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RomanceRe: See The Way This Man Carried His Plus Sized Fiancee by VargasVee(m): 2:09pm On Jul 05, 2017
ElizaVeta:
Even when they're naked, that thing can not reach it... Too phat! grin
You must have tasted the man undecided

PoliticsRe: Before I Leave Office, I Will Send The ‘holy Spirit’ To Imo People – Okorocha by VargasVee(m):
This man has turned my beloved Imo into a joke. He wants to sponsor another scammer into that seat.


That ghost slap fall on you again.


COCKROACHA OKOROMBE

PoliticsRe: Recession In Nigeria Is A Great Blessing To Nigeria – APC Chairman, Odigie-oyegu by VargasVee(m): 11:07am On Jul 05, 2017
Am I surprised? No!


APC & THEIR MINIONS

RomanceRe: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by VargasVee(m): 11:02am On Jul 05, 2017
Invest in an APC government tenure



Surest way grin
RomanceRe: Man Appreciates His Wife After Sex (Photo) by VargasVee(m): 5:09pm On Jul 04, 2017
softwerk:
Hmmmmm grin
Ordinary horse riding, what if I offer you 'ITALIAN DOGGY FROGGY'?! kiss
I guess you'll prepare pounded yam for me as BREAKFAST grin

RomanceRe: I Think She's Still Into Her EX?? Advise!!!! by VargasVee(m): 3:42pm On Jul 04, 2017
LMAO. Bru you're just insecure.

For me, I can't leave the place I am just to join my babe if she's with her friends. I can only wave as a familiarity sign. Did you expect her to come and join you with your male clique? If you think she was doing anything funny, she wouldn't have invited you. Stop being a man-child.
PoliticsRe: If Buhari Can’t Afford His UK Hospital Bills,more Than 20 Million Nigerians Will by VargasVee(m): 3:18pm On Jul 04, 2017
Biggest Clown Imo State ever produced



Cockrocha Okoroawusa

FamilyRe: A Nairalander, Victim Of Religious Discrimination; My Ordeal. by VargasVee(m): 1:27pm On Jul 04, 2017
Giddy up brother! Believe, every disappointment is a blessing. Don't beat yourself up. I wonder how we scream racism and don't even have love amongst ourselves. In which part of the world does your faith have anything to do with your aptitude to work.


Keep the faith up, he's got bigger plans for ya.
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Call Girls Who Appreciate Money Golddiggers? by VargasVee(m): 12:26pm On Jul 04, 2017
Inanna:
Like I keep on saying, I have no problems with broke guys, infact, there's nothing wrong with being broke. We've all being broke at a point in time in our lives and even the richest men of today were not always rich, they had to start from being broke. But the problem lies when one is broke and lazy. When they keep on whining about being broke instead of using that valuable time to think of ways to make money. When they've got no ambition, no plans for the future, no desire to be successful, they just live each day as it come. That's when being broke is a disease.
And why's it that when you're all hit with the hard facts, you call it a rant?
Love, being broke itself is a sin. I don't stay around lazy people with absolutely no plan and commitment. But y'all make it sound like its a particular gender thing. Most women sit on their as$es and expect manna to fall from heaven, How? What happened to their brains or hands? And then make out a term to stereotype other people. that's where my issue is.
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Call Girls Who Appreciate Money Golddiggers? by VargasVee(m): 12:20pm On Jul 04, 2017
vivienne03:
lol some people remain broke for a long time... If you'll marry a broke guy just be ready to survive because you don't know how long it will take before he hits the jackpot...
The signs would be there for you, if there's one thing I detest, then it's lazy people. If he has the vision and hardworking, truss me, it'll never be the same
RomanceRe: Dear Romancelanders, Am I Over Reacting. by VargasVee(m): 12:06pm On Jul 04, 2017
Run for your life bruu

She didn't want to go out late and still had the nerve to complain huh


What did she expect you to magically conjure up food? And what's with telling her friends that crap, she just wants to exhaust cash. Since the only thing she wants to do is flex.
RomanceRe: Lady Hangs On Power Line, Jumps From Window When Lover's Wife Came Home In China by VargasVee(m): 11:40am On Jul 04, 2017
Pay no heed to this lady 2 comments above me undecided


Who told her to jump huh


Is she The Spider-Woman ?

RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Call Girls Who Appreciate Money Golddiggers? by VargasVee(m): 11:38am On Jul 04, 2017
Inanna:
Because they are broke, hungry and worthless. The fact that no girl wants to associate with them throws them into a fit of rage, then they do the only thing that gives them release- they come online with their borrowed data and bark and rant like rabid dogs. That word "gold digger" has clearly been abused. Every woman in her right senses will want to be with a guy that is financially stable, no one wants to be with a liability. That doesn't make her a gold digger.
A gold digger is a person that goes into a relationship SOLELY for material benefits.
If you still can't still tell the difference, then you need to upgrade your brain.
Nigeria's economy must be hitting hard on you grin

Now, relax and take a deep breathe. According to the Op, "Appreciate Money". What's it mean? Who doesn't appreciate it? Now as a society of such, there are bound to be classes, that he's broke today doesn't mean he'd be tomorrow. Money fall from trees? You work for it. Your rant makes no sense.
RomanceRe: Females From This State Like Sêx Too Much by VargasVee(m): 11:31am On Jul 04, 2017
LA click like



LA bend undecided undecided
FamilyRe: I Caught Her Cheating, Wedding In Two Months, Should I Go Ahead Out Of Pity? by VargasVee(m): 7:29am On Jul 04, 2017
listenersky:
Wedding preparations already done. Hall booked, cloths bought, both families already preparing, what will people say? How will she move ahead if I leave her?
Should that be the issue? You should be thankful you dodged an incoming cannon. This is someone who had no regard for you, dating an elderly man while lying to you all these years. Trust me, the last thing you want to do is embark on a pity marriage. She should move on how she likes, it's her own doing.
RomanceRe: Ladies Should Just Learn by VargasVee(m): 7:22am On Jul 04, 2017
Word!

grin cheesy


The'e bishes ain't loyal
RomanceRe: Nyadak Thot Leaves Twitter Users Dumbfounded With Her Striking Doll-Like Feature by VargasVee(m): 7:11am On Jul 04, 2017
Where the f--k is the glowing skin huh huh

Some ladies will 'model' themselves to the grave someday.


What she needs is food, and lots of it.

CrimeRe: Woman Raises Alarm After A Man Keeps Claiming They Are His Family (photos) by VargasVee(m): 6:58am On Jul 04, 2017
Wonders never cease undecided



Social media bringing out the stupidity in people since AD
RomanceRe: Is It A Nice Idea To Donate A Kidney For Your Girlfriend? by VargasVee(m): 12:06am On Jul 04, 2017
Divay22:
Jenn. Don't be negative aba na....
She just might give it to you back tongue
Give it where huh


When was the last time you returned someone's property?
RomanceRe: Is It A Nice Idea To Donate A Kidney For Your Girlfriend? by VargasVee(m): 12:00am On Jul 04, 2017
Which girlfriend huh


Even if it's the spare part. Give her today and fall sick, tomorrow she'll run off with another healthy man
EducationEnglish Sentences That Sound Crazy But Are Actually Correct by VargasVee(op): 8:42pm On Jul 03, 2017
English is a strange language, but nonetheless a beautiful one. Here are some crazy sentences that actually makes sense against odds.


1. I Chopped A Tree Down, And Then I Chopped It up.

The marvel of verbal phrases. One look at the sentence and you can't help but wonder how that's possible. But actually to chop a tree down is to hack it down, then to chop it up means to cut it into smaller pieces.


2. All The Faith He Had Had Had Had No Effect On The Outcome Of His Life

Text this, or write it somewhere, the other person to see this would paint two pictures in their head, either you are drunk or you keyboard is messing with you. The sentence rightly points out at lexical ambiguity. The sentence relies on past perfect, the first 'had' acting as a modifier, and the other two playing different roles.


3. The Man The Professor The Student Has Studies Rome.

This strange but grammatically correct sentence makes use of centre embedding. Some clauses are replaceable in English. Each noun corresponds to a verb, the sentence means " The student has the professor who knows the man who studies ancient Rome"


4. The Horse Raced Past The Barn Fell

This is a typical example of a garden path sentence. The reader is misled into interpreting horse as the subject and raced as the main verb in the simple past, but on seeing 'fell' they're forced to re-analyze the sentence. Reduced relative clauses let us say, in this case, "the horse raced past the barn" instead of "the horse that was raced past the barn."



5. One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas.
How He Got Into My Pajamas, I’ll Never Know.

Groucho Marx came up with this. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.
This is a great example of how a sentence can completely change its meaning based on how we group the words together in our mind.
RomanceRe: How To Spot An Eligible Bachelor On Nairaland by VargasVee(m): 5:50pm On Jul 03, 2017
undecided
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh: "There Is No Excuse Under The Face Of The Earth To Hit A Woman" by VargasVee(m): 5:35pm On Jul 03, 2017
This hussy as$! Doesn't she ever get tired?

Much as violence is not the way, What if she attacked you first? Truth is, the society is sexist in this one. If you need to defend yourself, defend yourself. Gender is irrelevant
RomanceRe: I Am Tired Of Searching. Guys How Many Do This, And Girls Is This All You Care?. by VargasVee(m): 4:31pm On Jul 03, 2017
More power to your fukcery man grin


Just remember, karma is a bloody bisshh. Someone is probably shagging your wife senseless somewhere now grin

In the end you'd still marry her. So when love hits you, even all your decency thoughts would fly out the window.
CelebritiesRe: Sound Sultan To Nigerian Musicians: Stop Living Fake Lives To Please Strangers by VargasVee(m):
Some celebs are bleeding stüpid. The same people you're living a fake lifestyle for so as to praise you, would also be the same set to gloat at you when you eventually go broke.
RomanceRe: What Birthday Package Can I Get Her With N50,000 by VargasVee(m): 3:50pm On Jul 03, 2017
I see you got yourself a good woman. Believe me all you need do is think of sth that'd make her know how you appreciate her for all the years together. It's not always about money. My piece of cake grin
CelebritiesRe: Adekunle Gold Mobbed By Fans At His #onenightstand Show In London (photos) by VargasVee(m): 3:36pm On Jul 03, 2017
Ajicold:
aroused Monkey Ke! Lol
I'm telling you grin


I was like who's this stranger huh grin
CelebritiesRe: #BBNaija Gifty Puts Cleavage On Display In New Photos by VargasVee(m): 2:29pm On Jul 03, 2017
Some people got brains


Some brawns


This one undecided


BREAST AND BREAST


Nothing else

CelebritiesRe: Adekunle Gold Mobbed By Fans At His #onenightstand Show In London (photos) by VargasVee(m): 2:17pm On Jul 03, 2017
Ladies undecided huh


I remember one of my friends at middle school, we hooked up during the later years, took her to a concert, show got hot. She left the place we were and was jumping around like an aroused monkey.
Who knows maybe she fainted there, that's what they usually do.


Truss me I left her there and went home.
RomanceRe: When Your Girlfriend Keeps Telling You That She Will Get You Her Cousin To Marry by VargasVee(m): 11:10pm On Jul 02, 2017
Mate, you're a landlord in the friendzone grin grin


Cheers grin

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