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Watermelon: the invigilators' neck will definitely suffer, the more he looks the less he sees and who says exam malpractice can't take place in this kind of arrangement for those whose are determined to participate in it

Tunder fire dis people.....during una own time......una de dis like dis write exam

oil suop: ATTACHED IS AN ALERT FROM THE NIGERIA POLICE FORCE.PLEASE BE-CAREFUL AND TELL OTHER LOVE ONES.

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Good day all,

The Nigerian police has advised all to avoid the following places as they have been identified as hot spots for Ritual Killings:

1. Ota, Ogun State

2. Lambe, Ogun State

3. Ikorodu,Lagos State

4. Mowe, Ogun State

5. The Bridge linking Abiola Garden with Otedola Estate, Lagos.

6. Isheri Olowo-Ira under Bridge, Lagos

7. Toyota Bus Stop on Apapa/Oshodi Expressway, Lagos (Clifford Oji's former location)

8. Waterfront River Niger area Of Onitsha, Anambra State

9. Isiala-Ngwa, Abia state

10, Igwurita, Muruokoro, Port Harcourt, Rivers state

11. Ilorin-Oro Road, Kwara state

12. Lokoja-Abuja Expressway, Kogi state

13. Kaduna Eastern By-Pass, Kaduna state

14. The Bank of River Kaduna, Kaduna state

15. Kaduna/Abuja Expressway, Kaduna state

16. Abuja Motor Park,Kaduna

17. Kawo Motor Park, Kaduna

18. The Railway tracks, Kaduna

These are police emergency numbers in Lagos, please:

POLICE CONTROL ROOM 1 - 07055350249 and 07035068242.

RRS CONTROL ROOM 2, Alausa - 08065154338 and 07055462708

CONTROL ROOM 3 SHQ; - 08079279349 and 08063299264 and 767 toll free line.

If you by mistake fall victim quickly send an sms/pre-text message to all or any of these numbers.

Make sure you drive at the middle of express road at all times. If anyone tells you that your car is sparking or there is fire or smoke coming out from your car bonnet, please do not listen just drive on. That is their new tactics.
Pls kindly advice your loved ones accordingly.

call those numbers from june to December ,them will never pick.....lwkm.....Naija is all about Prayer.....never trust the police

fatdon1: www.vanguardngr.com/2012/11/boko-haram-has-killed-3000-chief-of-army-staff/

ndi ala....useless country.....My Prayer is dat Boko will Bomb Aso rock so dat una Bad-Luck Go feel de pains.....nonsese

Ayomax: I school in akungba akoko,which is close to ogbagi. so I'm nt suprise with the news coz Youths of Ogbagi-Akoko can do anything for their tradition.

dem for Kill u.......idot

==>Good luck to all prospective Corps members,my prayer is dat u will never be sent to any Bombing,Killing Northern State.
==>May God Punish any NYCS offical dat will send Corpers to north...just imagine sending Corpers to A state dat hardly hear==>COME, to teach,how do u xpect de corper to begin.
==>All the Corpers being sent to the north suffers a lot while them being sent to the EAST,SOURTH EAST,WESt ENJOYS and some of dem stays Back after service.......i Kw no Easrthern,western copa will EVER try to stay in de NORTH..............
==>was posted to NONSENSE ZAMFARA STATE were 99 percent of dem can not HEAR come,but tank God today i was able to redeploy....Tank God...
==>If u are posted there, God was wit me shall be wit u......Just Go wit ur Doctors report

Lol....galaxi my man....sup
==>Good luck to all prospective Corps members,my prayer is dat u will never be sent to any Bombing,Killing Northern State.
==>May God Punish any NYCS offical dat will send Corpers to north...just imagine sending Corpers to A state dat hardly hear==>COME, to teach,how do u xpect de corper to begin.
==>All the Corpers being sent to the north suffers a lot while them being sent to the EAST,SOURTH EAST,WESt ENJOYS and some of dem stays Back after service.......i Kw no Easrthern,western copa will EVER try to stay in de NORTH..............
==>was posted to NONSENSE ZAMFARA STATE were 99 percent of dem can not HEAR come,but tank God today i was able to redeploy....Tank God...
==>If u are posted there, God was wit me shall be wit u......Just Go wit ur Doctors report

Laila Ikeji: The Rivers State Government has confirmed the purchase of a brand new Bombardier Jet for Governor Chibuike Amaechi at a cost of $45million.

Mrs. Ibim Semenitari,the Commissioner for Information in reaction to inquiries by P.M.NEWS said “It was paid for two years ago. The reason is for safety. The new aircraft is a much safer one.”

She said the old aircraft will be sold.

According to a report, Amaechi acquired the brand new Bombardier Global 5000 (N565RS) for his exclusive use.

The report criticised Amaechi for going for such luxury ” at time hundreds of thousands of residents in his state are displaced by the worst flooding crisis in the state’s history”.

However,Semenitari pointed out that the purchase was made two years ago based on expert advice that the new one is safer.

She argued that the Governor duly consulted the Rivers state House of Assembly and the purchase was approved.

She said that the state government has not neglected the flood victims.

According to the Saharareporters, however,the newly purchased jet left Montreal-Trudeau Airport in Montreal, Quebec to Dakar Yoff International Airport.

And then it was delivered to the state government on 7 October 2012.

The jet was primarily purchased from Bombardier in Canada for $45.7 million through the Bank of Utah Trustee account.

“This is an ungodly act,” said a Port Harcourt-based human rights campaigner.

Amaechi was said to have traded off the state’s current Embraer Legacy 600 claiming it was too expensive to maintain.

There were also unconfirmed claims that the jet was struck by lightning”.

P.M.NEWS recalls that the sale of Rivers’ Dash 8-Q200 aircraft to Cross River State for $6 million.

Cross River State government decision to lease the plane to Aero Contractors to undertake commercial flights to and from Obudu airstrip was a source of media war between the State Action Congress of Nigeria,A C N,the State government.

The state claimed it sold the plane at 6Million US Dollars,while the Cross Rivers state goverment claimed it bought it at 9Million Dollars.

The ACN spokesman,Jerry Needam, asked the state government to come out clean about the actual amount it sold the aircraft.

http://pmnewsnigeria.com/2012/10/27/amaechi-confirms-buying-45-million-bombardier-jet/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+PmNewsNigeria+%28PM+News+Nigeria%29

nonsense and useless country...my only prayer is dat BOKO haram will suceed to bomb Aso rock and maybe bad-luck or de grammerian wife will be seriously injured....let dem stop killinh innocent people...........abeg before u begin criticsing me...am a christain...de question is ...ow long will we forgive dem and their useless relgion?
I wish u will watch de video were dey killed a man by cutting off his neck...i really cried,de day i wached it...to hell will all Muslim..........Chineke Kpokwa unu oku there......Abu m nwa afo ooooo from imo state.......imo kwenu,kwenu.....kwezuooooooooo........ndi hausa ndi ala

yhemini: Hi all Good morning, I have wondered what the problem is with my BB.

Initially when I was using my 1st bb (bold 2) I used to think it's because of the low RAM or maybe because I had so much apps on it.

Now very recently, I changed it and I got a Curve4 although slightly better, I still notice that I must restart at least ones in 2days.

Nokia will never give you this type of problem.. My E71 can last a month without me seeing the battery or restarting it. So I want to know why BB have this problem and I want to know how often people restart their BBs. Thanks

BB na nonsense fone...nokia is de best cos we am now using BIS for my nokia fone..........nokia is de best joorr......BB retarts like 10 times a day........

geovanni24: @kslib...at first wen ii clicked on the topic,their was ‎​₪☺ post! Soo after hurriedly typing M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ post, was surprise T̶̲̥̅Ơ̴͡ seee several other post!....well M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ font looks like arabic cos ii type frm M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ BB! Its a special BB font!...

make una stop using BB,i hate dat fone wen it comes to writting cos u will write wat othesr will not see or read and its nonsense...lol....nokia all de way........was using it later sold it to buy mine...nokia E5,does every tin BB can do,i even make use of BIS wit de battery lasting longer dan BB....

Crownvilla: From ALOYSIUS ATTAH, Onitsha (princemmy@yahoo.com)

When about 45 years ago, Chief Basil Okonkwo, a business man, left his home-state, Anambra for Azare in Bauchi State in search of greener pastures, he had lofty dreams.

Like any good father, he planned to train his children, give out his daughters in marriage and one day, retire and reap the fruits of his labour.

Providence and mother luck seemed to be on his side as God blessed the work of his hands and he prospered. As his business grew, he got married to his heartthrob, Virginia, and they were also bountifully blessed with 10 children – three boys and seven girls.

Everything seemed to be on a roller coaster for Chief Okonkwo until April, 2011, after the presidential election. His first son, Nnaemeka Christian, married with a son, was killed in Bauchi in the post- election crisis that trailed the presidential poll in the North.

The brutal killing of Nnaemeka whose wife was also pregnant at the time, shocked Chief Okonkwo and from that moment, he began to think home and made quick arrangements to send his wife and children to Anambra state.

Due to the long years he had spent in Bauchi with its accompanying connections and commitments, it wasn’t easy pulling out the entire family back home at once. Consequently, his wife and some other children first relocated while Celestine, his surviving second son, the seventh daughter, Ifeoma and Sunday his apprentice stayed behind with him because of their education and business.

In his plans for complete relocation, Chief Okonkwo came home and began the construction of a modern building in his compound that will accommodate his family and befits his status as a progressive businessman who had spent many years in the North.

Black Sunday

But all the noble plans of Chief Okonkwo were shattered on the night of 0ctober14, 2012 when gunmen suspected to be members of the Boko Haram sect killed him, his daughter, Ifeoma and his apprentice, Sunday Ezechukwu. His second surviving son, Celestine, an electrical electronics engineer, would have been dead too if not by divine arrangement.

According to him, he left his father’s shop on his private motorcycle and less than fifteen minutes later, the gunmen swooped on the trio, opened fire and killed them instantly as they closed their shop and were about driving home in the family’s Peugeot 505 wagon after the day’s business.

Chief Okonkwo and his daughter were buried on Monday, October 23, amidst tears and anger. Earlier, his late apprentice, Sunday Ezechukwu from Aguleri Otu, also in Anambra state, was buried in his country-home.

Oh my daughter, my husband!

On Wednesday, when Sunday Sun reporter visited the late Okonkwo’s compound at Mkpuke village, Umunnachi, there was pin-drop silence while forlorn faces betrayed emotions of sadness, anger and confusion.

Okonkwo’s widow, Virginia and Chinyere, Nnaemeka’s widow were crestfallen even as other members of the family were brooding over the cruel fate that befell them.

Okonkwo was buried beside his uncompleted building while the late Nnaemeka’s two kids even in their childhood innocence seemed aware that things were not okay as they refused to play around with fellow children.

Madam Virginia, after much persuasion and consolation by the reporter managed to say few words.

“Oh my daughter, oh my husband! If they were sick and hospitalized, it would have been better as I would have shared in their pains and even helped out in the hospital as a mother. But look at what has happened to me. I’m still mourning my first son, now they have done their worst by killing this two in cold blood. “We are not politicians and we are not struggling for anything with anybody. But since I voted for Goodluck Jonathan in the last presidential election, my family has been shattered. This is how we have ended up. Where do I begin from here? My beloved daughter had dreams as a student, my husband also had plans to relocate finally from the North but all the plans have been shattered.”

Revenge is for God

Okonkwo’s third son, Gozie was so bitter over the situation that he queried whether Nigeria’s unity in diversity is really true.

“If this had happened to a northerner in eastern Nigeria, the whole world would shake. But look at us, nobody is asking us how we intend to start life again. I came down here after the killing of my elder brother last year, and I’m yet to adjust in the east. My father was still planning to set up something tangible for me here before they killed him too.

“We cannot kill in revenge and I don’t think whether killing ten people can pay for my father’s life. I don’t think also that it will be out of place to say that this is a premeditated action against Ndigbo but our family is now the greatest victims.”

My life has been shattered

Perhaps the most pathetic scenario during the reporter’s visit was the encounter with Chinyere Okonkwo whose husband, Nnaemeka, was killed last year. Cuddling her baby girl delivered after her husband’s tragic death, she cut the image of a woman with high potentials if fate didn’t deal her a fatal blow. Amidst sobs, she poured out her pains.

“They have finished me. When my husband was killed, I wanted to lose hope in life. It was my husband’s family that consoled me and told me they would stand by me at least for the sake of the children. My father-in-law had been shouldering the responsibility of all of us. Now, he has been murdered too in this agonizing manner. Where do we go from here?

My husband and children all died in vain

While Madam Virginia mourned the loss of her husband and two children, her greatest pain was that according to her, they all died in vain as relevant authorities have neither asked about the bereaved family’s condition nor addressed the situation that led to the deaths.

“When my first son was killed, Governor Isa Yuguda told Igbo people in Bauchi not to relocate because according to him, any state without strangers and non-natives cannot go far in development. The fury generated by their death drew the attention of the federal government. They came from Abuja and took our pictures and records but that was the last we heard anything from the state and federal governments. The most painful thing was that they asked me to takes pictures with my murdered son as he lay inside the casket. They said it was for evidence purposes that would ensure that we are compensated. But now, nothing came out of it and today, more people have been killed again in my family.

“My children ought to be natives of Bauchi State because they were all born there but look at how we ended up. Again, how can the activities of Boko Haram remain unabated while the government keeps assuring us that they are handling the situation?

A cry for help

Despite the tragic loss by the Okonkwo family, the surviving members of the family still knows that life must continue but the problem now is how to continue with no visible means of livelihood.

Urging for assistance from the federal as well as Anambra and Bauchi state governments, the first daughter of the family, Mrs Blessing Ezemanari summarized the situation thus,

“For us, it is already bye, bye to the North. My mother just came down to the village and she has not started anything meaningful. My murdered brother’s wife is also here with us with her two children. My siblings are still seeking for admission into higher schools. We appeal to Governor Peter Obi to assist us and use his position to influence other authorities to assist us.”

SOURCE: http://sunnewsonline.com/new/national/wiped-out-by-boko-haram-they-killed-my-son-daughter-husband-widow/

I just wish GOD will wake up one day and use fire to wipe all de.............................in Nigeria.....Abeg help me fill in de Gap.........dis Bombing is becoming too much...click here to wacth video of de recent bomb 2 days after SALLAH.......... http://m.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=en&client=mv-google&v=V69b3pNECzQ Ab-Nsugbe

bigtt76: Like seriously ....does anyone still read or listen to Presidential release condemning bomb blasts in the country anytime such happens? Its becoming monotonous and meaningless. You can even predict the message word for word. What me thinks now is that the President is or has been lying on oath he swore to during inauguration which states amongst other "....to preserve the lives and properties of the citizen" and as such NASS should do the needful

What's your take here guys?

I just wish GOD will wake up one day and use fire to wipe all de.............................in Nigeria.....Abeg help me fill in de Gap.........dis Bombing is becoming too much...click here to wacth video of de recent bomb 2 days after SALLAH.......... http://m.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=en&client=mv-google&v=V69b3pNECzQ Ab-Nsugbe

rafhell: What would resulted to another bloody Sunday at the Living Faith Church in Yelwa, a suburb of Bauchi Metropolis was averted when armed soldiers who swiftly acting on proactive measures, averted another bomb explosion .

It could be recalled that on the 3rd of June 2012, a suicide bomber rammed his vehicle at the Living Faith Church and the Harvest of Field Church, killing 21 while 45 others sustained injuries.

Vanguard gathered that the incident happened at around 11 am when most churches were holding services.

It was learnt that two suspected suicide bombers on a motorcycle disguised themselves as church members escaped security checks, but luck ran out of them when they decided to change their route which prompted the suspicion of the security men to go after them.

An eyewitness told Vanguard that the two suspected bombers were riding a motorcycle. He said one of the suicide bombers who was unlucky was caught by some good Samaritans at the Yelwa Makaranta area was while the other who was carrying the explosive to the targeted churches escaped.

The eyewitness added that the bombers were forced to divert their direction because the Joint Military Task Force had alerted Church security men to placed iron barricade to prevent suicide bombers from gaining access to their church premises, a development which made the bomber to abandon his motor cycle and take to his heels for safety.

It was gathered that the bomber made confessional statements to security and people around that indicted eminent religious leaders in the state as their sponsors with a promise to give details.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/10/security-nab-suicide-bomber-in-bauchi/

Abeg make una leave am

ayox2003: Ahahahhahahahhahhhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

See man u scam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Chelsea 9 players, Man u 11 strong players!!!!!!!

Queen of England club must always be favoured!!!!!

Part of the ills of soccer again!!!!!!





Frawzey

HAHAHAHA @ ALL CHELSEA FAN....NDI OWO...I NO SAY UNA NO GO LOOSE



If u de vex cos of de match hug transformer or kill ur self to let us kw,

CY09: ...ehhhm just wana know, what type do you recommend?

carex

hassymo5: [img]http://thenationonlineng.net/new/wp-content/themes/goodnews/framework/scripts/timthumb.php?src=http://thenationonlineng.net/new/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/MTN1.jpg&h=449&w=599&zc=1[/img]

Telecom services provider, MTN has appealed for understanding from its customers and other key stakeholders as it continues its Network Modernization and swap-out exercise.

The company’s Corporate Services Executive, Mr. Wale Goodluck at a press briefing on Tuesday in Lagos said the various activities related to MTN’s Network Modernization are progressing steadily but noted that it was being affected by recent flood nationwide and insecurity.

“We regret, however, that the pace of work has been considerably challenged by the spate of insecurity coupled with the unprecedented flooding being experienced in many parts of the country,” Goodluck stated.

The network optimization exercise will affect over 4,000 base stations out of over 10, 000 across the country.

According to Goodluck “the task that we are undertaking is tantamount to building a new network. We are seeking to replicate what we achieved over a six year period in nine months”.

He explained that considerable progress has been recorded with regards to the ongoing network improvement plans adding that several swap-outs have reached very advanced stages of completion.

“The entire network modernization process is a very logistic-intensive one and the problem of insecurity has seriously affected the pace of work in some parts of the country.”

In at least 13 states, Goodluck added that flooding has created additional logistic impediments such that the pace of the ongoing network modernization efforts has slowed down.

While acknowledging that MTN’s customers have been experiencing some disruption over the last few weeks, the Corporate Service Executive said as much as possible, the company would stick to its original plan of carrying out the network procedures only at night, in order to minimize disruptions to services.

MTN’s current network modernization and swap-out exercise which began in July 2012 is expected to cover the entire country and was originally expected to span a period of nine months.

Its objectives are to considerably enhance capacity on the MTN Network and improve service quality. Under the project, which is being implemented by a combined team of MTN engineers and technical partners that include Ericsson, Huawei and ZTE, key network components are being swapped with the latest upgrades in the industry. Current power systems are also being replaced with hybrid power systems which are more environment-friendly.

http://thenationonlineng.net/new/business/flooding-insecurity-delay-mtns-network-up-grade/

Bleep mtn......to hell wit dem.....they are de worst network in nigeria

madame_bebe: Ooooo I see! Mummy needs to do something about her sons weight the boy weighs more than his dad

useles people..i wish BOMB is in dat cake

chinedum45: I love this...having opportunity to share your experience....am currently serving in Tuatua community secondary school in a village called Korokoro.
the local govt pays their light bill and for 3months now the local govt has not paid so no light.
its the only community where i have seen children prefer farm to school....i once asked them which was more important and the all chorused FARM! Saying if there is no farm then no food.....#i no fit laff#.
they are peacful and poligamous even as teens/singles.
am having fun clapping always to wade sunflies.
ow i dint mention....this ppl love dance and can dance and forget they are in a burial...burial is like a parri....dey seem to pray for one everyday..hahahahaha

lol......laugh wan kill me

vascey: Yeah they are nice... Until its election time. Just be happy that you are not there in election period.

And please be guided.

was posted to Anka in zamfara state but tak God i redeployed........

Currently serving in Abinsie, benue State........here make sense die cos of their 24 hrs electricity........to hell wit my state Anmbra state.........planning to settle here...dont say na cos of lite..lol...nija and their criticisim

Chaiii afugo m ife ebe

Dats my idea above.....i dont say people shld call me but incase u shld...dats why my number is there.....will never talk of mmoney cos am receveing my alawi every month...haba...u guys wan kill me

Lol..lmao.....una wan kill me cos i wan Help....lol....lol=))•´¨)
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(¸¸.•´(¸.•´(¸.• =)) нaнaнaнaнa....chaiiii naija people eeeeeeee.chaiiii....well i no xpect anyboday to call me but una will never kw de need...it happned to me But tank God for de guy i meet here,who helped me...no calls biko nu......abukwa m onye IGBo..........chaiiiii still laughing

cycober: I was wondering about this for a long time.

I observed that whenever it rain, wind, or thunderstorm no matter how little, there's always a blackout.

why is this so?. I had been to a tropical country where it rains and thunderstorms hard almost every single day, but in my three (3) years there, never have i seen light go out, not even in monsoon/tsunami season.

So is it that our electrical equipment can't stand up to the small rains we have here? Is there a technical reason for this? like they're trying to avoid bigger problems by switching the light off when it rains.

If so, how come no other country has blackouts except in really serious natural disasters. Can we really afford to be playing with something as important as electricity in this day and age?

den go back to were u come from

ichidodo: KADUNA,KOGI,NIGER,NASARAWA,BENUE OR ABUJA.

go for benue..its de best..dats were am serving

Tank God for everyting he has done for me during ma service yr=still serving in benue state

freecocoa: As in eh, I remember one guy I met on my trip back from Abuja, the dude was so fine, intelligent and his accent and command of the english language almost turned me on in the bus, he collected my digits but didn't call, after 3 weeks I started wishing I had collected his, after a while I forgot about him only to get a call 2 months after the trip together. Well he apologized and explained that he was out of the country that's why he didn't call. I just form vex small sha come later mellow.

den later de guy FK tirelesly...lol

tigerleggs: http://pointblanknews.com/pbn/news/jtf-kills-24-boko-haram-members-in-maiduguri/

lies..una no kill any-body..maybe na 24 civillians