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ElizaVeta:You must have tasted the man ![]()
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This man has turned my beloved Imo into a joke. He wants to sponsor another scammer into that seat. That ghost slap fall on you again. COCKROACHA OKOROMBE
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Am I surprised? No! APC & THEIR MINIONS
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Invest in an APC government tenure Surest way ![]() |
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LMAO. Bru you're just insecure. For me, I can't leave the place I am just to join my babe if she's with her friends. I can only wave as a familiarity sign. Did you expect her to come and join you with your male clique? If you think she was doing anything funny, she wouldn't have invited you. Stop being a man-child. |
Biggest Clown Imo State ever produced Cockrocha Okoroawusa
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Giddy up brother! Believe, every disappointment is a blessing. Don't beat yourself up. I wonder how we scream racism and don't even have love amongst ourselves. In which part of the world does your faith have anything to do with your aptitude to work. Keep the faith up, he's got bigger plans for ya. |
Inanna:Love, being broke itself is a sin. I don't stay around lazy people with absolutely no plan and commitment. But y'all make it sound like its a particular gender thing. Most women sit on their as$es and expect manna to fall from heaven, How? What happened to their brains or hands? And then make out a term to stereotype other people. that's where my issue is. |
vivienne03:The signs would be there for you, if there's one thing I detest, then it's lazy people. If he has the vision and hardworking, truss me, it'll never be the same |
Run for your life bruu She didn't want to go out late and still had the nerve to complain ![]() What did she expect you to magically conjure up food? And what's with telling her friends that crap, she just wants to exhaust cash. Since the only thing she wants to do is flex. |
Pay no heed to this lady 2 comments above me ![]() Who told her to jump Is she The Spider-Woman ?
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Inanna:Nigeria's economy must be hitting hard on you ![]() Now, relax and take a deep breathe. According to the Op, "Appreciate Money". What's it mean? Who doesn't appreciate it? Now as a society of such, there are bound to be classes, that he's broke today doesn't mean he'd be tomorrow. Money fall from trees? You work for it. Your rant makes no sense. |
LA click like LA bend ![]() |
listenersky:Should that be the issue? You should be thankful you dodged an incoming cannon. This is someone who had no regard for you, dating an elderly man while lying to you all these years. Trust me, the last thing you want to do is embark on a pity marriage. She should move on how she likes, it's her own doing. |
Word! ![]() The'e bishes ain't loyal |
Where the f--k is the glowing skin ![]() Some ladies will 'model' themselves to the grave someday. What she needs is food, and lots of it.
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Wonders never cease ![]() Social media bringing out the stupidity in people since AD |
Divay22:Give it where ![]() When was the last time you returned someone's property? |
Which girlfriend Even if it's the spare part. Give her today and fall sick, tomorrow she'll run off with another healthy man |
English is a strange language, but nonetheless a beautiful one. Here are some crazy sentences that actually makes sense against odds. 1. I Chopped A Tree Down, And Then I Chopped It up. The marvel of verbal phrases. One look at the sentence and you can't help but wonder how that's possible. But actually to chop a tree down is to hack it down, then to chop it up means to cut it into smaller pieces. 2. All The Faith He Had Had Had Had No Effect On The Outcome Of His Life Text this, or write it somewhere, the other person to see this would paint two pictures in their head, either you are drunk or you keyboard is messing with you. The sentence rightly points out at lexical ambiguity. The sentence relies on past perfect, the first 'had' acting as a modifier, and the other two playing different roles. 3. The Man The Professor The Student Has Studies Rome. This strange but grammatically correct sentence makes use of centre embedding. Some clauses are replaceable in English. Each noun corresponds to a verb, the sentence means " The student has the professor who knows the man who studies ancient Rome" 4. The Horse Raced Past The Barn Fell This is a typical example of a garden path sentence. The reader is misled into interpreting horse as the subject and raced as the main verb in the simple past, but on seeing 'fell' they're forced to re-analyze the sentence. Reduced relative clauses let us say, in this case, "the horse raced past the barn" instead of "the horse that was raced past the barn." 5. One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas. How He Got Into My Pajamas, I’ll Never Know. Groucho Marx came up with this. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know. This is a great example of how a sentence can completely change its meaning based on how we group the words together in our mind. |
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This hussy as$! Doesn't she ever get tired? Much as violence is not the way, What if she attacked you first? Truth is, the society is sexist in this one. If you need to defend yourself, defend yourself. Gender is irrelevant |
More power to your fukcery man ![]() Just remember, karma is a bloody bisshh. Someone is probably shagging your wife senseless somewhere now ![]() In the end you'd still marry her. So when love hits you, even all your decency thoughts would fly out the window. |
Some celebs are bleeding stüpid. The same people you're living a fake lifestyle for so as to praise you, would also be the same set to gloat at you when you eventually go broke. |
I see you got yourself a good woman. Believe me all you need do is think of sth that'd make her know how you appreciate her for all the years together. It's not always about money. My piece of cake ![]() |
Some people got brains Some brawns This one BREAST AND BREAST Nothing else
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Ladies ![]() I remember one of my friends at middle school, we hooked up during the later years, took her to a concert, show got hot. She left the place we were and was jumping around like an aroused monkey. Who knows maybe she fainted there, that's what they usually do. Truss me I left her there and went home. |
Mate, you're a landlord in the friendzone ![]() Cheers ![]() |
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