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Romance › Re: A Solution Against Girls Playing ''hard To Get'' by vislabraye(m): 3:50pm On Oct 14, 2009

Tcrack:
I NEVER run after girls. NEVER. I just say "Hi", talk a little and walk away.the next time she sees me, she will be the first to say "Hello".I works for me

This strategy works best when you know you would surely meet her again.

Romance › Re: Nigerian Married Men And Adultery by vislabraye(m): 12:45pm On Oct 14, 2009

Nigerian men and adultery? huh

Any one who does not want to marry a Nigerian is free not to do so. If you feel all Nigerian men are potential adulterers, well it's your persona opinion,

Remember, it's not always greener on the other side. You think oyibo men no dey commit? Stay there. Nigerian men are not very skillful in hiding theirs, thats y u think they are the worst. Just come to Naija and see how these expatriates are busy shagging Naija babes, Go to barbeach, Lekki or any other beach, you'll see the number of babes these white guyz carry in their boat.

So if u think Nigerian men are the worst or adultery is exclusive to us, then think again

Politics › Re: Nigeria Completes Milestone In Space by vislabraye(m): 11:48am On Oct 14, 2009

@ Becomerich, The owner of Nairaland is Yoruba. What is your Beff all about?

Nigeria's problem has always been corruption and mismanagement. Are we going to maintain our space station adequately?? To mainatain the station would take alot of funding. Will corruption not ruin the project?

What happened to naija sat1?

Politics › Re: Must Read: Nasir El-rufai To Yar Adua, About His Refusal Of Nigeria Passport. by vislabraye(m): 11:39am On Oct 14, 2009

Let him accept whatever comes his way like a man and stop whining like a school girl. He has done enough evil by wrongfully demolishing the houses of sincere and hardworking Nigerians.
Abeg na them them. He even has the guts to say he influenced the election of Yar Adua as the president. Corrupt Soul.

Business › Re: Amnesty: Nigeria Earns N18b From Oil Daily by vislabraye(m): 9:18am On Oct 14, 2009

marvix:
for us to even be talking of earning N18b daily we must not forget to commend the president on the amnesty issue cos he won the battle against the militancy without a gunshot he is indeed a man of peace, based on this i enjoin all of us, law abiding citizens of dis country to support the president as he tries to achieve what has never been achieved in this country.
if he could solve the nigerdelta/militant problem without unnecessary chaos i believe that once the due process is firmly established in this country every other thing will fall in place, rideon Mr President

I would love to think so.

princekevo:
What other support do he need to achieve all his empty promises?
Amnesty is not what the ND people need, what they need is a good life, good medical health care, infrastructure being put in place or pass the bill for states resource control. If not this is jst like taking panadol temporarily for malarial instead of the proper cure.
How many Niger Delta benefited from the amnesty? Only the criminal parts of MEND who joined MEND becoz of what they will benefit from the government. Those that fight for the real course will never give up until they achieve their aims, which is bringing Justice to the people of ND.
Lets see how many months this will last b4 you start hearing another blast on pipelines.

Tell them. Just to tell you that crime pays. These militants are very wealthy. I once saw Asari in a wedding; men he was looking cocky and good with himself. He had his entourage of respectable people flocking around him. The guy look fresh sha. It was his brother's wedding

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Alexhander Hleb Regrets Leaving Arsenal by vislabraye(op): 7:56am On Oct 14, 2009

May be he was wrongly advised. I've been hearing many people say if Hleb goes it would affect Arsenal, bla bla. Even Wenger persuaded him to stay, but he didn't.
Arsenal still remains the best club for grooming talents. I don't think Henry would have been world class if not for Arsenal. Even Adedayo has greatly improved before City asked for him

Sports › Re: Stunning! How Tb Joshua Saw Nsofor's Winning Header Against Mozambique by vislabraye(m): 11:02pm On Oct 13, 2009

Did he really predict the scoreline, and how the goal would be scored? What else can I say? This calls for questions. It's obvious that he has some spiritual powers. But where is the source of this power?

Politics › Re: Nigeria Completes Milestone In Space by vislabraye(m): 2:22pm On Oct 13, 2009

The Space programme should be a great step in the right direction. It's going to go a long way in assisting Information Technology and telecommunication which will cause a chain reaction, BUT (there's always a but in anithing Nigeria), will it go well as planned? How many people have embezzled the funds? Are we sure some Nigerians will not sabotage the programme for his own selfish reason?, I can't rejoice yet. Let us see the end.

Business › Re: Amnesty: Nigeria Earns N18b From Oil Daily by vislabraye(m): 2:11pm On Oct 13, 2009

18 billion a day is humugous. But what do they have to show for it? See how it pays to be a militant. It is the only crimne you get settled for.
I used to think these people were fighting for the impoverished masses, but na lie,

That sum is just from oil that's why all our politicians are scavenging for it. Nigeria has failed to diversify and earn more. What a shame.

Celebrities › Who Is Your Top 5 Living American Legend? by vislabraye(op): 12:00pm On Oct 13, 2009

If i have to mention my 5 greatest living American legends, not in any order they would be:

1. Mohammed Ali
2.Bill Gate
3.Oprah Winphrey
4.President Barak Obama
5. Donald Trump.

MJ could have made the list, but he died. I'm tempted to put Michael Jordan, he was a true sport legend.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Alexhander Hleb Regrets Leaving Arsenal by vislabraye(op): 11:03am On Oct 13, 2009

Hleb just realized he should have still remained in Arsenal. He recently admitted his regret thus:

“I regret leaving Arsenal," Hleb lamented, according to The Daily Express.

"I was playing every week for one of the most exciting sides in Europe. I was being guided by one of the best coaches in the world in Arsene Wenger. I owe him a great deal.

“No player ever gets worse under Wenger. I developed a better all-round game under him. I became more robust physically.”

He left Arsenal rather too soon. He didn't think about the place he was going to. With Messi in form, Henry, Iniesta all favored b4 him did he think he could easily break in? Some how i pity him, but one thing in life we must all take is risk. It didn't pay off well for him, but that is life. I'm sure Flamini would feel the same way. If Adebayor had gone to Barca, he would have suffered more than Hleb.

Celebrities › Re: Wande Coal's Costly Mistake! by vislabraye(m): 10:38am On Oct 13, 2009

Kai, what a ~~miskate~~ oh, mistake i mean. But bouncing back was a great way of saving his ass. Was he absentminded? Be kiaful. Thats why e good to go skool cheesy

and get some exposure

Politics › Re: ‘why Yar’adua Shunned Un General Assembly’ by vislabraye(m): 9:39am On Oct 13, 2009

Obasanjo was globetrotting about, running to Washington, England , South Africa. Any little meeting, before you look up, you'll see OBJ. At the end of the day, what did he achieve for Nigeria? George Bush will sneaze, OBJ will catch cold. It was as if Bush was his prefect. Yar Adua is the exact opposite of OBJ.

To be frank, Yar Adua has some valid points. Nigeria has done alot for the UN peace keeping force by ending It's troop, at least we deserve that recognition. I think we should go back to the drawing board and have a rethink. Nigeria's image is seriously tainted, and it is not Yar Adua's fault. He inherited it that way, but unfortunately i don't see the best he's doing to solve it anyway. Hilary Clinton came to Nigeria and was bitching; avoiding the red carpet reception is indeed disrespectful and undiplomatic. I don't see any maturity in it. But then, many of us supported her.

If Yar Adua had alot the charisma, then his actions would made more sense. As it is, Nigerians have lost confidence in their leaders because of years of disappointment. It seems the president has a game plan. Let's wait and see.

Romance › Re: Your Girlfriend Says "Baby I'm Pregnant!" by vislabraye(m): 8:44am On Oct 13, 2009

"Chei, accidental discharge.I should have withdrawn on time. Darling why don't you use diagphram? My withdrawal skills is not as good as before, these days i allow some S to enter, Ok let's see how we can work it out", I think that's the best u can tell her grin

, but when the child grows up, don't let him/her know that he/she is a product of unexpected ejaculation

Business › Re: Obasanjo Creates 6000 Jobs In Ota Farm by vislabraye(m): 1:41am On Oct 13, 2009

Obasanjo so loves this country that he wants to give back what he stolen to empower the youths. That's what it looks like. Things are becoming so bad in Nigeria that some of us are satisfied for our leaders to give us peanuts form the billions they have stolen. This beats my imagination.

Meanwhile it is this same OBJ that drove the family in 1004 estate and sold the houses to himself and his cronies. How much has he stolen from Nigeria? Yet he hasx the guts to say that he has employed more than what multinationals have employed. A big lie. That is to say that the Nigerians working in Zain or MTN are not up to 6,000. Or maybe OBJ 4got that Zain and MTN are also multi-nationals. Mugun

TV/Movies › Re: Baba Blue Passes On. by vislabraye(m): 1:39pm On Oct 11, 2009

Oh dear

TV/Movies › Re: Best Movie Quotes by vislabraye(m): 1:30pm On Oct 11, 2009

" I trust every one But It's the devil in them i don't trust" Italian Job

" Nice legs. What time do they open?" Paparrazi

I'm actually surprise,( or should i be?) that there's no famous Nollywood quote. It shows that our writers and directors dont think deep undecided

Culture › Re: Ijaw Izon! Ijaw People This is a topic For You by vislabraye(m): 1:31am On Oct 11, 2009

Tehbra my Izon people. We have alot of iprominent jaw people. The likes of finidi, Siasia , Banigo to mention but a few. Not all of us are kidnappers after all

Celebrities › Re: Hollywood Rejects Actress Tonto Dikeh by vislabraye(m): 1:06am On Oct 11, 2009

Many bad belle sha. I don't know how true it is that she snatched some one's husband, but she's not the most controversial or scandalous actress after all. What about a Nollywood actress who had an anal affair with a one time VP of Nigeria. Is she not still celebrated? Well, let's see how the story goes

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dike Vs Mercy Johnson by vislabraye(m): 12:43am On Oct 11, 2009

Mercy Johnson looks uber erotica; very vulgar. Her shape is very deadly.( Any one who has a house maid like Mercy Johnson is in trouble),
On the other hand Tonto looks more refined like an aje butter. She has lovely and glossy skin which johnson doesn't. On the other hand, Mercy seems to speak better,
If u define sexy as who is good on bed, then i'll go for Mercy. She's got lovely tits

Romance › Re: A Solution Against Girls Playing ''hard To Get'' by vislabraye(m): 12:19am On Oct 11, 2009

Girls are becoming uncomfortable cos their secrete is being exposed grin

[color=#990000][/color][size=8pt] Every girls has a price. A girl may play hard to get for one person, but will die for another one. If Brad Pitt, Will Smith or David Bechaam ask any girl in Naira land for a one night stand, i don't think any one would say no grin

. ( maybe some that are married and/or really really love their spouse)Infact they would boast about it.

It is always best to toast more than one babe. The more babes you toast, the safer you are. It's possible to call the bluff of any one who plays hard to get. Many girls have an average of twenty toasters a week, why won't they play hard to get? If you are surrounded by water would u get thirsty?

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Sports › Re: Nigerians Dont Know Football By Amodu by vislabraye(m): 11:25pm On Oct 10, 2009

Amodu should act more professional. I was going soft on him thinking he would feel remorse for the defeat, but he has just uttered non-sense. Even a very good and professional coach would accept responsibility for the failure of the team. he wouldn't come up and start yanning rubbish. He would rather resign but in Nigeria, the coach must be sacked. Let Amodu learn from European coaches how they answer questions and deal with defeat. Who is he to say Nigerians don't know football. He should be begging for forgiveness. Which Nigerian wouldn't be annoyed with the way we lost three points that could have secured our ticket.

furacao:
Nigerians are to abusive. Are you saying that you do not have a friend, or neighbour in your area who talks a lot of rubbish about football?
Most of you cannot even play football talk less of coach your street team. Amodu is not good, okay we agree.
Which Nigerian coach can replace him? Siasia? Probably not. Foreign coach? Abeg. With all the news coming out of Nigeria on the international scene, who will want to come?
So leave the man alone. He is not good enough he is not good enough.

The funny thing is that no other Nigerian coach can perform better. I still believe the players should be held more responsible if we don't qualify. Infact they don't deserve to go to the world cup; not this generation of players.

semid4lyfe:
Thunder Fire him for saying so but wetin una expect when Siasia's Egypt 2009 performance makes Amodu look like the best thing to have happened to Nigerian football?
If Amodu is a failure, then Siasia is a bigger failure.Simple!

Siasia deserves some credit becase he has taken us to two finals before. Amodu is suppose to be more experienced, but what has he done? To make matter worse, he is insulting Nigerians,

Romance › Re: I want my Ex GF Back! or should I keep the New one? by vislabraye(m): 4:10am On Oct 10, 2009

You amaze me. If your ex was all in all, why did you break up? If you feel your present gf is not good enough, go for some one entirely different. After all there are more than two girls in this world

Romance › Re: A Solution Against Girls Playing ''hard To Get'' by vislabraye(m): 2:30am On Oct 10, 2009

The thing that amazes me alot is that women loved to be shagged ( if you do it well ) as much as men. ( Have you ever asked yourself, what benefit does a woman have if she opens her leg for you) It doesn't matter if it's a one night stand or not. If you have gone to NYSC camp, you'll understand what i'm talking about. There are some situations when women would not play hard to get; they give you the signal and if you realize it ON TIME, then you are hooked. And once you have the slightest opportunity, SHAG her well. She would love you for it. Delay is dangerous, they won't tell you this.

Infact i have met a very good looking and sort of innocent face lady that can't hurt a fly. After exchanging numbers we became friends.It wasn't long when i found the slightest opportunity and smooched her really good. She resisted vehemently that i thought she would walk away and leave me, but she didn't. I continued, then the resistance became weaker and weaker until the penetration took place. Much later, she said i was a bad boy and playfully accused me of raping her. We laffed and had fun. We've been having wilder fun much later and she enjoys it. Ladies are indeed very wonderful.

It is those ladies that play hard to get that are the most vulnerable. Playing hard to get might be fun but when done excessively could be counter productive. Come to think of it, those who play hard to get are not necessarily more virtuous than those who don't.

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Family › Re: Why Are Wives Often Blamed For Their Husbands' Failures? by vislabraye(m): 1:22am On Oct 10, 2009

@poster
I'm sure you are a woman, not a man.

Behind the success of every man is a woman, vice versa should be the case.

. You women want to take the credit but not the blame.

Making absolute statements and blaming men is not the solution. Women (and men also) should be mindful of who they choose as their spouse. It's not after choosing a jerk that you start whining, " why are men like this? why are men like that?" There are also cases of evil women marrying to good men. It's a two way thing. I know of a tribe here in Nigeria where most of the women are widows. They kill their husbands, inherit his properties and they become land ladies. It's that same tribe that export their daughters to Italy to do, ( fill in the gap).

So before posting, make a good research. At the end of the day, most of you girls( or mamas which ever) would marry a Nigerian man

Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Talks About The Oprah Experience by vislabraye(m): 12:24am On Oct 10, 2009

What about Jim Iyke, Emeka Ike ? grin

Actually, Genevieve is one of the best actressess in Naija. What makes her distinct is her natural aura and charm ( that helps alot). When combined with her talents, she's irresistable. If you notice she features in good movies; you'll hardly see her in any sort of movie and she always play along side with great actor or actress.

There are also other actresses in her category, but Gene is unique.

NYSC › Re: My NYSC Experience In Rivers State by vislabraye(m): 8:16am On Oct 08, 2009

amaechijay:
[sup]My apologies for being a little persnickety but isn't Rivers State in the south?
All the people living in the west refer to all the states down there (Cross River,Akwa Ibom,Imo,Abia,Ebonyi,Enugu,Anambra and even Edo and Delta) as EAST
Just as they refer to all Southerners as Ibos,

Fashion › Re: Nigerian Girls Are The Most Beautiful In Africa! by vislabraye(m): 7:38am On Oct 08, 2009

Enough about Nigerian girls. What about Nigerian guyz grin

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