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Nairaland GeneralRe: Photos Of The Woman With The World's Largest Hips by vanstanzy(m): 3:11pm On Jan 18, 2013
trendystuf: 40 year old Mikel Ruffinelli is officially the woman with the largest hips in the world. Her hips are 8 feet in circumference, she weighs 5ft4 and 420 pounds, and consumes 3,000 calories a day to keep her "bootylicious" figure.

Mikel is happily married with 4 children and enjoys a great sex life with her husband.In her words" "My husband finds my shape sexy and we have an amazing time in bed – there’s no position we can’t do! He tells me I’m beautiful every day. Men don’t like skinny girls, they like an hourglass figure ”

Wow! Do you agree with her

Source: http://trendysturvs..com/2013/01/photos-of-woman-with-worlds-largest-hips.html
The hobbys' "SHLONG" must be really huge and long. shocked shocked shocked
Nairaland GeneralRe: Photos Of The Woman With The World's Largest Hips by vanstanzy(m): 3:08pm On Jan 18, 2013
Cu*m gee'me some SUGAR mammi! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Hits 1 Million Members Hurray! by vanstanzy(m):
The_Matrix: snipped screen!
*Excited!*

Foreign AffairsRe: Obama's Half Brother Runs For Election In Kenya by vanstanzy(m): 3:02pm On Jan 18, 2013
J12: He looks like Obama very much
U mean he looks like his father, Obama or he looks like Barack Obama? huh huh huh
Foreign AffairsRe: Obama's Half Brother Runs For Election In Kenya by vanstanzy(m):
i.meller:
President Barack Obama's Kenyan half-brother has launched his own political career by announcing his intention to run for a Kenyan county gubernatorial seat in the upcoming March 4 elections.

Malik Obama, 54, who shares a father with the US president, said in an interview late on Wednesday that the achievements of his brother have "inspired and challenged" him to get into active politics in his homeland.

"When I look at the success that my brother has had in the US, I feel I would have let down my people if I do not follow in his footsteps and end their suffering through dedicated, honest and focused leadership," Malik said in his ancestral home of Kogelo in western Kenya.

The trained economist said he is the right candidate to deal with the "endless cycle of poverty and unemployment that bedevils my people". "I can confidently say that of all the people who are vying for the position, I am the best placed candidate ... by virtue of my second name alone, I have the connections to bring development to Siaya," he said, referring to his home county 100 km from the lakeside city of Kisumu.

Although he says he is charting his own path, Malik Obama is using his now famous second name to try and get an edge over his competitors, who include the younger brother of Kenyan Prime Minister Raila Odinga.

In a country polarized by dominant political parties, Malik Obama is running as an independent.

He said his links to Washington will help him clinch the seat. "Why would my people settle for a local connection when they have a direct line to the White House," he said as he weaved his way through a group of supporters, the slogan "Obama here, Obama there" looming on posters.



Source: http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/rest-of-world/Obamas-half-brother-eyes-Kenya-political-role/articleshow/18069522.cms
With the bolded above, he is now sounding like a fv*cking Hero. grin grin grin grin grin Well only time will tell! wink wink
The US constitution is whats making the US the success it is, not Barack Obama, he should know that. All the same, I WISH HIM LUCK!
Foreign AffairsRe: Obama's Half Brother Runs For Election In Kenya by vanstanzy(m): 2:52pm On Jan 18, 2013
He will win whether he knows what he's doing or not. grin grin grin
Sentiment will get him in there not achievements.
CelebritiesRe: “I Am Still In Love With Ayo Adesanya” – Pasuma by vanstanzy(m): 2:44pm On Jan 18, 2013
huh huh huh

Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland's Journey To 1 Million Members by vanstanzy(m): 2:41pm On Jan 18, 2013
Kudos Seun! grin grin grin But tell ur MOD's not to ban me again or else...
CrimeRe: 13 Suspected Kidnappers Arrested In Anambra State by vanstanzy(m): 2:36pm On Jan 18, 2013
I can only count 12, maybe the thirteenth has being killed?
CrimeRe: 13 Suspected Kidnappers Arrested In Anambra State by vanstanzy(m): 2:34pm On Jan 18, 2013
liberty300: E Anambra State police command last week, recorded one of its greatest harvests of suspected kidnappers and armed robbers in recent time, following the arrest of 13 persons in one day. At the headquarters of the State Anti-Robbery Squad, SARS, located at Awkuzu in Oyi local government area of the state, the suspects, realizing that the game was up, looked sober and one after the other, began to make open confessions, saying they were driven into crime because of the love of money.

Those arrested were: Chinedu Eze from Ideato in Imo State, Omaliko Ugochukwu from Abatete in Idemili North local government area of Anambra State and Okwuchukwu Odo from Alor in Idemili South local government area, who amidst sobs, claimed they were just new into the business of kidnapping.
"The love of money, is the root of all evil!" grin grin grin
Kudos Police!
CrimeRe: 13 Suspected Kidnappers Arrested In Anambra State by vanstanzy(m): 2:31pm On Jan 18, 2013
Good, just keep 'em coming! grin grin grin
FoodRe: Be Careful Of Made In China Foods by vanstanzy(m): 2:28pm On Jan 18, 2013
adewasco2k: ALWAYS READ THE LABELS ON THE FOOD YOU BUY
<!--NO MATTER WHAT THE FRONT OF THE BOX OR PACKAGE SAYS, TURN IT OVER AND READ THE BACK CAREFULLY-->

With plenty of food and pet products now coming from China (and with what he hear from the news about substandard products and chemical-laden products from there), it is best to make sure you read label at the supermarket and especially when buying food products. Many products no longer show where they were made, only give where the distributor is located. The whole world is concerned about China-made "black-hearted goods". Can you differentiate which one is made in Taiwan or China? The world is also concerned about GMO (Genetically Modified Organism) foods; steroid fed animals (ex: 45 days old broiler chicken). It is important to read the bar code to track its origin.

How to read Bar Codes.
This gets interesting! If the first 3 digits of the bar code are 690, 691 or 692, theproduct is MADE IN CHINA. If it's 471, it is Made in Taiwan. If the first 3 digits of the barcode are 00-09 then it's made or sourced in the USA. This is our right to know, but many governments around the world its related departments never educate the public, therefore we have to RESCUE ourselves. Nowadays, Chinese businessmen know that consumers do not prefer products"MADE IN CHINA", so they don't show from which country it is made. However, you may now refer to the barcode - remember if the first 3 digits are:

890......MADE IN INDIA

690, 691, 692 ... then it is MADE IN CHINA

00 - 09 ... USA and CANADA

30 - 37 ... FRANCE

40 - 44 ... GERMANY

471 ........ TAIWAN

49 .......... JAPAN

50 .......... UK
And to think that someone in this forum is advising we (Africans) turn to China, SMH! sad sad sad

What's the difference between they, the devil and the deep blue sea.
FoodRe: Be Careful Of Made In China Foods by vanstanzy(m): 2:24pm On Jan 18, 2013
Thanks for the advice though, am already wary of any product from "The almighty" China. wink wink wink
PoliticsRe: Only Lagos Can Survive Without Oil – Fashola by vanstanzy(m): 11:53am On Jan 18, 2013
U don dey make mouth now. huh huh huh
PoliticsRe: Malian Rebels Seen In Nigeria - Army Chief by vanstanzy(m): 9:58am On Jan 18, 2013
Chase those "Terrorists" out of here, FAST! angry angry angry

The US govt especially, will keep such a news under wraps, so as not to startle their populace, while they deal with the development decisively. While we in Naija voice ours out, to create commotion and heart attack for its populace huh huh huh Well, we are learning. But just get those bad eggs out of here before they infect our population with scabies.
EventsRe: Countdown To Nairaland Hitting A Million Members. by vanstanzy(m):
Congratulations Seun on your 1000000th birthday. grin grin grin
*Celebration*

PoliticsRe: Bakare Attacks Lagos Over N72m Land Charge by vanstanzy(m): 9:24pm On Jan 17, 2013
Controversial pastor, indeed!huh huh huh
PoliticsRe: Sheik Gumi - Yakowa And Azazi Died While Plotting Against Northern Muslims by vanstanzy(m): 9:11pm On Jan 17, 2013
mu2sa2: His late father was a man of peace. So also is Sheikh Gumi. With his background as a former officer in the nigerian army, Sheikh Gumi is never an advocate of violence.What he said about yakowa and Aziza "plot" is a matter of evidence- he may hav his sources even in the army, his former constituency. Those hurling insults at him here on NL don't know the xtent to which Yakowa was preparing to go to secure a second term in office. God took him away for peace to reign in kaduna, so some people believe. Meanwhile the insult peddlers on NL are having a go at the Sheikh, but none is refuting what he said - hypocrites.
U just spewed a SHIP LOAD OF CRAP! and ended up making NO SENSE@ all. Does a man of peace preach violence? What a contradiction! huh huh huh
PoliticsRe: Sheik Gumi - Yakowa And Azazi Died While Plotting Against Northern Muslims by vanstanzy(m): 9:05pm On Jan 17, 2013
okosodo: I am no suprised, hausa muslims have bigotic dusts in their brains
grin grin grin grin grin"Chop knuckle, u are so right" grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Sheik Gumi - Yakowa And Azazi Died While Plotting Against Northern Muslims by vanstanzy(m): 8:54pm On Jan 17, 2013
“The prominent people from Kaduna State wrote the memo, and included it with audio and video tapes of Gumi’s preaching,” the source continued. Gumi in one of the tapes, which I will give you the Internet link, indeed said that Yakowa and Azazi died while meeting on anti-Muslim issues. He was also heard in the tape saying that, it was a plan with General Gowon using the burial in Bayelsa as a cover up for them to meet and that is why Yakowa followed Azazi alone without his ADC. Gumi in the audio tape also said that the Muslims of Kaduna State should never allow a situation that will bring about a non-Muslim to be governor, alluding to the fact that it was Allah that did this (crash) for the impending danger being planned against Muslims.”

Una see am, so am right allah did indeed murder those two. grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Sheik Gumi - Yakowa And Azazi Died While Plotting Against Northern Muslims by vanstanzy(m): 8:49pm On Jan 17, 2013
Fake claims by Prophet shiek Gumi grin grin grin grin grin It means Allah killed them then. grin grin grin

The fv*cktard Sheik should be thrown into a snake infested pit. angry angry angry
RomanceRe: Man Stays In Tree For 9-months After Wife Refuses To Apologize by vanstanzy(m): 8:31pm On Jan 17, 2013
He's willing to become an animal just cos his wife cheated on him huh huh huh huh huh Kick the b!7ches @ss to the kerb, and move on with ur life, jor! sad sad sad
RomanceRe: What Are Things You Can Do And Cannot Do For Love by vanstanzy(m): 7:17pm On Jan 17, 2013
ItsModella: hahahahaha!! kill the devil for you?
Yes na, the devil, we all want him dead don't we?
CrimeRe: 2 Friends Arrested For Molesting A Girl In Lagos by vanstanzy(m): 7:11pm On Jan 17, 2013
patanjaly: Going to "PARTY" she had it coming no regrets. Next time she should try to be a good girl it helps really
Behold an age of PARTY FREAKS!See what partying got her into.
CrimeRe: 2 Friends Arrested For Molesting A Girl In Lagos by vanstanzy(m): 7:07pm On Jan 17, 2013
Typical of youths of our day and age.
RomanceRe: What Are Things You Can Do And Cannot Do For Love by vanstanzy(m): 6:55pm On Jan 17, 2013
ItsModella: I can't kill or be killed for love.
Modella, i know its u. I want u to kill the devil for love, now will u or not?
RomanceRe: What Are Things You Can Do And Cannot Do For Love by vanstanzy(m): 6:49pm On Jan 17, 2013
thehunted: i can never lick a woman`s p.SSY.
Guy, u dey miss. It tastes like chicken. grin grin grin Hmmm! i can just taste 'em now.
RomanceRe: What Are Things You Can Do And Cannot Do For Love by vanstanzy(m): 6:46pm On Jan 17, 2013
*I can't and won't catch a grenade for love!* grin grin grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Arrested Osun Goat Dies In Custody by vanstanzy(m): 6:37pm On Jan 17, 2013
This death must be investigated thoroughly. Call up a committee, to look into the report of the investigative committee. It's an inside job and the culprits should and must be brought to book speedily.

Does that sound familiar? grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Which Celebrity Would You Bring Back To Life? by vanstanzy(m): 3:35pm On Jan 17, 2013
lakside s: your virginity na celebrity?
O boi, una no go kill us with laugh. *GROUP LAUGH*

CelebritiesRe: Which Celebrity Would You Bring Back To Life? by vanstanzy(m): 3:30pm On Jan 17, 2013
hornipipe: The greatest rapper of all time Tupac Amaru Shakur and the king of pop Michael Joseph Jackson
cool
Hope u have a legion of Angels to help u venture into hell for their release? smiley smiley smiley

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