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Bad market for Prof.

Shh! Nnayi, go and sit down dia. You wanto spoil my life jacket buznaise?

This is a false news! I repeat, a false news!

Hope these jobs are lucrative jobs because I know the kind of jobs APC know how to create... Agberos

OsunDefender again?

Too late for that.

A wise man once said: Its better for a man to do stupid things than to say them because you can cover your stupid acts with words but you can never cover your stupid words with acts.

I have been taking OsunDefender's news with a pinch of salt since the last ASUU strike.

The spirit of child molestation is having a swell time in the minds of Nigerian adults these days.

Balls plucking will be the best punishment that will serve as a deterrent to this heinous act.

Question: What do you think will happen to Tinubu if he loses Lagos?

Answer: He will push Akiolu into the Lagoon!

Jk we know! Jk we trust!

Helping the leaders of tomorrow

He should not forget to pay corps members their state allowee!

APC take note

These kids will have so many stories to tell when they grow older. Bokoharam has increased their fears of living and they now know what it takes to be part of the living.
These kids need to be taken away from that environment because whenever they see those places, the horrors of the past will continue to hunt them.

In life, we all past through different struggles. Look at these kids and tell yourself you're still lucky.

martineverest:
Abeg tell dem.....

I just tire for them

Beautiful baby

Uniben students should please keep quiet, the school is student friendly abeg.

Handsomeness creates the first attraction but confidence creates the aura.

Many handsome guys are confident because their looks give them a go in any chase.

This fat or slim nonsense was what killed my former relationship. That relationship should've been the best relationship I've ever had because that girl lived for me and she just wanted to please me in every way.
I loved the girl so much but I was thinking about tomorrow. I was thinking she might be so fat and I won't find her attractive again. I gave her signals that I don't like how she's growing bigger everyday, she started jogging every morning just to slim down to my taste but she didn't slim down. I grew very uncomfortable with the situation because if she was big at her age, what will be her fate when she starts popping kids out. I thought to myself, I didn't want a situation I will regret in future. Little did I know that I was deceived by the devil to leave such an angel.
This girl is one perfect human. Apart from the being fat, I swear to almighty God, I haven't seen any nairalander with a finer pair of eyes. I am not judging based on sentiments but true words. Even as a big lady, she is beautiful. This girl is a stunner. I thought she wasn't until when we went to the beach together, this girl got other guys staring. Not because she was fat but because she was so beautiful. Or is the way she looks at me when I'm doing something wrong? Whenever she gives me that look, I just stop doing anything I was doing. Whenever she cooks all these delicious meals, she'll call me first and ask if I'll be at home because she wants me to taste from it. She has many homely qualities that I can't mention all here.

Advice to all guys: you can like the best physique of any lady but don't let these attributes cloud your brain. These qualities fade over-time but true qualities remain till eternity.

majekdom2:
where did you learn the US based program... there is no special Us program. You can learn and garner skills anywhere as long as you are determined to suceed. Remove this assylum / refugee/ beggar mentality..you don't have to escape from anything.it's a bad mentality.

With the present 75k he is earning, washing plates in US is much more better and he'll have enough time to do other things he will want to do.

It is not about asylum, it is about finding the best ways to get to the top. Sometimes we need to do the worst to get the best.

majekdom2:
now, how can you tell the capability of his sister... is that how they learn. You should ask graduates with foreign degrees why they choose to come back home.... it's not a bed of roses as many think.

I understand what you are saying, but I can tell you that I've learnt so many US-based programmes that is helping me stand out in the things I'm doing.

He should leave this country because this country will face a change that will bring everyone down at first before carrying everyone up, he can use this opportunity as an escape route.

majekdom2:
what skills would be learnt.... washing dishes or selling at a super store? Will a get a white collar job garner breakthrough skills in the Nigerian labour market?

Even if he will wash dishes, he can use the money saved and learn some good programming stuff from the best, or management programmes from the best too with the assistance of his sister.

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Na body de sweet Asari, hin wife dan tonkolo for hin food naim de make am yaga anyhow!

Make he piss go sleep, night dan de come

Ok

The head of CAN lying?

Please, someone should tell what these pastors are teaching us.
With recent news about the corruption in CAN, a rational human would've stopped attending Oritsejafor's church by now.

Give us the full story

Ilekeh:
She's an old fashion girl.

She has her right, let her speak for herself. Plus she sounds confused..... Equality vs Fairness.....girl stop!

I want equal pay......and to achieve that, we must fight for gender equality.

Whistling

I think we're supposed to be in a spiritual mood now.

Jesus just rose from the dead and you all are talking about thighs?

The media wants to douse the "HERO" flame and refocus all minds and hearts to Buhari

God has a place for us in Heaven!

The MODS on nairaland are not helping matters. And nairalanders were screaming that we should help make the election free and fair. Nonsense, they should put this thread on frontpage and let more viewers see this complaints.
We are on the verge of been duped by INEC and NYSC. Corps members will not risk their lives again for these fraudulent people.

We need to be paid in full, we don't want part payment!

These same Nigerians who complained that GEJ's administration is corrupt but they're more corrupt than anything else.

Pay us or we won't partake in the next election!

It is 53,500! Nothing more, nothing less!

Mod!!! Front page pls!

NYSC and INEC should not swindle us!

It was a high risk election we risked our lives to partake.

Brother, you should leave this country. What will 75k job do for you in the next 6months. Do you know the exchange rate of the naira to a dollar? Do you know the economic and political stability of the US? Nigeria is facing a rebirth and which is painful and will cause a lot of struggling, so you won't be missing much. You have to take the risk, with time you will earn more in the US and learn more skills to destroy Nigeria's labour market.

Guy! Fly out of this country