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Self Quarantine at home might not be bad after all. I Counted all the grains in a 2kg rice. Got 11,297 grains. Now I just opened a bag of sugar����

Where are those guys who used to say "Earn 40K weekly from home" we really need to talk �� sorry for ignoring you in the past.

The problem with Nigeria is when they say nobody should go out, everybody will go out to see if anybody went out...�����

She refused bleaching her skin for a month now, I asked her why, she said that CORONA VIRUS only kills white people

vickydevoka:
Small breast I agree. Big fore head I don't agree. Most slim gals have wahala m de always come with small breast. Though de are my specs, that is to say I have to be facing wahala all de days of my lyg

lol risk takers!

dairykidd:
I prefer stubborn to disloyal one... and u know what they say about girls with big forehead, i heard 99% of them have punna laced with bombs. So u get literally blown away all the time

lol bad guy I just de hear this one today oo

First sign of a stubborn girlfriend is small Breast and a big forehead..


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Scammers!

Some girls know you are broke, yet they will get pregnant and tell you they have Good News for you.

wicked people�

The world was good and healthy for thirty years until Liverpool decided that they want to win the EPL...����

Now that Arsenal have the coronavirus.. its the first time this season that they pose a threat to other clubs.�

My brother hustle so that when your tea is hot you will add milk and not water�✌

Football is funny. You hear a guy without even a penny to buy data saying "we bought Bruno Fernandes for $70 million"

B0rn2winxxx:
You be fool...fool when de piss for body na be u

;Derigga nwanem

When a man makes money, he feels like he wants more women; but when a woman makes more money she feels like she doesn't need a man.why?��

She invited you to her church and you are going with condoms in your pocket for what now ?

All marlians deserve award because it is not easy to be useless

If Boko Haram can be forgiven and called repented Boko Haram set, no one deserves to be in Nigeria prisons because there is no crime that is worst than terrorism.

Infiltrators

+kNo amount of make-up can ever change the face of an unhappy woman.�

+k

Today you will choose between two of us says a girl who isn't even an option

Dizzyrascal:
anytime I see your signature it always gets me....it's like a tragicomedy...

lol exactly bro

Keep forgiving him while you're looking for someone else.
Are we clear ladies??

Any lady that refused to follow u home should not follow u to restaurant cos charity begins at home...I hate rubbish

You called me, I did not answer
You are angry�
Jesus that has been calling you
Have you answered?�

Not all relationships will lead to marriage
Some will teach you patience, stress management. Some will help you discover nice restaurants�

There is nothing heavier as a condom in the pocket after she has switched off her phone then you are going back home. It feels like a bag of cement

Once we stop being friends, I will go to your timeline, unlike my likes, unlove my loves ,unwow my wow and unhahaha my hahaha.

1⃣ INTELLIGENCE is like Underwear, necessary to have but unnecessary to show.
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2⃣ DIGNITY is like VIRGINITY, once lost, it can never be regained.
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3⃣ TRUE FRIENDS are like BRA, always there to hold us in our falling days.
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4⃣ SALARY is like MENSTRUATION, they always come once every month, and disappear in 3 days.�

stevmatt15:
No wonder, they have not dealt with you I see.

lol I use gtb��