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CAPITAL NOOO! BUT IF SHE DOES, SHE IS TELLING HER HUSBAND AND CHILDREN, IF SHE HAS ANY, THAT SHE'S TIRED OF THEM ALL. AND GOD ALMIGHTY SAVE HER MARRIAGE. |
WHAT A HAND-BREAKER? OH, SHIT SHE GONNA KILL HER. FINALLY, WHO WON? ![]() FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR, SOOORY O! |
I'LD LOVE TO SEE TOOLZ IN A VERY SHORT, AND TRANSPARENT NIGHT GOWN. OROBO TO BADT GON! ![]() |
patrikobi: what a great job the governor is doing....keep it up T.A OrjiU must be a woman, cos its women that are easily deceived. Does any of this look real to u? ![]() |
ore64dollar: who says that the government of abia state is not working should check out these picturesAre u high on grass or are u just plain stupid? Project my @ss. |
To re-unite with ma family and friends, and jive. |
That is all for show and its a political russ. Uduaghan still remains one of the worst gov'nors. Gov. Uduaghan, control this @ss... thats what u do best.
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komek: When I lost my grand mum, I asked this same question the OP asked.. I was seen as somebody who does nt like to spend money. But spend money onSpot on. A law to stop this nonsense. |
Adufaye: My friend whom lost his dad last 2 week,funeral is holding today....and women from different homes,have been cooking since morning....No, it is discouraging to cook and "boink" at funerals and... which seasons do u mean? Seriously, i see it as a sheer waste of money. Why? cos probably the breadwinner of the family is dead and we all know thats when the real hardship starts. The family is really gonna need all the money they can get for the running of the home and upkeep of the children left behind. Besides, thats when the inlaws, especially husbands families start dragging the whole asset the man left behind, not even considering the kids. For me the only time to celebrate at funerals is when the deceased is an elderly person. That one can be called celebration of life. And only a cocktail of few invited guests is required. The amount of money we spend on funeral is alarming and ridiculous. |
LesbianBoy: DON'T GET IT TWISTED BRO, SHE IS A VIRGIN!How u take know? u don UnCloth am be4? Infact, if she's a virgin, then my grandmother is a virgin too. |
promisador: Dear readers,How authentic is this? |
Red-Light:ASK AM O. I TIRE! |
Real nice. But u failed to mention, 1) Jumping in front of a moving train, burns so much calorie. 2) Doing muslim style prayer in the middle of a very busy express way, burns alotta calorie. 3) Strolling into a vicious lions cage, burns alotta calorie. 4) Clinging to a planes landing gear while its in flight, can help burn 150 calories. 5) Jumping into a snake infested pit, can help burn 200 calories, if not all. 6) Sha*ggi*ng a female crocodile, burns the entire calorie. 7) Spending a week in Boko Haram infested states, burns 200 calories. Taking a stroll in the Sahara desert, burns 160 calories.9) Swimming in a shark infested ocean, burns 170 calories. 10) Bathing in a leech infested pond or stream, burn 180 calories and counting. Will be right back after this commercial break! |
Omo, i no lie u. But this presenter, Toolz, go so love fvck, cos it reflects in her choice of stage name. ![]() |
Forget Tonto, take a look at who i found, Toolz, she plus size, but she hoooot. ![]() |
Afenifere no go kill us with their discovery. Hell, they should even make the Guinness book of Record because of this all important discovery. |
advocate666: It is now official that oily soup causes retardation of the brain cells. So 2012, after 60 years of hoodlum rulership, Afenifere starts to sound warnings. Have they been asleep all these years or is this the consequence of free education?Ol boy, laff wan kill me. Oily soup, indeed. ![]() |
Gbawe: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/12/hoodlums-may-take-over-nigeria-afenifere/Nigeria has already been taken over by Hoodlums in politics. What the hell are they saying? |
Genuine gists: There is certainly not going to be an end to the controversies that emerge from Nigeria’s privately owned – especially Christian – Universities. And when it come to controversies one of the universities in the forefront in this regard is no other than Covenant University (CU) in Ogun State.The school did good in what it did. When he knows its against their school constitution, why choose to break the law? "If u can't do the time, then don't do the crime." |
fatdon1: The flamboyant preacher and senior pastor of Kingsway International Christian Church (KICC), has completed his billion naira KICC University situated at Ode Omu, Osun state.Even if he acquires a private jet later, i still think he has done well. Staying in the UK and investing in Naija, now how many people will do that? |
Yeah, yeah, how many time i don heard this $h!7? |
vm26: Have u ever been in Zim?U write like a Zim too. It's "have u ever been to Zim. and not the above" I know u're from Zimbabwe. |
All state gov'nors ecxept Rochas Okorocha of Imo, BRF of Lagos, and Akpabio of Akwaibom. Others are a massive failure. |
searay: Please is this man still a senator of the federal republic?Who wan comot am? He's still a serving senator of the Federal Republic. Even ur VeePee who he fin*gered in the course of investigation, is still a serving VeePee of the Federal Republic. Most times this nation just irritates me. ![]() |
PEP, ABEG COACH MY TEAM, ARSENAL, AND SHOW THEM HOW TO COMPETE FAVOURABLY FOR TROPHIES, INSTEAD OF WHAT ARSENE IS DOING RIGHT NOW. GOOD RIDDANCE! |
MOST NIGERIAN POLITICIANS ESPECIALLY THOSE FROM THE NORTH, AND I MEAN ALL FROM THE NORTH ARE POISONOUS PARASITES. PROVE ME WRONG IF U CAN! WE ARE TO BLAME, FOR GIVING TOO MUCH POWER TO THE NORTH RIGHT FROM THE 50s'. |
Why am i not surprised. Ndume& the other parasitic worms from the north have always being one of them (BH).All i know is that they are not immortal and will perish one day. Their clock is ticking away! ![]() |
All i wanna say is "Soldier, abeg treat the guy fvck-up, wella". |
When will this mockery and down-letting ever stop? This is very peculiar to the people of black Africa, thats why black Africa aint moving forward. Give the guy a chance, irrespective of his tribe or race. U dig? |
alienvirus: Sorry bro. I snapped it while on motion. I will do a better job next time. Hope Seun gonna pay me.Guy, u funny gon. How Seun go pay u for the job u voluntarily chose to embark upon. Nice photo journalism though. PROUDLY IGBO!!! |
alienvirus: Back viewOk, u beat me to it, i can see the wheel. But what engine does it use and can it actually move as the op claims? Given some more opportunity, the inventor might really put a decent car together. Kudos! Its a good try. |
Em! seriously this doesn't make sense to me just yet. Am trying hard to view the automobile, but cant see anything resembling an auto. @Op, u no even snap the thing, so-called auto well. ![]() |
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Taking a stroll in the Sahara desert, burns 160 calories.