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Being single is not easy, sometimes I throw a pillow at myself and be like baby stop I'm tired �

I wonder why girls with big breasts suspects every guy that looks at them �

If you notice 2019 backwards its 9102 and if you take out the 2 and 0 you'll have 91 .it doesn't mean anything but thanks for reading.

GMbuharii:
Buh very shapy, sexxie,thick ikebe,....

bad guy

Tall girls are naturally friendly,they apologize when they go wrong,But u see those hi malt bottle ? They are very stubborn�

2020 is running fast, it's already in Saturday�.

Be sincere!

Have you done it this year?
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If you call ya mom's phone once, you are not serious because the first call was meant to locate her handbag
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Kenoxman:
LOL.... I think I will consider this when the time comes. I'v always applied it in my shoppings, never knew it applies to marriage too.

at your own peril

Nigerian girls are so unromantic, set a red candle light dinner for a Nigerian girl, she will think you are a ritualist.
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sonnie10:
Bride prize in most parts of Nigeria is just tradition. Nobody feeds or gets rich off of it.

seriously serious?

January Is The Best Time To Pay Bride Prize...Right Now Families Will Accept Anything.

jaszplus12:
Use your phone's "airplane mode" as practice!
No vex o...try, this year fit be your year to enter!

lol see savage

Low comment base on say majority of people like me never near airport before talk of entering

2017 Baby

2018 Babe

2019 Bae

2020 - ??�

Women have this hidden talent called, 'Lemme annoy him today "

Brothers take note �

Only fat girls have the right to tie wrapper,
slim girls should tie handkerchief�

For those of you that used to say nobody knows tomorrow. Anyway Tomorrow is Wednesday, tomorrow is next month, tomorrow is new month and tomorrow is new year.
stay safe happy new year
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Today is 2019
Tomorrow will be 2020
Does it mean Thursday is 2021?��

One Advantage of meeting new friends is that all your old clothes become new again.�

Real men are dark or chocolate in complexion, the fair ones are spiritual husband ;Dce

"Don't drink and drive". So should I drink and push my vehicle? ��
All these talk should end this year abeg..

When you die in the living room, is it still living room? ��

lebete3000:
He slapped her first and she returned it immediately.

The lady no dull at all. The guy sef no dull, he just met his match.

lol it is true

lebete3000:
How hin take dull na?

he suppose to slap the lady back

Anymore"

It's better to sit in the bar and think about God than sitting in the church thinking about beer. �




Lol the guy dull gaaan

Oh no what a sad news!

Today is Wednesday 25th Dec 2019 ,but if you have money it’s Christmas � �����

Don't feel too big when a guy ask you for your contact, 98% of us won't call you.
It's just our hobby.
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Trying to look cool after walking away empty handed from the ATM is very challenging