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RomanceRe: Should A Married Woman Wear A Short & Revealing Dress? by vanstanzy(m): 12:25pm On Dec 14, 2012
CAPITAL NOOO! BUT IF SHE DOES, SHE IS TELLING HER HUSBAND AND CHILDREN, IF SHE HAS ANY, THAT SHE'S TIRED OF THEM ALL. AND GOD ALMIGHTY SAVE HER MARRIAGE.
Jokes EtcRe: Two Abuja High Class Chicks Fighting In Public by vanstanzy(m): 11:48am On Dec 14, 2012
WHAT A HAND-BREAKER? OH, SHIT SHE GONNA KILL HER. grin grin grin grin grin
FINALLY, WHO WON? grin grin grin grin grin
FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR, SOOORY O!
CelebritiesRe: “Yes, Don Jazzy And I Had A Past,” Tonto Dikeh Confesses On Ndani TV by vanstanzy(m): 8:44am On Dec 14, 2012
I'LD LOVE TO SEE TOOLZ IN A VERY SHORT, AND TRANSPARENT NIGHT GOWN. wink wink wink wink wink OROBO TO BADT GON! wink wink wink
PoliticsRe: Completed Projects In Abia State by vanstanzy(m): 8:41am On Dec 14, 2012
patrikobi: what a great job the governor is doing....keep it up T.A Orji
U must be a woman, cos its women that are easily deceived. Does any of this look real to u? angry angry angry angry angry angry
PoliticsRe: Completed Projects In Abia State by vanstanzy(m): 8:36am On Dec 14, 2012
ore64dollar: who says that the government of abia state is not working should check out these pictures
Are u high on grass or are u just plain stupid? Project my @ss.
Christianity EtcRe: What's Your Purpose Of Going Home For Christmas ? by vanstanzy(m): 8:53pm On Dec 13, 2012
To re-unite with ma family and friends, and jive.
PoliticsRe: Gov. Uduaghan Controls Traffic In Asaba by vanstanzy(m): 8:38pm On Dec 13, 2012
That is all for show and its a political russ. Uduaghan still remains one of the worst gov'nors. Gov. Uduaghan, control this @ss... thats what u do best.

CultureRe: Why Do We Cook And Eat At Funerals? by vanstanzy(m): 8:34pm On Dec 13, 2012
komek: When I lost my grand mum, I asked this same question the OP asked.. I was seen as somebody who does nt like to spend money. But spend money on
What?
My Uncle who championed a beffitting burial, nver gave the woman anything when she was alife. So I feel its just to show the kind of class u belong or the kind of person u are. Some pple will eat , misuse things etc without appreciation.
In Edo state, pple are hired to cry for a dead person and after that they will throw a very big party while the corpse is still lying in state.
Hw I wish there will be a law that will stop pple from this mental slavery.
Spot on. A law to stop this nonsense.
CultureRe: Why Do We Cook And Eat At Funerals? by vanstanzy(m): 8:31pm On Dec 13, 2012
Adufaye: My friend whom lost his dad last 2 week,funeral is holding today....and women from different homes,have been cooking since morning....

His friends who don't care about the death of his father are busy pointing at the beer and wine they will drink, and how many they will finish tonite.

I don't see any reason why we should cook, i asked someone and he said to celebrate what he did when he was alive....

i want to ask if it is encouraging to cook and dink at funerals and your reasons
No, it is discouraging to cook and "boink" at funerals and... which seasons do u mean?
Seriously, i see it as a sheer waste of money. Why? cos probably the breadwinner of the family is dead and we all know thats when the real hardship starts. The family is really gonna need all the money they can get for the running of the home and upkeep of the children left behind. Besides, thats when the inlaws, especially husbands families start dragging the whole asset the man left behind, not even considering the kids.
For me the only time to celebrate at funerals is when the deceased is an elderly person. That one can be called celebration of life. And only a cocktail of few invited guests is required.
The amount of money we spend on funeral is alarming and ridiculous.
CelebritiesRe: “Yes, Don Jazzy And I Had A Past,” Tonto Dikeh Confesses On Ndani TV by vanstanzy(m): 5:14pm On Dec 13, 2012
LesbianBoy: DON'T GET IT TWISTED BRO, SHE IS A VIRGIN!
How u take know? u don UnCloth am be4? Infact, if she's a virgin, then my grandmother is a virgin too.
CelebritiesRe: “Yes, Don Jazzy And I Had A Past,” Tonto Dikeh Confesses On Ndani TV by vanstanzy(m): 3:59pm On Dec 13, 2012
promisador: Dear readers,
This is an alert message to anyone willing to help in this serious situation. Please read this information carefully.
A particular girl I trained and has worked for me as a househelp on a payroll, walked away from me with some money and when I intervened, she threatened me with a particular message and it went thus:
"Xo u broke my simcard... Guess wat, am still in lagos, u will suffer 4 wat u did, u wicked shameless man. U'r angry abi..hahaha. Dnt worry. Dat silly cheif dat i meet on d internet, he doesnt knw a thing abt me. Am still here, i knw wer u live, i knw ur childrens skul... Watch n see wat happens. BIG FOOL. .
She has threatened to kidnap my children from school and has also threatened to come to my house with some gang of boys. I do not hold anything against her and I wonder why she has decided to repay me evil for good...

PLEASE, IF ANY ONE SEES HER OR KNOWS ABOUT HER WHEREABOUTS, DO NOT HESITATE TO REPORT TO THE NEAREST POLICE STATION OR ANY SECURITY OUTFIT THAT CAN GET HOLD OF HER. THANK YOU. HER PICTURES ARE DISPLAYED BELOW...
How authentic is this?
HealthRe: 20 Bizarre Ways To Burn Calories by vanstanzy(m): 3:20pm On Dec 13, 2012
Red-Light:
@poster, where the heck did u get this garbage from? if normal people burn 2400 calories a day.. everybody should be a working skeleton then ... when most people find it difficult to eat 1500 calories a day .. except those with super appetite that eat more than 3000 calories a day
ASK AM O. I TIRE!
HealthRe: 20 Bizarre Ways To Burn Calories by vanstanzy(m):
Real nice. But u failed to mention,
1) Jumping in front of a moving train, burns so much calorie.
2) Doing muslim style prayer in the middle of a very busy express way, burns alotta calorie.
3) Strolling into a vicious lions cage, burns alotta calorie.
4) Clinging to a planes landing gear while its in flight, can help burn 150 calories.
5) Jumping into a snake infested pit, can help burn 200 calories, if not all.
6) Sha*ggi*ng a female crocodile, burns the entire calorie.
7) Spending a week in Boko Haram infested states, burns 200 calories.
cool Taking a stroll in the Sahara desert, burns 160 calories.
9) Swimming in a shark infested ocean, burns 170 calories.
10) Bathing in a leech infested pond or stream, burn 180 calories and counting.
Will be right back after this commercial break!
CelebritiesRe: “Yes, Don Jazzy And I Had A Past,” Tonto Dikeh Confesses On Ndani TV by vanstanzy(m): 2:58pm On Dec 13, 2012
Omo, i no lie u. But this presenter, Toolz, go so love fvck, cos it reflects in her choice of stage name. wink wink wink
CelebritiesRe: “Yes, Don Jazzy And I Had A Past,” Tonto Dikeh Confesses On Ndani TV by vanstanzy(m): 2:45pm On Dec 13, 2012
Forget Tonto, take a look at who i found, Toolz, she plus size, but she hoooot. wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink
PoliticsRe: Hoodlums May Take Over Nigeria – Afenifere by vanstanzy(m): 1:35pm On Dec 13, 2012
Afenifere no go kill us with their discovery. Hell, they should even make the Guinness book of Record because of this all important discovery.
PoliticsRe: Hoodlums May Take Over Nigeria – Afenifere by vanstanzy(m): 1:32pm On Dec 13, 2012
advocate666: It is now official that oily soup causes retardation of the brain cells. So 2012, after 60 years of hoodlum rulership, Afenifere starts to sound warnings. Have they been asleep all these years or is this the consequence of free education?
Ol boy, laff wan kill me. Oily soup, indeed. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Hoodlums May Take Over Nigeria – Afenifere by vanstanzy(m): 1:11pm On Dec 13, 2012
Gbawe: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/12/hoodlums-may-take-over-nigeria-afenifere/
Nigeria has already been taken over by Hoodlums in politics. What the hell are they saying?
EducationRe: Covenant University Student Suspended For Watching Music Video by vanstanzy(m): 12:57pm On Dec 13, 2012
Genuine gists: There is certainly not going to be an end to the controversies that emerge from Nigeria’s privately owned – especially Christian – Universities. And when it come to controversies one of the universities in the forefront in this regard is no other than Covenant University (CU) in Ogun State.

Reports emerging from the university has it that say that a student of the institution was recently suspended after he was caught watching the music video teaser for Jarmeu’s ‘Booty Bash’. The Covenant University student (identity withheld), was caught watching the nearly x-rated music video of Jarmeu, who is one of Nigeria’s fast rising artistes.
The school, which is owned by Nigeria’s billionaire’s pastor, David Oyedepo’s Winners Chapel Church, as most people might have heard, does not allow the use of mobile phones by its students.

Therefore, when the student’s phone was seized, it was discovered that he had been watching a music video that had the flaunting of ‘booties’, which belonged to Jarmeu. The student was then punished for ‘indecent conduct’ and got suspended from the school by the school authourities.....well some say it was because of.the phone anywayz..
cc:http://www./covenant-unive…ng-music-video/
The school did good in what it did. When he knows its against their school constitution, why choose to break the law?
"If u can't do the time, then don't do the crime."
EducationRe: Pastor Ashimolowo Completes KICC University. by vanstanzy(m): 12:38pm On Dec 13, 2012
fatdon1: The flamboyant preacher and senior pastor of Kingsway International Christian Church (KICC), has completed his billion naira KICC University situated at Ode Omu, Osun state.

KICC University sits atop over 500 acres. The National University Commission of Nigeria requires at least 250 acres of land for a university campus.

The university would be structured around six faculties and 22 mainstream departments.

The Schools of Medical Science and Pharmacy in the College of Medical Sciences as well as the Faculty of Law are to run faculty/school-based degree programmes.

Academic activities would commence initially in two Schools: Humanities, Management & Social Sciences, and Information Science and Technology.

Courses to be developed by the School of Information Science and Technology will be central to the teaching programmes in all Departments. There is a total of 59 academic programmes.


www.osundefender.org/?p=81047
Even if he acquires a private jet later, i still think he has done well. Staying in the UK and investing in Naija, now how many people will do that?
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Seeks US Support To Tackle Boko Haram, Oil Theft by vanstanzy(m):
Yeah, yeah, how many time i don heard this $h!7?
PoliticsRe: Nominate Your Worst State Governor Of The Year 2012 by vanstanzy(m): 11:21am On Dec 13, 2012
vm26: Have u ever been in Zim?
U write like a Zim too. It's "have u ever been to Zim. and not the above" I know u're from Zimbabwe.
PoliticsRe: Nominate Your Worst State Governor Of The Year 2012 by vanstanzy(m): 11:18am On Dec 13, 2012
All state gov'nors ecxept Rochas Okorocha of Imo, BRF of Lagos, and Akpabio of Akwaibom. Others are a massive failure.
PoliticsRe: Senator Ndume Contacted Boko-Haram Leader 73 Times In One Month Says SSS by vanstanzy(m):
searay: Please is this man still a senator of the federal republic?
Who wan comot am? He's still a serving senator of the Federal Republic. Even ur VeePee who he fin*gered in the course of investigation, is still a serving VeePee of the Federal Republic. Most times this nation just irritates me. undecided undecided undecided undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Pep Guardiola Makes Arsenal His First Choice In England by vanstanzy(m): 10:58am On Dec 13, 2012
PEP, ABEG COACH MY TEAM, ARSENAL, AND SHOW THEM HOW TO COMPETE FAVOURABLY FOR TROPHIES, INSTEAD OF WHAT ARSENE IS DOING RIGHT NOW. GOOD RIDDANCE!
PoliticsRe: Senator Ndume Contacted Boko-Haram Leader 73 Times In One Month Says SSS by vanstanzy(m): 10:47am On Dec 13, 2012
MOST NIGERIAN POLITICIANS ESPECIALLY THOSE FROM THE NORTH, AND I MEAN ALL FROM THE NORTH ARE POISONOUS PARASITES. PROVE ME WRONG IF U CAN! WE ARE TO BLAME, FOR GIVING TOO MUCH POWER TO THE NORTH RIGHT FROM THE 50s'.
PoliticsRe: Senator Ndume Contacted Boko-Haram Leader 73 Times In One Month Says SSS by vanstanzy(m): 10:26am On Dec 13, 2012
Why am i not surprised. huh huh huh Ndume& the other parasitic worms from the north have always being one of them (BH).
All i know is that they are not immortal and will perish one day. Their clock is ticking away! angry angry angry angry
NYSCRe: Pastor Tunde Bakare's son & NYSC commandant trade slaps in NYSC Ondo camp by vanstanzy(m): 10:08am On Dec 13, 2012
All i wanna say is "Soldier, abeg treat the guy fvck-up, wella".
Car TalkRe: Picture Of Another Nigerian Made Car by vanstanzy(m): 8:46am On Dec 13, 2012
When will this mockery and down-letting ever stop? This is very peculiar to the people of black Africa, thats why black Africa aint moving forward. Give the guy a chance, irrespective of his tribe or race. U dig? wink wink wink
Car TalkRe: Picture Of Another Nigerian Made Car by vanstanzy(m): 8:38am On Dec 13, 2012
alienvirus: Sorry bro. I snapped it while on motion. I will do a better job next time. Hope Seun gonna pay me.
Guy, u funny gon. How Seun go pay u for the job u voluntarily chose to embark upon. Nice photo journalism though.
PROUDLY IGBO!!!
Car TalkRe: Picture Of Another Nigerian Made Car by vanstanzy(m): 8:34am On Dec 13, 2012
alienvirus: Back view
Ok, u beat me to it, i can see the wheel. But what engine does it use and can it actually move as the op claims?
Given some more opportunity, the inventor might really put a decent car together. Kudos! Its a good try.
Car TalkRe: Picture Of Another Nigerian Made Car by vanstanzy(m): 8:27am On Dec 13, 2012
Em! seriously this doesn't make sense to me just yet. Am trying hard to view the automobile, but cant see anything resembling an auto. huh huh huh huh huh
@Op, u no even snap the thing, so-called auto well. undecided undecided undecided undecided

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