₦airaland Forum

After "jingle bell jingle bells, jingle all the way". The next verse depends on the primary school you attended
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When you die you don’t know you are dead…the pain is felt by others… The same applies when you are a fool.

To everyone I have wronged this year.
Next year same place same time.
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Gone are the days when the word "DEAR" was used by lovers. Nowadays, even the police will tell u "My Dear, u're under arrest.

Gone are the days when the word "DEAR" was used by lovers. Nowadays, even the police will tell u "My Dear, u're under arrest.

"I have come back to marry you "and that's how village girls will be chowed this December

A man can work for 10yrs with unemployed wife and still be happy, But a woman will work 5dys and the whole community will know about the unemployed husband.�

Very nice

I swear most Nigerian nurses are so rude..
They will call you by your sickness.

Oga low sperm count, where you dey Go ooo

Nobody walks faster than someone who has been given extra change at the shop.

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Men cheat before they fall in love and women cheat after they stop loving, but Nigerians cheat before, during, present and after�

All those boys who plait their hairs n put on earring, may God add menstruation for u.�

Dear Salary earner.. Be ready to face 4 months of January with one month salary... January, January lite.. January Pro and January Max.

Your mates are saying LEAVE MY OFFICE,
And you are busy saying "LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND,
let this nonsense stop this year ��

The way these people born in December are making noise over their birthdays,its like they were also visited by the 3 wise men.

Before you marry someone, first sleep with them just to make sure they don't snore. You don't want to spend the remaining evenings of your life feeling like you are in a lorry

""My wife let's increase the salary of our maid""��� this statement alone can cause divorce ����

"A foolish man always complain of his torn pocket but a wise man uses it to scratch his ball." Anonymous

Kiss her during an argument, Ladies love that, they will think they are in a movie!

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How old were you when you discovered that the 'Y' in 'Your girl' was silent?

Dreyl:
Crazy! what is she suppose to do

if you know you know

A man who raises his hand to beat a woman never raised it in class...

RIP

IT'S RAINING, YOUR HUSBAND GOES INSIDE THE ROOM..
AND U ARE STILL WATCHING TV,
MUST THEY EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO YOU?? !!

Some of you are playing the role of John the Baptist in your relationship, preparing a way for someone greater than you.�

Kendumazy:
When they are tired of hoeing as well, they begin to sell wig on Facebook. Inside life!

lol easy bro

When they are tired of being side chicks�, they start to sell handbags �� online�

Some people will come to ur inbox and ask "can I know you more?'' something they haven't said to their Lord and personal Saviour�

My bank account balance is confusing me oh. I don't know if they have changed it to a Radio frequency....
All I see is 108.5
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My brothers repeat this prayer after me

December 12 vs 1-31
No woman formed against my pocket shall prosper.

Nowadays no more family gatherings because we have inherited our parent's grudges that we know nothing about..�

Rip to the victim

paix:
Are you saying there are no rich women in Nigeria? Better still are there no women that are richer than their men?

girls are always broke when in a relationship