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Suck olosho boobs . Nadah....

itsMrIke:
The fact that it is 7in long doesn't mean it is think enough!!! 7in long pencil will do nothing for a woman!!! So pele

Hahahahaaa. Pencil oh. Who knows wedaa na drill pipe cause thehole sef

Don't joke with pastors abi ? But pastors can abuse and bully their members.

BMB, Nigerians are not being unrealistic. Did you ever listen to the campaign promises by Buhari and Apc ? Didn't they know they were not magicians when they made so many outrageous promisesa?
Buhari and Apc are reaping what they sowed. They never gave Gej credit. Nothing Gej did was ever right. They called him clueless and all sorts of names. It is expected that Buhari should get sqme treatment.
Apc and co politicized BH. Have you 4gotten the bbog campaigners ? Are they not quiet now ?

jmoore:
Wise girl.

Mumu boy.
Was sex part of the terms and conditions?
Did she force you to take her to Dubai? Foolish boy!!

How is the girl wise ?
Hahaha. So you think sex was not part of the terms and condition ? If the lady thought so, then she must be naive. If a guy can spend so much on a girl he likes, then most likely he wants something in return. If not why shouldn't he spend same amount on a guy.
But the guy is silly all the same. He should have tasted the package if he had wanted to before going all the way to Dubai to find out. A smart guy wouldn't invest so much if he's not sure of the outcome.

plainmirror:
To all those aphrodisiac patrons, sex is skills and not muscles.

Not when you only last for 1 minute

emaculate99:
while rehearsing this night, our oga at the top stroll over to join us with the rehearsal. startled! one of us was and she gave an alarm about it. running and startled, all of us were but its power of startling people was soon overcome by the powers of superior master. check out the picture of the startling thing... how long and big it was.

Why don't you people appreciate wild life ? If the snake strays away from its abode, gently lead it back to where it came out from. When people invade wild life territory, there's bound to be conflict.

shammah1:
What's the difference? hypocrite

At least he has admitted that his sai baba is confused. He's better than the others APCoid.

Gurgle:
yess

beard, long hair and earring

What about the beards below

prettyJoy22:
Well kept beards look good,but am not really crazy abt guyz with beards ,just look good

Which beards are u talking about ? The one onthe face or down below

Largeese:
so whats that picture supposed to mean?

It means a man's asss is not designed for penetration but a woman's pussy

RickyTan:
After 16 years of PDP the result were clear. PDP woefully failed Nigerians. FAKE arguments and FAKE outrage will not hide PDP's complete failure.

Now Baba failing us? You cannot say that in one month if you are a fair person. It is an emotional response for you. You are seeing failure because you do not like PMB. After 12 months at least then we all can more fairly judge him.

Way too soon to jump to say that he is failing or succeeding.

First and foremost, I'm not a fan of pdp. Secondly, the fact that pdp didn't do well doesn't mean apc should do poorly.
If you should be sincere with yourself you will not absolve Buhari and apc of any blame. They should be ready to take responsibility of whatever happens under their watch. That's what leadership is all about.
We are judging Buhari based on the promises made. One of them is that he will end Bh under a month but the reverse is the case. I may be emotional cos I'm human and I don't like what's happening . The presidency needs constructive criticism.

RickyTan:
The Naija that your PDP handed over to Baba was a complete mess. Unpaid salaries, more corrupt, more bankrupt, infested with terrorism and kidnapping on and on. It will naturally take time for Baba to clean up your PDP mess that took your PDP 16 years to create.

You have NO CASE so You pass off fake arguments like no appointments, West Germany and other irrelevant rubbish. PDP is synonymous with waste and corruption. PDP ruined Naija for 16 years but you want magic in 1 month. Pls park well.

I commend PDP for one thing though- Knowing when to quit.

If Baba will take time to clean up the mess, does that mean more people should die.
Why are things getting worse ? I'm sure you agree with me that things are getting worse. At least if he's doing something positive, we would have seen it.
Buhari is failing us, thats the truth. Don't tell us that Nigeria doesn't deserve something better even if pdp was bad.

oluwaahmed:
9ja is in deep sheet. We shdnt av allowed dis war reach d extent of suicide bombin. It's rily a difficult situation 2 deal wit irrespective of which govt is in Aso rock. D truth is even if [b]GEJ was in power dis attacks wld [/b]av still continued. We need 2 use d Pakistan tactics in dealin wit dis. Dis is not an army war dis is an intelligence war. Our intelligence outfit hav failed us gruesomely. Our agencies need 2 find out quickly wer dis bombs are bein made & burst dem immediately. Agents shd be planted inside remote communities wer BH operate. He'll d agents can even be conscripted by BH(since dem dey force pple 2 join dem). We nid 2 stop playin politics in d DSS, NIA & MIA, any1 older dan 10yrs in dis sectors shd be retired. D floor shd be open 2 ngrns willin 2 risk deir lives 4 deir country, instead of political recruitment. I mean sme1 who entrd d DSS wit d idea of bcomin rich will definitely be ineffective as an operative.
E don be 4 9ja rily. Even d SAS found it very difficult dealin wit dese suicide bombers in Pakistan. Or is it d US dat wer constantly losin men 2 suicide bombin & IED's in Irag? Any sane country will know dat a threat shd be eliminated b4 dey bcom powerful enuff 2 recruit & start suicide bombin. BH has changed strategy, dey'll use suicide bombin 2 put panick & fear in officers of d ngr army, b4 dey start deir offensives. Dey'll most likely employ d ISIS strategy of car bombs in deir nxt attack, more series of suicide bombin dis time targeted @ security personnel b4 dey eventually conquer cities like ISIS did. Is only a matter of time b4 pple start joinin dem willingly.

I like your analysis. This is asymmetric warfare which is very difficult to deal with. But the problem I have with many Nigerians is that, is it now they are knowing this ?
When these things were happening in the previous administration, people were shouting that the administration is clueless. People were saying let Sai Buhari come in and end BH under 2 weeks. People voted en mass for him because of this propaganda. Where is that thick lips Oby ? She's quiet now abi? We have allowed hatred to be cloud our thinking. I waw even thinking that US will even help Naija to fight BH but what have they done ? We were given $5m.
I wish Buhari had continued from where Gej stopped and improve on it. At least Gej used foreign mercenaries which was yielding positive results. Why didn't Buhari continue from there ? We've not even recorded any casualty against BH. Is Buhari serious at all. He's failing us. He needs to sit up and give us security. One of the reasons he ws voted in was to give us security and not excuses...

oluwaahmed:
9ja is in deep sheet. We shdnt av allowed dis war reach d extent of suicide bombin. It's rily a difficult situation 2 deal wit irrespective of which govt is in Aso rock. D truth is even if [b]GEJ was in power dis attacks wld [/b]av still continued. We need 2 use d Pakistan tactics in dealin wit dis. Dis is not an army war dis is an intelligence war. Our intelligence outfit hav failed us gruesomely. Our agencies need 2 find out quickly wer dis bombs are bein made & burst dem immediately. Agents shd be planted inside remote communities wer BH operate. He'll d agents can even be conscripted by BH(since dem dey force pple 2 join dem). We nid 2 stop playin politics in d DSS, NIA & MIA, any1 older dan 10yrs in dis sectors shd be retired. D floor shd be open 2 ngrns willin 2 risk deir lives 4 deir country, instead of political recruitment. I mean sme1 who entrd d DSS wit d idea of bcomin rich will definitely be ineffective as an operative.
E don be 4 9ja rily. Even d SAS found it very difficult dealin wit dese suicide bombers in Pakistan. Or is it d US dat wer constantly losin men 2 suicide bombin & IED's in Irag? Any sane country will know dat a threat shd be eliminated b4 dey bcom powerful enuff 2 recruit & start suicide bombin. BH has changed strategy, dey'll use suicide bombin 2 put panick & fear in officers of d ngr army, b4 dey start deir offensives. Dey'll most likely employ d ISIS strategy of car bombs in deir nxt attack, more series of suicide bombin dis time targeted @ security personnel b4 dey eventually conquer cities like ISIS did. Is only a matter of time b4 pple start joinin dem willingly.

I like your analysis. This is asymmetric warfare which is very difficult to deal with. But the problem I have with many Nigerians is that, is it now they are knowing this ?
When these things were happening in the previous administration, people were shouting that the administration is clueless. People were saying let Sai Buhari come in and end BH under 2 weeks. People voted en mass for him because of this propaganda. Where is that thick lips Oby ? She's quiet now abi? We have allowed hatred to be cloud our thinking. I waw even thinking that US will even help Naija to fight BH but what have they done ? We were given $5m.
I wish Buhari had continued from where Gej stopped and improve on it. At least Gej used foreign mercenaries which was yielding positive results. Why didn't Buhari continue from there ? We've not even recorded any casualty against BH. Is Buhari serious at all. He's failing us. He needs to sit up and give us security. One of the reasons he ws voted in was to give us security and not excuses.

ZITRAN:
Are you comparing Guantanamo prisoners to this ones

No, not that. I mean his anachronistic thinking.

adioolayi:
The pilot is high on wet weed or sleeping on duty...either case, he should be sanctioned

We just can't blame the pilots. What about those in the control tower ? Secondly, the airport was not properly illuminated.

hansad:
But PMB is creating more tasks - more possible war fronts - for Nigeria Army, as he relocates Boko Haram prisoners from areas where Boko Haram operates to areas where Boko Haram does not operate.

Did Buhari seek the opinion of Nigeria Army officers before he started to relocate the prisoners?

Imagine a US president relocating Guantanamo prisoners to low security prisons in crowded US towns.

You can see how clueless he is He thinks we are in the 80s

MusaIbrahim1:
Where is El Rufai is all this?

No,..he's waiting to blame Gej.

This man is not sincere. Gej carried out a lot of projects in the North compared to other parts of the country.
As for BH, you guys know more about it. You people did not help matters at all. Any military action taken against Bh, you guys shout. Have you 4 gotten that your Buhari said that a war against Bh is war against the North.

ahsekeena:
Abeg,if u wan lie,lie weh weh.


So no girl here has done real seduction before? As in?

Share your experience.

Interesting. Where are the ladies ?

lasstropinky:
Time will not permit me to write an intro....

1. VOICE: Wonder Why the brothers in your fellowship is dieing on top that sister in the choir?It's her voice.Sure you don't wanna have a boyfriend whose voice sounds like a depressed tanker.Guys seems to care less about your voice Why girls care more about your voice especially if your voice sounds girlish...they call it "nice voice".

2. DRESSING: The way you dress they say determine how you are addressed.If you dress like a LovePeddler you attract a LovePeddler Like you...you dress moderately you attract sensible and serious minded people.You wear a 60cm width trouser you might remain single forever.

3. LOOK: No need to say much about this cause it is a matter of common knowledge before a Lady say "Hi" to you on her own...she must have like your appearance and vice versa.Look entails and contain your figure,stature and of course beauty.

4. PERSONALITY: In terms of elements that define the quantity and quality of your entity personality is what seal the deal.It entails what makes you you.

5. ACHIEVEMENTS: On campus,companies and associations successful people tend to have more people of opposite flocking to them.

What in you easily get the opposite sex attracted to you? mine is "Voice and Personality"

It should be 5 things that attract women to men

Sile12:
2. Jing leed (Grasshoppers), Thailand/Africa.

So, yes, this is a big old grasshopper seasoned with salt, pepper power and chilli and fried in a big wok. Tastes a little like hollow popcorn skin… except a little juice squirts out when you bite into it… nice.

This is more manageable than the raw sea meat.
Something similar to this is eaten in the North.

oloriooko:
I believe in PMB
This is the time we must ask our leaders to revisit their campaign promises as we are fed up with excuses.

In barely 30 days of governance, we have recorded well over 500 casualties not counting the wounded.

PMB cannot sit in Aso rock expecting us to be patient with him cuz he assured us of our security when we voted him now we are losing our people by the same BH GEJ almost extinguished although at thel dying minute of his regime.

PMB must take a drastic step to counter these daily rampage killing by BH and stop making appointments instead of fighting for our security. Relocating military control center to Borno is not helping at all

God bless Nigeria, God bless PMB

Well, the Sai baba chanters will have something to say.
I'm fed up hearing people say we should give buhari more time cos he was just elected. Is Bh giving us time ?
Basket Mouth once said that he can't wait for Buhari to come into power. I wonder what BM will say now.

BraniacX:
1diot like you opening your maggot infested buccal cavity to spill your gob here!!! was it these SATANoids that bombed the church? When GEJ was in power and you heard stories like this, did you clap for him and ask for understanding? So now that PMB is in power you want us to act differently abi forgetting that same then as it is now, human beings like you and I are paying the cost with their lives abi? If a president's cluelessness was responsible for the loss in lives back then, why should that explanation be unacceptable now??

Fvcking hypocrites!!!

I weak for the guy. These people love to live a lie, they love double standards.
If this happens under Gej, he is clueless but if it happens under Gmb, then you need to understand him. This sort of mindset won't help us.

muhyeenisce:
SaTANiods just like to hear bomb blast just to throw shade at PMB administration...they dnt mind the lives that are wasting... Awon onii ranu

It's very shameful of you to say such. Can't you offer constructive criticism ? Do you like what is happening at the moment ? Pls have a change in mind.

Wale112:
According to latest research 2days ago, Naija women prefer we Ghana men.

Because:

Ghana is the real giant of Africa.

no offense.

Discuss

Op is it because Damilola is married to Chris Attoh ?

If Buhari can successfully probe their practices, then he would have achieved something.

What I heard is that Keshi applied for Cote d'voire job through his proxy.

Theophinio:
Bro how effectively can you do so
Is it by looking away when her eyes meet yours, or maintain the gaze

Lol. E don tey wry I write this post . But ifvyou gat sexy eyes, it helps.

soe:
Maybe he got security reports implicating Mr Mani.

Although Mani has been the one guarding him for a long time now, but who knows, Mani might have been a sponsored agent...no wonder the BH close attack last year.

I know Gen. Dambazzau is just observing everybody one by one...we are getting there.

I don't get something. Are u saying this was the same CSO when gmb was attacked by bh last year? My thought is that this guy works with the presidency and that time gmb wasn't the president.