter with his family in this day and age.

You're flying a chopper in inclement weather on autopilot? You're the fool here.

Considering the location and time of the crash, it's highly likely the Wigwes had planned to attend the Superbowl holding in Las Vegas.

Many people don't understand the difficulty in flying a helicopter compared to an airplane.

Once a plane generates enough lift, it takes off. All the pilot needs is to get the aircraft to cruising altitude and after that he can sip a coffee or go use the toilet. The plane will fly itself until its time to land.

Helicopter pilots on the other hand need to actively control the aircraft from take off to landing.

In simple terms, they need to control the helicopter up and down, and left and right while the helicopter is moving forward.

Don't forget you're simultaneously controlling the X axis and Y axis which tilts the nose and tail up or down like a seesaw.

And this doesn't include landing the helicopter which is another challenge by itself.

There are so many variables that can stall the helicopter causing it crash.

A perfectly good helicopter can crash because it's traveling over a pocket of thin air and can't generate enough lift. If there's engine or rotor trouble, just start praying to God.

In sum, if you have alternative means of transportation use it. Only travel by chopper if it's absolutely necessary you do so.

I can understand your husband's frustration, however, being married for 4 years with no kids isn't necessarily your fault. It could also be from his side. Did you guys go for a fertility test?

Let's even assume you nag a lot. Your husband's suggestion to leave the house is totally uncalled for.

Nothing stops him from calling your attention to it and you comply.

Moreover, the pastor may be conniving with his brother to push you out of your matrimonial home.

This is the time for you not to gree for anybody.

We keep talking about inflation, dollarization, importation and exportation when the real culprit is corruption.

The Buhari administration looted the country dry, embezzling billions of dollars and overprinting the naira to cover their tracks.

Other thieves in his government that stole in hundreds of billions of naira, used said naira to mop up the dollars on the market.

And let's not forget Dangote who used his influence to get dollars from the CBN at abominable cheap rates.

All these are the major factors why we are where we are today.

If Tinubu was serious, he would probe the immediate past government, but a bigger thief cannot probe a thief when he's only there to steal.