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Christianity EtcAlmighty God Is At It Again! by victorian(op):
My dear peeps, God is the same today , yesterday and forever .
Something happened last night , and God revealed He is indeed powerful .
I was sleeping peacefully in my apartment when I heard loud voices downstairs with people screaming Femi! Femi! Femiiii!

I was like who is Femi quarreling with at this time of the night , sighs this guy sef ! And I went back to sleep. Within few minutes I heard loud banging on my door and quickly woke up and I was like , is it thieves ?
I went close to the door and screamed who is it ! Two of my neighbours shouted back its us o! Femi is dying ! Please come o!

I was like dying ke! I quickly wore my gown long and grabbed my holy water ,which I normally use on rare occasions of dizzy spells .

I rushed downstairs with them. I saw Femi lyin on the floor ,his eyes turning white , and people gathering calling his name . I went close to him, sprinkled my water on him and I placed my hand on his head and started praying and decreeing whatever has entered his body must leave now! Any spirit of death I cast you out! You don't belong here ! Leave ! In the name of Jesus !
As I was praying his white eyes came down and we could see his black pupils . then he tried standing but we held him down , then few mins he vomitted , three times and one of the women brought water and washed his face and he fainted again.
They were panicking , I said no! Don't panick he's fine .. Let's place him on his bed and leave him till tomorrow ,,God has taken control.
So they checked his breathing he was breathing well and softly .

This morning , him and some neighbours came to my flat and knocked . I opened he was looking alive soft and very OK. With smiles .

I was so happy! They were all thanking me. I said its not me. Its God who did it . let's glorify God . cheesy
One of the men said he wanted to pray on the guy but he received shock on his palms and he stopped looked at Femi, then he tried to pray , the same shock!
He said ha! This is not ordinary o

Then someone said let's call Vicky she goes to one army church like that ,she can help.. That's how they came to meet me.

So I asked Femi! Femi what really happened?

Femi is an undergraduate of unilag . He went to school yesterday for lectures . as he was coming back home before he got to the school gate . someone he didn't know tapped him and said guy! A lady is doing her bday , let's celebrate with her , come join us , enough to eat and drink.

He followed the guy and he saw students celebrating . he said he just need coke and drink. He waa given . he ate and bade the celebrant happy birthday and started his journey home .

He said , his eyes and mind was clear as he walked home but on getting to the gate of our compound , and screaming mai guard name, he didn't know when he fainted . and that's how maiguard saw him and was screaming we all should come out and see o!.

He said that was what happened and he didn't take any alcohol .


I said Femi be careful what u eat from strangers . be very very careful . but let's thank God for saving you . its all God !

My people I thank God o! This Femi is too open minded and trusting ..I pray his healing is permanent in Jesus name , Amen! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

GreatReasearcher !!!!! Come and see God's wonders cheesy
RomanceRe: She Shot Her Shot But I Don't Feel The Same by victorian(f): 6:59am On Mar 08, 2019
2dice01:
hahaha ...lemme laugh in Swahili grin cheesy

That niggä has suffered angry

U remind of a girl 7years ago that told me any guy that she likes or loves once dey woo she just disassociate with the guy ..imagine she told me after i finish wooing her.. I couldnt cry cry

This bae showed me all the whole light even went to another planet to get new light cheesy..naive me shoot my fake shot na so e enter voicemail grin


This one you are having bp anyhow ontop love matter now i know why you keep locking guys out smiley

Hope u are going for regular check up.. And you use ur drugs

Seems virgin pastors are rear i think fresh blooded babalawo won't be Bad cool
Lol

I'm not having bp up and down. That day it just happened out of the blues when I met him face to face . have not taken bp drugs for like a year or so.. That day was unsual. Or it seems my body repelled towards him . Cos I didn't really like him as a lover . we would be better off as friends .
Don't worry I don't need babalawo or Pastor .. I'm perfectly fine.
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Jegede – “my Friend Has A Strong Hold Over My Husband” by victorian(f): 3:55pm On Mar 07, 2019
Be careful the kind of female friends one keeps .

I have married female friends , they confide in me in one of their darkest moments , some of their hidden secrets that can shake their marriages and break their homes .
But God forbid I use it against them and tell their hubbies .God forbid ! I won't try that shit . Never use your friends trust to work against them, its not good .

Yvonne should have known the kind of friends she keeps .
CelebritiesRe: Mo Abudu Celebrates Her Son's 23rd Birthday (Photo) by victorian(f): 12:17pm On Mar 07, 2019
PrettySleek:
Hmmm I understand your point, I get it. My mum is very affectionate when it comes to her children, especially my brother but as he got older she encouraged his independence and freedom. These days she doesn't even offer advice except it is very necessary. Mothers cling to their sons a lot, but some mothers adjust when their sons get older. I want to believe that Mo, being the strong and independent woman that she is would know better than to raise a mama's boy. Let's give her the benefit of a doubt. We don't even know her.
I hope she will know better .
Its good to allow a male child free and not smother him too much .
I guess I transfered my anger from the thread of a wife and mother in-law insulting themselves to this thread. The sight of both them insulting each other was appalling .

Its a good thing , your mum took a step back towards your brother and allowed him space and freedom. Its good smiley
Mothers must know when to draw the line and withdraw peacefully and joyfuly
RomanceRe: She Shot Her Shot But I Don't Feel The Same by victorian(f): 12:04pm On Mar 07, 2019
2dice01:
making money is sexy grin

There is a saying that says

When a lady is rich she wont want to marry But when a Guy is rich he will think of dating as many girls as possible


Why you are bored is cos you think that is only why they are attracted to you.. And you don't really like the person




E belike na virgin Pastor i go arrange for you Las las grin cheesy
You say sexy¿??
Sexy is an understatement . it doesnt do justice to how it feels been rich!
Its sexually exhilarating! Its like you can fucvk anybody !!! And be in high clouds ! That's how it feels for me ! I feel complete, feel I'm invincible , feels so at peace !!!!

that's how been rich makes one feel. grin

Its crazy !

And the one u said a rich woman wouldn't want to get married , its true . Most would rather have kids and thats enough.

At the bolded! So true! I feel that's all the man wants . And I get so bored .
Then I notice if Im not attracted to a guy who's wooing me but he's such a nice guy. I feel guilty and if he persists on dating me , my blood pressure shoots up!

This bp thing happened recently , I felt sorry for the guy and angry at my bp. But my body couldn't help it. At the end , he was worried , I wasn't feeling fine around him and he knew deep down that's why my bp flared up! Mehn he had to race down to a pharmacy shop to buy bp drug for me . That surprise blind date with him , was a disaster, lol

Me sef ! I shock my body and bp could betray me cry and that's was the end of a new relationship.


So I'm now aware dating or attempting to date a guy that doesn't appeal to me, can virtually kill me , because my bp will fly off the roof! angry

Lol ,no be only Virgin Pastor cheesy
RomanceRe: She Shot Her Shot But I Don't Feel The Same by victorian(f): 9:41am On Mar 07, 2019
2dice01:
so true

Girls know our weaknesses

Lol its everywhere like mtn.. Even the White are worse

Nowadays you will hear all kind of stuff like swingers relationship angry

May God help us


Morning cheesy
Honestly I just weak !

Have resigned myself to just be watching everyone who comes my way and focus more on making money . I get bored easily when its all about sex or chats to initiate sex or lust.

I just give up! Its finished .
CelebritiesRe: Mo Abudu Celebrates Her Son's 23rd Birthday (Photo) by victorian(f): 9:31am On Mar 07, 2019
PrettySleek:
Ahhhhhhhh grin grin grin cheesy wetin happen? This your analysis has a story behind o, please tell us. tongue you know she is just wishing her son happy birthday right?
Am angry because I read a post this morning , showing a wife insulting her mother in-law in her own matrimonial home. both of them fighting each other while the husband ,her son films it.
I read stories on wives slapping mother in law , even some beating the mother in law up and I wonder what must have caused such reaction . huh
Why would a mother in-law leave her house , go over to her sons house, provoke the wife in a way that she sees her mil as a rival instead of seeing her as a mother .

I see Tonto dike kissing her son almost every day on the lips

Now mobudu had to make her face look young with filters next to her son ,wearing husband and wife kind of attires . sad and I wonder .

Then I remember how one single mother I use to know always fuss over her son ,then jokingly I said to her , when your son grows into a man, I doubt if u can let go and allow him marry in peace . She said ha! Her son must marry her along wit his wife. She must move in with them . he is her life . and I just wonder .

I look at all these women and I begin to realise this morning , that women who have no stable men in their lives are now becoming mentally unstable and fixated on their son .

Small remain, the mother and son will start having sex! I'm telling u, we are gradually getting to that sick mentality level..

May God help us all.. And may God help the men impregnanting these women to be a responsible partner , husband , or baby daddy to their women ..

The pic up there with her son gives room for concern. Filtering her pic to look young , nawa!

Some peeps will rant this morning , that am saying trash but we all know , I'm saying the truth .
RomanceRe: She Shot Her Shot But I Don't Feel The Same by victorian(f): 9:19am On Mar 07, 2019
2dice01:
See this oyinbo pepper

Your head is swelling abi cheesy

Yeah you can start from the grassroots like writing a diary lets see how far she can go



Lol...you need to blend with the nu school so your old-fashioned heart won't be outdated grin


Well my name is also in ur moniker..u go pay me oo wink
Na so!


The new school of people these days is so so boring . All they care about and have is sex sex sex! I bet manufacturers of condoms wil be smiling to the banks with billions of naira . sad

If Oyibo wants to wipe out this country? Wit sex! They will succeed and wipe out majority of Nigerians living in Nigeria . Cause all the average man, rich man. Common man, all of them tinks about is sex .. Sorry but its true .

Only very few men have their brains screwed right .

I just taya! And girls knows , so every where u see women going nude , showing bumbum and boobs .. Knowing fully well , most men are ready to break the banks for a feel of it . Hookups everywhere .


Abeg I love my old fashioned mind . that's what keeps me grounded and sane in this country .
CelebritiesRe: Mo Abudu Celebrates Her Son's 23rd Birthday (Photo) by victorian(f): 8:12am On Mar 07, 2019
Vulcanheph:
They look more like a couple instead of mother and son.
That's why some mothers won't allow the son's wife live peacefully with her son.

In such mother's mind , they are already married to their son. Any other woman coming in between them is an intruder , or a side chick .
May God help Nigerian single mothers , baby mothers to know when to draw the line between herself and her son and allow their sons to flourish and live peacefully with his beloved wife, amen

CelebritiesRe: Laura Ikeji Crush On Her Husband, Shares Loved Up Photo by victorian(f): 8:05am On Mar 07, 2019
Lol



Chai! cheesy
FamilyRe: 4-Year-Old Boy Chases His Mom With A Knife, After Spanking Him For Misbehaving by victorian(f): 7:32am On Mar 07, 2019
That boy is an evil son!

I pray he doesn't slaughter the family , later on in life .

God forbid one gives birth to such child . God forbid !
RomanceRe: She Shot Her Shot But I Don't Feel The Same by victorian(f): 7:20am On Mar 07, 2019
2dice01:
lmao you would be a dope äss writer


Don't worry a single cute yummy wink guy is coming ur way before the end of the month cheesy

You know that kind nìgga wey go sabi all ur mumu button grin


Is ur name related to ur moniker?undecided
I'm a good writer shey? cheesy cheesy

Or maybe I should go into writing as well huh Hmmmm undecided


Yea, my name relates to my moniker . smiley. I'm old fashioned at heart and i like it .
RomanceRe: She Shot Her Shot But I Don't Feel The Same by victorian(f): 4:55pm On Mar 06, 2019
dochenaj:
Now you're inciting me to shoot my own shot.

Of course you should flaunt what you got while we watch and salivate from a distance.
Nooooo!

Don't shoot your shot! Please!

I'm done with the shots ! Make I breathe biko. angry
RomanceRe: She Shot Her Shot But I Don't Feel The Same by victorian(f): 3:54pm On Mar 06, 2019
dochenaj:
You know I'm right. Just on nairaland alone, I'm almost certain you get like 10 shots per day especially days you were active on here.

That's the perks of being a scintillating beauty.
True but that doesn't mean , I will agree to all the shots! Haba! You wan kee me?

Even till few minutes ago, more shots are still coming in from Facebook, Nairaland , and Instagram , cos I post this pic .

Just this pic o!

Sighs .. Can't one admire herself in peace and flaunt it?

We live life once ! Biko

RomanceRe: She Shot Her Shot But I Don't Feel The Same by victorian(f): 3:50pm On Mar 06, 2019
RedboneSmith:
Wow.

I'm going to try this "light kiss out of the blues" thing one day.

Hope I don't get slapped into last week though. grin
Hehehehehehehehehe
You are on your own o!

My hand no dey o


He got lucky , cos he's the kind of guy I would have love to date and he didn't waste time paying for my car . we didn't argue to and fro about the price .

So I guess his posture of money is not a problem with his easy going carriage and not pushing his luck by grabbing me , made it easy for him . Also I wasn't in any relationship back then . So that added to it .

RomanceRe: Woman Travels From Lagos To Ogbomosho To Sleep With Her Friend's Boyfriend by victorian(f): 7:06am On Mar 06, 2019
irumole1975:
Lols. I know it can't be anyone else other than Victorian. She's the only one I know that can do that. Her pussy has already been ravaged by too many sugar daddies, and as such can not stick to the tiny dick of most young guys around 32 to 37 yrs. Let me keep shut before she come on here and wail about how I'm broke with nothing to reckon with. As if it's her business
You see your life ?

Anyways no need wasting my time on you this morning . You are a forgotten cause already .
Energy u are using to troll on me online , if u can use at least quarter of it to seat down and think of your life very well and how to create something sellable or provide just one service people will gladly pay for , all these wailing early morning , wouldn't be necessary. You should have been busy waiting to smile to the bank but MBA! That's not your life scenario.

I pity your life . Anyways its yours to do ,as you like . An 11 years old girl is making money with her brains and hands , u are there creating lies upandan. I'm getting prepared to head to work this morning . you are there trolling . who do u like this ?

what a shame .
RomanceRe: She Shot Her Shot But I Don't Feel The Same by victorian(f): 6:57am On Mar 06, 2019
dochenaj:
Why would you shoot shots when you have a torrent of shots coming your way. Acting on all the shots you've received will take a lifetime.
You no well grin
RomanceRe: She Shot Her Shot But I Don't Feel The Same by victorian(f): 5:34pm On Mar 05, 2019
2dice01:
lol

Some guys love ladies with no lights like yours

We just bring any kinda light we want you to show

wink grin
cheesy seriously?

Smiles .. U made me remember of a guy who came to buy my former car . This guy is handsome , tall , dark and looks matured . Immediately I walked close to him , i was like damn! Hes cute ! And so dark! I quickly controlled my looks as i walkd close and we shook hands , while we introduced ourselves . then I started talking fast about the car, he was just staring at me and not even at the car !

so I stopped talking and I said u are not looking at what am showing u about this car! I was already irritated. As I looked at him with a resigned look .

He smiled and said you are very pretty, as he stared on. I was like what? sad
I shook my head , turned the ignition for him to hear the sound .
I just want to get the sales of my car over and done with!.
He replied : oh forgive me , i shouldnt have said a word. Then he smiled and said I was simply carried away.

He then looked at the car , and said don't worry ,I will buy it . How much is the price again?
I told him. He said OK , do u want bank transfer or cash ?
My heart was racing , and I said in my mind ,Ope o! Mehn I didn't know its so easy selling off a second hand car o! Jeez! I think I should be selling cars! He didn't even argue the price ! Chai! I should have increased it o!

I stuttered and replied I prefer transfer. He said OK, let's go to your office, give me your account details and let's sign wats necessary and be done with it .
I was so happy ! We went to my office , with my heart singing halleluyah!

In the process of him making the transfer , I saw my alert in my phone , I was like yes!!!

I signed undertaking, the car is now his and gave him the documents .
Can u imagine ,as he was about to take the documents , he leaned over and gave me a Kiss! A light feathery kiss on my freaking lips! shocked

I was so shocked! I just could not move, then he withdrew his lips, stood up and smiled saying sorry I couldn't help myself , u are just too beautiful to resist , while he stood up straight .
I felt so embarrassed cos I felt I should av stopped him but I didn't ! My lips betrayed me! Oh my God !angry

He then took the car documents, receipt and change of ownership letter then walked to the door, turned and asked will I still see you again?

I stuttered , how could u kiss me! With confused eyes! I know I was looking confused, embarrassed , foolish , dumb! Oh Lord ! I can call myself all kind of names and just open the ground and bury myself in it !

And the fucvking cute guy just smiled and gestured with his hand towards his ears : call me , then he walked away.

Finally at the end of this true life story , I couldn't date him beause HES A FUCVKING MARRIED MAN!!!!!!!! arrgggggggg!!!!!!!

Feel like shooting myself! angry

Sighs story of some of my life experiences .

Before u people say I'm a story teller .. This piece is taken from Memoir Victorian life Series IV.

My life ehn? Na wa !
RomanceRe: She Shot Her Shot But I Don't Feel The Same by victorian(f): 4:52pm On Mar 05, 2019
femi4:
Op, follow this oyinbo pepper's advice. She spoke my mind
cool
RomanceRe: She Shot Her Shot But I Don't Feel The Same by victorian(f): 11:39am On Mar 05, 2019
2dice01:
lmao You See it is not easy to be a man wink


Hope your Greenlight is not multicolored grin
Lol na so grin



Multicolored ke? Its not o!

I don't even known how to show greenlight sef! May God help me smiley
RomanceRe: She Shot Her Shot But I Don't Feel The Same by victorian(f): 11:15am On Mar 05, 2019
Also op, don't always pick her call .
And when u are in Nigeria , always claim busy and still don't pick her call .let it keep ringing .

Claiming you are busy round the clock , even to pic calls or reply her messages. If she sees u face to face and ask why u aint answering her calls , reply her with a yawn and bored look, that uv been so busy lately and even your gf in your country is even complaining too.
She will quickly get the message and gradually withdraw with time .

It will hurt but it's better , she knows on time than later .

Mehn! grin thank God I don't shoot shots ! Jeez! I go just die !!!!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Virgin Nigerian Lady, Chinenye Chinen_Yeah, Brags About Her Virginity by victorian(f): 8:56pm On Mar 04, 2019
Mariangeles:
I reject it for her abeg ! angry

What does it profit to gain the world and lose one's soul ??
Seriously ?

So we non virgins, our souls is lost huh

Are u for real here ?

Lemme let it slide , you have no clue on what u are saying .

Do you think its by living as a virgin from birth till old age , one makes heaven?

Honestly I pity you and the virgin lady.

She better wise up! Except she wants to be a virgin till 100 years old and forgo marriage and not creating her own family .
CelebritiesRe: Diddy’s Response To Nigerian Who Blasted Him Over Kim Porter by victorian(f): 8:38pm On Mar 04, 2019
Yuugen:
U r looking dumb and stubborn the way you're arguing over facts. Post-motem confirmed she died of pneumonia. U r hell bent on it being a cold or flu, just swerve. It's not new that pneumonia kills.
Kiddo!

Swerve !

Your age range is not here . Go and play with other kids!

What do u know about pneumonia? Indomie kid ! When adults are talking just esshhhh!

Oya bounce !!!
RomanceRe: Virgin Nigerian Lady, Chinenye Chinen_Yeah, Brags About Her Virginity by victorian(f): 8:35pm On Mar 04, 2019
Las las , if she's wise . she can sell her virginity like the whites do for 30 million pounds and viola! She's a billionaire! Suffering don end !

Just one round of all night sex to a fellow billionaire who needs the blood and hymen badly .

PoliticsRe: MC Oluomo Celebrates His Wife, Aisha's Birthday (Photos) by victorian(f): 3:37pm On Mar 04, 2019
ChristineC:
that's the philosophy of weak women. any woman can get security and money on her own terms. commitment and care is hardly based on the other indices.
I know any woman can get security and money on her own terms . And its not about whether the woman is weak or strong . Some seemingly strong women in people's eyes , can be weak in the four walls of her bedroom. But in the eyes of people she's strong . smiles .
Until one day , she snaps and possibly commit suicide because she's lonely but rich .
Tongues will start wagging , we thought she was happy , and I spoke to her last night . She sounded abit off but I thought !maybe she had flu. But its strange , we never knew she was depressed.

Not all strong women are truly strong on the inside . Having security and money on a woman's terms will leave her lonely in this part of the world . Nigerian men can't cope with such women, how much more to wife or have a family with them.
CelebritiesRe: Diddy’s Response To Nigerian Who Blasted Him Over Kim Porter by victorian(f): 3:22pm On Mar 04, 2019
Yuugen:
i agree with all you've said; but she had pneumonia, not ordinary cold. Pneumonia isn't ordinary, rather deadly. It just killed a singer two days ago
For Christ sakes !

You guys are sounding as if pneumonia is a deadly and incurable disease ...jeez!

Have had pneumonia before and guess what? After taking the right drugs everyday, I make sure I apply rob in my body and always eat warm meals and seep hot tea .. Its good to have a caring and attentive mum. She does not delay when it comes to treating illnesses in her children .

In Africa , pneumonia is not deadly if adequately and quickly treated .
CelebritiesRe: Diddy’s Response To Nigerian Who Blasted Him Over Kim Porter by victorian(f): 11:11am On Mar 04, 2019
Joromi12:
frustrated old mama
Story!

Asinwin!

Jobless tout!
FamilyRe: I Needs Help In My Marriage by victorian(f): 11:09am On Mar 04, 2019
W3lord:
Why won't u pay for a woman's bride price, it's not proper, you have to see the parents and kin let them know u are taking their daughter, what suppose to be done even self that is the real marriage not church white weeding . Or if someone comes to take your car with out telling u will u be happy?
I said if she's an orphan . but if the parents are alive ? Then pleasw pay her bride price but be prayerful about it .
I have a neighbour, very pretty fair lady. She's married three times ,her dowry paid three times , divorced three times but single now .

She told me herself . Her dad is late , while her mum still alive but her mum lives in the village . She said anytime she takes a suitor to go pay her dowry , after the trad. And they come back to Lagos , after few months the husband will become irritated with her , fight will start and he will throw her out .

She has experienced it three awful times . She said next time , when she wants to !marry, she will quietly do it in Lagos and go for white wedding or court . that enough is enough .

Just imagine three dowries paid on her head , three divorces she had to go through in life .
CelebritiesRe: Diddy’s Response To Nigerian Who Blasted Him Over Kim Porter by victorian(f): 11:03am On Mar 04, 2019
Joromi12:
lobar pneumonia is not common cold. Women love celebs no be new tin. If wizkid toasted u . U for open too
No be only open...mtchwwww!

Come carry me give am! Ode!
CelebritiesRe: Diddy’s Response To Nigerian Who Blasted Him Over Kim Porter by victorian(f): 11:00am On Mar 04, 2019
Sparkle777:
Deep words, wise words. I hope ladies are listening and learning. Diddy, loves no one but himself, he eat his cake and still had it. Coulda married her wit a tight prenup but he didn't, I still believe he s pretending.
Honestly !

He could have married her with a tight prenup , that's so true

And he's indeed pretending. I don't trust that sly fox one bit !

Smhhhh
FamilyRe: I Needs Help In My Marriage by victorian(f): 8:29am On Mar 04, 2019
Eeyah ,sorry op

That's why most times , I don't advocate on traditional marriage . in some cases , immediately the dowry is paid , problems from all angles starts affecting the man and his business .
Men, if any woman u want to marry is an orphan? Please for peace and prosperity sake don't go to her village and pay dowry . I know some people will say , I must be crazy thinking like that . but I'm saying the truth here .

Just do white wedding or court wedding . and that's all. Forget travelling to village to pay dowry or else OYO ,will be your story . So sorry for the losses , u have to be very prayerful and patient . it's well with u and your family .amen

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