₦airaland Forum

stephanie11:
The president of South Africa has caused a world-wide embarrassment for the country after he was caught on tape dozing heavily during a parliament session.

While the Finance Minister Pravin Gordhan was speaking on the country’s economy under pressure and questions over education funding, an hour 14 minutes into the speech, Zuma who was initially attentive, gradually faded into the clouds of slumber.

http://politicsngr.com/south-africas-president-jacob-zuma-caught-dozing-parliament/

Another meme has been added .

IamNawty:
Awwww they shuld just get married alrdy .. Who cares abt adekunle gold. Simi pls dump adekunle ass and just do d needful jare

So because you see those pictures it means they should just get married

dainformant:
The newly installed Benin monarch, Oba Ewuare II, was all smiles as he was paid homage to by a white woman at his palace in Edo state. The woman prostrated before the happy Oba -to the delight of the crowd present. See pictures below;

http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/10/oba-of-benin-all-smiles-as-white-woman.html

Oba of Benin is one of the most respected and influential traditional rulers.

Omonigeriarere:
Ok. Apart from the fact that no constitution mention WAEC Certificate, please be assured that anybody can contest for political post in Nigeria even without having School Certificate.

The meaning of "School Cert and its equivalent" in Section 318 is as follows and I want you to tell me how PMB didn't qualify even without having WAEC Certificate.

In Section 318(1) of the said constitution, it becomes crystal clear, upon a careful reading of the said Interpretation Section, that even persons whose educational qualifications are below the Secondary School Leaving Certificate/level and its equivalent are still qualified to contest election, if they possess the Primary Six School Leaving Certificate or its equivalent along with the other requirements listed under the said definition Section (Section 318(1)).

For the avoidance of doubt, Section 318(1) provides:

“School Certificate or its equivalent” means -

(a) A Secondary School Certificate or its equivalent, or Grade II Teacher’s Certificate, the City and Guilds Certificate; or

(b) Education up to Secondary School Certificate level; or

(c) Primary Six School Leaving Certificate or its equivalent and-

(i) service in the public or private sector in the Federation in any capacity acceptable to the Independent National Electoral Commission for a minimum of ten years, and

(ii) attendance at courses and training in such institutions as may be acceptable to the Independent National Electoral Commission for periods totaling up to a minimum of one year, and

(iii) The ability to read, write, understand and communicate in the English language to the satisfaction of the Independent National Electoral Commission; and

(d) Any other qualification acceptable by the Independent National Electoral Commission;”



Any contrary opinion?

No objection to all you have said. But which one does Pmb have ? Afterall, the Army doesn't have the record of his WAEC/equivalent qualification.

Clinton9000:
I went for a job interview and they demanded that I show my certificate, I tell them I'm coming, the next day the company gets a call from 15 of my lawyers. The company asks what's all these nonsense for, My lawyers responded...since you want to see my client's certificate, no problem, we will see in court.

I know this sounds very stupid but that's essentially what Buhari is doing. After watching this video, you realize that Nigerians are actually fools for voting a president without a certificate and what's even more asinine is he went and hired 15 SANs, who in the world hires lawyers because you asked for their certificate

Some people are actually zombies. What this man said is actually clear and logical. But the problem is hypocrisy. I don't blame Pmb. I blame the zombies who always choose not to see any wrong in what he does. SMh.

Came:
Wait ooooo, nobody wan marry this girl, abi dem no dey see all these beauty way she dey display. Hummmmm.

Wetin you dey do nah ? Go apply

Clerverly:
It Shall Never Be Well With Jonathan!

Why Jonathan Decided To Kill Him, While Patience Jonathan Walks Free, Is What Buhari Should Look Into..

How is it Gej's fault ? Is he the only one in Pdp ? Was Obj not also in Pdp before Alams died ? Did his trouble not begin with Obj ? Oga, stop being hateful.

TrapQueen77:




She's juz showing it to her hubby what he exactly can have after the party good to go... Besides it's their wedding..

Or what he has been having.

blackpanda:
Mtschhew. Useless wailers can never see anything good in the country. While u are there lamenting over ur laziness, people are getting married, building houses, anambra just attained rice self-sufficiency, but all y'all can do is nag complain and throw insults.

Rubbish!

What you're saying has no relevance.

Mujaheeeden:
That same Jim Nwobodo is now in APC and a SAiNT.

Enjoy your meal. Our Nairaland

No mind the zombie. I just dey watch am.

freemanbubble:
thats true. especially in Nigeria!
getting a job in 9ja depends on who you know.
remebered when i got a job at uniben.
my uncle who is not a uniben staff just called me one evening to ask if i would like to work at uniben. i said yes( for my mind i think say na joke but i just say yes incase for family meeting make he nor begin tell my daddy say me refuse he offer)
to my greatest surprise i received a call from one muslim woman that i should come for interview and i should say to them i was sent by ogas wife if they ask me. week later after interview i received a test saying you should come to senior staff registry to collect your appointment letter. o boy na so i begin start work o. do all my medical clearance.

Interesting. Job as a lecturer or what ?

plaetton:
Ha ha ha.

So it's time for the South to unite against Northern power grab, huh ?

It wasn't so before the elections, so what has changed ?

First of all, stop the lie that southwest voted out GEJ because of mismanagement. In the history of leadership in Nigeria, kindly name one or two leaders who have managed the economy better, encouraged a more United Nigeria while fighting insurgent terrorists, grew the economy and expanded the middle class, invested more in education, agriculture and infrastructure than Goodluck Jonathan .

Be honest and confess that the majority of southwest voted out Jonathan for two main reasons.
1. Tribalism.
Given a dog bad name in order to hang it.
You gave GEJ a bad name as pretext to hate him for being a South Easterner.
We are smart enough to read between the lines.

2. Tinubu Factor:
The majority of Southwesterners were duped by the propaganda machinery of their political General Overseer, Tinubu.
Tinubu fronted himself as one who knew what was best for the Southwest, and the people followed, hook , line and sinker, just like the pied Piper.

Well, predictably, today the chickens have come home to roost.

OBJ and GEJ did an excellent job of demystifying the political hegemony of the North.
With the help of Tinubu and his Southwest brothers and sisters, the North struck back, and is moving full speed to consolidate its power, and not ready to relinquish it in the foreseeable near future.

If a good southern coalition is formed against Buhari in 2019, there might not be an election at all.
Mark my words.

Buhari is emasculating Tinubu and his political blocks, hounding PDP henchmen, hounding and intimidating members of the judiciary , all because he wants to create a one-party state that would ensure that only him and feudal oligarchs keep power in perpetuity.

In as much there is an urgent need for all the South and Middle belt to unite, it is nearly impossible with soooo much distrust and tribalism created and foisted on the rest of us by stomach infrastructure, contract and porridge politicians.

God bless you for the response. If he thinks Gej failed woefully, what about Pmb of today ?
He forgot so soon that it was Gej's intention to make a Yoruba speaker but this same Tinubu frustrated all effort.

Davash222:
And you have to include 'while visiting female friend' to report the news .

Don't mibd the repirters. Very insensitive.

Tayo64:
Between TV personality, Samantha Walsh, and a wondering follower..internet trolls sha..lol


source: http://www.chichinwaafrica.com/mtv-base-presenter-samantha-walsh-fires-back-fan-called-skeleton/

She looks aneroxic

LordBaelish:
The person in charge of social media is really feeling creative... till United fans withdraw their cash naim sack go enter....


Just dey play with fire...

No mind them. I don't think it's proper what they did.
But chai . I've never enjoyed Chelsea's game apart from their game against Arsenal and Liverpool.

deb303:
what happened to slim tea...is it not working again?

Lolz.

jasent:
Has anyone noticed that since buhari became President book haram are now bn referred to as militants?not terrorist anymore?

Abi you see am ? People wey don kill Christians, burn houses, bombed churches and other evil. Later on dem go come offer them amnesty because Naija Delta militants get dia iwn . Useless people.

This Apc politicians are the most useless people. They keep blaming Pdp for everything. But Apc had a former governor who spent 78million naira on just website. Imagine one zombie trying to justify it

butanep:
Hmmm


True... but I still think there is more to it. The rate at which we have sagging boobs today is really alarming. Even the young ladies of nowadays who are ought to have firm boobs are having sagging boobs.


Those things you see when the bra is on is all deceitful. It is fool boobs. The real boobs is when the bra is off...

There is more to it that all you listed there...

I want to believe that taking contraceptive pills could be another factor.

sapiosexual1:
The headline though is misleading.
I think this is another subtle hint to Oby that her work on the chibok girls is done. Don't do agidi, pass over the baton before the embarassement gets way too much.

Abi ? I'm waiting for Gej to be blamed.

This is what money can buy. See fine babe.

theophorus:
...@Op. I think you should also define the school in focus I.e Public/Private...

Though your points are good.


Let me add

1. Teacher should respect themselves by carrying themselves with dignity.

2. Parents should also respect teachers and never insult teachers in the presence of their kids.

3. Owners and Management of private schools should treat their teachers as assets...


NB: Teacher in Nigeria (especially private schools) are seemingly Disrespected by both Teacher and Employer.


#MyOpinion.

I concur. The school management is partly at fault.

I don't expect anything less from Buhari.

OkoYibo:
Nollywood acting is actually a cover for prostitution.

E fit be Oh. Some actress wey never act 2 A class movies, them don buy the latest Range Rover Sport and massion for VGC.

imperialQueen:
and wia is d back side ni

Ur own big pass her own .

Aboki4inside:
One thing that displeases me the most is that nairaland as well as other social networking platforms has just become a hub of useless gossips. What's our business with MFM marriage conditions? I for one know that anything associated with the ministry especially on critical issues such as marriage is no joke. It's meant for their members alone, even still the members that will opt to marry there. My advice– stop posting unnecessary information online, stop overloading online servers with junk. How will MFM, RCCGs marriage condition list affect your salvation?

Hehe.. permission to divert
Someone was saying something about gold, make up, ignorance and stuff. From reading that, it's clear most of us don't really understand what we read in the Bible. Fine, God walks on gold. In fact to God, gold is nothing more than a construction material. Most people don't even think, you are wearing what is used to construct roads in heaven and the Bible calls you a god! The issue of jewelry has been highlighted several, if you feel it's too much of a cross, leave it!
Then again about makeup..lol. You claim to be designed in the image of an immensely beautiful God, what then are u making up? It will do us a great deal of good, if we open our Bibles and start connecting some dots. Understand the God you are serving, don't paint a cluttered image of him in your mind.

I'm more concerned with your 2nd paragraph. If I ask you what makeup is you might say eye pencil, lip gloss or lipstick, eye shadow etc. Men dont use any of these but does it mean men don't makeup ? If you rub cream on your face or comb your hair, it is makeup.
Some of you will say women should not plait their hair but it's okay to use N30 thread to braid your hair. Is it not still braiding. I know MFM is an anointed church, no question about it. I do listen to their messages from time to time. But one thing I know 8s that everyone has liberty to worship where he/she chooses.

kevoh:
1. What is wrong with the use of "Talking drum"?

2. What is wrong with putting the picture of the couples on the wedding pamphlet/magazine.

I bow oh !
What's even wrong with using wet lips as a lady ?
Anyway, it's not compulsory to worship or marry there.
I respect their tradition. If they feel that's the standard they
Want to keep, good luck to them.

saasala:
So I was inside the Ikotun market today to get some foodstuff when I heard people shouting blood of Jesus, some speaking in tongues. I turned back to see this beautiful owl trying to escape from a shop. The man in this picture hacked it down with a thick rod. Everyone said it is a witch in bird form.

Source: My Gionee M5 plus

Why una no use am cook peppersoup nah, like ur normal wild life killers ?