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sapien: Say the truth and shame the devil!
How would you like to be woken up?
With a cup of tea? Hot round of twin towers sucking? Headmaster job?

Is Sanb a newbie?






#justasking#

me' n 'me:
Thank you! I learnt the cream is about 4500, what about the serum? and which of the lotion should i but, it has carrot,etc which one is the best amd where can i get the original from?

Yea, the cream is 4500, tho I get mine for 4800, the serum is 2300 and the shower cream is 1200. I use the one in a white container, I guess that's the "carrot." The ones in Ash and Brown containers go for 6k and the serum go for 4k, I guess.

2buff: Did you see the response? If not then NL might not have your active email address. You could PM me with it if so.

Yea, I got it, both of them and I have replied.

2buff: Answer your PM

Sorry, I saw the notification but didn't get the pm. I'd pm you then.

2buff: Well I hope Mr vivy would at least have my mind.
Otherwise, things would be too boring for you

So what's ur kinda mind? *winks*

sapien: Na Coogar, Pataki and Jk be my teachers!

They taught me all I knew!

Have you been practising? you theory is nothing without practical.

2buff: Assuming your other name was mrs 2buff, Is there any specific way you would want to be woken up?

That's left for Mr. Vivy to find out.

sapien: As in ehn!
Why would a grown man go down on an unshaved tunnel?

You this guy, u too like bad things.

sapien: *faints*
You don kolo finish!

I know.

*yawns* I gotta sleep, with my bible close by. Fighting temptation things.

2buff: Thats for Mrs 2Buff to find out

Hmmmm, ok.

1, 3 and 6.

2buff: LOL Eewww. How person go chop *strange*? Professional ashawo on top matter.
Na die be dat naw. Craw craw go full him tongue the next morning

That aside, if he doesnt like to eat food from it he's not doing it right.
Which is why I prefer shaved.

Lmao, you sound like a professional in this act of 'chopping.' Pls tell me, what kinda food do u like eating from there? Tea?

sapien: Kisser of what? Lips or twin towers?

Both! He must know how to work on those twin towers, maybe with a whip cream. *winks*

2buff: There we go. That's the sort of creativity I'm talking about. This girl na fast learner
It is entirely possible to use it as a plate

lwkmd! Oh no....., my girlfriend told me a story. A story of a man that went to a hotel to lodge, requested for food and was severed a plate of rice. While he was eating the rice and was almost done, he saw I strand of hair in the plate, he refused to pay for the food and went to his room. Shortly, he ringed room service and the lady came after so much delaying, knocked and barged into the room and saw the man going down on a lady. This conversation took place between them:
Lady: "sir, did u not just refuse to pay for my. food cos u saw a strand of hair?"
Man: "yes, that was because I wanted food and not hairs. If I see any grain of rice in this thing I'm doing too, I won't pay either."

sapien: Toothpick? To do what?
Remove hair stuck in between teeth?

Yea, including rice and bone. .

2buff:

Don't write it off just yet.
If God gives you a husband like me, your thighs go dey shake and sweat almost everyday.

hmmm, this thing dikwa serious. Well, I wouldn't really care much if he is good at it. I just need him to be a good kisser. That's what makes me tick.

2buff:

Ok.

2buff: You just need training. ... With whipped cream...or syrup... Or both.

With the right person who makes it fun, you'll get hooked

you are so bad.

2buff: Why not? Explain your inhibitions.

I don't know, I find it irritating, singing with a microphone inclusive.

2buff: No dey form like say you no go enjoy husband like dat
I no dey chop now, because that honor na only for Mrs 2Buff.

I'm not a fan of it.

2buff: You have no idea

Oya na, chop on. Keep toothpick around o.

2buff: My church sisters, e no get how you wan holy reach wey you no go suck dat your hubby (as in husband O) ting till hin toes curl.
Also if the guy na correct, hin suppose chop your own belleful e.g waking you up with chopping, chopping it for dessert on the table on his plate after eating his favorite meal, kitchen chopping while you are washing plate, car chopping... Omo my wife go too enjoy

Na food?

kulyie: sprinkles sp..erm on her head

Hmmmmm, I see you are learning fast, Jenny is doing a great job. I guess now u know what sp..erm tastes like huh?

As for me, start as friends but give me a clue of ur intention once in a while so that I don't "friend zone" you (that's if I like you). The reason is friendship is a surer way of having this amazing guy in my life like forever and I wouldn't want to ruin that. So, if a guy comes too close to me (as completely just friends) and he is this great guy, I'm gonna fall in love with him so bad that I'd want him in my life for a long time, and friendship is a surer way. It would really hurt me to fall in love, and fall out of love and we would become enemies. That could
really suck for me.

So yea, let's be friends but chip in ur intentions once in a while.

I have gotten 2 so far. One actually amused me and the other one got me furious.

Well, she had every right to be threatened by me but contacting me was way outta line. She crossed a thiny line there. So I calmed her down, and explained things to her. I told her if I wanted to hurt her, the guy is question wouldn't have married her. I drew her attention to so many incidents that happened in their relationship and how they were resolved which she didn't even know why they were resolved.

Did I love the guy, hell yes! I loved him to bits, the best guy I have ever been with.......but I never wanted to hurt the girl cos he met her first, so I had to let go of him for her (a decision I still regret till now).

I told her I never wanted to hurt her then, I will never hurt her now. If she has problems with her husband, she should sort them out with him. Told her if she ever contacts me again, BY State would be too small to contain both of us.

Well, there was always a "Vivian issue" till they moved to another town and everybody had peace.

coogar: if you are not a mrs yet then you can't be magun-laced.

Well, I guess I'm atypical.