₦airaland Forum

Zonefree:


That Mufasa should remove "Lion" from his moniker and add "Duck".

Y not Pussycat, instead of Duck

So that you can easily Shorten to MufasaPUSSY.

Zonefree:
Of course you're right. They always give their virginity to broke guys.

Not to Broke Guys.

But to Assertive guys or womanizers who know to fvck girls without spending much.
These guys enjoy and ravage the pussy like no man's business!

While humble and Feeble guys like MUFASALION gets Nothing but 'Aww, you are such a darling'!

Kelechi009:
You sure say na first class she come out with

That one no be First Class oh

Bro, it may be possible.

Zonefree:
@bolded.

Love her for who she is
Who the fvck is she? Mary Slessor or Margaret Thatcher?

Why should a sane man love a girl deflowered with just noodles and egg?

No sensible man should be excited spending huge finances on bride price and wedding for a girl deflowered with meat pie and Fanta.

Lolss, meatpie and Fanta..

Really, when i hear Guys using N500K upwards for a lady for marriage, i just Smh.

because very likely, the Guyman dat enjoyed her P*ssy the most, didn't spend a dime!

Ogbeni OP, Virgin lady no dey Nigeria again.

If u are waiting for a Virgin for marriage, you go grow white beards, turn to Methuselah!

Very nice that Obasanjo is supporting Peter Obi.

He will never want either of his 2 Arch-enemies (Atiku and Tinubu) to smell Aso rock!

BTW, WHERE IS HELINIUS and other APC/Buhari/Tinubu goons

Coldie:
Every young person that murders someone is now seen as a yahoo boy. I don’t understand the psychology.


Which kind yahoo boy stays in that kind of environment

What kind of Environment does a Yahoo Boy Stay

Most Broke Ass Yahoo Boys are Tempted to do this Ritual Killing.

If Your Brothers or Friends are Yahoo Boys, Better ur Sense B4 them use you!

skywalker240:
For the very first time, ill have to join my Wife and follow this bbn show.

for this feat alone, that boy has my vote.

i thought one idiot that was exiled from the country said the bbn show would swallow the OBI MOVEMENT. You just de start.

Reno Omockery is an IDIOT normally!

Only that, he deceived many Youths with his Renosnuggets, which are mostly stolen posts from Others.

I Have been saying it, Even here on NL, BBNaija cannot Stop anyone from Campaigning for Peter Obi, Getting PVC or voting for him in 2023!

It is a Tale Twisted by desperate Tinubu/Atiku supporters!

skywalker240:
For the very first time, ill have to join my Wife and follow this bbn show.

for this feat alone, that boy has my vote.

i thought one idiot that was exiled from the country said the bbn show would swallow the OBI MOVEMENT. You just de start.

skywalker240:
For the very first time, ill have to join my Wife and follow this bbn show.

for this feat alone, that boy has my vote.

i thought one idiot that was exiled from the country said the bbn show would swallow the OBI MOVEMENT. You just de start.

quote author=skywalker240 post=115178830]For the very first time, ill have to join my Wife and follow this bbn show.

for this feat alone, that boy has my vote.

i thought one idiot that was exiled from the country said the bbn show would swallow the OBI MOVEMENT. You just de start.[/quote

BBNaija Organizers only did this to 'Fulfill all righteousness'!

In their secret Board meetings, They will be smiling, jubilating and applauding the actions of the Eloswags!

Who Buhari/APC terrible, catastrophic Misrule neva tire

Even the so called Rich and Affluent are feeling the Heat of Skyrocketing food prices and Insecurity.

The Kind of Votes Peter Obi will get in 2023, he himself no go believe am!

Jmarjr:
Left to me, 3-5 yrs is too much

What if the lady is Bill Gates or Aliko Dangote's daughter?

Will dat age gap be too much?

Not for Niceness, OP.
She Left because i gave her Agbado and Cassava when she visited.
She said the thing dey give her Palaver.

Hmmm
Very soon Rice and Stew go turn Bigman Food for Nigeria.

Autobot05:
My decision to serve God and leave Igbo and drugs



Jesus is the ONLY way ❤️

Nice one..

Na wa, Today nah Today.

Seun wan give BBNaija haters serious Migrane and High BP oo.

Angelfrost:
The choking nor be here!

Lolss..

A True definition of 'Force it down their throats'...

'Must swallow the Panadol by Force'.

Lolss..

This Akwa ibom Boy dat hides his identity because pple refer to them as Ekaette and Oga Madam people!

Very Yeye Boy.

abobote:
I hate men that dye the hair pink.

I see them as gay, and I hate those creatures

How about Red like JayJay Okocha in France 98?
Or Green like Musician Zlatan..

You ok with dat?

Lolss..

Meet David
Meet Sandra
Meet MannaVultureGrills
Meet Dbull.

Nairaland wan Choke Bbnaija haters no be small.

Lalasticlala, let dis thread enter FP nah.

The Gbasgbos here is cool for some comic relief.

Johnny147147:
To vote OBIdiently

Correct, Boss.

Na wetin dey sweet Goat dey kill am.
Be enjoying ur masturbation, u hear?

Still giving some random Babes urgent 3K when i promised@the beginning of the year to be Stingy like Wizkid and Peter Obi.

It is VERY bad because ladies do NOT like the truth!
When i told my Ex that she had Big Nose, she Cried bitterly!

Some Examples.
*Pique and Shakira
*Nick Cannon and Maria Carey
*Peter Okoye and Anita Okoye
*France President Emmanuel Macron and his Wife.



FOR ME, She has to be Slim and must be a Fitness freak like Kate Henshaw.


LADIES TOO: Under what Condition can you marry a Guy 3 or 5 years Younger?

Lalasticlala

MINE IS: A Neighbour of mine, because i helped her Daughter with some Financial stuffs, started to Bill me seriously.

Borrow me N20000, Just help me clear my Debts, Buy my N5000 pams,etc..

Baba got fed up and Told her hoha 'Madam, just take it Easy. I Don't have Money to be spending Anyhow'.

Harsh but dat's one Great Decision I have taken dis 2022!

WHAT'S YOURS?

This Pharmsavi Guy shud have asked the Edo girl why her state Girls loves travelling to Italy and the boys to Libya.

The vawulence for too sweet!

Bluntguy:
When the OBIdient movement is taking the shine out of this year's BBnaija show. Most Nigerian youth are more interested in their future now than in that morally bankrupt show.

Btw, the housemates all got their PVCs. They will be out of the house before the election period. Obi is a goal.

Nice, but the likes of Reno Omokri are saying OBIdient Movement will fade in the coming weeks!

Ogbeni, SHUT UP and say what u know.

Its all about business. Seun is trying to cashout with Popular trends.

When FIFA World Cup starts in november, u will see threads on the competition

NOwazobia:
In Nigeria most people are entrepreneurs, still, most people are poor.

Blame it on inflation.
Ur profits is easily exhausted when u buy garri, rice, bread,etc