₦airaland Forum

Rockyfancino:
Nothing comes up in Google. Only CBN rates displays on google

Then ask Twitter

wristbangle:
But PDP still have majority of the vote. Isn't it enough 4 u?

No. That one seat must be taken back at the elections tribunal. APC should concentrate on NE and NW plus Osun. No more oil money!!!

dammytosh:
Buhari is reaaalllyy a nice man.

Nobody does all this nonsense with OBj.

Ask Ladoja, Fayose, Joshua Dariye, james Ibori
Etc

Buhari is toothless, PDP controls NASS leadership. Simple!!

Barrysleek:
Most ICAN examiners are from the south west the tend deliberate refuse to pass student from other regions. look at the huge discrepancy in ratio of ICAN members between the south west and other regions.

No sir!!! I am from South South like you. My former class mate got awards for all levels when we did ICAN. He is an Edo man. ICAN does not include names on answer booklet, no tribe or religion, only your centre and number. Exam markers are not given your information before hand. I wrote all my examinations in Benin and passed. Just be serious with your studies and forget about this tribal thing. Those days, if you go to PYE and Safe Tutors (in Lagos) you would know some of us in other parts of Nigeria were not reading. ICAN is for serious students. It is quite unlike your normal semester examinations. It is a professional examination for Chartered Accountants.

haibe:
Lol bro, you are speaking like you don't even have knowledge of a simple learning affect, no offence but I expect you to know better.

If after you have done ican, I don't expect you to have much problem with Acca, if any (compared to someone that hasn't done any prof exam before), this is because there must have been a learning effect all through your doing ican.. Its the same with someone who has done Acca, I don't expect him to find ican hard at all because of the learning effect.

Saying ican is the best is just your opinion, I know people who are chartered accountants under ican and still finding certain papers in Acca problematic, (although this ordinarily shouldn't be the case).. A lot of factors comes into play in how you approach and can handle subsequent professional exams..

I did ICAN when it was pass all or fail all at one sitting. No carry over. Any serious student of ICAN can pass ACCA with ease. I have passed the two routes and I am talking out of experience. After completing ACCA, I realised it could not take me to my desired destination or give me any reciprocity, then I enrolled in for CIMA (Gateway through Strategic case Study). Even with the so called learning effect, I still reckoned that CIMA was tougher than ACCA. However, with my ICAN background, it was easier for me than most others. My point is, ICAN gives you a SOLID foundation. Yet not recognised outside Nigeria, but if you can pass ICAN, you can pass ACCA easily!

maxidgreat:
Is CIMA recognised in Canada and US?
Secondly, please compare CIMA with the aforementioned. Thanx

CIMA awards ACMA and CGMA designations on qualifying. With ACMA, you can join CPA, CMA (Canada) on reciprocity, even as at today. With CGMA, you are recognised by AICPA (US). Check out details on www.cimaglobal.com. If you can, go for CIMA. Reason, you can get ICAN on a platter (not sure how many papers you would be required to write now). Again, you become CPA (Canada) on landing Canada and you can vie off to US and use your CGMA. However, note that CIMA is TOUGH also and requires EXTENSIVE reading. It is DOABLE, just be focused and deactivate your NL, Twitters, FB, and face your book for the period. Joke sha!!

ebuksy:
i really agree with you Op. Most pple just think that ACCA is beans. They are wrong!

Bros, I am FCA (ICAN), before leaving Nija, I did some of these foreign "over-rated" exams (ACCA & CIMA), and completed them back to back. This was with the pressure of work. ICAN is still the toughest and the BEST. May not yet have the recognition outside Nigeria, but no ICAN member can be stranded in either ACCA or CIMA. If you CAN PASS ICAN, these ones are BEANS!!! Quote me anywhere in this WORLD. Just another correction, CIMA is tougher than ACCA and is now recognised in US (CGMA designation is offered qualified members by both CIMA (UK) and AICPA (US)).

The name is I CAN!!! Go for it as a sure foundation for your accounting designation. The stress you will pass through will prepare you for a jolly ride over ACCA.

Pastor Bosun tried his best to warn us. Our people did not listen, just like the the Hebrew did not believe Jeremiah, our people were so blinded with the promise of a Vice President. When last did your hear of the VP of US? Who is the vice president of India, the biggest democracy in the world? Who is the deputy governor of your state do you know them? Years back, I was offered the position of Vice-Chairman of my association, I turned it down and accepted a Secretaryship position, because VP is just a "spare tyre" without clear cut constitutional role or responsibility.

Three Woes be unto all those Christians who with their eyes open sold off Nigeria to these demons! They are the Sanballat and Tobiah (Nehemiah Chapter 4) of today.

See the message again!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNjEGfcZC74

SirJeffry:
If not for the kind of military we have in Nigeria, I would've prayed for their takeover.

Our military don't have good moral standards to lead a nation.

But good one @OP.

Unfortunately, op is a clear realist. Any military coup now would be highly celebrated. Buhari has turn out to be worse than IBB and Abacha. Corruption is not only stealing money. Destroying the foundation of national cohesion, through religion inclination, tampering with the judiciary, gagging the press, corrupting the electoral process, destroying NASS ability to check executive, turning DSS and EFCC as hound dogs are worse than stealing money. This government has achieved nothing in less than a year than destroying institutions of state and exalting nepotism in both outlook and action. This shenanigans would not stop until a "no-nonsense" soldier like Rawling of Ghana or Sankara of Burkina Faso comes to party. One thing is sure! The same God that terminated IBB and Abacha, is still on the THRONE. It is a matter of time...

Just imagine under bridge for supposed mega city Nigeria sha tire everybody. Where do we start from

princemillla:
Why is living in one's fatherland now more expensive than overseas.?

U pay tax
Pay 100 on atm every month
Pay 65 naira on atm in other banks
Pay 170 naira on every online transactions to other banks (105 and 55 naira)
Pay 50 naira bank stamp

Police go stop u for road u pay minimum 1k

Area boys go hail u, u pay 500.

Armed robbers go still come sweep the entire purse.

Maka why na

"Think what you can do for your country and not what your country can do for you..."

Who said this?
To who?
Under what circumstance?

... and the answer is...























APC Zanoids!!! Hahahshahahaha! Enjoy his foul air of chanji!

The lead vehicle (pilot vehicles) determine the speed of the led. If pilot vehicle was overspending, the minister's vehicle must necessarily meet up or be left behind. The police need to investigate this thoroughly as the FRSC may have a point here. They have also to determine if the seat belts were used or they could unhook on impact.
Please, do not rule out foul play.

My fellow Nigerians, I recall that many people could not vote in 2015 because of lack of PVC. Some were denied, others because of procrastination could not vote. Z your PVC is the only instruments we have to send any non-performing government out. If you have not registered, please make every effort to do so. DO NOT WAIT UNTIL ELECTION MONTH TO QUEUE.
Tell all your family and friends and let this consciousness be in us. This present government MUST go come 2019. They have practically ruin everything and there appear to be no hope in sight except propaganda and rhetoric.
God bless you and help us weather this remaining 3 years. God bless Nigeris.

My fellow Nigerians, I recall that many people could not vote in 2015 because of lack of PVC. Some were denied, others because of procrastination could not vote. Z your PVC is the only instruments we have to send any non-performing government out. If you have not registered, please make every effort to do so. DO NOT WAIT UNTIL ELECTION MONTH TO QUEUE.
Tell all your family and friends and let this consciousness be in us. Thus government MUST go come 2019. They have practically ruin everything and there appear to be no hope in sight except propaganda and rhetoric.
God bless you and help us weather this remaining 3 years. God bless Nigeris.

EasternActivist:
Curse will be upon anybody that voted buhari and is now complaining/wailing...

The prayers of people suffering from the effect of buharis incompetence shall forever over run, wipe and destroy your families one after the other...

And for those APC zombies that are unapologetic to the plight of what you have endangered the masses into, may your lifes be ran like the way buhari is running this present administration...

And for those that are wailing yet couldn't vote to surpass buhari votes that has 3million margins. May your suffering due to ignorance and I don't care syndrome overwhelm your households for the next four years. May this present circumstances teach you a bitter lesson that you will wish that death is your final answer.

Remember some were denied their PVC ooo

harveyspec:
Point of correction, the landlord knew there was a problem(no light) but didn't know what the actual problem was


The new electrician didn't know thing were that messed up, he probably thought that it was a blown fuse or burnt wires only to get up there to see a conundrum of problems.

Things would have been worse off under Jonathan, if he had won or even during his term, you didn't experience any of this because the price of oil was up, so there was money in circulation to cushion all ill effect.

The second electrician is totally unprofessional in promising to solve what he knows nothing about. If you have a car that is not starting, would a mechanical engineer tell you he can clean it up without assessing the situation? We all knew that Nigeria is not the best, but what was handed over to Buhari. He has practically destroyed. You are also following the footstep of the naive or clueless one.

By the way, are you aware power has plummeted to below 1580 level for the first time in the last 36 years? That is another record breaking achievement by the APC and Buhari Government of Chain.

thesicilian:
Nigeria's electricity demand: 160,000MW
National grid capacity. : 6,020MW
Peak performance this year: 5,074MW

Current performance. : 1,580MW



''Super Minister'' Babatunde Fashola should please respect Nigerians & address the nation!

Wetin Fashola go use address the nation? Gong or town criers? They say no light you are talking of addressing the nation, what will power the broadcast system?

Op is as clueless as the electrician who would boast to the landlord that he has the miracle of solving his house problem. Only for the landlord to award the contract to him and all he does is complain and looking for who to blame.

OP, the landlord knew about the problem of the house. The new electrician also knew about the problem? Question for you is why sack the first if the last would be complaining without solutions? The new one boasted to turn the house to "Utopian State", rather has recreated a similitude of Hell Fire.

My solution to the house owner is to quickly sack the new electrician as he is worse than the first. He lied about his competence and keeps pretending he has the answer whereas he is CLUELESS! If you ever built you would encounter such individuals. If you fail to sack them, you end up with uncompleted structure.

Please, ask Buhari to face governance and stop complaining and running from pillar to post. This is not the Nigeria that was handed over to him. Sai Baba has turned to Shame Baba!!

This is an indication that returning home is not foreseeable in spite of Lai Mohammed lies.

APC = Affliction, Pains & Chains to the Zombies and Janjaweedians.

MKO4ever:
It is obvious you did not listen to Mr President's interview with Aljazeerah and it is more obvious that you know nothing about FX Market.
Mr President never said there is no FX for education, the question is, 'at what rate'
Even if you wish to import toothpick and require FX, you will definitely get it, but at what rate?
If the government allows school fees to be paid at the official rate, then the government is subsidizing the school fees.
Therefore Mr President was only saying that school fees will no longer be subsized because we can no longer support it.

Do you know the simple implication?
Any time government subsize FX payment, our reserve is directly affected

Please go back and watch the video interview and you will see that Ben Bruce was talking nonsense here

So our reserves are good for subsidising pilgrimages and buying exotic cars? Do you use your brains at all or are you politically blinded that you cannot reason well again?
Does Buhari buy forex at black market for his children education? Use your brain,it is not just a mass of protoplasm

I am wondering if the Nigerian first lady Aisha Buhari is aware of these cases of abduction of under aged Christian children and forceful conversion to Islam and being married off, without parental consent.

Nigerians should prevail on Mrs Buhari to lend her voice to this matter as a Muslim, Nigeria first lady and a mother. This is not the time to keep mute as if it does not matter, it matters.

Again the involvement of Emirs, Sharia courts and Muslim leaders in this crime need to be condemned. It is now obvious that this crime has been going on for years and one wonders if the Chibok girls are not really being held in one Emir's palace.

When you arrest Amaechi, Fayemi, Fashola, Tinubu, Atiku, Obasanjo, Buhari and other APC thieves, investigate them, jail them for stealing Nigeria blind, then we would support your "corrupt" fight against corruption! For now, you are On Your Own "OYO". Nigerians are wiser than this, tell your stories to your Zombies.

Pidggin:
Feel sad for this woman. Security authorities should make enquiries from the Sharia Council of the state they were traced to, this was the case in Patience Paul found in Sokoto and married off by the council there.

Are we on the same thread?

Abagworo:
A black American cannot live a better life than an African not to talk of a black German where you constitute less than 0.0000000001% of the population. I wish you well living as a slave in another man's land while you rejoice at the tribulations in your real home. Thats a slave mentality.

Guess you do not get op's point. Sincerely, Nigeria is a hell-hole. Please, try and experience life outside you would understand what the op is talking about. It is beyond your 'slavery', patriotism or otherwise derogatory language. Most of you 'patriots' do not have the opportunity that op has, so do not be jealous. If Nigeria gets better tomorrow, Op and his children educated in Germany would still come back and Lord it over your kids. Have you not noticed that the multinationals and big banks look out for foreign trained graduates? Someone talked about when op is over 65, sorry I have a dependant who worked for 35 years for FGN, today, I practically pay his pension, so what are you talking about? Out there, they take good care, I mean very good care of their 'seniors'. But in Nigeria, hmmm! When some states have not paid regular workers. Who are you to talk about pension?

Bubu should not forget Guguru Mahsrsji ooo! Buhari don buy market. He thought governance was a piece of cake. I laugh...
Poor preparation proceeds failure.

Need we say more? Buhari's cult followers now know that he is just "EMPTY". All promises are being denied and pseudo-pastors are now liars. Truly, imagine if they did not win, by now all the sycophants and Zombies would be raining abuses on Jonathan and Jega.
The wind is blowing and clearly, the "messiah" and his promised "Utopia" is gradually turning to "Hell" of Afflicting Pain on Commoners aka APC. They now charge 45% increase for non-existent power/light, N50 stamp duties for job not done by NIPOST, toll-gates for roads they neither built nor maintained, $1 is now N380, fuel is now N120 even with low price of crude, pure water has been N5 since the first sachet was produced in early '90s, now it is N20 per sachet. The media is silenced, EFCC is now target-driven against opposition. The nation now services debt with 80% of revenue. Their only achievements in 9 months are to junket around the globe with "begging-plate" like almajiri. Complaining and blaming past administration, blaming judges, blaming "budget mafia", blaming God, blaming the sun and moon. Ministers are now mere boy-boy or messengers without say. Common budget, they could not prepare, rather presenting poo that has undergone series of rework without success. Yesterdays "Hailers" are turning to wailers!! No economic direction, rather they are now calling for an economic jamboree to help a "messiah" that promised utopia to his Zombies. The only economic and political blue-print enunciated at the last confab was rejected by the "messiah", what else do you want You waited for 6-months to appoint a rookie Finance Minister who does not understand indices and you are here calling who to decide for you? Who is ready to shoulder this mighty failure? Who is prepared be blamed next for your incompetence and impending failure??
[size=18pt]Such a monumental FAILURE is only fitting for those who were ranting before elections, promising heaven on earth and building castles in the air! [/size]

80% of revenue applied on current debt financing. By the time APC acquire the N2trillion additional debt, the debt financing would be over 150% of our revenue. APC really means "Afflict Pains on Commoners".

Stupid people!!! When you freeze production across OPEC, your production level also drops. You sell at $50 multiplied by your reduced production, you are on the same spot. Again, how would your $50 impact the shale oil producers in US and Canada? Have you considered that they would be buoyed into the market? How about the Iran angle? They would practically cripple OPEC. Kachickwu should stop spewing nonsense please. This is not a campaign year.

Which light will power the cameras Another "Black Elephant Project" in the offing. Anyway, APC chieftains must recoup their electoral investment.

Opposition ruling APC