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Evans dey learn work where this one dey

When Bishops court in IMSU was bishops court, you dare not come here and try this nonsense. Students go beat u and your gun.
Back then, a police patrol car have been seized and the four tyres lessened in front of 4-in-1 hostel and the police men chased away with stones. They had to bring re-enforcement and a towing vehicle to tow their car.

Ask any IMSU alumni of bishops court.

Seema u don't have real life friends and family.
Can you imagine someone coming to a faceless forum to seek empathy? Are u serious?
U just wanna hear sorry from people u don't even know, people who actually don't Fucking care and say it for just saying sake?
Haba

Ikechunna:
The fucking fool is actually Yoruba pretending to be Akwa Ibom. Vivalavida exposed him in one topic. I will not for a slight second be surprised if the so called "Akwa ibomites" on this topic are not ALL Afonjas. The fact so called "Akwa ibomites" aren't aware that Ndokis are indigenous to Akwa Ibom is comical to say the least especially considering both Abia and Annang people have been in constant battle for God knows how long now over boundary adjustment. Hell recently read an article in year 2000 of fighting occurring in Ika LGA by people that are pro-annang and pro-Igbo. Supposedly, there's an identity problem in some of the indigenous there. Some believe they are Annang while some believe they are Igbo.

So that's his new moniker?
Lol

For the fourth consecutive year, President Muhammadu Buhari, the
Sultan of Sokoto, Muhammadu Saad Abubakar III, and the infamous Boko
Haram leader, Abubakar Shekau, have been listed among the most
powerful Muslims in the world.

This is contained in a Muslim publication, The Muslim500 in its 2020
edition, an annual compilation of the good, the bad, and the ugly in
the Islamic world, which was obtained by SaharaReporters today
(Wednesday).

Buhari is listed 17th and the Sultan, 20th most powerful Muslims and
Abubakar Shekau, Boko Haram leader, is listed as one of the seven most
powerful Muslim extremists in the world, in the latest report.

Billionaire businessman and philanthropist, Aliko Dangote, and the
Emir of Kano, Muhammadu Sanusi II, also made the list.

Others are Egypt and Liverpool’s star player, Mohammed Salah; Real
Madrid coach, Zinedine Zidane; and Manchester United’s Paul Pogba.

According to the publication released on the Muslim500 website, Buhari
has achieved much progress in the areas of corruption, economy, and
security in Nigeria.

President Buhari, who has always been accused by his critics of being
a religious bigot, was described in glowing terms in the Muslim500
report.

The publication said of the president: “President Muhammadu Buhari won
his second term as President of Nigeria in February 2019, beating his
rival by more than three million votes.”

It noted further: “President Buhari began his military career at the
Nigerian Military Training School of Kaduna in 1963. He was involved
in military counter-coups in 1966 and 1975, and the coup of 1983 which
overthrew the democratically-elected government and resulted in him
being head of state for two years. During these years, he gained fame
for his all-out war against corruption and indiscipline, a reputation
he has since kept. In 1985 he was overthrown and kept in detention for
three years.

"President Buhari ran as the main opposition candidate in the
presidential elections of 2003, 2007 and 2011, all ending in defeat,
before winning in 2015. His platform was built around his image as a
staunch anti-corruption fighter and his reputation for honesty and
incorruptibility. He is considered an icon by the Muslims of northern
Nigeria, but enjoys nationwide respect due to his stance on
corruption.”

Of Shekau, the publication said, "Shekau is the head of Boko Haram, a
terrorist group in Nigeria that has carried out a number of
atrocities. He speaks Hausa, Arabic, and English, and claims to have
undergone theological training. He has appeared in videos posted
online, most notably after the kidnapping of over 200 schoolgirls in
April 2014.

"In March 2015, Boko Haram pledged allegiance to DA’ISH and stepped up
their terror attacks, including a massacre of over 150 Muslims praying
in mosques during Ramadan. In August 2016, DA’ISH appointed Abu Musab
Al-Barnawi as the group’s new leader, but Shekau refused to recognize
Barnawi’s authority. Unconfirmed reports of Shekau’s death are
regularly disproved every few months."

While commenting on the influence the Sultan wields in Nigeria, the
Muslim500 report noted: “Amirul Mu’minin Sheikh as Sultan Muhammadu
Sa’adu Abubakar III is the 20th Sultan of Sokoto. As Sultan of Sokoto,
he is considered the spiritual leader of Nigeria’s 85.5 million
Muslims, who account for roughly 50 percent of the nation’s
population. Although the position of Sultan of Sokoto has become
largely ceremonial, the holder is still a central figure for Nigerian
Muslims.”

It added, "Abubakar holds important administrative influence in
Nigerian religious life. Abubakar is the titular ruler of Sokoto in
northern Nigeria and is also the head of the Nigerian National Supreme
Council for Islamic Affairs.

"The leadership of this council means that the Sultan of Sokoto
remains the only figure that can legitimately claim to speak on behalf
of all Nigerian Muslims. This role has become increasingly influential
over the years with a rise in interreligious tensions between
Nigeria’s Muslim majority north and Christian-majority south."

The latest report described Sanusi, the14th Fulani Emir of Kano, as
the second-highest "Muslim authority in the land (the Sultan of Sokoto
being the first)".

Sanusi succeeded his late uncle Dr. Ado Bayero in 2014.

"He is the former governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) and a
respected Islamic scholar who has won numerous awards. He has pointed
out corruption in previous governments, pushed for an end to child
marriage and been a target for Boko Haram," said the publication.

http://saharareporters.com/2019/10/02/exclusive-buhari-boko-haram-shekau-named-among-world%E2%80%99s-most-powerful-muslims

mimicious:
Give me his number let me talk to him on your behalf

Lol

Wehdone ma

I thought they said this thing whyning like a bitch in labour is an actor?

How come.no one has heard his name or seen him in movies?

Lmao

Ur craze no get part two

Remember when Nigeria levied MTN with that heavy penalty,we were rejoicing. They must pay,they must pay.
Now it's our turn.i can only imagine how MTN will be laughing at the federal government of Nigeria.

So sad

Today’s sham trial in Nigeria is entirely illegitimate, and follows a systematic campaign of harassment, intimidation and illegal detention of a number of individuals associated with P&ID or the GSPA contract. The individuals detained have not been afforded due process and have instead been pressured and intimidated by the government into making false statements.

“Nigeria’s Attorney General Abubakar Malami has publicly acknowledged that his aim is to provoke global opposition against P&ID, by undertaking this EFCC ‘investigation’.

“None of the individuals involved are current employees or representatives of P&ID. P&ID itself has received no communication from any Nigerian authority about the investigation or today’s hearing. There has been no evidence produced, no defence allowed, no charges laid, no due process followed.

“The EFCC’s investigation is an attempt to produce false evidence, and is being conducted in blatant disregard of basic human rights and the rule of law. P&ID calls on the Government of Nigeria to accept its responsibilities under the law and to cease this sham investigation.”

https://pandidfacts.com/nigerias-sham-trial/

Laycon1:
We are in it together bro. I just simply remove my sim and insert in one small palasa phone. I can't come and have all my credit exhausted just to send a simple message as (ok).
I think the problem is with the software update of the phone. Maybe the next security update will fix

Same phone?

CharlesJok3r:
Try installing a third party SMS app like Truecaller...
Try resetting your phone!

Same thing with Truecaller msg app.
Even Facebook messenger app.
Nokia advised me to do so. I have done it. Same thing

Therealx24:
I can help resolve it,

How

All these Yoruba actress and fight sef
If it's not Lizzy Anjorin and toyin Abraham
It is kemi Olunloyo and Ronke oshodi
Or kemi and toyin Abraham

The fight keeps going round amongst them

I need your help guys. I use a Nokia 4.2 which I bought in June. I had to upgrade my MTN SIM to 4g SIM and that is where my wahala started. Anytime I send an SMS,it delivers four times. I have complained to MTN,they have done their investigation and said the issue ain't from their end. I have gotten across to Nokia,they directed me to do some stuffs and still the same problem persists.
Has anyone faced this kind of issue before and how did the person resolve this?
Thanks as I await your suggestions.

mrvitalis:
This country is messed up ....

What did boko haram people commit that they are released ? Bandits granted amnesty ...

A harmless man is luck up for protesting against the government ....

If u support this remember so wore was like u ..few years back

Enyia,stop acting smart. U were one of the efulefus who actively campaigned for this government to seize power. Enjoy it. One day u might be the one to be arrested.
He who rides on the back of the tiger will one day end up in its belly.

Crime happen everywhere in Nigeria oo.
But the kind of crimes emanating from northern Nigeria is mind boggling.

That babe is complete.
Nothing missing,nothing to add.

Enjoy my guy.

Lol

So soon?

saraki2019:
No any ndibo has ever and will ever,

Stop introducing tribal slurs into the incompetence of your lord and master

makewetalk2:
you quoted me because of islam. not because you FEEL that I am justifying a crime. So, I am not stupid you hear. Now answer the following questions:
When Mohammed asked his soldiers to commit Moota which is outright prostitution with women who are not their wives, what was he promoting when he fully knew that those soldiers had wives at home.

second question: Islam teaches that God called ALL HIS/THE ANGELS and asked them to bow to Adam but Satan refused. Is Satan an angel OR A JIN?

3rd: Was the Koran recited before it was written? If yes, why did Uthman need written copies to compile the Koran?
And, if it was not recited before the Koran, then why does your doctrine teach that it was recited? If Uthman needed written copies for verification, doesn't it mean that the recitation was wrong after all? doesn't it mean that the men had no faith and conviction in the words that they recited? since uthman needed verification to prove that his recitation was wrong, how can one trust his version of the koran? this recitation, as claimed went on in many countries before the koran was written. so how many people had the wrong or unverified recitations of the koran? and most importantly, if Uthman lacked confidence in the recitation that mohammed taught him, did he really BELIEVE mohammed? why did he need to verify what mohammed taught him as against the things that he wrote down?

If Mohammed considered the verses of the Koran Holy, why did he litter copies of the Koran instead of taking it along with him as the old prophets did in the Torah(I know that you believe in the Torah). Why did they have to search for the verses (of the supposedly holy book) during compilation?

If the hunt was only for the verses, why were other versions of the Koran burnt? you will suppose that verses are not books, so why was there burning of islamic books and what books were they if not the koran? and, who wrote those koranic versions that they burned? Why not keep them to show transparent evidence of the veracity of the Koran if it had any?

under whose direction were the koranic versions burned since mohammed was long dead at the time?

since the authentication of islam is in the Bible, why was the torah (in which the muslims believe) not included in the koran?

Then know it that you are very stupid. I quoted u cause u were justifying some CyberCrime and not because of any Islamic bullshit.

Help guys.
My female cousin got a job invite early this morning. She said she has done so many applications of recent and can't remember doing this one. I am suspicious of the address seeing that it is Ikeja and that Ikeja is synonymous to GNLD. So please look at the screenshots and advice. She is new in lagos.

makewetalk2:
at least i have people. you are a stary rabid dog without people. islam is a crime. I did not justify it. i exposed it. crime is deceiving people into thinking that they are safe with you when you have a hatched plan to smite their necks. that is yahoo

What brought Islam into your stupid action of trying to justify crime?
Or do I look like those bomb wearing head slammers to you?
I doubt of your cognitive functions are in order.

starbuck:
Ụmụ nwoke dị ụkọ, ndị effc a chọrọ kà ụmụ nwaanyị ṅụọ di

Umu nwoke na Kwa truck ni me ahia Ka no ya o

makewetalk2:
misplaced priorities. ignorance and lack of smartness ebb the future of nigerians away. these boys are just hobos seeking a way out of their miseries. these boys did not kill anyone. there are lives wasting in the north. there are real serial killers roaming the streets.
many years now everyone knows of ibadan skull mining. there is no effort to eradicate that. look around you so many skull mining shrines still in operation. there is no efcc to protect people from losing their skull up to this very moment.

the main cause of yahoo yahoo is lack of jobs and lack of opportunities. nigerian men hired in many countries are respected for their industriousness, tenacity, and intelligence to tackle strenuous tasks and troubleshoot problems that even experts cannot figure out a way. but in nigeria these men are called lazy and useless.

how can you be arresting 4 lazy men for doing a job? yahoo yahoo is a dubious business. lazy men are not engaged. they sleep and loll.

the main yahoo yahoo is the president and his cohorts. they take pictures of unreal things. do you all remember when they shared a picture of fast trains? Look at all their campaign promises. that is a pure scam. they fool nigerian with false promises and what is scam?
a country in which the photographer of the president has a twitter handle and can publicly condemn a country like the US calling it very dirty. I dont know Putin or Trump's photographer.

these 4 boys are fall guys. the nigerian police need to use these guys to develop their systems. yahoo yahoo boys should be employed by the government seriously. without any form of education or professional exposure, they create incredible tools and ideas to scam, that is talent when used in the right way. but buhari don finish with cows to talk of humans. countries are moving forward. nigeria just day there. warri no get paper to print passport of nigerian citizens. for months now people are waiting for papers to print their travel passport.

make dem free these guys. the real scam na government officials and insidious muslims who fool you with peace but in their hand, they have a smiting sword to smite your neck. that is scam.

Look at the epistle you typed to justify crime.

You are a disgrace to your people

Beremx:
He wants to reverse climate change as in how? It's no more corruption abi? He should know the meaning of Climate change first.

Baba has really gone insane!!

Baba wey u follow market

We older nairalanders won't forget you and Obiageli's dance of shame here in the name of supporting the old senile bastard.

This Idris Muhammed guy dey feel the heat well well

Tonysmith4sure:
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2months ago, i did an upgrade......3G to 4G at the GloWorld office in Owerri, they took my old sim and gave me a new 4G sim. Its working perfectly now. That being said, they will take d old sim and give u a new 4G sim while retaining ur number. Thats what they do.

When I upgraded my MTN SIM to 4G in June,they still have me my old SIM