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paix:
What if she's richer?

not in Nigeria

Money makes women to be humble, once you have money she be like honey you promised to beat me today.��

Imagine getting pregnant this month and spending your December vomiting chicken and beef, My sister stay safe.�

Your boyfriend leaves his phone unlocked with you... Instead of you to quickly transfer money to your account and delete the alert, you start reading his chats with other girls and you think you have sense?

Relationship stress can make you look for a seat belt in the toilet.

Never tell your family about your relationship problems because you might forgive your partner and they won't..

Never

Sometimes you have to tell people different stories about your life so that when they talk about you they can argue

A prisoner is more free than a man who has promised a woman money.�

A pri

Divorce rate is so high because people are ready for weddings and not marriages.

Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff, So choose your prison mate carefully n sentence urself wisely to avoid prison break.�

A friend in need is a friend indeed but a friend with weed is what we need������

UnusualJhay:
This one still followed me here

welcome to nairaland, you are new here

Besides Dating A DJ, What Else Shows That A Lady Is Not Serious With Her Life??�

How can u have 10shirts�and eight of them are "ADIEU PAPA"

Are u sure your hands are clean?��‍♂
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UnusualJhay:
Please, this justice should visit UNIVERSITY OF UYO

but then, i think the ladies are loving it over here as they might protest if their Zaddy in the department of Botany gets sacked [color=#006600][/color]

who be zaddy for botany department? I thought you are in AEB

Apply for two weeks leave at your work, then lie to your girlfriend and tell her you lost your job.... just to see her true colors before the bonuses come..Thank me later

56 days to 2020 but the only thing you've saved so far
are nude pics in your gallery.My friend look for Jesus.

Real Man dont ask for nude pictures, they pay your bride price to see original copy.

Imagine!! A relationship that lacks Beating
How will the Girl Fear you if you ask her to
Sit down..

What a tragedy!!!

Nothing increases your blood pressure like a rich guy wanting your girl.�

When Nigerian Pastor say: If you have 50k! Rush out for blessing..My brother Don't rush out in hurry cos he will still reduce it to 500 naira for the same blessing.

And this is news abi?

Kiss her in front of that guy she calls besty, when the idiot coughs, grab his neck ...it's him my brother i repeat it's him. Men take this free wisdom.

Sometimes, it's your bedsheet that disturbs you in the night & not your village people or enemies. Please wash it...���

The best male contraceptive is an empty wallet.

It's almost December and your girlfriend's real boyfriend is coming back from abroad.

My Brother if you’re broke tell her you’re broke. Don’t tell her I will see what I can do. You can’t do anything.

My Brother The Only Woman That Loves You Is Your Mother. The Rest Are Money, Data, Rent And iPhone Agents���

No one drives faster like a guy who is going to drop off a lady who refused to sleep with him.