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[quote author=babe_online]Stella's azz that has been opened is what is making her cold. You do not expect her to not be cold with the events that have been happening in her life recently.

Poor Stealer... [/quote]Yoruba babes and english on nairaland today.
First it was diluminati with dumbity
Now it is babe_online with stealer.
Na wa ooo

diluminati: my fake jews people, dont be so dumb. the country is laughing at y'all shallowness and dumbity.

Come,this dumbity na English or na yoruba? I cant find dumbity in an english dictionary

[quote author=babe_online]@ rudedough with what you showed, Brazil is not cold. Insincere Nigerian has polluted your mind with his insincerity. Good luck coming out of the cage.[/quote]Did u do geography in school? When have your locality in Nigeria read 23'C before even with all the rainfall? Babe,@ that temperature,brazil will be cold for a Nigerian stepping into that place. @Night u are having 19'c. U can then imagine because most of the airconditioners u see around here have 18'C as theit MIN temp and yet u complain of cold under such AC's

rudedough: I don't argue about the obvious. I have posted picture evidence of the weather report in Brazil and i've also posted a link for everyone to verify. Do you have any proof that Stella Oduah posted her comment in the afternoon when the weather was hot?

Open the link and see for yourself, the weather today in Brazil will be at 23 degree Celsius during the day and 16 degree tonight. At 23 degree Celsius, Nigerians will be shouting "weather for 4".

http://www.accuweather.com/en/br/sao-joaquim/41289/weather-forecast/41289

Can you disprove me with some weather link that shows Brazil will be at 29 degree and 31 degree as you propagate.

First it was MBA, later it was Honorary PhD from a fake school... They have all been disproved. Now it's weather in brazil. Orisirisi.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehya @numerical_guy
This guy really humbled you.
You don answer numerical_guy sote your head no fit understand numbers again.
Rudedough,ride on

@Suya junction kwa? Chai!!!!!

RIP TO THE DECEASED

7 pages and yet da Op is silent
*Spits on thread and walks out*

@Op how was da sex last nite? or are u guys sstill in bed?

Pretyangel25: Ever since I step my foot in my sis house, the husband have been disturbing my life, first he sent me message and I taught it was a joke just last night he purposely touch my breast when I was in the kitchen cooking and I became so angry that I refuse 2 eat and my sis ask me why I'm that angry, I couldn't utter a word because he was staring at me.

He sent me another text this afternoon telling me that my sis is travelling on wednesday this week 2 come back on sunday and that he will have me all 2 himself, can u imagine? should I tell me sis and how will she feel? Because I don't want to create problem btw them. Advice please

Today na the wednessday nite oo. Hope say u don baf,spray better perfume. You go musto joil this nite

Lerato9: Ok i am a female and my best friend is a guy. We are extremely close and theres nothing we dont share with each other. We are there for each other during our highs and low points. I have a boyfriend and he has a girlfriend. We met during nysc in Nasarawa state in 2006 and have remained close since we both relocated and work in abuja after youth corps.

Recently, though, we have been cuddling alot. When i visit him, or sleep over at his place, we end up cuddling. On the couch, bed etc,. Sometimes he is in only his boxers and i in bra and underwear alone or lingerie.

The thing is we dont even kiss or have sex but he strokes my back, neck, thighs and stomach. I also run my fingers everywhere but never touch his pe.nis.

I derive immense comfort and pleasure from these cuddles and i dont intend stopping. I absolutely trust and adore him and he treats me with utmost respect.

Are we cheating on our partners? Is it a bad thing? Is it a sin as we are both christians and fear God.

OMG i am sooooo confused!!!M

U finished NYSC since 2006 as a lady and u are not yet married? Old woman like u still dey do boyfriend/girlfriend tins and cuddling with your bestie. Chai!!!!!!!!!!!!

ijebunigerian: What's the latest news folks? I heard that applicants will be notified via SMS so let's keep our phones intact. Let us share whatever news we have & stop hoarding information. Thanks.

Notified when?

Is wa for todays front page topics oo

esherizdan: na lie no be joke u just dey pour out ur frustratn bcoz
nexia pple no invite u 4 test .I just told u d simple truth and u just
dey vibrate like vibrator

Vibrate cause of sheris daniel? Lol. Are u that ting i saw on fb? Tufiakwa.Since u lead a sad life and cant afford to joke,ama leave u to ya sadness.

esherizdan: u r a disgrace 2 men c as u dey follow woman talk.so childish

Wey da woman?

tchidi:
Ogbanje!! Imagine say she vex begin curse all ya generation? na gobe for u oº°˚!

U don first curse me by calling me ogbanje na.
If she cant sense da humour in what i am doing,then she can go and burn in hell. Her fking curse can have no effect on me. Some of you take life so serious that u cant afford to smile or knw when someone is joking wif them

esherizdan: @vivalavida u r a disgrace 2 men c as u dey follow woman talk.so childish

Something tells me that your jobless boyfriend wrote this comment. Cause i believe u have a better sense of humour. But if actually u did,then your case is a lost one.

henry007: what makes you think I own a dog/ have a kernel. Making unnecessary conclusions to back up the fact that you are extremely dirty coz ur dogs are a reflection of who you are. Get your life together before owning several dogs that you can't take proper care of and stop wishing for bank loans and manner from heaven. Your like all those pple living under bridge that keep having children.

This wha am talkn about niggie. You nearly buried that broda. Choi!!!!
Saintjoel,try and manufacture a knockout punch fast fast

saintjoel: Now I know you're a fool and seriously I don't need to start arguing with you.Kindly show us a picture/pictures of your kernel and let's see the shiny floors and gold plated cages or do you think I breed these dogs for sale.

Foolish and jobless people like you just come on Nairaland to insult people,so it's not necessary I respond to your comments again since I'm not under any obligation to answer nor have I loaned money from you to breed my dogs,they've the best medical care and food and if God gives me the money to build a bigger house,I'll put them there,at least I live in my own house and I've a job,what do you have ,silly soul.

O boy see reply. Since 6.14pm. Henry reply na. Na 2 page reply u dey type since?

Lol @esheridan
Tanx for mailing me questions tho. Nobody is satisfied with wat he/she has now. That's y we are humans.Economics taught us that human wants are unlimited while the resources to satisfy them are limited. Thats y even though we may be working,we still aspire for berra fins.
I just wanted to rile you up a bit which i succeded in doin. Lol
Go brush that your smiley teeth joor and if u reply me again,i go pm you. If i do that,ur bf has lost his babe.

See the long tin wey u type due to joblessness

Na wa ooo
Where is pastor Chris Okotie on da list na?
And also tha bling bling wearing Pastor Oritsejafor?

All this aboki boys,boko haramites and suicide bombers typing from the confines of their huts in the dry sahara weather accompanied by hot sun,sweltering heat-wave and fly infestation tink say islam dey igboland. I got news for you niggies, no such thing down here. You only find mosques in ala-hausa (hausa enclave) and the one @shell camp wich is a police barracks. These are the only 2 mosques i have seen in imo state and they are built close to your people.
And talking about your people in owerri, they now look neat,dress cool and even chase women. Unlike you folks in da sahara were the sun has dried your grey mata and fried the remaining white mata in ya brain.
Islam cant do no shit in igbo land.

ndidibabe: Look at this Idiot trying to distinguish between Tribalism and Racism. You don't even know what the former mean..

Use ndidi aka patience and diffrentiate racism and tribalism for me.

esherizdan: haha u make me laugh.u tink all dat wrote d test r jobless lik u no wonder u r stil hoping nexia wil cal 4 anoda batch.

Lie lie
Jobless couple

Someone should get me into an arabic country. I go turn imam there sef. When am done makn ma dough they can kiss ma behind. igbo men are buisness minded. We are in it for the accruing benjamins.

esherizdan: who told u my bf who applied 4 info officer level 8 wrote d test.we were in d same center rimi college kaduna

So you and your bf are jobless. Wow

ndidibabe: Racist, will you shut your dirty mouth up?? Which village do you live? I am born and bred in Lagos, married a Yoruba Man, have so many yoruba friends and colleagues and I am glad to say Yorubas are very great people. Racism is a result of hunger, depression, insanity and isolation. Why will a sane person hate another because of his or her race. Reason isn't far fetched- an hungry man is an angry man. Let's wipe poverty away in our land. People like deshclones need help...

You are the angry one here babe. Chai!!! See anger. Anger have made u not to knw da difference between racist and tribalist. Nna mehn,i wish i saw you when you were typing this. You probably must have been seething in anger,teeths clattering while bashing furiously @ ur keypads.
@OP,you be confirmed coward. Small thing and you are already shaking like a rat outta water. Which babalawo goes around begging dough. U met a masquerade. I wouldnt wanna relate ma experience with a masquerade one sunny afternoon. The tin come dey ginger b4 me,when i threatened to beat him up and remove that his cloth,he had no option but to shift

Lol. Igbo boiz on tha move.
I remember when Okocha joined fernabache after da 1998 world cup. He and the gentle giant had to adopt muslim names cause of tha environment where they were playing. Okocha chose da name Mohammed. When he left for psg,dat name died. He married Nkechi @sss mulumba in lag, a catholic church.
Emeka Ezeugo is doing practically same thing. He is trying to gain wholesome acceptability by the bangladesh public and hence his fake conversion. He deliberately said his family understands. Yea,igbo families gaa nghotaa maka nwa ntiti oge,nwanne anyi nwoke gaa eri mbo mbo with ego haa. Emeka ma broda,carry on. If i see away to land in bangladesh now now,me too kwa go convert so i fit pack that their money run.
As for u boko haramites,u didnt win a soul.Rejoice as my igbo broda pulls his heist on you guys. Lol

You guys are just wasting your time here. Call them wat u like,from ignorant to greed etc,they dont care. It flies in goes in from one ear and leaves the other. Even if u will elicit any response from them,what u will get is *whatever*. This present generation of girls are da worst to thread on this country

Monie,the lady in canada,i loved your contribution to the topic. It was quite expository. Adaeze,kudos to you.

Am outta this thread.

I knw the cowards will miss my home-truths

Criminal Ibos: fool.!! U keep spew trash d they fund babasuwe guilty,,son of a bas.tard

If you knew ma genealogy,u wouldnt open your mouth to call me bastard. I forgive you. The only person i blame is your drunken father who in a fit of rage slept with your mad mother in an uncompleted building with no roof on a rainy cold night and that singular act brought u into this world. I spit on u

harde2lah: ...and u think our important ladies will marry a spare part dealer or markater? They will associate wit pple of equal importance, so gbo? ODE!

Better than an agbo hawker. Thats what your folks do in owerri

Back to the thread,i wish other Nigerians can learn to be Nigerians the way the igbos are. We love our neighbours,we move around,we inter-marry. But you all view this with suspicion because u aint got that sociable and enterprising spirit of da igbo man. She might be yoruba birthed but due to marriage,she is an igbo lady now. So yorubas accept it that u have an igbo regent in akure. She wont rule foreva.