₦airaland Forum

barcanista: Sweetestguy how far? nice input bro... I have ONLY been Friendzoned Once in my LIFE that was when i was 17. I remained in that Cell for complete 6 months without parole before I forced my way out to gain freedom .

I just rescued a friend who was friendzoned by his GF this morning ... That inspired the thread

. Friend zone is a dreaded zone. A babe I almost got, just changed her mind just because I didn't act on time. When I found out that there was no hope for me again, I stopped calling her ASAP

MzMariah: Yes she is.

. You really don't know her @all.

olumaxi: D useles nigga ought to av had 70-80% assurance of gettin laid b4 embarkin on dat journey.....though am not based abroad,but i stil get laid by my internet friends...in a nutshel,ALL GIRLS r dsame,it depends on ao wel u play ur card

. The guy is funny. He has made himself as an example of what men shouldn't be. 17 hours on road is beyond the distance from Lagos to Maiduguri. As a rule of thumb, I don't make plans beyond my state of residence.

jude33084: And my Mourinho is still signing midfielders

. Have U 4gotten his policy? The only striker that can succeed in Chelsea is Drogba. Go get him.

adaobi123: Nigerians of course. I remember I was wearing shorts in Lagos and enugu and people were staring at me as if I was naked. I was so embarrassed.

. If you wear it in the appropriate place like the beach or pool, they may not look at you that way. On the other hand, if you are loaded, people will always look whether in Naija or outside.

purplish: Hey everyone! I'm in a very big dilemma.

I've always avoided pool parties...I'm a very busty and fleshy size 12, and I'll never feel comfortable exposing all that endowment in public.

However, its my close friend's birthday party this saturday and its a pool party I HAVE to get a swim suit.

So I need your help. Can I have ideas of the kinds of swim suits that would be appropriate for a very busty and chubby madam like me? Pictures, names of stores anywhere in Lagos, and useful tips would be appreciated.

N.B: I would love to moderately cover my _boobs_ and tummy most especially. Thank you :*

purplish: Hey everyone! I'm in a very big dilemma.

I've always avoided pool parties...I'm a very busty and fleshy size 12, and I'll never feel comfortable exposing all that endowment in public.

However, its my close friend's birthday party this saturday and its a pool party I HAVE to get a swim suit.

So I need your help. Can I have ideas of the kinds of swim suits that would be appropriate for a very busty and chubby madam like me? Pictures, names of stores anywhere in Lagos, and useful tips would be appreciated.

N.B: I would love to moderately cover my _boobs_ and tummy most especially. Thank you :*

. Show us your picture in bikini first.

LordMecuzy: If my company sack me.him go employ me?

. It should start with hsi company first.

matify: The woman can be a very enigmatic species to decipher.

Once upon a time, the man had complete control over his enclave to which he bestowed the woman the commander but what did she do?

She craved for the man's office and wanted to explore the man's world. She made advocacy to the high heavens and called the man callous for keeping her subservient to him.

She strove to reverse every word or phrase that had any inkling of masculinity adherent to it e.g. Chairwoman, spokeswoman etc.

She invented a FEMINIST club which had a war chant of " what a man can do, a WOMAN can do better"

Now some men have succumbed to their antic and allowed them to prove their metor but alas they cry blue murder.

What on earth does our women really want?

We love them too much, we are woman wrapper; we are strict, they say we are insensitive; we gladly provide their needs and even wants, they say we inhibit their independence ; we then abdicated our manly office and previleges and KASALA DON SHELE!!!

. I wonder for them Oh. Will all this ranting, wetin she want us to do ? @ Op is one of those women that advocate for role play, but she can't handle the other aspect. Some men want their wives to be full time house wives, but they complain. Now go to work and work, they complain. Wetin man go do

I think Lynxx is the most fashionable.

maxism2: lovely

but y wizkid no de there na?

. Kai. They aint talking about juveniles here.

But how were they able to estimate their wealth? It definitely means that these terrorist actually banks them somewhere, either stock or bonds.

DrOBD: Please consult your doctor (pharmacists also have deep knowledge about drugs) before taking any drug. Consult any other health worker at your own risk. My 2 cent.

. Consulting Native doctor is not bad either.

Didn't know Putin was this rich. Wow !!! Oil money is cool. I guess he's richer than Abrahamovic

Smartsyn: OK.










Am not expecting the shoeless man from Otuoke to make the list.

. If he was there, won't you be shouting," probe him"

I wonder what Diego Maradonna wiLl be saying.

Brazil will avoid anything German: Mercedes Benz, BMW, German Shepard. .

HARDUBUY: Go read about the indept analysis of the TWIN TOWER STRIKE IN US...Tell me how many Jew died, in a place they usually work.
That strike was really orchetrated by the JEWS, EVEN U.S KNOWS This.

. Another Conspiracy Theory. Abi Osama Bin Laden na Jew ??

Israel has been fighting baTtles since the days of King David. With Jehovah on their side, they overcame all them. Even though surrounded my enemies, no one dares cross their line.

thegoodjoehunt: It was not John Barnes but the Super Sport Anchor. He asked John Barnes about it.

What was even surprising was the fact that Guardiola organises seminars for Coaches in the Bundesliga to train them on how to play his system.

Guardiola = BO$$.

That system has failed. RM and Morinho have the antidote

write2obi: I hope you are not talking about the bayern that was molested by Madrid?

I no know how some people dey analyze match sef ? Did Pep not meet the same Bayern players ?

ipasco: Match Fixing, broda open ya eyes.

A beg make we hear word !!

Brazil has scored. If only Ozeil has scored that goal.

Germany has finished spelling Brazil, tey want to spell Brazillia .

Germany is teaching Brazil tiki taka .

This is no longer football. It is draft.

The German Keeper is superb.

Brazil might score but they can't equalize.

I hope people Will stop blaming Keshi.

But Germany are rude guests Oh !! They don't have respect for their host.

Klose has broken Ronaldo's record and to make matter worst against his country. .

This is Brazil's first baptism of fire. Germany spell dia name.