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HealthRe: It’s World Kidney Day: Protect Your Kidneys by vanstanzy(m): 6:05pm On Mar 14, 2013
I know its World Kidney day, but am not allowed 2 comment without permissn from my oga at d top.
BusinessRe: 13 Business Ideas For 2013 by vanstanzy(m):
I got mine lined up and they are;

Investment destinations.
1) Blogging for cash.
2) Bullionvault investment (Investing in Gold).
3) Real estate investment.
4) Internet marketing.
5) poultry investment.
6) Consultancy.
7) Nigeria Stock trading.
cool Forex


@op, i dey gbadun ur posts. Kudos! wink wink
FoodRe: Is There Anything Wrong In Eating Dog Meat? by vanstanzy(m): 2:43pm On Mar 14, 2013
Like play like play una don dey promote Dog meat sheyhuh NOW LET ME SOUND THIS WARNING, "IF I SEE ANY CALABAR MAN

(MAN, WOMAN, CHILD, DEMON) NEAR MY FULL-BREED CAUCASIAN, I WILL SLICE THAT PERSON IN HALF! angry angry angry" and report myself

to the police. Cause i know i'll get away with this JUST killing. Make una no try me o, abeg. angry angry angry
FoodRe: Is There Anything Wrong In Eating Dog Meat? by vanstanzy(m): 2:35pm On Mar 14, 2013
V-lyrics:
Op poster u ar wrong... Dog meat isnt d sweetest... Here in abia state we eat dried human meat called ajuri. Only for elders... Give it a try and u would c d difference.
That's even worse. What's wrong with u peoplehuh This is Terrible! Now am gonna have indigestion. O, my poor stomach! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

FoodRe: Is There Anything Wrong In Eating Dog Meat? by vanstanzy(m): 2:24pm On Mar 14, 2013
ITbomb: If people could pay transport from Lagos to Calabar just to eat dog meat, then you know it is serious matter.
and I no know wetin dem use, dog meat prepared in calabar is different from anywhere else.
.
Any Igbo or Yoruba man that enter Calabar carnival, first thing e go ask for is dog meat and if you mistakenly eat am first time, your entire view about dog meat will change forever.
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But dont you ever go near where they are killing it
God forbid! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

FoodRe: Is There Anything Wrong In Eating Dog Meat? by vanstanzy(m):
YES!!!Everything is wrong with eating dog meat. IT MAKES U ACT A FO0L!!!!! undecided*Infact, i think am gonna be sick!*

Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Photos Of "His Oga At The Top" (NSCDC) by vanstanzy(m): 12:42pm On Mar 14, 2013
nep2ra: You mud munching, a.r.s.e licking, sheet peddling, piss drinking asinine phuck! You are one of the reasons mediocrity thrives in Nigeria.

It's because of your kind of attitude towards public officers that's why Nigeria remains stagnant and those cretins who call themselves leaders actually get away with murder. A new Nigeria is been born and it clearly has no place for sycophant retards like you. Get the phuck outta here!!!
Stallion84 is worse than an a*rse and alot lower than a pond scum, SMH! And they cry "Nigeria isnt developing!"
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Photos Of "His Oga At The Top" (NSCDC) by vanstanzy(m): 12:34pm On Mar 14, 2013
cr7lomo.:
U guys aint srs, mimmickin a public officer , is it joblessnees. Its r country nd channels TV sud b blamed cos it shows dat dia presenters r nt highly trained, dey knew d man dint no d question, and instead of dem 2 go on a brk 2 sort out issues, dey dcide 2 embarrass d man on purpose. Its nt d man dat dey wud laf @ in d international community but Nigeria as a whole. Dem gonna say tins like " Nigeria is so unsrs , undedicated and lack advanced knowledge 4 employin dat kind of person and it means all their organisations r run by M....Orons" and y'all lafin.smh
*YAWNS!* undecided undecided undecidedThis mofo is spitting rubbish. NEXT!!

Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Photos Of "His Oga At The Top" (NSCDC) by vanstanzy(m): 12:29pm On Mar 14, 2013
touchmeder: That was painful to watch. lipsrsealed
Really painful to watch. I almost started crying for Nigerias future. Whats the FV*TARDS name anyway? i won't be

surprised if he's a Northerner.
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Photos Of "His Oga At The Top" (NSCDC) by vanstanzy(m): 12:22pm On Mar 14, 2013
justboiz: Please where is this man fromhuh maybe he is an alien shocked....and in his planet they are still 30years behind (i.e. 1983 in his world)... Let us be realistic for God's sake...one of the reasons he was invited was to guide job-searchers against scam, so he should know basic things about his organization....Those shielding and protecting him blaming the interviewers, let me ask you this: If your come across a boy of SSS3 (or your son for instance) and ask him the name of his school or principal and he start blabbing>>> What will be your conclusion about him? This is so painful and sad. My conclusion, he should be arrested by ICPC, EFCC, SFU,Police, JTF, GEJ, even FBI (they should fight over who wil arrest him angry.....and a should be charged to court for "Embarrassing his Fatherland" and also explain how he attained that height in his office.
U don't understand, HIS-OGA-AT-THE-TOP put him there. grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Photos Of "His Oga At The Top" (NSCDC) by vanstanzy(m): 12:19pm On Mar 14, 2013
Sparkle777: Abeg ooh. E don do. Haba,una don over yab dis man ooh. Make una take am easy on am after all he is still old school. I beg una,make the poor man no come commit suicide because of too much yabbing.
Don't speak to us, speak to THE-OGA-AT-THE-TOP. Next time u try that $h!7 with us again, we'll

report u to THE-OGA-AT-THE-TOP. Gbam! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by vanstanzy(m): 10:37am On Mar 14, 2013
Hi Mods, i recommend this topic for the front page. We Catholics find the urge to celebrate our own and what the Lord has done for us. The topic is Congratulatory message to Pope Francis and the NL link is https://www.nairaland.com/1225196/congratulatory-message-pope-francis. Thanks
Christianity EtcCongratulatory Message To Pope Francis by vanstanzy(op): 10:32am On Mar 14, 2013
Pope Francis is the first ever from the Americas, an austere Jesuit intellectual who modernized Argentina‘s conservative Catholic church.

Known until Wednesday as Jorge Bergoglio, the 76-year-old is known as a humble man who denied himself the luxuries that previous Buenos Aires cardinals enjoyed. He came close to becoming pope last time, reportedly gaining the second-highest vote total in several rounds of voting before he bowed out of the running in the conclave that elected Pope Benedict XVI.

Groups of supporters waved Argentine flags in St. Peter’s Square as Francis, wearing simple white robes, made his first public appearance as pope.

“Ladies and Gentlemen, good evening,” he said before making a reference to his roots in Latin America, which accounts for about 40 percent of the world’s Roman Catholics.

Bergoglio often rode the bus to work, cooked his own meals and regularly visited the slums that ring Argentina’s capital. He considers social outreach, rather than doctrinal battles, to be the essential business of the church.

Source: http://world.time.com/2013/03/13/francis-is-first-pope-from-the-americas/





Wishing the Newly elected Pope Francis the very best in his new endeavour, and as he leads the entire 1.5 billion

Catholic faithfuls. God Almighty who has exalted him will always fight his, his familys' and the Churchs' battles,

Amen!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin

Christianity EtcRe: Cardinal Jorge Mario-Bergoglio Is The New Pope by vanstanzy(m): 10:14am On Mar 14, 2013
Antivirus92: I thought that when something has stood the test of time, people tend to believe in it's authenticity. Catholic church has stood the test of time and the doubts are surprising to me. Celibacy,uniqueness,one leader,one teaching and beliefs. If the church had been a social gathering like most christian denominations,the issue of celibacy would have been dead. The church has fought this war internal and external and still maintains it's ground on celibacy. Have one wondered why in movies when occultic kingdoms want to do some sacrifices,they look for a virgin? There is much strength in celibacy and that's what sustained the church uptill today.
Secondly,being a pentecostal, ask ur self how many pastors that have dumped ur denomination and start his/hers then compare it to the number of rev.frs,bishops that have dumped the catholic church for their own church. Just like the apostles were under peter, peter under jesus,so the church will continue forever. Anglican church in nigeria is different from that of england(church of niger and church of england), the founder of jehovah witness,grace of god,mountain on fire, fire on the mountain etc were pastors under another denomination before "spirit" filled them and told them to start up another church. Disobedience was the reason why satan(lucifer) was chased out of heaven. These pseudo-men of god disobey or fall out with the person they were under only to set up their own church. Let me just stop here.
U have spoken and written well. Not withstanding that i am a Catholic, the Catholic Church WILL

ALWAYS
stand the test of time because Christ Himself promised so while He was still on earth.


For this, i give u 100million likes.
CrimeRe: We Hid Stolen Cars In Church – Suspects by vanstanzy(m): 9:42am On Mar 14, 2013
WTF!!! Una no fear Godhuh?
PoliticsRe: APC Rejects INEC's Call For Name Change by vanstanzy(m): 9:34am On Mar 14, 2013
INEC wants to breed confusion in the system now o. angry angry angry angry
Christianity EtcRe: Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio of Argentina Named New Pope, Pope Francis! by vanstanzy(m): 11:22pm On Mar 13, 2013
victokafor: if someone like Babaginda, Obasanjo, Buhari, Tinubu or Atiku is to be chosen as the new pope, what kind of smoke do u think will be revealed?
Deep black and evil smoke, that will even make the devil flee n seek 4 refuge.
Christianity EtcRe: Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio of Argentina Named New Pope, Pope Francis! by vanstanzy(m): 11:19pm On Mar 13, 2013
sydney070: finally God has chosen a new leader.Lesson learnt from
this pope election 1. who God has chosen,
should be supported. Buhari
take note!
2. The cardinals dat voted
stand d chance of being
elected, yet they pledge their loyalty to d chosen
one. humility
3. No opposition after
election, No court case.
ACN/CPC take note
4. No tribalism! No racism!, An argentine will mount d
Roman seat, D POPE is d
president of d smallest
country Vatican. Hausa and
northern poilticians take
note 5. The cardinals were happy
with d new pope, No
protest, No killing of
corpers, No almajiri
destroying St Peters
square! 6. The whole church, prays
for the pope, when last did
d whole Nigeria pray for its
leader? God bless and keep d Pope!
1million and 5 likes!
Christianity EtcRe: Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio of Argentina Named New Pope, Pope Francis! by vanstanzy(m): 11:15pm On Mar 13, 2013
ifeness: LET THE MASS DELUSION CONTINEU !!!
Attention!!! a pagan, dead-god worshipper has been detected!
Christianity EtcRe: Cardinal Jorge Mario-Bergoglio Is The New Pope by vanstanzy(m): 9:22pm On Mar 13, 2013
warrior101: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Your sins are forgiven my child. For you penance say, 7 Our Fathers, 7 Hail Marys, 7 Glory be... and read Psalm 51 2

times. Go and sin no more! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Christianity EtcRe: Cardinal Jorge Mario-Bergoglio Is The New Pope by vanstanzy(m):
gunner4life: the prophecy about d last pope being peter d roman was false afterall!
Now don't tell me u believed all THAT FAIRY TALE CONSPIRACY?
Christianity EtcRe: Cardinal Jorge Mario-Bergoglio Is The New Pope by vanstanzy(m): 8:48pm On Mar 13, 2013
OAM4J: Congratulations to the Catholics
Yeah, congrats to all Christians, not just Catholics.
Christianity EtcRe: Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio of Argentina Named New Pope, Pope Francis! by vanstanzy(m): 8:44pm On Mar 13, 2013
Dr. Do Good:
The cross on his nake is for what?
Are u an OMATA GUY? Nake! grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio of Argentina Named New Pope, Pope Francis! by vanstanzy(m): 8:25pm On Mar 13, 2013
ALL HAIL POPE FRANCIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Christianity EtcRe: Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio of Argentina Named New Pope, Pope Francis! by vanstanzy(m): 7:49pm On Mar 13, 2013
league11: ELECTION OF POPE IS WORSE THAN NIGERIAN ELECTION, AS MANY THINGS HAPPENS BEHIND D VEIL. D DEATH OF CHRIST HAS BROKEN D VEIL, WHY GOING IN DARKNESS TO CHOSE A SERVANT OF LIGHT? THEY TOLD US THAT IT'S HOLY SPIRIT THAT CHOSES POPE, WHY GOING THROUGH SERIES OF ELECTIONS RESULTING IN BLACK SMOKE? WE ARE IN 21ST CENTURY THIS KIND NEWS SHOULD BE SCRAPED
Shallow mindedness is a BIG SIN and HANDICAP.
PoliticsRe: Ogun State Governor’s House On Fire by vanstanzy(m): 7:40pm On Mar 13, 2013
fm7070: What exactly is wrong with these security operatives attached to people in power?
Why are they preventing the covering of the fire incident? What are they hiding?
We are very far from civillization in this country.
They are hiding their boss' unclothedness, thats what. smiley
PoliticsRe: Ogun State Governor’s House On Fire by vanstanzy(m): 7:27pm On Mar 13, 2013
A part of the private residence of Governor Ibikunle Amosun in Abeokuta, the Ogun State capital on Wednesday was gutted by fire which destroyed several documents.

On the extent of damage done by the fire outbreak, Alhaji Amosun said there was nothing to worry about as only “few documents were burnt during the incident.”


Hmmm! Documents containing transactions of shady deals ehn? Could that be the reason why security operatives didn't

want reporters to get close? grinWE KNOW EVERY!!! grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Ogun State Governor’s House On Fire by vanstanzy(m): 7:21pm On Mar 13, 2013
Is it now a taboo to have a full day in Nairaland without spreading bad news? huhshocked shocked shocked
FamilyRe: Ladies, What Will Make You Disrespect Your Husband? by vanstanzy(m): 5:59pm On Mar 13, 2013
I bet for most of the ladys, the answer will go like this; he has no money to take care of me n (my kids) and he cant f--k me hard. FALSE?
Car TalkRe: Accident On Third Mainland Bridge This Morning by vanstanzy(m): 5:56pm On Mar 13, 2013
toba: This is not third mainland bridge . Its just the highway linking the bridge
Whatever! We are focused on the accident.

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