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Where did he make the announcement?

The height of idiocy is using same platform to announce a ban and also coming to same platform to celebrate it.

Who do our leaders this thing...
The problem is that the man that drank garri with their brain is dead... No nmekwatarism!!

Zenithh:
Pic 2

Water Melon

Zenithh:
Resemblance of bean or gnut plant but none of d above. I didn’t plant legumes




I just need a smart farmer who can give a clue of what this plant is before I will uproot thinking na weeds be that.

It can be a weed... Is growing round, meaning it was planted.

obembet:
Technology has moved to another level. Watch this electronic Electronic Toilet WC. It can automatically flush it self


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3CVnJihLRs

Hmmm... Nice interface but doubt if it offers good experience to the user.

The process seems wasteful... Water conservation (resources) should be key.
What was those other washes early on?

Felililicia:
This is somebody, I just accepted a month ago,
I barely know him though we met twice during the relationship. During the third one( yesterday) now he is hinting for sex, the way I replied him made him change topic and said he was joking.
Anytime we meet his joystick get visibly aroused. I need a serious man. Should I dump him.
Earlier thread
https://www.nairaland.com/6576284/did-rush-accept-guy-hope

The guy need lecture...
What happens with playing the game of a eunuch... Make the lady explore to find out for herself if you truly are.

Pretend as though that word 'sex' na taboo... When she come close you take a deep bite.

Amotolongbo:
How do you convince a man that you arent a water molecule deficient of one hydrogen atom if within few minutes of meeting, you’ve suddenly got ancestral financial crises to solve?
I set up a meeting between a brother and a girl, before we got home, she told my brother she isn’t happy cos she lost her mum’s necklace. What kinda nonsense is that?
Even if it’s real, can’t she mask her loss and keep that shît to herself?

You are dating a guy, the only currency you can trade with him is your pu$$i and the sole skill you can use to entertain him is your moaning during sex. These brothers get these everywhere they go. What makes your own brand different and makes him to stick to you?

Brother is broke, you don’t have a financial contribution to join his brokenness. You can’t wash away his “sapa”.
Guy is so deficient of idea at that moment, you can’t spark up mental contributions to rejuvenate his brain. Tell me what you are good for then if not a sexual specimen.

Hey! If this is truly you... I just did a friend reshuffle, I have got space to fill you in.
09061642638...just give me a beep.

Chukwute:
Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post Video On Social Media

A Nigerian offshore worker returned to find a huge cucumber hidden in his girlfriend’s cupboard after spending two weeks at work.

The landlady of the apartment that the lovers live in made good her threat by sharing the video of the incident on social media.

According to the distraught boyfriend, he came back from work to discover the huge cucumber wrapped inside a cond*m.

He told the landlady that he had caught the lady with a vibrator before but she denied doing anything with it.

He wondered if that was how she wants to be satisfying herself while always complaining that he does not.

She kept insisting that she doesn’t use the cucumber for anything despite the glaring evidence of cond*m on it.

Watch the video on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tv/CPnNIBwHmdq/?utm_medium=copy_link

This is the more reason why the guy can't satisfy her... That place is too wide to allow for a natural cause!!!.

Ladies pity us... Say we follow there come, no mean say we go die there!!!

CharisEleos:
He is more coordinated than you.

All this people that registered on Nairaland last month, be coming here writing trash.

Voy:
- A Nigerian mother, Grace Egbinola, paid the school fees she was owing in 1969 which was the sum of N1 and 58 kobo
- Sharing the letter with Legit.ng, her daughter, Toyin Egbinola, said that her mother taught them the value of honesty
- The woman kept the receipt of her debt for decades before she finally paid it off in 2020


A Nigerian woman, Grace Egbinola, has demonstrated a great virtue as she fulfilled a promise she made many decades ago. In a message sent to Legit.ng by Grace's daughter, Toyin Egbinola, it was revealed that the 73-year-old woman finished from St Loius Secondary school on December 9, 1969. Ever since she got the receipt of her debt in 1975, the woman held onto it with the strong vow that she would repay it someday.

On Monday, December 14, 2020, the woman paid the debt which was the sum of N1.58k. The woman’s child said she is proud that her mum never cheated the system.

A good name is better than gold
Though the woman is not rich, the child stated that she taught her children the value of honesty.


A part of Grace's principal's letter to her reads:

“You are truly a Saint Louis trained person to be keeping a paper that was issued since 1975 and sent your son up to clear a debt that is as little as N1.58k in the year 2020 gives me hope that there are good people in this country who have not become rotting with greed.”

Toyin also said that her mum would really love it if she could reconnect with some of her old secondary school classmates.


Source: https://www.legit.ng/1417921-nigerian-woman-finally-pays-school-fees-around-n2-she-owned-1969-principal-writes-her-letter-from-kano.html

If She was honest as people here concerned deemed it...She should have paid the true value.
#1.58k of 1969 should be about #500k in Buhari's Administration.

You ripped off the school madam... Go back and do proper restitution!!

CharisEleos:
Happy birthday to him.

With all this handsomeness and his father's wealth he's battling with autism. Chai! This life no balance.

I always feel for Otedola each time I see this boy. Thank God he even has a rich family that manages him well.

Must you throw it at him... He sure looks healthier and more coordinated than you do.

Your write-up is my assertion and power!!

MrCover:
Update From . COM

A journalist has announced he's searching for a wife after failing at preparing meals, Reports.

He took to Facebook As Obtained By , to reveal that he burnt 3 pots of food in 2 days and he shared photos of the burnt pots.

In the caption, he asked women interested in getting married to reach out.


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=481097569625515&id=100031758270849

See Photos As Obtained By Below:

Brother I can relate... I suffered same fate!!!

Emmac433:
The Commissioner of Police, Enugu State Command, CP Mohammed Ndatsu Aliyu, psc, has ordered the launch of a full-scale manhunt of yet-to-be-identified armed assailants alleged to have trailed and shot dead an unidentified man driving in a Mercedes Benz Jeep, which they carted away, along Ebeano Tunnel, Enugu on Sunday, May 30, at about 5pm.

A statement released by the spokesperson of the state police command, ASP Daniel Ndukwe, said the victim, whose true identity is yet to be known, was rushed to the hospital, where he was confirmed dead by doctors on duty and deposited in the mortuary for autopsy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-oELyHsxAo

Evening Newspaper... You dey carry digested news dey refabricate am.
Go look for something else to do... journalism is not your calling.

This happened on Sunday 5pm and the man is known... An XY Chief Judge of Enugu State.

Don't make it look like you catch new spoil...you are Evening Newspaper!!

Vaughanlanrewaj:
Good morning sir. What's wrong with putting your words with a civil tone that conveys good character and upbringing? It won't hurt you, you know.

You can't stay behind a few keypads and beat the drums of war because you hate a particular tribe, region or President Muhammadu Buhari. That few people get paid by unscrupulous unpatriotic elements to kill innocent people is not a reason why we should succumb to them and unpatriotic online bullies like you sir.

As you stay in the comfy of wherever you are, millions of Nigerians of Igbo extraction are resident in the North and some travelling for one commitment or the other and they left real people with soul behind at home. Their loved ones expect them to go on their business trip, make success, and return back home into their warm embrace. These are real people you want to hurt and God will not grant you your evil wish. The security services have a job to stop the IPOB terrorists who did this killing of Gulak and they will do their job. There will be no reprisal killing anywhere and nobody will bow to anyone out of fear. You can save is all of your toxic idea of war drum beating this early morning of a very promising Tuesday. The task of nation building is serious business and not for those who don't know how to build. All the enemies of Nigeria will lose las las. They always lose.visit www.freestuffsng.com for latest freestuffs in Nigeria. God bless Nigeria.

I thought you are wise... I see!!
You ain't open minded... You are a bigot!

You want security service to do a job of ethnic cleansing...

Let what you pray for befall your own!!

If DSS is transparent, let them do their job and fish out the culprits... But whoever plays politics with the peace and blood of these slain, may death not depart from their doorsteps.

You wake up every day with people losing their loved ones and bread winners...you come here to talk trash, may you suffer same fate.

I thought you are reasonable... The Gulak has children, many innocent people have been executed and termed criminals by security personnel.
You wake up to hear Police say we have killed 'Suspected killers of Gulak'... They are suspects and already executed.

May God judge the wicked and those who patronise them... Whoever profits from this unrest in Nigeria, may the earth swallow them up before the end of this year. May Nigeria prosper again and may her inhabitants enjoy peace again.

Abdul05:
Don't worry Son, your father was killed in the War zone.
ipob /ESN are ready to make orphans of children and render many home less
I promise you son, very soon they will feel the guilt and shame
Just manage to suppress your tears.

The truth don't stay hidden for long...my friend!!
You must think with your head not your mouth... don't play politics with human life...

Just pray your life won't be used to play this kind of politics.

The truth don't stay hidden for long... Just stay calm.

ThEGodFaThEr102:
No sensible woman will want to spend eternity with Bobo Chicago, a man who forged university of Chicago degree, a drug baron, a man who denied his heritage and also his own biological mother even at death, a man who is trying to use "football age" to get to the seat of presidency and a man whose lust for more and more bullion vans is out of this world.

Remi Tinubu is no different from her Agbero husband. I want to believe Tinubu met this woman under the famous Obalende under bridge red light district during his days when he frequents the area for his late nights of drug abuse rendezvous.

Like husband like wife!

Baba no vex o... Nah her before picture be this?

If so.... This woman bleaching is outside of this world.

Tinubuadvocate:
Fake military man why you guys always sounding stupid this way.

If dey catch military man for crime... E go turn fake military or ex-military man.

Abeg be careful there!!

It just takes a breathe to end them all!!!

It deprives others access to the same service.
More reason why your neighbor dey use the same network you use, yet brags of things opening with one click why you complain of it dragging.

Hmmmmm.... All you jubilants wake up; what is happening is expected. China has no hand in any shit... The big gamers want to own more of the coins and chat a better course.
The coins was in the hands of small boys before now.

The owner don mess my Crypto... Make dem close em business!

Is just part of the money madness... nothing new!
With excess money comes sexual escapades.

Women and Money are tied together...Is proven!

Everybody na I can sing...

This guy forgot that wooing begins with what is your age in Oyibo man's land...

I am below 18years makes you change your lines to parental advice.

I see Agritech below 18years girls looking like young women in their 20's.
So caution must be applied overseas... It isn't like Nigeria were malnourishment has turned people to dwarfs.

jD32:
Accomplice trying to save his life

I want to see your "you must die"...Pray God to help you in parenting.

Pray that your children won't derail...Kneel and start praying now!!

PlayMaker14:
Why? Is it that you find it difficult to read or you're just another emotional weakling?

The father has come out to condemn the action of the useless son and has accepted what ever penalty that is served to the son even if it's death, but here you are typing rubbish.

Forget the foolish guy...Let him start now to pray that his child wouldn't toe a different path from what is ideal.
Is not in all cases that parents are accomplices... A Child from twelve years spends more time with the larger society than with family. But we pray that our twelve years of seed sowing in them would keep them from societal rottenness.
The outside is rotten...

sarrki:
https://www.channelstv.com/2021/05/14/all-nigerians-are-asking-me-to-run-for-president-i-will-not-disappoint-yahaya-bello/amp/

'ALL NIGERIANS" must be a named person... Bring out the 'All Nigerian' man and light him up, he must be a FOOL or MUMU...He is Daft to approve your 2023 ambition.

They are just crazy about party!!!

Is that the heaven on earth!!!

Kaduna1stson:
Funding insecurity from the national purse.

We northerners are showing you people that b you are not smart at all, despite your useless PHD

You would meet your water loop...we are foolish because we are in the same country with you...but you would soon be consumed by all this orchestrated by you and your people.

Time always avenges!!!

Who Office Love done help...Us!

Abeg make Una no carry family problem come office oh!
Na that wan go concern me!!