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sapien: Magnum or Magun?

Oh sorry, I got that mixed up. Not too conversant with the word, so thanks for correcting me.

And yea, have u heard of that before? Magun?

Double post!

sapien: There is no harm in coveting those monstrous, voluptous and succulent bosoms, is there?

There is everything wrong with it. Ever heard of magnum?

sapien: You sure say bible go fit solve this one?

You ain't a Pastor Mrs, are you?

Yea, bible would do it. And no, I'm not a pastor Mrs. I'm not a Mrs, yet.

Pataki: While she is moaning: Yee-haw!! For my Nigerian Yoruba sisters, they moan: Ye-pa!!

dies

sapien: Vivy, why you dey dissapoint me nah?
How you go try bad bad ideas in your head?

Since the weather is chilly, why don't you practicalize? Put a call through to "Mr Vivvy", if he is unavailable, and start the job of an headmistress(oral 101), thought by Prof Mrs. Jk.

Mr. VIvy is unavailable, and won't be for a long time. I'm in trouble, I guess .
Well, I'd keep my bible close by, fighting temptation mode activated .

Thanks Coogar.

Can someone pls help a sister out here? Pls, which one is reverse cow girl? I have no idea what that is.

kandiikane:

I refused to be led into temptation. The weather is quite cold and romantic and now I have all these bad bad ideas (that I wanna try out btw) in my head, thanks to Jenny! So yea, this thread deserves to be sprinkled with holy water .

OMG! *sprinkles holy water across the thread*

greatgod2012: You know what, i was discussing this issue with someone, and he said and i quote....."i use to sleep in public vehicles before, but i can never do it again, because, through sleeping, i have for once lost my bag and i have also missed dropping at the busstop i was supposed to stop, it cost me a lot of money and stress before i got back to my presupposed busstop"
on hearing this, i laugh so teeeh, i almost fell off a chair, but jokes apart, this is one of the adverse effects of sleeping while travelling with/through public transport system.

Lmao! She must be a deep sleeper, .

Yes I do sleep in public vehicles but it depends on the distance of the journey. For instance, if I'm going to Phc or Warri, there won't be need for sleep, but if I'm going to Abj or Lag? I'd definitely sleep at some point. I do not snore tho.

"Come let's go shopping, bill is on me."

"Come out, that range rover car parked outside is yours."

"Tax law is no longer a compulsory course for accounting Information system students."

"A suite and a spa have been book for u at Beverly Hills, LA., don't worry hun, the bill is on me"

"This is ur Visa for an all expense paid trip to the Caribbeans."

Should I go on?

Well, I'm Nigerian but not too "Nigerian." If I'm into a guy, I don't have a problem with PDA. I could munch ur mouth anytime anywhere

Now that I think of it, I have tears streaming down my cheek, but they are tears of joy.

I'm thankful to God for my life, He picked me up from the gutters and placed my feet on higher ground. Looking back to how I started, I never knew I'd get this far, the road has been bumpy but His grace always makes a way, always. Cos even in the darkest night, no matter how scary it is, no matter how long it takes, my fortitude is unwavering cos all I know is .............chinazamekpere.

I know someday I'm gonna stand before a real life audience and tell this story, and I know when that day comes, all the tears, the failures, the disappointment, the excruciating heartbreaks, the betrayals, the pains, etc it caused me to get here won't matter.

As I rejoice for my life, I also mourn my best friend whose life was cut short at the peak of actualizing her dreams. It breaks my heart that a burning fire was extinguished, just like that! After all we went through together, after all the sacrifices, it was indeed for nothing!

Chinwe, I hate that you had to die, I hate that you didn't get the chance to feel what's like for ur dreams to come true, to know that yes, ur sacrifices paid off. I hate that you won't be able to look at me and say "Chichi, yes we made it."
Its been 4 years now and I think about you everyday, your nightingale voice still resound in my head and keep wondering "what if u were alive?"
Your death was so painful, yet it served as a reminder of a second chance for me, the second chance u never got. It also got me through pretty dark days.

I'm just thankful for that second, third, fourth chance. Even tho I'm grossly unworthy of it, I just pray God doesn't run out of chances with me.

daik: Yea, since u ve divorce me, I have to keep to myself....lol
How are u? Miss u real good.

I'm fine o, I didn't divorce u o. I sent u a mail but u didn't reply....... I miss u small .

daik: Lust in disguise....

Sup? Long time.....

I wonder why ladies/guys still think of what their opposite counterparts want.

The questions is what do I want? What makes me happy? I'm gonna do what I want and what makes me happy and if any guy can't stand it, it would be more of his problems than mine.

190: strange because i read in my history class
that Nigerian girls are attracted to pallbearers and undertakers

didnt know the chinese do

Now u know, so base on the facts at ur disposal, u can now propound ur own theory.

190: are u in any way Nigerian

No, I'm chinese.........

190:

What? Close ur eyes joor.

Yes I can. The fact that he is a pallbearer is no big deal, if I could deal with having someone I loved die in my arms, embracing someone I loved while her corpse was being laid in state, then what's the big deal about someone lifting just a coffin?

cdamsel: soon I ll break ur head

Morning sweetheart.....