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When you are sitting alone and you hear
somebody calling your name, but you look
round and find no one, don't panic your
village people just bought a new
microphone
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Rip

Why do footballers sweat when the stadiums are filled with fans ���

I have Decided to leave my past behind me, so if I owe you money … I’m sorry… But I’ve moved on.

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You know you are ugly when a woman seated next to you on a bus with a baby crying tells the baby that, "quite, uncle will bite you "

Be careful what you say to a girl because they never forgets! �

Nigerians though

Tattoos are for Slay Queens.
Real women have stretch marks and black knees.

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Joystark:
R.I.P English

lol my bad

Let's the ranting begins

Short girls� are wife materials
Others are building � materials


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Sometimes, Strangers are the best people to talk to.They don't judge.�

Draw

Have you ever realised that a woman " I will be ready in five minutes" and a man " I will be home in five minutes" are exactly the same?�

Very nice

This act of men folding 500 notes in ladies hand after she visited him should end in 2019 �

Only a black woman will have a dream that her man is cheating then wake up and be mad at him for real.

Some kids are fatherless because their mother want to prove a point.

America wahala

If Satan starts sharing money here now, you'll see ladies calling him sweet names like: Satanico, Satboo, Satbae.

i have made so many mistakes in life but you see fighting in a place where nobody can separate us.
I won't try it��

When u set an Alarm to wake you up early in the morning. And you find yourself waking up before the Alarm. My brother just know poverty is controlling you�

descartes400:
I can relate. Like a bag of cement has been lifted off your shoulders! Even when they tend to hide their nature in the early stage of the relationship....their true nature always rear its head. What you do is ...in stealth mode....initial/instigate a false flag operation that would make her dump you....

sabi person

The greatest peace of mind is knowing that your broke and you
are not owing anyone��

Joy of being dumped by a girlfriend that loves money. You feel free you have just finished paying loan
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Abi

A cat that cares about tomorrow will never eat a pregnant rat.

blakid:
Seen one already but might loose her cos I'm not stable yet....

eyah cling to her ooo

kurlz:
What if she has a password and she tells you?

are you the one?

If she doesn't have fingerprints, a password or pattern on her phone, don't even waste time! Marry her�

Dear Ladies, that guy who's replying faster than your boyfriend, he's also replying slow to his girlfriend. Go back to your dog.

If I

Dont buy her weave for Christmas.... My brother, she had the whole year to grow her hair.