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stevmatt15:
I hope First Bank customer care officers or agents are not among the polite ones.?

lol are they not polite?

Couples hours to Valentines, The ladies are now more polite than Customer Care agents.

Innate immunity

Never give up..
If Abraham..can used one stone to kill GOLIATH... That means every thing is possible my dear.✌�

The inability to connect the charger to your phone in dark says a lot about you.

If you can't dance when you are drunk.. At least speak English or promise people jobs... Don't just waste alcohol �

My brother if a woman smiles in the middle of an argument, Run ,Just run for your life...

We eat leftovers at the weddings, burials and birthday parties. If you need us please inbox me.�

Instead of buying him gifts on Valentine’s Day, just give him the money let him pay the people he’s owing.

2shure:
Happened to me. Did 25k without going for real proof. Why. Didnt want to loose focus.

lol your own loud, mine na only 3k I waste

Some Girls will Fake Pregnancy Just To Get Abortion Money To Buy Weaves.

No flat stomach no valentine gift.

Am very disappointed by what China President said about corona virus...... Imagine that Yong pa chin shangu sho cho cheng kang yungu

charlesELIKIBA:
guy seriously? another dude said its kidney issue signs?

abeg make i read the article.

lol na joke oo, better treat yourself

Guys, if you urinate and it comes out in pair, one going left and one going right. Just know you are a potential twin father.
#scientifically proven�

How did the West manage to convince Africans that Polygamy is evil while Homosexuality is a Human RIGHT?

At 35 our graduates are considered too old
For jobs. But at 75 our leaders are contesting for political post.
What a nation �

Sometimes it's good to visit your wife's workplace to see if your kids don't look like her colleagues.�

Your girlfriend could act so obsessed with you and still cheat on you, this gender is talented.

How can a person with big forehead says"I have no idea""

That RAM is for nothing

Only ladies with flat tummy will be taken out for valentines. The rest go for Deworming.

Lazy men call the rich men ritualists, While unlucky ladies call the lucky ones prostitutes. Never mistake knowledge for wisdom.

Did you know that alcohol has female hormones,if you drink it you talk too much&you don't know how to drive

Sometimes life is Like a Spoon. I don't know what I mean by this But I just feel like a motivational speaker

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Sometimes life is Like a Spoon. I don't know what I mean by this But I just feel like a motivational speaker

When he introduce you to his family and you hear voices in the kitchen saying " did you see her forehead "?�

Dear drivers,pls when you get to bumps, pls slow down � most of the ladies are tired of returning their breast into bra�

You are traveling to fornicate and you are praying for journey mercies. Nothing angel Michael no go see for prayer department..��‍♂

Never consider marrying her because she's got a big ass. Remember the largest button on the computer keyboard is the one that writes nothing.

Yuo konw waht is Rael Reltionship?
I m gving yuo an exmpl : Jsut c tihs msg. Evrey splleing of tihs msg is wrnog. Bt sitll yuo can raed it wihtuot ayn mistake. if u wnat true Raleti0nship; jsut ignoer mistaeks of others.. and understand them...!!
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If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

#Fallacy�

Nose ring, navel ring, waist chain, clit ring... now the bank door has refused to open for you

Iron lady
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.Sometimes a breakup is actually a breakthrough.�