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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal(1) Vs Chelsea(4) On Sunday 10th May by vislabraye(m): 11:28am On May 11, 2009
Utali:
My God, i can't laff enuff, When Man U Humiliated Assanal, Evra said it was a Game of Men Vs Boys (Assanal being the boys incase your dull head didn't figure!) Now We (CHELSEA) have Molested them, Drogba should just tell them it was a case of Men Vs Foetus  lol,
CHELSEA we Shit on You ,
Assanal Foetus Club

If you don't like Chelsea go and jump off rise building we don't care less, another useless Hungry Nigerian dead end of chapter

Any why you guys be on chelsea's d1ck?? eytime una go dey flock dey enter any thread wey una see chelsea just to exhibit your hate etc if you hate chelsea so much go drink kerosene,

I am too  Chelsea i have never posted on another Club's thread, coz i don't give a blasted fuk bout any other club,
So your coming in here means we have something you want!!
What is it with chelsea  and Chelsea fans??

Is it our Swag?
Is it our Brag?
It is supporting our Club like no other could?
Is it loving our club despite our short comings ??
Is it about other club and their fans telling you they have won 60 champion leagues and 3 Million other Cups while our Dear club got Few and we still give them massive support Love and Honour?

Why do we keep silent?

When they call us Touts? because i for one know I am yet to meet any of my contemporaries who got anything on me,
When they call Abrahomivic Criminal? When they have criminals Governing them in their Own Country lol
When they say we change coaches like rags: eh eh, When a director is not performing what do you do?? hello, Chelsea is someone's bussiness he runs it for a purpose , Can be either fun/Power or gain
Poverty makes you guy forget that football is a hubby, Movich may be spending to be entertained, you guys are so poor you don't think you can own a clud one day for the fun of ithuh Damn! If you know what guys do for hubby here eh!! Have you given a girl 10k Dolls so she can give you a lap dance?? so if i can afford it, you think i am wasting money ?? when you've never seen my account balance!!
When they say we don't play football? Maybe they forgot we can play soccer
When they say we no sabi play? Yet we win clubs wey sabi play, Top Clubs wey sabi play. Logical sense anyonehuh

All these keyboard Internet Ganstas and Sports Analyst go Get A REAL Life

CHELSEA TILL I ENTER THE BLUE PARADISE,

Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name.

Here at the Bridge, whether rain or fine
We can shine all the time
Home or away, come and see us play
You're welcome any day

Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name

Come to the Shed and we'll welcome you
Wear your blue and see us through
Sing loud and clear until the game is done
Sing Chelsea everyone

Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name.

Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name.


CHELSEA, Play play play, CHELSEA Fans make e better for una well well, Una no go lack for life
Chelsea fan una go move forward this year and next year
Chelsea fans God go dey guide una, protect una
Chelsea Fans in my next world i will want to be with people like una again,
Chelsea fans the faithfull disciples in defeat and and in Victory
Chelsea fans the loudest mouth in lose and in win
Chelsea ya ga zie oooo
Movich Spend spend spend and more money to your SWISS ACCOUNT from wherever your money comes from
Another Chelsea tug talking. By their utterance you will know them. Didn't Liverpool humilate Chelsea home and away? How about man U thrashing Chelsea silly? Arsenal went out semi finals, Chelsea also went out semi finals, so makes you think Chelsea is superior?? What is this brag all about ?If You had met Man U do you think you would have prevailed? Defeat is defeat. Accept the fact that you were knocked out by Barca tongue and tell your chelsea gays to stop whining about the ref. denying you penalty becos we all know that Chelsea cheats,

Chelsea, Cheats, Drogba, Diver.

Come on grow up man,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal(1) Vs Chelsea(4) On Sunday 10th May by vislabraye(m): 11:07am On May 11, 2009
Yes i do believe Arsenal should buy more players. If Wenger could buy at least  3 players in the right positions, then Arsenal would do very well,
As for some Chelsea fans that are rejoicing, come to think of it, were they not beaten home and away by Liverpool? Manchester flogged them silly, we also dealt with them in their home. You could see from Wenger's formation, there wasn't much at stake. Some of our vital players didn't play or start the match. Even if we won Chelsea, what cup are we going to carry? Chelsea spending millions and a bunch of oldies, what do they have to show for it? Just a third position.

We all know that Drogba is a professional diver. After his football career, a job as a deep see diver would be good for him. Now i know that he has overtaken Ronaldo by far. Thats what he did against Barca. SHAME
chelseabmw:
LISTEN,ARSENAL SUCK SO MUCH THAT THERE IS NOTHING I CAN SAY ABOUT THEM, I DO NOT NEED TO WASTE MY TIME TALKING ABOUT THEM.WAIT OH, WHO DEY ARSENAlhuh IS IT UR COACH? UR YOUNGSTERS,hahahhaahhhhuh OR STATIUM.

COME TO THINK OF IT OOOOOO, i hear say una fan kill e self for kenyahuh?very bad,


after u match today with chelsea 5 people killed them selve in Owerri,Kebbi and Sokoto respectively grin grin ;Dhahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaahhaahahhahahahahahahahha
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL Semi-final:Chelsea(1) Vs Barcelona(1) [Agg: 1-1] On Wednesday 6th May by vislabraye(m): 12:21am On May 08, 2009
I had a big laugh yestreday, I already thought chelsea had won, but with that wonder strike from iniesta.
Stop complaining all you Blue fans, about officiating. Why didn't Drogba score when he had the opportunities. If its adebayo, everyone would say he can't play or Anelka(call him whatever u want to)

Chelsea lost just reminds me about arsenal.I've never seen a club that can let any fan down like them
TV/Movies › Re: Tom Cruise Comes To Nollywood by vislabraye(m): 2:58pm On Jan 13, 2009
Hmmmmm, Let us see. What else can i say. I wonder how much Tom would get paid
Family › Re: Who Is Enjoying The Fruits Of Your Labour? by vislabraye(m): 4:02pm On Dec 01, 2008
damiso:
see me see trouble o? where in my post did i say anything about living in the uK or not? huh huh.u sound vindictive dude.take it easy.my views are dependent on personal reflection and not where i live( duh).but trust some people to muddle up issues wonder about some people's obsession with where somebody else lives?
I don't think he means to sound vindictive, but just expressing his views about working in the Uk. Many people complain about the taxes, which at the end of the day the take home pay is just a tiny fraction
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea (1) Versus Arsenal (2) by vislabraye(m): 3:56pm On Dec 01, 2008
md4real:
I'm still proud to be a chelsea fan. the coach did what he ought to do. a removed a less offensive player for an offensive player. it a gamble which i believed he is regreting, VP's goal was offside so the gunners should stop shouting or else, i will call any club with city in their name!

up blues.
Stop whining and accept defeat, Not to mention the own goal we dashed you guys. No Chelsea player was that good enuf
Family › Re: Who Is Enjoying The Fruits Of Your Labour? by vislabraye(m): 8:14pm On Nov 28, 2008
You can't eat your cake and have it my friend, Unless u are a super business man or a politician u can have it both ways. Other than that, or a banker, u'll work ur ass out.
That reminds me about the curse God placed on man, We all should have been in the garden of Eden walking naked and enjoying life cool, But for Eve cry
Education › Re: Kwara: 259 Teachers Score Zero In Pry 4 Exams by vislabraye(m): 7:32pm On Nov 28, 2008
To score zero percent is shocking, An abysmal failure. Verily verily the world is coming to an end. This is the eight wonder of the world. The publishers of Guiness Book Of records should take note
Fashion › Re: Wigs, Weaves And Perms Symbolize Self Hate by vislabraye(m): 4:44pm On Nov 28, 2008
"If your bath properly with the right method you wouldn't need deodorant/perf. Deodorant/perf conceals body odour, it's detrimental to your skin cells and it's toxic. Items like deodorant and mouth wash make people dependant on them and unable to take the time to bath and brush thoroughly. You also will find that the day you don't use this deodorants/perfs your body odour will be intensified.

But of course to the warped mind of a modern human it's part of what being civilized is all about.

christmas goat."

[color=#006600][/color] I u bath properly you wouldt need deodorant? Are u sure? If deodorant is harmful, why won't soap also be harmful, And by the way, it is the Aluinium that is contained in deodorant that make them harmful. But there are alternatives- there are herbal
Men u sound ridiculous by also condeming mouth wash shocked . i wonder where u got that idea from. I dont think u are a scientist
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Boyfriend Needed Urgently! by vislabraye(m): 8:10pm On Nov 27, 2008
Hey, desperate women scare me. I dont know whether u are a stalker or something worse, Probably u might rape me me when u find out am too hot
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: End Of Road For Gunners! by vislabraye(m): 7:23pm On Nov 26, 2008
babazenith:
We shall host Arsenal at Stamford Bridge on 30th Nov for what i have termed as "no game". Arsenal will experience hard time with Chelsea as Chelsea will only teach them how to play mature football. The result is obvious and not controversial and this match will make it 6th season defeat for gunners. We shall meet again after the match.

www.premiershipxray.com/forum
What do u know about football? Though Arsenal has most of its player injured, they can still bounce back
Family › Re: Caught My Husband From Cheating :/ by vislabraye(m): 7:08pm On Nov 26, 2008
I mean to say," divorce is not a way out"
Family › Re: Caught My Husband From Cheating :/ by vislabraye(m): 7:00pm On Nov 26, 2008
Its difficult. If u are very religious, then divorce is a way out. But the will to stay still lies with you. It's only a miracle that can change him,
Fashion › Re: Wigs, Weaves And Perms Symbolize Self Hate by vislabraye(m): 6:34pm On Nov 24, 2008
cheesy cheesy, What a cocept. Poor women. Women are usually criticised about their looks/appearance by social, religious or cultural groups. But what this dude is saying sounds hilarious,
What he should criticize the most is, the use of cosmetic surgery for aesthetic purpose. I like weavon on ladies, i like ladies who look smart. But when it comes to bleaching ( or toning a euphemism commonly used), then its normal to criticize.
@ Poster
I think u should know the right thing to criticize and rant about. Agreed there are alot of fake women, but there should be a well defined line,
Travel › Re: Best Country In Europe! by vislabraye(m): 5:49pm On Nov 24, 2008
I think Switzerland would be amongst the best( can't really say the best). Talk about the GDP, and the buoyancy of the economy. Their structures,( don't forget Swiz bank, FIFA HQs). Its one place i would love to visit, I'm surprised no one is mentioning England smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Obedience and church work! by vislabraye(m): 6:57pm On Nov 22, 2008
@Poster
The church should have other workers too,or are u the only one?I think u have been too attatched to the church and u find it difficult to say"no". But come to think of it; Ifyou must work for the church(or the pastor whoever u think), then do it cheerfully.You need to sit down and ask ur self, "what do i really want". If u are not happy with ur service, then u should stop or leave whichever u think its right. At the end of the day you have not sinned. You can do god's work in somany ways not just limited to the local assembly.

Take care
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Of Nigeria (0) Vs Columbia (1) by vislabraye(m): 6:10pm On Nov 20, 2008
Game was such a bore, i wished i had slept cry. Those guys have no fighting spirit, no team work, poor ball sence. Although there were some players who did quite well, it wasnt enough.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by vislabraye(m): 4:05pm On Nov 19, 2008
Arsenal still remains one of the best teams in EPL. But Wenger is gettting it wrong this time; he's destroying what he has built. Sometimes its irritating how he insists on using teen-agers to achieve his aim. I don't think Arsenal will have much problem with bigger clubs, like the other big three,but with teams that could spring up surprises.
Contrary to what many people might think, Aston Villa is not a small club. They dealt with Chelsea last season under the guidance of the so called "invincible" morinho. But the key areas Wenger has not dealt with is the DMF position and defence.
Why can't he spent good money on players? Is he the owner of Arsenal?
Romance › Re: Is Anything Wrong With Dating Online Or Via Phone? by vislabraye(m): 1:29pm On Nov 18, 2008
Nothing is wrong getting to know or meet someone through the phone. I don't want to use the word dating, cos it means deeper than that. There can't be a relationship just on phone- never. You can't peck or smooch, so it doesnt make sence. The most important thing is to meet the person face 2 face
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Embarrassing Interview Situations You Need To Learn From by vislabraye(m): 6:09pm On Nov 17, 2008
tkb417:
was fresh from NYSC and being who i am, i felt nobody could make me sweat

i got to the interview and one of those bank guys asked me if i was a popular joint the other weekend. i quickly said NO

he said he was sure i was the person he saw in the midst of some gurls. i said NO

he now later told the other guys, " this guy looks like Shayo"

i was like damn!!! who the hell is this Satan?
i didnt get the job o

if i catch that guy, meeen, na wahala for that guy o
nyways, its 4 years now n i don't have regrets at all
,  cheesy, what a luck. Some interviewers could be biased. That intewrviewer is not a true professional.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United: Who Wins? by vislabraye(m): 4:47pm On Nov 14, 2008
Man U fans should learn to accept defeat gracefully. Arsenal outplayed man U, and deserved the victory- though we could have scored more goals. We had no help from referee . He was slightly inclined to favor Man U.
Gunners won, Gunners won. Up Gunners cool cool[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][img][/img]
Health › Re: Doctors Say Marrow Transplant May Have Cured Aids by vislabraye(m): 4:13pm On Nov 14, 2008
Agbalaka just made noise. Infact if he found the cure for aids, the whole world would know. Its impossible for such revelation to be hidden. I've not been hearing aabout him again.
I believe aids would have a cure its just a matter of time. There are so many quacks out there and conspiracy theorists, but AIDS is real, and hopefully the cure would be discovered or invented
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United: Who Wins? by vislabraye(m): 2:31pm On Nov 10, 2008
It would be very foolish for any team to underestimate Arsenal, How foolish of Man U sopporters and analysts. Don't forget Wenger is one of the best coaches in the world, and whenever Arsenal plays a big team they put in their best. I heard what alot of Man U fans had to say; they were made to swallow their words.
Man U lost to Liverpool, and they have lost to Arsenal. If care is not taken , we will beat them at old Trafford.

nyabinghi:
Why won't gay men reel out in laughter. How plastic arsenal fans could be. last week it was sack wenger, now wenger is the best coach in the world. With United beating fulham at old trafford Arsenal will still be behind United. We will never finish below the gay people
.  Talking about gay, almost all Unoted players are gay including your so called world best,
dominique:
[b]A[/b]rsenal
[b]I[/b]s
[b]G[/b]reat

Got that United tongue
True talk brother
Foreign Affairs › Re: 10 Similarities Between Obama And Yaradua by vislabraye(m): 4:35pm On Nov 06, 2008
@ poster. What really is the big deal.
There are 10difference btw a computer and a goat.
10 difference btw a grass and a biro,

so comparing Yar Adua to obama is, well,
Fashion › Re: Is this Nigerian Model good enough to get your vote? [pic] by vislabraye(m): 5:59pm On Nov 02, 2008
She looks hot. How about her bikini pictures? That could give her more votes cool
Romance › Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by vislabraye(m): 5:40pm On Nov 02, 2008
PreachLove:
Oh, it is never too old, so long as they keep getting it for free.

The day the marriage issue comes up, they want to end the relationship, !

I mean these hormones were put there for a time, why can't they also wait.
, You are in control of your body girl. If you allow him suck the juice b4 time, y blame him? Ladies know this but i wonder why they fall for it. It baffles me.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Is Stamford Brigde Still Standing? by vislabraye(m): 5:45pm On Oct 27, 2008
It long last we can now rest, grin angry grin. I wasnt surprised, i saw it coming. My only regret is that Mourinho is not coaching the mteam
Politics › Re: Must The Nigerian Police Be Bribed For Everything? by vislabraye(m): 5:09pm On Oct 27, 2008
Well, u can attribute that to corruption. When u consider the pathetic condition of the police, u would want to empathize with them. Nigeria is corrupt , the police too would also follow patern
One of my prayers is Psalm 91.For God to deliver from the snare of the fowler and the noisome pestilence(sic). I have never and i pray never to enter police trouble. and so far, God has been faithful to me. If you think the police is so bad, then think about the VIO, LASTMA, FRSC and other traffic officers. They could be worse than the police on a very bad day when driving.
Travel › Re: Ugly Britain by vislabraye(m): 6:33pm On Oct 25, 2008
Oh my God! Take a goodlook at those  gay blokes. As bad as Nigeria is, Britain also has its bad side. Life is not so rosy cos they'll kill u with tax, But they are fond of yapping other countries,
Romance › Re: Why Are Most Men Like Babies? (Tidiness) by vislabraye(m): 5:26pm On Oct 23, 2008
chisomquee:
I THINK IN MARRIAGE WOMEN SUFFER MORE WHY?

THEY TAKE OF THE KIDS BEFORE GOING TO WORK,COME BACK AND STRAIGHT TO THE KITCHEN,WEEKEND WHILE THE MAN IS SLEEPING ,SHE IS DOING THE HOUSEHOLD CHORES,GOES TO THE MARKET,PREPARE FOOD,INSTEAD OF THE MAN TO ASSIST HE WILL LEAVE HIS SHIRT ON THE PORCH,SOCKS IN THE KITCHEN,JACKET IN THE CAR,WALLET ON THE KITCHEN SINK,MAY GOD GIVE US LONG LIFE,because THE STRESS IS SO MUCH.
At the end of the day, the woman goes through menstral pain, pregnancy and mood swings, Life isunfair,quit being a woman.
nomanicole:
c'mon gals,lets face it,if you love ur Manchester United wont notice he scatters his things around,the only time u get to notice is when ur angry with him,but if that is the only way to show him you really care about him ,won't you do it?go romantic about it.infact after taking care of his scattered things,fix him water to bath,massage and feed him with food and later,pamper him generously so that he'd always come back home to you everyday.please choose a right time to nag about his carelessness if he takes you 4 granted.maybe when he makes it a very big issue you don't pick up his things.
This is true wisdom
Romance › Re: Why Are Most Men Like Babies? (Tidiness) by vislabraye(m): 5:17pm On Oct 23, 2008
Women aremeant tohelpmates, So why complain. If he's untidy but his clothes clean,thats ok. But if he happens to be filthy, then you have real trouble

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