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sinizia:
The Typical African...his mind is far nearer to the animal world than that of the European or Asiatic...-Lord Lugard(1926)NG,Gov-Gen 1913-18

Words on the marble. Though harsh, but painfully true. 89 years after Lord Lugard made this infamous statement, the stark reality staring at us proves him right. Africans are still backward till this age. Our hatred for our fellow race is the bane of our existence. if you want to doubt him, take a look at the current cesspit Nigeria is in.

U said those words as I would have.

mkpikpub:
I need an advice fellow Nairalanders. My Friend's wife is making my once easy life very complicated. I have a very close friend. We went through the same secondary school and university.

We are both working for different multinational companies. We are very comfortable and have a very wonderful family. My Friend's wife wants an affair with me. She's so open about it and I have told her it's a big No.

She disturbs me with calls and love text messages. I have not told my wife and I have not told my friend. Recently my friend travelled to US on a training and he called me about 11P.m that I should help take the wife to his company's clinic because according to my friend she was in crises. My wife did not object to my rendering this assistance at that time of the night and I took the risk for a friend but when I got there, the two kids were already in bed. I was expecting to see her in a critical state, but she was not. The next thing she did was to send her maid upstairs to stay with the kids that she was going to the hospital and will lock up. I noticed that she was trying to feign some abdominal pains in front of the maid. All of a sudden, she came up and held me tight.

I manage to take her to my car and I ended up driving her around the streets of Ph. She confessed she wanted to sleep with me and that we should lodge somewhere till morning. I told her to give me time to think about it. This was just for me to return her home. Should I tell my wife and her husband?

Please help I am not myself anymore.

Yes...tell everyone what's going. You will be sorry if u don't. Trust.
Do so before it's too late.

Most of these married people claim to be all that when they are mostly just usually broke, dumb, frustrated, angry, and hence jealous (that ur as free as a bird) , and banging other people's spouses


Y'all think marriage is a badge of honor??
For all those men who married to get respect from other people and are paying a heavy price for it, it would be appropriate to stick a label on ur forehead reading "jackass". And no, we don't wish to be like u.



I have a dream
That one day
Men
Will not be judged by their martial status
But by the content of their character and social output.

Sehindemi:
On a very serious note,@all single working class guys,wat'z y'all still doing unmarried?? Una truly get mission!!!

R u married??
If not
Please
Kindly
Shut ur pie hole
Thanks

Jenny1010:
1. To a woman, the hottest thing in the world is watching a man deftly perform a task. If you've got one thing that you're good at cooking, carpentry, whatever, let us catch you at it.

2. If you stop with the compliments, then so might our efforts to look as hot as we did when we started dating. Why
should we spend time and money that we don't have in excess when our target audience doesn't even notice?. Now you know why your wife stopped dressing like she use to before.

3. Every woman you've ever dates imagined what her name would sound like with your last name.

4. We find it creepy when your fingernails are longer and/or shinier than ours. It's not jealousy.

5. Sometimes we just complain about our periods so you'll leave us alone. That's the easiest escape route and it's works all the time.

6. We are judging your outfit, whether silently or not, from head to toe, right every moment.

7. If you wear a cap/hat on the first and second date, we conclude within us that you are baldheaded. It's now left for us to decide whether to carry on or not.

8. We are the same human being with makeup and without it. If you truly like us with makeup , you have no excuse not to like us without makeup. It's still same person.

9. We want you to look nice, but please don't spend more time getting ready than we do. You are guy for God sake.

10. We really don't like your skinny jeans. It makes you look gay.

11. We know we snore sometimes. Don't ever tell us when we do. Just keep it down deep inside your mind. Get it

12. We understand the World Cup, premier league and champion league too, maybe even more than you. Just that we don't like to make too much noise about it. Within us , we know about the game more better.. Trust me!

13. We think guys who call every day and don't ask us out are playing hard to get. Come on, collections-department guy!. I mean, which guy call you everyday and spend long minutes on phone , yet never ask you out. He wants you to beg for it .

14. "Ours" is a powerful word to us. We love guys who use the word "ours"or "our" when referring to things he got... Yeah! When discussing with us , say things like " our house " "our bed" "our car" ETC . It makes us feel safe.

15. When we ask you how we look, we are really saying, "I am needy, please validate me. Please tell me I'm pretty.
Please tell me you don't regret loving me." Yet, some slowpoke guys won't get it. Why telling me that I'm fat? Did I tell you I didn't know?

16. Women hate when men talk badly about their friends. No matter how bad a friend they are, be supportive. Listen to
the drama without being too opinionated. That what we do. We always think if you talk badly about your friends to me, you will probably talk badly about me with your friend. yes

17. Never hang up first. Let us be the one to hang up, it will do both of us good. Don't say I didn't tell you oo.

18. Joking about your joystick size makes us feel uncomfortable every time. Yeah! We are laugh at your silly joke, but deep inside we are uncomfortable.

19. When we point out something sweet we saw another guy do, we want you to do it for us, too. Obviously. As a sharp guy you suppose code nawh.

20. At the end of a first date, just call us the next day if you liked us. You can wait three days if you want, but it will only piss us off. And we might hate you for pissing us off.

21. No man ever talked a woman into sex. Ninety-nine percent of the time, a woman knows she is going to have sex
when she walks out the door. Men can only talk themselves out of it. So, guy! Stop feeling like you got sugar in your mouth.

22. Chivalry, within reason. Holding the door for us? Yes. Ordering for us? No. Unless your date can't talk. We can do the ordering ourselves. Thank you!

23. When you offer to pay for something and we refuse, insist one more time. Always insist please. We will finally accept your offer ok.

24. Buying undies for your girlfriend is like buying a present for yourself. If she's showing you her undies, chances are you'll be removing them. Assess your priorities, sir. Buy her shoes or Gold necklace instead .

25. Don't try to feed us. We not an infant and it's not romantic. We know how to feed ourselves more than you . We should be the one helping you out instead before you stain your shirt.

26. It's okay if you want to watch "Titanic" with us. But if you cry harder than we do when Jack dies, you are
going to have to start answering some questions.

27. Men always wonder what women want. We won't admit it, but we wonder the same exact thing most times. Lolz

28. As much as we want to say that looks don't matter, they are a big part of first impressions. Physical attraction gets
the door open, but pretty much from there, it really is your personality that will carry you.

29. When we ask you to be honest, and your honest response is something you know we will be upset about, lie just a little. But only do that because you love us.

30. We only have two to three bras that we alternate. We tell you we just have a bunch of the same one. Lies!

31. If you tell us you love us during sex, it will only confuse us. We won't know whether the sentiment is genuine or
blurted out in the heat of passion. If you mean it and want to tell us, wait until we're fully clothed and you're fully sober.

32. It freaks us out when you put a
t-shirt on after sex but walk around without boxers. It's not becoming. You rather put on your boxers or walk around naked.

33. We remember if you told us you would call us tomorrow, so if you don't mean tomorrow, say "soon." No
woman will ever hold it against you if you call when you say you will, and we always notice when you don't call at specific time you promise to call.

34. We're not always aware of our breasts. If we happen to brush up against you, we're not necessarily coming on to you. Sometimes we are. But it's not a given. So don't even start misbehaving.

35. If possible, never tell us your ex's full name, because we might not be able to avoid hate-stalking he on facebook for
weeks for no actual reason and finding a dumb reason to fight with you. That's us for you.

36. We pay very, very close attention to the way you treat your mother . We think that's how you will treat you.

37. Sometimes we pretend that we don't know how to do something, just because you look so cute trying to figure it out. If you are observant, you will notice that lil smile on our face as we watch you struggle with the task.

Fem centric social conventions conjured to enslave men mentaly

bishop4life:
sure you want to be like the americans, but you have to travel far west to be like them.
africans have the tradition of keeping extended families so go west if you dont like it
freedom of movement can save you that.
cos i wont call you my inlaw because you are so proud to impregnant my sister,
but because you are man enough to indentify with my poeple.
i wont adise you more until the day you will enter one chance,
then you will come back here on nairaland to open a thread seekin for "HELP".
for christ sake nigeria has vast marriage right. cheap,expencive, tough even some are almost free and fair.
so why must you tag yourself to things that will derail your life?
why must you not do what is right?
marriage is a sacred omen not a childs play. but if you choose to play with it dont cry fowl when
the umpire appears.

You misunderstand me son.
Have a read at my post once again.

I don't have a problem with Africans nor tradition in what it is in itself. Africans are God's children and their traditions define them just like the traditions of Chinese people define them. This is a good thing.

That being said..

We humans have been put on this natural earth with human natures, I believe, to rise above nature itself. Tradition and the ways of African people defined who they were (and still do) so that they would be marked out as different from other nations and more importantly, to have a societal threshold to rise up from. That it took months to travel by ship from country to country in the past, doesn't mean it should take as long forever on; that we used to live in huts and walk around naked doesn't suggest we continue to do so. In the same vein, that we married corpses for whatever reason (even if it ultimately promotes a good value) doesn't mean we should keep doing so. As you already know, there are better and (thank God) less deplorable ways to direct the ways of men. Today, we have things like laws and law enforcement agencies such as courts, expressly established to regulate the excesses of men. If only Nigerians and Africans would drop their old ways and certain crude aspects of their tradition to approach societal problems with a little more reason and judgement, we would indeed rise above our traditions and hence, human nature.

Marrying a corpse is subhuman.
Even animals do not correct their ways in such a manner.

Marrying a corpse is, therefore, subanimal as well.

There's a lot of beauty in African tradition but there's nothing beautiful about this aspect of our tradition and this is is my point.

Let's all see that we should rise above certain aspects of our traditions such as the one talked about on this thread.

Thanks.

Pavore9:
He doesn't know that even if he married the igbo woman at the Supreme court and yet to marry her traditionally, the family of the woman involved will never recognize their daughter as being married to him and the children in the union are not his, DNA test does not count here. lt is like a man having an affair with a woman who was been properly married another man even if the woman is having issues with her husband and in the course of her relationship with the boyfriend gets pregnant, the boyfriend has no paternal right over the child.

Properly marrying a woman is a control against the current trend of baby mamas. In some communities where a single lady gives baby, the child automatically bears her father's, it will foolhardy for a man to think he can impregnate a woman from such place and become a father without being a husband!

This cultural trend is therefore justified.
That being said, has it worked recently?

Go to the east and most homes have at least one baby mama and I'm not talking about the mama of the home.

Unfortunately such traditional measures aimed at curbing certain aspects of human frailty, grossly underestimate the extent to which people will throw caution into the wind to obey their own lust. Especially the so called baby mama's. Moreover, no one could remotely predict the advent of things like the Internet and whatsapp to adjust the tradition to the relities that would ensue in the 21st century.

Even worse, there is one peculiar anomaly to be found among the igbos, as regards marriage and sex:
1. Women are allowed be made pregnant Before marriage by their suitors to ensure shes able to conceive.
2. A man cannot lay claim to his biological children without performing accepted marital rights first.

Has anyone noticed how fem centric this arrangement is Apart from that, it it thoroughly unworkable. Let me explain.

The system is set up to trap men and to benefit women because men are typically concerned about their paternity and so women or feminists use this to their benefit to ensure that huge amounts of resources flow from the man to the woman and to her family, BEFORE and AFTER marriage. I heard that the premium goes up if the man got the lady pregnant first.... But what wait a second...isnt that part of the tradition to start with??

Culturaly, women are more valuable than men in Igbo land but this is staunchly denied by igbos, especially thier women. Whey do they deny this, to conceal their true intentions and those of their kinsmen as well. And since every family with beautiful girls will benefit from this arrangement, everyone keeps quiet about the anomaly and tradition continues. Women are indeed valuable assets in igboland, especially the beautiful ones as they can can inspire lust in a man to impregnate her before marriage thereby securing a huge marriage premium for her and her family. Notice how it's all business when it comes to marriage lists and bride price. The poor man who is is head over heels cannot even see the arrangement. Most igbo men will not see this.

3ace:
Serves him right-Why didn't he perform the traditional rite before now? You are from the same tribe and I'm sure you must have been aware that this is what will happen if she dies. I guess he was just taking it for granted.

Africans and their traditions of double standard.
Was the woman raped?
Did she not consent to leave and have kids with the man without coercion?
Gone are the days when women were considered chattel or property without ability to decide their fate in matters such as this.

Nowadays, women know exactly what they are doing and what they went when they spread open their golden gates which ever man. It behooves men, however, to know that things aren't really different from how they were several years back.

Shaking my head @ marrying a corpse. Africans must come up from this level of degeneracy called "tradition".

Two things have I noticed.

316 views and not one response.

But

So many people whatsapping me and ask to walk them through this solution.

Pls stop it.


If u can't follows this walk through...i won't bother to help u do it.

Genea:
mmmmmmm I knew did was gonna make FP,every girl would be a woman but it takes few to be a lady,so am a lady by dignifiable standards

You say you are a lady but your profile pic says ure a girl. Maybe you should change that pic.

andromida:
The woman believes she is a good wife by chopping nonsense, obeying her parents. How can you be good to others and bad to yourself?

I guess spanking is ok if the woman likes it.

Ur a smart woman.

MizMyColi:
Guys have a natural inclination towards recklessness!

Women have a natural inclination towards obesity, lazines and stupidity.

daillest:
Sadly (And I truly say this sadly) Woman dey need iron hand. No be say you go slap your wife or you go beat her o! But you have to be the man. I don't know how else to say this. God go give you wisdom. (Quick example - She keeps malice with you for 3 days, the day she is ready to stop, you go come start your own malice for one week. After 2 times, she go calm down)

Why do u say the truth sparingly by saying sadly.
women need iron hand full stop.
we cant beat them cuz people will be asking
questions when the see bruises.

I say we spank.

They need it. If she stops being a functional wife,
She needs to be taught how to.

Having said that, not all women need spanking. Most do.

zasd:
You sound like a maniac!

That aside, I know of a woman who died in that exact spanking position.
You needed to see how muscular the husband who always spanked her on his knees looked, smh.

Maniac?
Cmon brah.
you should try it
didnt say u should spank her till she dies. Till she cries.
women loove to be spanked. Its an open secret.

OP,

Im a pragmatic person. Here is a pragmatic solution to ur problem. Call me on 07037913006 to tell me that this worked.

Here's the solution.
anytime she starts acting up. WARN her.
DO it THREE times, as in mess up after mess up. Three warnings.
if she persists, BEAT her!
No not with punches or kicks. Nor with a stick.

Spank!

Put her on ur laps like u would ur son or daughter and spank her mercilessly until she begins to cry. Make sure she cries. This is important. , or at least get an emotional release from her.

Then comes the best part.

Make sweet love to her
coax her to understand that it hurt every time she yelled in pain but it was necessary that you do that. She will feel sorry for being such a foool for not seeing that she was married to superman in the first place.

Make looove to her passionately. Hold her by her neck, fix ur gaze on hers and give her missionary relentlessly.

By the time u do this like 3 times, she will fall in line.

Ur welcome.

ebonflex:
Do you really think you can satisfy a true slut?

I laugh inside when I see NL boys typing some things sometimes just so they can feel like they are alphas who make girls orgasm just by looking them in the eye

After collecting all sorts of baseball bats up her holes, there is nothing again for the husband to pleasure as it could all very well be slack beyond normal use.

That's like saying it is a girls fault if her boyfriend is addicted to pornography and expects things from her she can't do.
Marriage thing isn't all about acrobatics.

I think it's safe to say that there are few intelligent people left on nairaland. Well said brah.

softysparky:
I really love this Don jazzy.
When would he even get married sef?l??

What is up with u ladies and marriage. Dude is helping people and all u can think of is how he would get tied down.

Marriage is not a finish line that must be crossed in life.

Better he makes more people's dreams come true than to marry.

Woged2005:
In my recent interactions I observed that most single ladies who are getting anxious about marriage due to age have one thing in common - Almost 70% of them were once in a relationship that wasted their time, blinded them to reasons, and later disappointed their expectations. This included:

1) Sugar Daddy Relationships: This is practically a No1. on the list. Most of today’s desperate single ladies were once involved in a relationship with a sugar-daddy who simply kept them for s*xual purposes while lavishing them with gifts, money, travels and lodging in expensive hotels. They got carried away by the eupohria. It’s even more shocking that despite the gifts and money most of the ladies received, some have nothing today to show for such relationships than regrets, anger and bruised emotions. You can even see the trend today on Nigerian blogs (including NL) as young ladies of 'easy virtue' brandish expensive gifts from their affluent sugar-daddies to justifying their ‘hustling’. But what many people don’t read is what happens to them later as they age. These are same ladies littered in churches later in life crying “Lord, why has thou forsaking me”, while others are enmeshed in various frustrations.

A sugar daddy never loves a girl. Just face it! They enjoy a young, beautiful body they can experiment their s*xual fantasies on. They keep their own daughters safe under secured environments, but waste another young lady’s opportunities, sometime derailing her future. In the end, they return to their wives & kids, while the sugar-baby is left in emotional bruises and negative spiritual consequences.

2). The Immature Boys: Obviously, boys don’t marry, men do. Here I define a 'boy' as a male human not yet ready for the responsibility of marriage (he might be rich, grownup, even has a job). ‘Boy-friend’ is what you do when u're a teenager, experimenting with life, not as a adult. Once you hit social maturity and wants to settle down (except you are rising & maturing proportionately with ur boyfriend) hanging on to a mere 'boy' at the expense or real, potential suitors is a waste of your time. He might be cute, sings well, athletic, funny, has six-pack muscles, or may one day become an Engineer etc, but sista, after 25 a lady should get real. I don’t expect a smart lady at that age to wait for another 3-4yrs for a boy to ‘grow-up’.

Knowing a man who is a marriage material:

- He is Single- Because married men are not available except in cultures/religions that permit polygamy
-Emotionally matured – If he still fumes, gets into open fights, feats of jealousy, & possessively controlling, abeg apply ur brakes. He’s a time-bomb
-Has a stable means of livelihood- otherwise, how will he pay ur dowry & feed ur kids?
-You know his close friends –They are either married or getting married, so he’s under peer influence. It’s irresponsible to date someone you don’t know his/her close circle of friends to determine if u fit in.
-Most time you are his only girlfriend- The more the competition, the less could be ur chances.
-He has asked you- Until a man pops that ‘M’ question, don’t predict his intention is marriage. He may like you as a person but there are other reasons you may not end up his wife (individual differences, religion, culture, s*xual incompatibility, family resistance, health issues)

Be smart. May God not allow anyone to waste your time this year!

These are all social conventions put out by a fem centric imperative. In other words u women are trying to control social dynamics between men and women.

THE ONLY CORRECT THING IN UR POST IS THE SUGAR DADDY PHENOMENON. Unmarried women should take FULL responsibility for their martial status without being solipsisitc and blaming men for not conforming to their unrealistic expectations of what they think a husband should be.

She who wants to be married should marry or quietly remain in her daddy's house

Saucekide25:
Good morning boss...u want to get it?

Ya, im in jos

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omowumee:
you know...those kinda guys that:

they talk less n do more
they put you in their future plans
they dress responsibly
they have decent jobs
they are good looking
they dont give unnecessary stories
they dont want a "no-strings" sex relationship
they cook soo well too..
the list goez on...is it jez me or are they all taken...?

You would never recognize this sort of man if they stuck him on ur retina.

You should say what u really want, all u ladies. If u want a mumu to trap in marriage, there are enough of them out there. Knock yourself out.

Worked for me:

Set a goal and be specifc: do a before and after project.

Eat little portions...avoid too many carbs...do weight training on an empty stomach monday to friday.

DISCIPLINE URSELF TO FOLlow this routine.

Qpst 2.7 build 402 download.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/t531vkrampf4nll/QPST%202.7%20build%20402.exe?dl=0

Salutations,

This post will teach those of u with this device how to enable the 3G network mode, seeing that its a london or US phone that's only avilable with the edge network in naija.

I decided to do this because a lot of people were asking me for a walk through to solve this problem.

Here goes:

1. Make sure ur device is an at&t device:samsung galaxy sgh i527
2. Download qpst 2.7 build 402 and install on ur laptop or pc
3. Type this on ur dialer *#0808# to get to special mode and select the RANDIS option and save. Its different for the instructions in the site below.

4. Follow the instructions on this http://galaxys4root.com/galaxy-s4-tutorials/how-to-enable-t-mobile-hspa-aws-bands-on-att-galaxy-s4-sgh-i337sgh-i337m/

5. When u get to the part where u need to flash the qcn part...email me and il send it to u. Do not use the one in the site. Its for note 2.

Thats it.

Reboot after flashing the qcn file.

Then dial this *#*#4636#*#*. It will take u to a testing platform. Go to device info and change the network to wcdma only and then save. You should see a 4G sign sending and receiving signals where ur edge sign used to be.

Voila.

Just a side note

This process will Not work if ur IMEI number is damaged or has been delisted. To check this, go to www.imei.info, sign up and check ur IMEI status by copying and pasting ur IMEI number into the check engine. If no phone information comes up, I'm sorry, this solution is useless to u.


All the best guys.

abkay:
Please has anyone seen a soul or spirit before or do we just believe what was handed to us by religion.. Personally I dont believe in spirits or souls. The human body as we know it is all it is. If i had a soul or spirit i should have been able to feel it or interact with it somehow . It should have warned me ahead of impending happenings or given me eztra powers to do things ..

Have u inflated anything before? Balloon, tyres, liferack, lifejacket etc. Im sure u have. Did they swell and take shape? Have u had an errection before? Did it take shape? Are you alive? Yes you are. Do you breath in and out? U have spirit.

Did u think before you wrote your post? Yes you did. You are a living soul. Do u worry, cry, love, hate, plan etc. YOU ARE A LIVING SOUL.

Do you dream? Can u somehow predict the future based on information? You are a living soul.z

obialinaeze:
[color=#550000][/color] point of correction,not every man has spirit cos a muslem don't have spirit.the is that when they slaughter that ram for their naming,they have killed their spirit.

Why do u say this


Soo wrong what u said.

Birikiti:
Man is a spirit, he has a Soul and lives inside a body! The spirit being is the real man but in his soul resides his will, reasoning faculty and the ability to make choices. The spirit with the soul are called the hidden man of the heart.

With the spirit man is in touch with the spirit realm, with the body he's connected to the physical world and with his soul he makes choices, decisions on what and who to listen to and follow.

Spirit = something unseen with the physical eyes
man = can be seen and expresses himself physically thusly

therefore

Man is NOT a spirit.

Spirit in greek is Pnooma which is the root word for pneumatic, which deals with hydrolics or INFLATION in tyres: you cant see the air (spirit) that inflates (make alive) the tyre (man), but you can see the expression of the tyres when they hold a vehicle several timea their size. Same with humans. Same with those "born of the spirit"

Man is a living soul.

Genesis 2:7
And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

There are three things in this verse: body, spirit and soul. This verse defines them as well.

Body = your flesh, which we all see.

spirit = life force, breath (of life), living and breathing, ability to be alive and be animated in a physical world. Has no ability to think or reason...just keeps you alive. When we die the spirit goes back to God (ecc 12:7)

Soul = body + spirit. A body the has breath in it thinks, feels emotions, does good and bad, plans, etc. A living person is a soul. The soul, when it dies, lets go of the spirit (gives up ghost), body decays back to the dust of the earth...but soul is Dead.

PrettyEmy:
Are they guys who can actually accept to date a girl without sex and will still stay faithful?
Please be sincere, I really wana know this

Do girls who arent gold silver bronze and any precious metal digging exist?

How u answer this question answers urs.

gofyourself:
do u think am stupidd or smth?

No I dont think ur stupid, lady. Ur response just didnt make sense to me thats why I asked.

However, 4 the record, tell me what I mean by broken...so we know were on the same page.