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CrimeRe: Mistress Strangles Lover’s 4 Children In Anambra by vanstanzy(m): 7:46pm On Jan 20, 2013
If u ask her why she did it, she'll say its because of love. angry angry angry THE WAY THIS EMOTION CALLED *LOVE* AFFECTS WOMEN EHN! NA WA O! shocked shocked shocked
TV/MoviesRe: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by vanstanzy(m): 5:39pm On Jan 20, 2013
goldfish80: Only ιϞ nollywoood can α babalawo watch 3d video over α red piece of cloth...
Dont u know there's technology in voodoo now?
TV/MoviesRe: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by vanstanzy(m): 5:34pm On Jan 20, 2013
A suspect (terribly injured) is arrested on his hospital bed and dragged off to jail.
TV/MoviesRe: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by vanstanzy(m): 5:28pm On Jan 20, 2013
Screaming at the top of their lungs, instead of talking.
Christianity EtcRe: One Of King Solomon's Wives Was From Ogun State, Nigeria. True Or False? by vanstanzy(m): 1:42pm On Jan 20, 2013
If King Solomons' wife is from Ijebu-ode, then am from the earths crust. grin grin grin grin grin No, seriously i am. wink
HealthRe: Your Experience In The Hands Of Nigerian Nurses by vanstanzy(m): 1:52pm On Jan 19, 2013
@op, don't generalize. Yes, few nurses these days are caring, unlike in those days when they were many caring nurses in the field.
I used to remember a tall, dark and beautiful nurse that i had a crush on when i was little. Her injection time was the best grin grin grin, u'll hardly feel the pain and even ask her whether she's thru. injecting u. grin grin grin These days most of 'em almost give u a heart attack while injecting u, and are saucy.
PoliticsRe: What Is Imo State Best Known For? by vanstanzy(m): 12:51pm On Jan 19, 2013
Mods' these are the kinda topics u put up in the front page? Will i be wrong if i write that "Nairaland MODs' are a joke"?
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Leader Shekau Found In Mali by vanstanzy(m): 12:40pm On Jan 19, 2013
Rooneyboy: He's a big coward, y is he running ? Isn't he fighting for allah and his 72 virgins anymore huh huh huh
No he's not running away, he's simply on sabbatical leave in Mali. grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Leader Shekau Found In Mali by vanstanzy(m): 12:34pm On Jan 19, 2013
confusion247: Arewa Consultative Forum, sultan of sokoto, ATIKU, ADAMU CIROMA, LAWAL KEITA GUMI SHEIK and many northern muslems will not be happy with this news if it happens to be true.
Did u write "will not"? no, i think they will. U forgot to mention Buhari, IBB, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi and Namadi Sambo.
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Leader Shekau Found In Mali by vanstanzy(m): 12:24pm On Jan 19, 2013
WHAT MANNER OF DILEMMA HAS ISLAM PUT THIS WORLD INTO?
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Leader Shekau Found In Mali by vanstanzy(m): 12:11pm On Jan 19, 2013
Sunymoore: negerians bloods will not flow in vain
I see u have carved out a nation for urself, Negeria? huh huh huh
NYSCRe: NYSC Threatens To Report Schools With Deficient Graduates by vanstanzy(m): 9:42am On Jan 19, 2013
intelligen: SMH ...how on earth did we get here?
How we got to this deplorable state is like this... We allowed our Educational institutions fall. Now we produce half-baked grads. sad sad sad
NYSCRe: NYSC Threatens To Report Schools With Deficient Graduates by vanstanzy(m): 9:35am On Jan 19, 2013
NYSC, ask urselves whether u have quality graduates to post to schools. huh huh huh huh huh
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Who Is Single On Nairaland? by vanstanzy(m): 8:44am On Jan 19, 2013
IYA NGBALI: I am single and searching
I was like Oh $h!7 when i saw ur pics. shocked shocked shocked Very creative indeed! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

EntertainmentRe: Cossy Orjiakor Replies Blogger Who Wrote An Open Letter To Her And Tonto Dikeh by vanstanzy(m): 4:00am On Jan 19, 2013
Does Cossy mean she's beyond correctn?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Who Is Single On Nairaland? by vanstanzy(m): 8:18pm On Jan 18, 2013
MOD's una funny o, so this are the kind of topics u deem fit for the frontpage. Na wa o!

*Disappointed*

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Who Is Single On Nairaland? by vanstanzy(m): 8:05pm On Jan 18, 2013
Who's asking?
HealthRe: How To Spot Signs Of Sickness In Newborns by vanstanzy(m): 7:49pm On Jan 18, 2013
Morgan1092: Why quoting d whole thread jst 2 say dis? Mtchewwwww
O mehn, not again! undecided undecidedClearly i wasn't talking to u. undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
FamilyRe: Why Do Parents Send Their Kids To Boarding Schools? by vanstanzy(m): 7:37pm On Jan 18, 2013
Duke_Nija: I think its just the old mentality that Boarding schools 'train' kids better than day schools.

Or else it will be negligence and irresponsibility.
Exactly my tot, "a sign of negligence and irresponsibility."
FamilyRe: Why Do Parents Send Their Kids To Boarding Schools? by vanstanzy(m): 7:31pm On Jan 18, 2013
To give them a chance to taste the "PUDIN" without disturbance.grin grin grin Sorry did ur parents send u to boarding school?
HealthRe: How To Spot Signs Of Sickness In Newborns by vanstanzy(m): 7:23pm On Jan 18, 2013
solomto: Instructions

Evaluate his appetite. The most noticeable sign of sickness in a newborn is the lack of appetite. If something is wrong, babies will usually stop eating and refuse any food. Projectile or forceful vomiting is also another reason to be concerned.


Consider his behavior. Your newborn's behavior is another indicator of sickness. Is he more tired than usual? Is he very sleepy and hard to wake up? Also, an extremely irritable or inconsolable baby is also a sign of sickness. If any of these symptoms persist for a longer amount of time than usual, you should be concerned.

Take the baby's temperature. Any fever of higher than 100 degrees Fahrenheit warrants a call to the doctor. Your baby's immune system is still immature and any fever should alert you to contact the doctor for an evaluation.


Review your baby's elimination pattern. Consider if your baby is constipated or if she has diarrhea. If your newborn is crying while trying to poop or does not poop for a few days or longer than usual, then you should be concerned. Excessive diarrhea can also indicate a sick baby.


Check your baby's breathing. If she is struggling to breathe, coughing, very congested or choking on excessive mucus, you should contact your pediatrician. You will see the chest move up and down, but when the baby is struggling to breathe, this will looked labored and be very hard for the baby.


Evaluate your baby's skin color. A sick newborn may be flushed and have extremely red cheeks or have very pale skin. If the baby's skin is yellow, this may be a sign of jaundice and blue skin may mean that the baby is not getting enough oxygen. If any of these symptoms occur, you should contact a health care provider immediately.




http://www.ehow.com/how_2311602_spot-signs-sickness-newborns.html
Thanks cutie! wink
FashionRe: Michelle Obama's New Hairstyle: Hit Or Miss? by vanstanzy(m): 7:19pm On Jan 18, 2013
ogugua88: [size=13pt]New birthday, new presidential term … new ‘do for First Lady Michelle Obama!

https://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/E3FpPykG5K0eY.z86RcRzw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMwMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/blogs/omgcelebnews/300-MichelleObama2-011713-jpg_224707.jpg

The POTUS’ wife debuted the look – straight, shoulder-length hair with bangs and some face-framing fringe – on Thursday (her 49th birthday) in a photo she posted on her new Twitter account. Mrs. Obama, who normally sports a sleek style with a side part or a swept back look, also donned a red-and-pink Zac Posen creation in the shot, a candid of her chatting with Inaugural citizen co-chair David Hall about Monday’s Martin Luther King Jr. Day of Service.

And the people have spoken! The majority of those who replied to @FLOTUS on Twitter voted that the new look was quite an improvement with more than 300 retweets and favorites. “Happy Birthday, and great hair,” tweeted ‏@lea_artz.

Monday, of course, will also be busy for the First Family since it’s the inauguration of President Barack Obama. Nearly 800,000 people are expected to descend upon Washington, D.C.’s National Mall to watch him be sworn in for his second term. Also on hand for the festivities will be Beyonce, who will sing the national anthem, and Kelly Clarkson, who will serenade the president and first lady with "My Country 'Tis of Thee.”

Wonder what will Michelle will wear to the Inauguration to go with those new bangs?

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"Her Hair-do!"

FashionRe: Michelle Obama's New Hairstyle: Hit Or Miss? by vanstanzy(m): 7:13pm On Jan 18, 2013
*Simply gorgeous!*

PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Nigerian Troops Arrival In Mali by vanstanzy(m): 4:59pm On Jan 18, 2013
doctokwus: Our things always dfferent& always we appear not to know what to do.Why disembark frm d transport aircraft wt guns @combat positions;d rebels were dfinitely not @ d airport.More organised settings disembark wt guns far off sight& begin to prepare demselves @ d camp
First to comment, and first to display his STUPIDITY! angry angry angry

PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Nigerian Troops Arrival In Mali by vanstanzy(m): 4:55pm On Jan 18, 2013
doctokwus: Our things always dfferent& always we appear not to know what to do.Why disembark frm d transport aircraft wt guns @combat positions;d rebels were dfinitely not @ d airport.More organised settings disembark wt guns far off sight& begin to prepare demselves @ d camp
If u're that good, why not join the military and go into the warfront, instead of sitting behind ur lappy and typing $H!7. Those guyz are there to prevent a war from escalating and u're here fv*cking like minks. angry angry angry angry angry
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Nigerian Troops Arrival In Mali by vanstanzy(m): 4:51pm On Jan 18, 2013
They've all signed their death warrants. Kudos and Gods speed, brave soldiers! sad sad sad
Nairaland GeneralRe: Photos Of The Woman With The World's Largest Hips by vanstanzy(m): 4:45pm On Jan 18, 2013
tellwisdom: https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/brit-o.gif
Is she having an epileptic feat or what?
SportsRe: Full Transcript Of Lance Armstrong's Interview With Oprah by vanstanzy(m): 4:44pm On Jan 18, 2013
On one CNNs' programme, the dude denied he ever doped. So who are we to believe now?
Science/TechnologyRe: Human-like Behaviors In Animals by vanstanzy(m): 4:38pm On Jan 18, 2013
*Don't forget this,*
Nairaland GeneralRe: Photos Of The Woman With The World's Largest Hips by vanstanzy(m):
ba7man: Her kids will be likely targets of "Yo mama" jokes. cheesy cheesy...."Yo mama's so fat, her pix fell off the wall" cheesy......."Yo mama's so fat, on her 1st day in class she sat next to everybody" cheesy cheesy....."Yo mama's so fat she's got her own orbit" cheesy
Check this out, "Yo mama's so fat, she comes from both sides of the family" grin grin grin and "Yo mama's so fat, after love making, i rolled over twice and i was still on the b!tch". grin grin grin

Nairaland GeneralRe: Photos Of The Woman With The World's Largest Hips by vanstanzy(m): 3:16pm On Jan 18, 2013
I wonder how her pu*nny will look and feel like, cos her hobby will definitely be rocking other SANE @sses. grin grin grin Hers' are INSANE!

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