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Christianity Etc › Re: What Man Of God Is Pastor Chris Oyakhilome - Femi Aribisala by vivalavida(m): 12:33pm On Sep 21, 2014
kmcutez: Why are thou amused by his insults?
Who is this one?
Romance › Re: Share Your Worst Dating Experience by vivalavida(m): 12:26pm On Sep 21, 2014
bheemz: He told me to hide cos of one of his numerous gf(s) which I did *obediently*....lmao dat guy is freaking funny
Lmao
Christianity Etc › Re: What Man Of God Is Pastor Chris Oyakhilome - Femi Aribisala by vivalavida(m): 12:20pm On Sep 21, 2014
plainmirror: Watch your spellings. Meanwhile I said senseless and not useless unless u chose the latter as more befitting.
Hahahahahaha,una no go kill me for this nairaland
Christianity Etc › Re: What Man Of God Is Pastor Chris Oyakhilome - Femi Aribisala by vivalavida(m): 12:19pm On Sep 21, 2014
nora544: Why i should pray for a man who has no good word for his wife for so long.

I feel more for his wife who has to stay allone with two kids for 15 years.
nora544,always on point since 1600
Christianity Etc › Re: What Man Of God Is Pastor Chris Oyakhilome - Femi Aribisala by vivalavida(m): 12:17pm On Sep 21, 2014
God bless you Femi Aribisala,my favourite columnist.

To hell with Chris Oyakhilome
Romance › Re: Share Your Worst Dating Experience by vivalavida(m): 9:32am On Sep 21, 2014
obitee69: I met dis cute girl @ the bank were I work. We exchanged numbers. Bfore u say jack Robinson we strted dating. She started coming to stayover weekends at my condo. There was dis other chick that told me she wanted to spend d nite but she was just a friend tho. grin so I agreed. Meanwhile dis my babe stormed my house around 7pm. I strted forming quarell dat she shud have called b4 coming meanwhile not letting her enter my house b4 she sees d consignment I was harboring. I bundled her into d car and droPed her @ ogba faraway. Omo mehn as I got home to relax with d new babe. Na so the girl show again. She now pushed her way into my apartment. Saw the new girl and started Slapping me seriously. Like 4 hot slaps! In my house. Omo she wanted to stab me with a knife!!. At the end of the day BOTH of dem slept in my crib cry..The old babe even forced me to Bleep her while the new babe slept in d palour. The next day I had to dump her o. She begged n cried. But d way she embarrassed me I cannot forget. It was the first time I saw stars after someone slapped me. Chei!!
Hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
Romance › Re: Share Your Worst Dating Experience by vivalavida(m): 9:29am On Sep 21, 2014
Tashamania: No. Was just asking smiley
AskMANIA should be your name then
Romance › Re: Share Your Worst Dating Experience by vivalavida(m): 9:25am On Sep 21, 2014
kennygee: If I hear.
Talk true joor
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I Dress This Way For An Interview With Mtn Tomoro? (pix Included) by vivalavida(m): 12:09pm On Sep 19, 2014
ggrin: Tomao is saturdayundecided
Lmao!! Wicked!!!
Romance › Re: 12 Signs You Have Commitment Phobia And How To Fix it by vivalavida(m): 10:44am On Sep 16, 2014
It seems this author knows me. I am guilty of everything he wrote about. Especially tha last point.
Dont knw why i cant just stay in one relationship.I will be dating this geh,same time eyeing her friend and flirting with tonnes of other girls.
God,na u go deliver me ooo
Politics › Re: My Top Ten Nigeria Conspiracies by vivalavida(m): 7:40pm On Sep 15, 2014
kettykin: The conspiracy to keep igbos in Nigeria but out of the presidency.

Conspiracy to make Nigeria a land locked country with only one deep sea port entry in apapa.

The Nigerian census conspiracy.

The conspiracy to fight any performing igbo public officer, if Jega was igbo he would have either resigned or be sacked, while others are allowed on a new lease to correct their mistakes like the minister of immigration whom the hypocritical media over looked and decided to fight Stella Oduah, placing bullet proof cars on top of human life.

The subsidy conspiracy
One hennesy for u nwanne
Education › Re: Kwankwaso To Build Another School In Niger Republic by vivalavida(m): 9:24am On Sep 09, 2014
barcanista: Men with Vision sees beyond the ordinary eyes. Some Blinds are visionaries. Having sight does not translate to being a visionary. You have just confirmed your short-sightedness SIR
Visionary my foot.
Rubbish APSheet supporter of APC
Education › Re: Kwankwaso To Build Another School In Niger Republic by vivalavida(m): 9:18am On Sep 09, 2014
barcanista: PDP warrior that is inept with vision
This is the best vision only a blind man can have
Education › Re: Kwankwaso To Build Another School In Niger Republic by vivalavida(m): 9:12am On Sep 09, 2014
APC warriors have all avoided this thread.
See the rubbish their hero and presidential aspirant is planning to do.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Having A Crush On Omavik by vivalavida(m): 11:28pm On Sep 04, 2014
I just dey observe omavik
Christianity Etc › Re: Cyla Simpson's Defense Of Anita Oyakhilome by vivalavida(m): 12:44pm On Sep 03, 2014
Orthodox churches are the way to go.
Penticostal churches,especially those who allow the female members to come to church dressed anyway they like and without covering dia hair na SCAM
Politics › Re: General Ihejirika: A Loony Biafra Fanatic Or Just Deadly Corrupt? – Dr. Peregrin by vivalavida(m): 10:47am On Sep 02, 2014
The author of this bull-crap is a fool
Education › Re: 15 Escaped Chibok Girls Admitted Into AUN Academy On Scholarship by vivalavida(m): 8:10pm On Aug 31, 2014
Those sss3 girls that can speak simple good english?
Lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Removes Information About His Wife From Church Website, by vivalavida(m): 8:03pm On Aug 31, 2014
rabzy: This man and his pastors have always been greasy. Frying their hair all over the place speaking phoney and wearing designer suits. That's straight from guy men's book and u expect them not to be guy men
Real recognise real.
I love this comment
Romance › Re: When A Man You Love Is Too Shy To Woo You, What Do You Do? by vivalavida(m): 6:10pm On Aug 31, 2014
I have been wooed twice by ladies.
Infact,the second one has been wooeing me for the last 2 yrs. She is just too young. Even after promising to give her ma kid bro,she refused.
So all u ladies claiming that u hate being rejected,if u are in this girls shoes,u would have died by now.
She is maturing now sha. Na to just ....
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Removes Information About His Wife From Church Website, by vivalavida(m): 6:03pm On Aug 31, 2014
Why wont he commit adultery?
Who will preside over such an assembly where the ladies come to church almost naked and wont commit adultery/fornication?
Christ embassy has a wrong foundation. Same goes to every church where the ladies come to church putting on skimpies and without covering their hair. All of them are mere christian clubs.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by vivalavida(m): 10:00am On Aug 28, 2014
chukwuma101: Team Imo give us update now. Vivalavida are you @ the venue?
Didnt get an invite. A friend did.
I would have gotten if the exam was marked coz i aced it.
Na man know man package. Ma homie confessed to me
Second time sss is burning ma fingers
Wish them best of luck
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by vivalavida(m): 5:45am On Aug 26, 2014
Ugokingsaso: Imo team #whatsapp# 2nd Ph@se Loading............
any sms yet?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by vivalavida(m): 6:09pm On Aug 25, 2014
emlilshady: I'd try to find out.
This one u said owerri,have they started sending phase 2 sms to imolites?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by vivalavida(m): 5:37pm On Aug 24, 2014
dahme147: Hahahaha- giv them story say u dey purge na....call in sick
I called in sick thursday evening. Travelled to Owerri on friday morn. Wrote ma exam on sat. Took a bus back to lag sun morn. Infact i am typn this @ ibafo,abt to enta lag. And i heard succesful people will be invited for anoda exam by thursday 28th. So wich kind lie i go lie if i get anoda sms?
People with PhD in lying should come to ma aid
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by vivalavida(m): 9:28pm On Aug 23, 2014
sucess4me: team imo more hint pls. God bless u all
Those questions above are the only questions asked to imo candidates. Answer 2 out of da 3 essays
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by vivalavida(m): 9:27pm On Aug 23, 2014
sucess4me: team imo more hint pls. God bless u all
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by vivalavida(m): 9:25pm On Aug 23, 2014
Which kin lie person fit lie to escape from office again. This is incase i am called for a second test next week.
Liars in the house,please come to the help of me and those in my shoes ooo
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by vivalavida(m): 3:30pm On Aug 23, 2014
National current affairs
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by vivalavida(m): 2:10pm On Aug 23, 2014
done and dusted
So hopeful

U have to be CURRENT!!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by vivalavida(m): 9:26am On Aug 23, 2014
Crowd in owerri
Finally met ma Nigga Remele2 in da exam venue. 2yrs ago,we got to da interview stage. Brother,hopefully we will make it this time around

Success to all #TeamImo writing today.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by vivalavida(m): 11:32pm On Aug 22, 2014
ChelseaKings: From this, I can now tell U guys that the main recruitment test will be on the 28 generally. For those states writing b4 28, it means the number of applicants is much so they want to cut it down a bit b4 the main general test. So if U get an invite other than 28, try and do well so u would be called for the general test on 28. Those that are for 28, you are now in for the general test. #My Speculations though#
I dont tink this information is correct. The states who had their first exams were probably 3 states. How come the majority of the other states who obviously didnt write that day are slated to write on the 28th wich u said was the general test day? Why werent they screened too and some candidates selected for the 28th? My state imo is writing tommorow. After the exam comes the interview. I believe that first test by those other states was merely cancelled and da second phase test was just a way of covering their fvck-up.

This is ma opinion tho and i stand to be corrected

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