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Tabh:
Nigerian guys,una see una lives?
Act responsibly you will not listen.
Annoying lots.

My friend, be quiet. You no fit love your people

Let her tell us what Naija guys have done to her...

BH a Moslem brotherhood are the ones fighting everyone. I wish you had for once condemn these people. But you never did. While they were bombing and frustrating Gejs effort, what did you do?

We've heard Gej this, Gej that please proffer solutions to Nigeria's problems. Are we always going to look for someone to blame ?

What the op said is true but in reality, I can't be looking out for all these signs. When i notice the convo is going smoothly, I proceed.

mcyemite:
This is a real life story of a friend, shes desperate and needs mature advice.


I am engaged to be married by Christmas. My relationship is 8 months old and all has been rosy and perfect but there is an issue that does not seem right.

Ever since our relationship became sexual, I found out that my man is obsessed with blow jobs. I thought it was an occasional thing but he keeps insisting on getting one before we make love.

I spent last weekend in his house and I decided to confront him when he started insisting that I must blow him again on Saturday morning before we make love. We came home around 2am from a night out in town and I was tipsy and tired. I told him that I was too down to blow him but that he can make love if he so wishes. He simply rolled over and slept off. When I asked him in the morning why he acted that way, he confessed to me that he can’t have an erection if he is not sucked. I thought it was a joke, I calmed him down and tried to dissuade him from that mindset. I decided to prove him wrong.

I did a strip tease, I wore a sexy cloth, I even downloaded porn which  we watched together yet no show. He told me again that he knows himself better that I should suck him and watch his erection come around. so I did and as a matter of fact it worked immediately. I don’t understand the whole thing. Please is this what I will cope with all my life? I love him but sucking dick for ever is not what I bargained for.

Pls serious advice is needed maybe she should go on or switch grounds..

This one serious oh. I'm sure he has been banging olosho well well. He must have picked up the habit somewhere and it doesn't want to let go.
But do you like bj? On the other hand, ask him to give yiu yours too

UnknownT:
it happened since Friday and they are reporting it today? I guess there are many of such attacks that were not reported. God help them over there

My friend look at the date. You did not even both to open the link to find out for yourself. You don't have to lie or live in denial. Vanguard is reporting what is happening.

Emmafrancis:
No more GEJ to blame again. Oya baba and the APC clan work your magic. A Government built on lies and propaganda.
I see GEJ sipping his correct palmwine while reading newspaper, and mama peace cook fresh fish peppersoup.

Noooo.. They are still blaming Gej.

O boy, to go back school dey hungry me. We still dey behind far far..

Everything has to do with a good game or at least most of the times.
Guys like David Beckham, Idris Elba are good looking and babes are always flocking arou d them. Their do called handsomeness is does not drive chicks away. I guess it's the kind of babes that come their way.
But it's not all about good looks though. When you are doing very well and making good money, you'll be valued more.

heykims:
Nigeria a country where everything is upside down, hospitals go on strike intermittently.
BTW, there's something called basic life support which everybody should be able to do, a cardiopulmonary resuscitation, CPR could have preserved his life at least till they reached the hospital..

RIP Lawal..

Abi ? This should have been part of their training . Field workers should be safety conscious.

tensazangetsu:
so what of other highly ranked schools or are you implying only the UK has standard quality education.

Of course not. The point is that those lowly rated schools in the US or UK or probably most Westn nations have standard of education compared to ours.

helpee:
hehehe! At this rate, the APC will lead the worst govt since independence. This govt has no clue at all.They only rely on propaganda to rule this country. what are we supposed to do with the so called shocking revelation? if you have shocking information, why give it to powerless people like us? Release the information to security agents, prosecute whoever is guilty and let us move this country forward pls. As at today, there is nothing that can be more shocking than what sanusi told us...20 billion dollars missing and till date, buhari is yet to prosecute or arrest anybody despite assuming office weeks ago. we dont need more propaganda pls, ACTION FOR ONCE. You have won the election with propaganda, you cant continue to govern with propaganda

Well said. If Buhari wants to prosecute, let him do so. APC folks are still speaking like an opposition party. They are yet to realize that they are in power.

tensazangetsu:
This same UK that nigerians are dying to school in funny enough they end up going to rubbish lowly ranked schools there. They don't even go to Oxford or cambridge na all those rubbish lindaikeji schools abeg make una come see o.

Lol.... . But getting to Oxford, Cambridge and co aint easy. The fees you'll pay is one thing and their requirements are high. But when you consider the ratings of our schools at home to those lindaikeji schools in Uk that u talk about, they are still way higher.
Compare the facilities in Lautech for instance to a college of education (not university oh) in UK, you'll be shocked.

free2ryhme:
International students pay 3X what home students pay. It is already very difficult to remain in the UK legally after studying in the UK. Well i am sure other countries and their Universities would not mind taking the revenue international student tuition brings, because i doubt anyone would want to pay all that only to be kicked out as soon as he/she finishes.

Uk is getting leaner and meaner.... . At least Canada and US is another good option.

refreshrate:
You see it's this kind of be careful thing that gave her the courage to try what she did ah swear. Believe me if you call lawyer enter the matter sue the company join for reckless endangerment, for not only exposing but also making such an animal your direct report.
The argument would be they should have carried out a psych evaluation to see if she was suitable for such a position. If dem make mistake allow the thing reach court get like one or two press men (no be you go dis o ask one of your guys so it doesn't start to look as if you're trying to deal with the company directly) they will call you to settle out of court.
Victimisation sha? after dem don sabi say you no dey slack for dealing with them. it won't happen oga.
Do it I swear. meanwhile I get share for the settlement o.

You fit even tie bandage for neck go work tomorrow. if anybody ask no fail to make dem no say na after madam slap you that night your neck begin pain you.

Guy if dull for these tips don't ever post anything on NL again in your life!

Lol. E never happen to me before oh.
Adenuga dey slap him staffs any how and dem never sue am up till now.
I agree with you. Sometimes you just have to take the risk.

Excuzeme:
Okay, so it not Jonathan's GAS we are to blame now?
It is tide of rainy season!

These Eediots really need some sense, walahi!
Just jumping from Pillar to Post, ...............simply because of HATE!

Ode....when professionals speak, listen and learn. Admit that you don't know everything.

londonrivals:
http://www.metronaija.com/2015/07/list-of-nigerian-ambassadors-sacked-by.html

So who has he put in their place ?

Freemanan:

THESE GUYS ARE SO WACK AND NOTHING SOPHISTICATED ABOUT THEIR TECHNIQUES..



I WONDER WHAT'S TAKING OUR INTELLIGENCE AND MILITARY LONG... MAKES ONE BELIEVE THAT THIS IS MORE THAN WHAT THE NEWS READS... PITY...

You can say that again.

refreshrate:
Guy get a lawyer to take her to court copy HR.
Get settlement out of court, slapping back no go put money for your account.

Today is sunday, get the lawyer now. Make him begin the process. Tomorrow just act calmly as if nothing happen then wait for when letter go come from court.
Her monthly flow will start again only this time from her nose
If you hit her back ahswear you will appear in the newspapers you dont know how women know how to exaggerate issues, besides if you go slap am she fall, do you know her present state of health?
that time you go sabi sey no be everybody wey dey kirikiri plan to go there.

If you do take my advice please allow me come and watch just to see the reaction on her face after the mail is dropped, ahbeg.

Lol.....that got me laughing. But on the other hand, I believe you should be careful when hiring a lawyer cos it could backfire. You could be victimised at the end of the day.

Benedict44:
Good evening all...
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...I dont know the correct but i believe that you all can understand it ...
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A friend of mine called me this evening and was telling me how her boss slaped her yesterday at work just because he came to work late and another thing is that he could nt finish the work her boss gave him the previous day and the boss invited him to her office and after a small argument , she slapped him and walked him out of her office .....
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..Now he is planing to go back to her office on money and return the slap to her . His reason being that the boss is not the owner of the company that she is just the head of their department ....
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....He is very angry now and he is a high tempered person . And worst is that her boss is in the same age bracket with him....
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..Please what do you think i should tell him ...
....And is it good for a boss to slap a worker and if it is good , to what criteria....Thanks ...
....NOTE : Is company work ...
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MATURED ADVICE NEEDED ...

Is this your friend a he or her ?
It's not proper to slap an employee or receive a slap from a boss. But the way Nigeria is, whete there's no proper structure anything goes. I'll advise your friend to endure it but if he can't endure look for a way to slap her back .

Fellywood:
If you seat down to really think, you should have known that like God hardened Pharaoh's heart, He also did to buhari by making not appoint his team so that all He did through President Goodluck will not be ascribed to buhari. EVERYTHING YOU SEE TODAY IS FROM THE LAST GOVT....GEJ'S GOVT

Yeah, especially in the area of power. You should give Gej credit for power but Buhari credit for BH.

YoursGEJ:
DID YOU NOTICE THIS AMAZING SCENARIO?

Without Power minister:
- Electricity supply has greatly improved

Without Petroleum minister:
- refineries are almost fully revamped, to commence production within a month.

- Disappearance of fuel queues without oil marketers holding country to ransom.

- Stoppage of phantom fuel subsidy payments to the cabal, & reducing it from over N5b to N1.8b per day.

Without Finance minister:
- External reserves increased by $3b in a month.
- Bailout to states to clear 8 months salary arrears.
- Closure of all secret govt accounts.
- Maintenance of a single Federation Account for all FG revenues.

Without External Affairs minister:
- Secured multilateral cooperation of all neighbouring countries for a MJTF against Boko Haram.

- G7 cooperation and support in fight against insurgents.

Without Commerce & Trade minister:

- Concluded package to revamp local industries.
-Again a marching order for the resuscitation of our dead Textile Industries was given.

All in barely a month!

l'm delighted about the prospect, when PMB would have touched all sectors of our national life.

...A NEW SHERIFF IS IN TOWN!...

● Former Imo State Governor Ohakim granted N270million bail for N270million fraud as in return the EXACT money you stole shikena!

● Lamido Ex Nig. Foreign minister and Ex-Jigawa Gov. and sons remanded in Prison

● Ex-Adamawa Gov. Nyako and son remanded in Prison

● Companies linked to Nnamani Ex-Enugu Gov. Loose assets to FG

And so on and so forth. Ah Ah PMB, na only you waka come?

The days of "Goat-Eat-Yam-And-Go-Free" are over! Watch out for more... ‪#‎Change‬ is really here!

~Jack Obinyan-Buhari 09/07/2015

The issue of power is false.
Usually when ever we are in raining season, the tide increases and as a result, we have more light since we use hydroelectricity. Let us wait till December proper. On the other hand, we've not had light in our place.

OCTAVO:
That's exactly my point. More of the reason why they had to deploy soldiers without Northern affiliation to battle field.

Gej was employing the services of Executive Outcome because of sabotage. People were cursing and swearing at him. But you can see that the Aboki soldiers are part of the problem.

And after these soldiers have laid down their lives, someone is contemplating amnesty..

chesterlee:
At this Rate......





Buhari is closing in on becoming the WORST PRESIDENT EVER!!!!!!!!!!"

I hope it doesn't get to that point. When he gave that prophecy, I'm sure people were calling him Tanoid.

stalyon:
now a church is hit, don't u wonder why Christians don't go out to burn mosques? but the last time a mosque was hit, two churches were burnt. so which religion is truly peaceful? food for thought now a church is hit, don't u wonder why Christians don't go out to burn mosques? but the last time a mosque was hit, two churches were burnt. so which religion is truly peaceful? food for thought

Mosques wete not bombed by Christians. QED.

Horlufemi:
Dear Buhari this is the reason I voted out Jona. Red Card is waiting for you. Disable BH or be ready to be impeached.

Really ? I tot it was because of kworruption....

Prostitution na profession ? . I see am as hustling. Who go wan marry prostitute or even stripper ?