₦airaland Forum

Blackchampion:
[s][/s] TRASH

It would be good if you could help him buy one.

Some people are so infatuated with Gej..... In fact, he need divine intervention.

Good points.

This is so bad. Ladies should alway be careful when giving into sexual demands.
Whatever you give can not take it back. Receipt is not issued when carrying out tbe transaction.

juliustip:
Is she actually a prostitute and known for such?

If No, then you just committed a defamatory offense punishable under the law. And you'll have your lawyer who adviced you quit the case to thank.

If Yes, then the question will be how did the whole thing start? Someone can't walk up to you from no where and start abusing you for no reason.
Kindly complete your story when next you share.

Could be that he wss at yhe wrong place at the wrong time.

sleekman:
This is to bring to your attention the latest extortion and defrauding techniques employed by ladies of low virtue and the police. I recently fell to one of such ladies. She attacked me and went to report at the police station. They cooked up lies and fabricated all manner of charges. The lady claimed I beat her up and stole her gold chain.

Now its especially worse when you have witnesses and no one wants to turn up to bear witness as to what happened. I had to pay her N150,000 on the advice of my lawyer. He advised that going to court will be expensive. N150,000 will be his professional fee to represent me in court. Bail is N120k and I'll need a surety with tax clearance. If I can't produce one then I'll need to hire a professional surety at a cost of N30-50k and then the time wasted.

So I want to advice and inform everyone that the police have a pact with prostitutes to bring them business. If a lady attacks you in broad day light then immediately report to the nearest police station and claim that you had property worth millions or thousands. In so doing you have destroyed her game plan and that of the police. Please share any experience similar to this you might have so that we can all learn from it.

Chai....so sad. It's funny when it happens to others but painful when you are a victim.
There's an appropriate thread for you to post your experience. The thread is opened by Redbenson under sexuality session. .

I know of a guy who suffered similar fate. There was this girl he had been banging(he used to live with his brother then) for a while. The girl was forming love. This my guy didn't want to tell anyone qbout his affair with her. Even when I meet him, he'll give me one vague excuse and zoom off. About one week later he came to me and said, "John (not my real name) do you know that this babe has raided me ?
I said, "how manage?" He said, "one day we went out together to see someone. When we both sat down together and started gisting she suddenly stood up and asked me to lend her my phone that she wants to make a call."
So my guy gave her his brand new phone. Oh, I forgot to tell you that she was also with his digital camera that they both used for snapping. So this girl/olosho had his camera and phone while my guy was busy gisting. So he waited for 5 minutes, then 10, then 15 minutes and she wasn't back. So he decided to go back home and low and bellow, the door was already opened.
He went to the rooms and what he saw or did not see almost made him faint. Laptops were taken, some Italian shoes for sale and some cash. He didn't know where to start from. He later came to me to ask whether I've seen that girl anywhere.
He asked a few people that saw them together. They really did not recognize her. He went to the police but after calling her number, she cut the call and destroyed the sim. Na so e happen. So make guys just dey careful.

Emekamex:
-> In GEJ's, they were violent; hence the throwing of chairs and being blocked by the police.
->In Buhari's, they are calmer and more organized.

I don't know the reason for the change of attitude.

Your guess is as good as mine.

Make I marry for 1 week and my wife dey give me excuse, she go go her papa house

Hahahahaaa..... her husband don enter one chance.

itzduke:
Does it make sense?

The guy try...

pretydiva:
Dats a statue wearing nysc outfit. Buh d guy is huge..chaii

I can see you are triping for him

Chiquitaa:
as a tall girl i cant date nir marry him

Abi no be you wan marry tall, and handsome man again

Bad homie.

flozybk:
even d blind will know dat dis sumtin fishy, wike is adding more problems to himself. Tribunal is waiting for him, dis is getting interesting by d day...WAITING

Everything followed due process.

benjaminiyke:
Very nice Observations...I love my girlfriend so much but she's too materialistic;I send her 10k to 5k every month for reasons I can't fathom,am unemployed and the only thing I have now are my savings but she won't understand,she wants to wear nice clothes,shoes and expensive hairs. As long as I meet her demands she's happy but as soon as I tell her I don't have money to send,she begins to feel I don't love her. Recently I told her about my plan to travel abroad for my PHD program and she was very excited, she even promised to marry me immediately i come back to Nigeria,but unfortunately things didn't go according to plan and I had to delay my plans for the foreseeable future,when I told her about my decision She felt bad and told me she doesn't know if we will still marry based on my decision not to travel abroad because i promise her an Iphone 6 as soon as I get there. She treats me well and respects me but how can I deal with these are materialistic attitude? Your advice is most appreciated. Thanks

When I read IPhone 6 I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Seriously.
You don't need a genie to tell you to dump her. Do so ASAP. As for all the money you spent, I hope you have received the equivalent from her

joseph1832:
Its all a matter of opinion brother and last I checked, "our opinions are not established facts".

Is it today Boko Haram have been killing people? I wonder why many of you kept mute when GEJ was in Aso Rock only for you to start shouting A B C when PMB took over.

Now Mr man, tell me, during the six years of GEJ, compare the casualty to that of what he have today? At least, Boko Haram haven't launched an all out guerilla warfare. All they do is just suicide bombings and sporadic shooting.

So please Mr man, I ask how can Buhari fight suicide bombers when they don't carry "I am a suicide bomber" written on their foreheads.

I believe a genius like you forgot that months and years can measured in weeks also?

We are not comparing Gej and Buhari. If you call Gej a failure, is it an excuse for Buhari to fail? That's my point. We Nigerians have learnt how to settle for mediocrity.
If BH continues with this rate of killing, in 4 years time, they would have killed 14,000 people.

But the bolded statement makes me laugh. So Buhari has no idea on how to fight suicide bombers . So if BH continues this way, then you can't blame Buhari. Smh. As if during Gejs time there were no suicide bombers.

joseph1832:
In just less than 50 days this man is yapping crap. I wonder where he was when Boko Haram was using our military men as target practice and kidnapped those girls in Chibok.

Surely I now believe Ike Ekweremadu needs immediate brain surgery!. .

But are his statements lies ?
Has Boko Haram not increased in tempo ?
Are you not bothered that within less than 50 days over 500 people have been killed so far ?
Boko Haram is yet to register a single casualty. When people point out the truth, you start shouting pdp.
Nigerians are dying and you guys are playing politics.

But what is wrong if Buhari exceeds Gej. Was that not why he was elected ? It's so funny that you keep comparing
Gej to Buhari or vise versa. Buhari should learn fast that he's no longer in the opposition.

dustmalik:
So, when they failed to successfully bug Aso villa, this is what they have resorted to.
Buhari was right to have conducted a good sweep of Aso villa.
Jonathan has a hand in this, no doubt. I hope someone alerts Buhari of this development. He needs to take action against this.

If bugs were planted in Aso Rock, I trust Apc, they will not keep quiet.

ZianaJordana:
[b]Steatopygia (/stiːˌætɵˈpɪdʒiə/; from the Greek στέαρ stéar, "tallow" and πυγή pugḗ, "rump" ) is a high degree of fat accumulation in and around the buttocks. The deposit of fat is not confined to the gluteal regions, but extends to the outside and front of the thighs, forming a thick layer reaching sometimes to the knee. It often is accompanied by the formation known as elongated labia (labia minora that may extend as much as four inches beyond the outer reaches of the vulva).
Steatopygia is a genetic characteristic of the Khoisan and some Bantu peoples. It is especially prevalent in women, but also occurs to a lesser degree in men. In most populations of Homo sapiens, females are more likely than their male counterparts to accumulate adipose tissue in the buttock region. It has also been observed among the Pygmies of Central Africa and the Onge tribe of the Andaman Islands. Among the Khoisan, it is regarded as a sign of beauty. It begins in infancy and is fully developed by the time of the first pregnancy.

Steatopygia would seem to have been a characteristic of a population that once extended from the Gulf of Aden to the Cape of Good Hope, of which Khoisan and Pygmies are remnants. While the Khoisan are most noticeable examples, it occurs in other parts of Africa, and occurs even more frequently among male Basters than among Khoikhoi women.[citation needed] It also is observed among Andamanese Negrito women.

It has been suggested that this feature was once more widespread. Paleolithic Venus figurines, sometimes referred to as "steatopygian Venus" figures, discovered from Europe to Asia and presenting a remarkable development of the thighs, and even the prolongation of the labia minora, have been used to support this theory.[3] Whether these were intended to be lifelike or exaggeratory, even idealistic, is unclear. These figures do not qualify strictly as steatopygian, since they exhibit an angle of approximately 120 degrees between the back and the buttocks, while steatopygia is diagnosed by modern medical standards at an angle of about 90 degrees only.
The Khoisan and Bantu peoples exhibit this phenotypical characteristic with a high frequency. The earliest dates currently associated with these lineages extend back to the Paleolithic.[/b]
(https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatopygia)

What about the type Mercy Johnson had ?

WombRaiders:
Sambo as former VP is still entitled to protocol when traveling abroad because he retains for life his diplomatic passport.

Even if his purpose of travelling is personal the mere fact that he carries a diplomatic passport makes him automatically part of the Nigerian Mission in the country of visit.


Buhari's family are nobody constitutionally. Even Aisha his wife has no constitutional role and as such they do not deserve any diplomatic privileges.

By the way, slave OP, Buhari's family members are not monarchs and Nigeria is not a Kingdom with Buhari king and his family members royalty.

You said it all..

. See kalas. If I fit pick like 10 notes make I use am hold body .

onatisi:
even the one chance bus sef drop am , he is a bad market. The way wike is dealing with him even tinubu won't let him enter his house

. I think say him be lion. Abi him don turn to pusdy cat ?

onatisi:
amaechi is crying already ,wike is destroying amaechi political career and tearing into bits and pieces. I won't be surprised if amaechi starts making peace moves towards wike and pej. It is better to be a local champion in ur state than to be a nonentity at the federal level.

Oh...does that guy Amaechi still exist ? We've not been hearing his voice. E be like say he don enter one chance

Raziii:
Mehn! What is wrong with APC... Why all these news this isn't what we voted for!... There is a bomb blast everyday in the north since Buhari got into office but we don't get press release from the APC like we used to get from them during the previous admin. Xoxo disappointed with the APC... The only reason I still have hope is cus of Buhari... PDP was shit! APC Ur guess is as good as mine!!!

Yeah. These bunch of politicians are more interested in their party affairs than the nation. I hope they are not taking Nigerians for a ride.

brixton:
As a Gejite, I think tinubu is right to be bitter on this one. If Femi had to scale fence and even betrayed his sister to make Tambuwal a speaker then it's only fair to reciprocate his kindness whenever he needs it.

There's no honour amongst thieves. They are all reapibg what they sowed.

chowlade:
Guys, has this ever worked for you? Toasting a lady on social media and you hooked up? has a lady ever fallen for you without meeting you in person, i.e without studying you, "looking before she jump" without her accessing your worth? , have you ever invited a lady over to your place on Social media that you don't know in Person or that you have never met before and she came? Share your experiences.

Hello, wud like to come to my house. Don't worry i will pm you the details. . At least you can add to my CV

astrodome:
I just dropped the phone a few minutes ago after speaking with one of these old friends, got very angry after telling me he lives in Adamawa (Boko Haram) and needs money to relocate to his state of origin. This coming after I sent $700, respectively to a sister and a sister-inlaw this am

Dem wan kill me?

Lol. Just imagine what people like Kanu Nwankwo, Mikel and thhe likes are passing through.

Keneking:
Jonathan did not do much despite the constant accident caused by trailer drivers. He spent more than five years without any policy on safety of these trailers on federal roads.

That government sef

The blame game continues. I hope you've tokdvthis administration to address the isdue.