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PhonesRe: Jumia Is Giving Out 10 Iphone XS Max At #4,200 Each by VaselineCrew: 10:24am On Nov 23, 2018
Ceejay2:
Hair extensions brand not visible again to. I don tire oo
That's kind of hard to believe that it was in this hair extensions section, are you for real

I was just there for like 10 minutes and nothing, how are you guys doing this, sigh

next one is about to start, is this how my Friday will be embarassed
PhonesRe: Jumia Is Giving Out 10 Iphone XS Max At #4,200 Each by VaselineCrew: 10:19am On Nov 23, 2018
Ceejay2:
Out of stock again
Haba, where did you find it ooooohuh
PhonesRe: Jumia Is Giving Out 10 Iphone XS Max At #4,200 Each by VaselineCrew: 1:54am On Nov 23, 2018
Ceejay2:
Bro, yes it.. brand is *Not Visible* and use mobile app to search
chai angry
PhonesRe: Jumia Is Giving Out 10 Iphone XS Max At #4,200 Each by VaselineCrew: 1:44am On Nov 23, 2018
Ceejay2:
Check mobile phone accessories then filter, go to brand and check invisible something sha
theres no brand like invisible there

wow, you sure it was listed?
PhonesRe: Jumia Is Giving Out 10 Iphone XS Max At #4,200 Each by VaselineCrew: 1:11am On Nov 23, 2018
Ceejay2:
Sold out already.. na wah oo
where did you find it
PhonesRe: Jumia Is Giving Out 10 Iphone XS Max At #4,200 Each by VaselineCrew: 11:19pm On Nov 22, 2018
Sulaicsafas:
i dont know who introduced this one to nairaland
he may be right though, you never know
PhonesRe: Jumia Is Giving Out 10 Iphone XS Max At #4,200 Each by VaselineCrew: 11:19pm On Nov 22, 2018
safas20:
there were alot of people on the search definately, and the phone was not 10, it was only 1, this time around, so many phones will reduce the pressure
still just one phone per hour though, so I don't really think pressure is off
PhonesRe: Jumia Is Giving Out 10 Iphone XS Max At #4,200 Each by VaselineCrew: 11:18pm On Nov 22, 2018
phonedaddy:
in case you find it first, please give me the charger
hehehe, dude your funny grin
PhonesRe: Jumia Is Giving Out 10 Iphone XS Max At #4,200 Each by VaselineCrew: 11:10pm On Nov 22, 2018
gonaij:
waawu, you saw it and you cannot hit me up to order it
men, it was like magic when i saw it.

The thing is, as a developer or back-end store manager, you can list products as already sold out, so I just hope that's not the case. Maybe there were really a lot of people searching for it and someone actually beat me to it by couple seconds, I really dunno at this point.
PhonesRe: Jumia Is Giving Out 10 Iphone XS Max At #4,200 Each by VaselineCrew: 11:07pm On Nov 22, 2018
flyingdagger:
you are not going to look for the device?
ummm, yeah!!! definitely will try.
PhonesRe: Jumia Is Giving Out 10 Iphone XS Max At #4,200 Each by VaselineCrew: 11:01pm On Nov 22, 2018
I saw the iphone xs last last week for 2k but it was sold out

I hope they don't list it as already sold out, because I was extra fast

anyways, good luck to all, the iphone xs is a beautiful and powerful phone, you wont be disappointed
PoliticsRe: Fashola Gives Reasons South West Will Re-elect Buhari by VaselineCrew: 10:34am On Nov 21, 2018
Fashola that is still looking for ways to store energy, not knowing that they have commercially available battery packs and much more

See, that's what happens when you place square pegs in round holes.

Hope and pray for Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Top Ten Things That Will Happen When Nigeria Is Restructured by VaselineCrew: 7:14pm On Nov 20, 2018
WaffenSS:
All the current chaos is in the midst of the constitution. We've always had one (bar military misadventures)

Our mentality and predications are not mature for what we term restructuring.

I'm telling you that with our complex mix of ethnicities and bigotry, many tribes and states will make laws, which the constitution gives them the right to, to make life unbearable for perceived enemies.
hmmm, you do have a point though, the constitution has been damned in naija on numerous occasions.

the best thing is to peacefully spit up in the future.

I firmly believe, that all tribes can make it. There are natural resources in all parts of Nigeria, just that we don't know what to do with it.

I was shocked when I heard that the North has Uranium, I mean how cool is that? Don't know if it is being mined though
PoliticsRe: Top Ten Things That Will Happen When Nigeria Is Restructured by VaselineCrew: 4:38pm On Nov 20, 2018
WaffenSS:
With our religious and ethnocentric dispositions, powerful states controlling their resources and state police will become xenophobic towards others. You can bet your horse on this.

Imagine the governors of kaduna, Taraba, Plateau, and Benue having so much power to make laws and enforce these laws.

Imagine Lagos, with its sentiments against Igbos, having the power to make and amend sequestration laws, segregation laws, property ownership laws, and worst of all...indigeneship laws.

Imagine the chaos.
no chaos when you have a constitution, as and federal laws are subject to it, with some exceptions... cough, cough, sharia, cough undecided

until a referendum occurs, where each tribe can reform their lost countries/territories
PoliticsRe: Top Ten Things That Will Happen When Nigeria Is Restructured by VaselineCrew: 4:32pm On Nov 20, 2018
If you can't survive as a state, then sell your state to China, or hire professional Governors, not Gandollars, Iborians and Tinububians
PoliticsRe: Nine Varsities To Get Solar Plant, Says Fashola by VaselineCrew: 1:36pm On Nov 20, 2018
So in this day of lithium batteries in commercial grades, pumping water up hills to use as kinetic energy later on, boiling water to use as steam...

all this methods of storing energy are still foreign to a misplaced lawyer minister of power

chai, where are all the Electrical Engineers in the house, please school this minister of darkness
TravelRe: Nigerians Sitting On A Moving Train, Risking Their Lives (Video) by VaselineCrew: 11:24am On Nov 20, 2018
okomile:
If they catch you videotaping them, u r done for. They will throw bottles,stones or whatever they can lay their hands on at you.

Am sure the guys are in happy mood

grin grin


U stayed where the train is moving.
Mr Justice, if u have the guts, meet them at agege or Ikeja railway station if u will not be wounded.

Be speaking grammer. What have you done personally to ease traffic in Lagos or make it affordable like N200 from agbado to iddohuh
Skip to 1:18 on the video, you can see that devil throwing something, wicked people
TravelRe: Nigerians Sitting On A Moving Train, Risking Their Lives (Video) by VaselineCrew: 11:19am On Nov 20, 2018
Look at that EVIL illeterate baboon at 1:18 throwing God knows what at the camera guy, barely missed him by inches


EVIL people, no wonder he can't afford ticket like a normal human
PoliticsRe: 27-Year-Old Omoyele Sowore Threatens Military At MKO Abiola's Burial (Throwback) by VaselineCrew: 6:50pm On Nov 19, 2018
GoodGovernance:
Very ignorant people are always very stubborn to admit their short coming .Why?

Nobody said Sowore should climb the ladder sequentially from Councillor up to presidency level.

We are saying Sowore should at least start from somewhere in public service.It could be LG,house of rep,senator or even governorship.

In March 1976, the Head of State, General Olusegun Obasanjo, appointed Buhari as the Federal Commissioner (position now called Minister) for Petroleum and Natural Resources.

Buhari also briefly served as Governor of Borno state from 3 February 1976 to 15 March 1976.
is Buhari a coup plotter, yes or no?
PoliticsRe: 27-Year-Old Omoyele Sowore Threatens Military At MKO Abiola's Burial (Throwback) by VaselineCrew: 6:47pm On Nov 19, 2018
Gecoz:
So buhari didn't skip all the above you mentioned sheyhuh I swear all buhari supporters need brain transplant
don't mind dem

it's like if me and you carry gun now to aso rock for coup, if we succeed now we become president, just imagine!!!

funny thing is if you try am now and dem catch you, dem go try you for treason, but yet dem allow buhari twice, chai! real life MMM
PoliticsRe: Question: Why Can't We Campaign For One Of These Younger Minds? by VaselineCrew: 5:39pm On Nov 19, 2018
LordAdam16:
Because they have no chance of winning. And this is not because of the candidates per se, but because of the current stage of our democracy. Our democracy is only 24 years old. As such, we can't have a Trump or Macron rise from obscurity, because we haven't tackled the basics.

We have not reformed campaign finance. In terms of policy, the economy, and most of our critical issues; the vast majority of our voting population is grossly uninformed or unable to engage. 80% of those who'd read both the Next Level and Atiku's Policy Plan will not understand up to 5% of it. Then there are the subtle but very real ethnic and religious bias that cloud the election process.

As a result, campaigning for any of these candidates is an exercise in futility as anyone doing so would be setting the cart before the horse.

Lastly, virtually all of those candidates are just as complicit as to the state we've found ourselves as any of the geriatric front runners for 2019.

* Donald Duke was a governor who performed averagely. His star project Tinapa is one of the most iconic white elephant projects of the last two decades. He is on record for sabotaging an elected government on the direction of the same powers that be.
* Madam Oby served under OBJ, like Atiku. She also sold us the scam in 2015. If Buhari had rewarded her like her BBOG co-founder Hadi, it is highly unlikely she'd be contesting for the Presidency. She's no different from Keyamo and the other anywhere-belle-face activists.
* Sowore also sold us the scam in 2015. And as late as 2017 was still selling the scam even when the illiterates in the village knew otherwise. He like Buhari has a narcissistic complex thinking he holds all the solutions. There's no one he hasn't derided forgetting as President, he'd would need to handle these forces with care and engage if he's to make any progress.
* Moghalu was a CBN deputy governor. Enough said.
* Durotoye also sold us the scam in 2015 and his campaign rips directly from the books of how our established politicians ply their trade. Bottom line, his candidacy does not hold as much promise as his high-sounding words may appear.

These our young aspirants are the Babangida, Abacha, and other young military officers during Nigeria's infancy. Pillars that have been part of the problem whitewashing themselves as saviors. My advice for them is to go local and change things. If the Presidency is the only way you can effect change, you need to take a chill pill.

Buhari was a military governor. Atiku won a governorship election. GEJ, Yar'Adua, and OBJ same thing. It is the height of arrogance to expect that because you run a newspaper, ran an activist campaign, or are young, then the nation's seat of power should be gifted to you.

-Lord
Rubbish, absolute rubbish

Keep voting past failures and expecting different results, it's almost like most Nigerians are the opposite of Einstein. what is the average IQ level of Nigerians sef?
PoliticsRe: The Deplorable State Of Udung Uko LGA Legislative Chamber In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by VaselineCrew: 1:08pm On Nov 15, 2018
my goodness
PoliticsRe: About 100 Buhari Campaign Buses Spotted In Lagos (Photos) by VaselineCrew:
simplycarro:
That “lifeless mofo” will be Nigeria President till 2023...if you are mad at that prospect..cross to Cameroon
Nigerians are suffering, but dudes like this don't care, guess you are already used to suffering

See Nigerians begging for 10k here in the politics section.

I guess you won't stop supporting buhari, until the whole Nigeria become a beggar nation, mtcheew
PoliticsRe: Female Suicide Bomber In Hijab Apprehended Near UNIMAID In Borno. Photos by VaselineCrew: 12:33pm On Nov 13, 2018
A young girl for that matter!!

What kind of brainwashing is this, oh my goodness!

Nigeria should really just separate peacefully, like how are they making all these young girls strap bombs to themselves?
CrimeRe: Policeman Seen Trying To Shoot Dogs Hindering Him From Arresting Their Owner. by VaselineCrew: 11:17am On Nov 13, 2018
Hoodbilonia:
imagine a sniper sniping dat fool on the fence and all fools outside
wtf
whats diff btwn a thief and the npf
You can only take out the guy on the fence before the other 3 get alerted, then what would you do?

Would you be holed up in your house? cause you know they will go and come back with re-enforcements.

...and don't tell me you can take them all out with jittery hands when they all start to scramble into the bush.

so yeah, you'd have to think this through buddy grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Government Has Delivered Visible Results On Power - Fashola by VaselineCrew: 11:03am On Nov 13, 2018
Magalan:
We praised Barth Nnaji..
We praised fashola sometime in 2015..

Light situation is far worse than both periods, how do you even claim better light when distributed MW never increased..
ask them oo

look at the graph below, high of about 4,500MW, low of about 2,500 megawatts, so in essence, we are still averaging about 3,000 something MW.

I keep telling people, if you have light, that means somebody somewhere doesn't have.

PoliticsRe: Buhari's Government Has Delivered Visible Results On Power - Fashola by VaselineCrew: 10:55am On Nov 13, 2018
These guys just throw out lie like no mans business.

7,000MW, lol, something that you only hit once, you are now shouting up and down.

It's like on Jan 1st, you generate 7,000MW, then on the remaining 364 days of the year, you generate 3000MW, what would the average be? Abi Fashola doesn't understand simply average? I guess basic math might be far from the realm of a SAN.

Even a kid in primary school can read the graph below and see what our average power supply has been in recent days

mtcheeew undecided

TravelWoman Drives Her Family Through California Wildfire (Video) by VaselineCrew(op): 9:19am On Nov 10, 2018
CelebritiesRe: Falz Files Court Papers Challenging The Ban Placed On His Song "This Is Nigeria" by VaselineCrew: 7:12pm On Nov 09, 2018
Falz don't let dem do you anyhow abeg.

Thank goodness for YouTube and iTunes, they can't ban you from those platforms with their analog ways, lol




Sowore 2019

CrimeRe: Governor Akeredolu Donates Patrol Vans To Police by VaselineCrew: 6:55pm On Nov 09, 2018
ɐᴉɹǝƃᴉN uʍop ǝpᴉsd∩

So States can buy Equipment for Federal Police, but yet can't have State Policehuh

What are the specs of these vehicles?

Any tech in them?

Any central communication linking all vehicles?

Any video monitoring of GPS?

Just the same ol same ol "TRUCK with siren".



We need to aspire to the likes of these:

...but not with analog old thinkers in power.

PoliticsRe: Assess This Picture Of A Hawker ,campaigning For PMB. by VaselineCrew: 6:47pm On Nov 09, 2018
If Nigeria was a serious country, all these hawker children will be arrested everywhere they are found all around the country.

Not even one of them should be spared.

They should then all be rounded up and sent to school to be given a good education.

However, This is Nigeria!

Vote Sowore 2019
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Departs Abuja For France (photos) by VaselineCrew: 6:40pm On Nov 09, 2018
Afolashade00:
All of the above grin
grin

wait, are you saying baba is NExt Top Model? cause he is changing clothes on the runwayhuh

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