Arisha:


Humor. Look it up on the dictionary.

U have an eery way of expressing it. It was hard to see it with all the killings going on and all. Just saying.

Arisha:


Ya'll need to take a chill pill okay
My religion doesn't allow for males to have female bff or ..friends likewise for us girls.

Now relax m not saying it doesnt permit both male nd female any other relationship than husband and wife but it has LIMITS and boundries such as student and teacher etc

And lastly allah (God) says when a non-mahram woman and a man are alone, shaytan is the third with them.

A non-mahram is someone who you can marry, someone who you should cover yourself in front of - whereas if you are Mahram to someone, you cannot marry them - your brother, father, uncle, etc.

My concern wasn't about all the above.
It was the thing you said about ur husband meeting Allah if doesn't play ball that got me wide eyed.

Arisha:
Um I wouldnt know?! my man wouldn't be allowed to have female friends. Feel lonely? get down on ur knees and talk to Allah ! Or you can go MEET HIM

Seriously?

R u actually serious?

oreos:


Ode!

May I know why?
Seriously I want to know why what I said makes me and 'ode'?

DFemaleBoss:



You went down that lane by quoting me first, so what the hell are you on about?
Oh yea, you desperately need that sleep maybe you can make use of your brain when you wake, that's if it's still functioning

Men incline towards settling their differences with rhetoric and logical argument.

Women incline towards throwing verbal punches and emotionally hurtful lines- a smokescreen of hostility when they actually have nothing meaningful to say in response to common sense. Feminized men do this too.

Don't be like like these women. Rise above their inclinations.

DFemaleBoss:
What kind of moronic thread is this?
This op and his praise-singers must be high on something, what effrontery!

Ur very post proves the Op's claim.
First, u say this thread is MORONIc. Proving, indeed, that topics dealing with issues of lack of female intelligence is true. You're rejecting an intelligent topic right now.

Second u show ur lack of intelligence by using the word 'effrontry' inappropriately. People who support the op such as myself have nothing to fear by supporting his claims, therefore we will not have need of the 'guts' or effrontry to do so. Credulity would be a more appropriate word.

classicB:
. It depends on the kind of girls you move with, and your mentality about Nigerian girls have clouded ur knowledge regarding that area.
I have been working with guys lately and I tell you that they have nothing else to gist or talk about other than the new techniques of wooing a girl, discussing their last sex with the latest girl and so many annoying topics, sometimes I ask myself whether am safe with them self.
While in school too hardly will you see group of guys discuss reasonable topics.
It takes intelligent people to gather to discuss intelligent matter.
My point is...move with intelligent girls

You miss the point MA...
The point is, there are so few of such ladies in our society that the ones who r smart r hard to find to move with.

So few that intelligent men who want female company have to resort to clowning and talking to ladies about nonsense because they expect such ladies to resonate with that.

Solomon19:
I have this fine lady leaving in my compound we have be tallking since june and all i want to do is **ck her she stay at the back that is the boys quaters we have been taking on phone very well,she is matured and she is older than me but you will not know cus of my mostash on my face she is a nurse and she has shift in her working place she do morning and night,i told her that i wan to cum and visit her she said i should cum so i went before then i invited her to my place i leave down stairs but is at the front of the house cus the hous is a dupeless she well tell she will come i will wait i will not see her i will call her and she will tell me 2morrow 2morrow i get fed up with her posting so i told her i was going to cum to her house she said ok so i wait unitil she is on night shift so this week since tuesday i have be visiting here so we will talk and chat in her palour but the problem i have is to start by romancing her cus she sit on a single chair while i sat on a counch when we talk i keep look at her eyes i am good a romancing but i dont know why i keep delaying when i go visit her i have this thought what if she resist or what if she say she is in her hous we cannot do cus she always alone from 10.00am in the morning till 3.00pm in the afternoon i have visit her like four time this week and we keep on talking,but i want to sex her badly what is killing my move is taht she is on a single chair standing up to meet her is very hard the worst of it is day b4 yesterday i told her i was going to come and she said no problem that here people will leave around 11.00am that she will be alone, so when she said that i was like e don set chaiiiii so i went there around 11.30am she open the door she was wearing a gown the gown was short that i can see her laps, very short my head ring bell i was like choiii so she said i shoul go to the palour and wait for her that she wan to check what she is cooking in the kichen so i went,that later she came to to palour to me me we started talking then she sat on that same single chair again i wan like ooo noooo then i started looking at her laps chaii e fresh ooooo if the tell me make i go hell that moment i go say yes cus am seeing things it was too short that when she face her legs the other side i saw her ynash cus the gown was going up when we were chatting she will pull it down so i was weak to stand up due to the though of rejection i had a time came when she went to change film for me that we were watching she stood at my front but alittle bit far from me i was dying in the crouch i was sitting on but one thing that kill my morale was that she has not taken her bath so i was like if we get down i go dey perceive smell so we talk till it was 3.00pm noting happen i just dey look day die inside i had that thought she is in her house how can i sex her is wrong let me make her come to my house then i will sex her no so she go baff con make up and we left her place i went to my flat later in the night i call her and told her i want to hold her and she kept silent on phone so she said we will talk later i the hangup and send her that am surffering from vitamin you tjat we are going to have fun in my house today,i saw her coming back this morning and we spoke i told her she will be coming to my flat today she said ok as usual around 12.00pm today i wen to know in her flat she open and said she is not feeling too strong and are brother is at home that she can not leave him to stay alone i was like i will come back she said ok,i con say make i share am her to seek advise cus i wan sex that lady like hell........no insult i only need matured advise thanks

Ur a jackass.

misspicy:
1)any man who cant provide for his family loses his respect

2)any man who beat his woman loses the respect she have for him

3)Any man who cheats on his spouse and gets caught loses every atom of respect

4)any man who dares raise his voice at me.....is gone out of my life

Do u have a man?
Frankly, I don't think u do.

emusmith:
7 Unspoken Needs Ladies Yearn For In Their Guys

There are some things that no matter what you write, say or do, just can't change; one of them is the needs most Ladies expects to see in their men. The rest are temporary and short lived.

Her needs are some times ridiculous and a bitter pill to swallow for some guys; but, understanding those needs and meeting them is gonna reduce stress and avoid issues.

The truth is, women are 'kinda' powerful in a certain way; by that I mean, positive or negative owing to the depth of your knowledge about their imperceptible and consequential needs.

Below are some of those salient needs she might not want to lecture you about but wish you know;

---

1. Care

'Care' here could mean calling or being there when needed. The reason most guys don't graduate from being "zoned" to be "owned" is because they fail this test year in, year out. Try and be Caring. Don't be stingy to even the girl you claim to love. You mustn't sleep with a girl to pay her fare. Hian!


2. Understanding

Being understanding is knowing what she needs and without being told taking steps to meeting 'em. This is often difficult because of our "busy schedule" as we claim. An understanding guy plans ahead to pleasing her, studies her and want to always make her happy and comfortable. There are times she needs to hang out with other friends or even her family because she "needs a break". Allow her! It's not easy to play her role.


3. Apologize even when she's wrong?

Ok! Not every need must be met ALL THE TIME. I'm including this but I won't always do it. She will not expect it either...when I give it, it will be a surprise to her. I like surprises and so she does.


4. Never to tell her the "truth" when she needs a lie

Most ladies don't like hearing the truth because of their nature- "gullible", I must confess. For peace to reign, I'ld advice every guy obey this rule. Make compromises for her. Flattery might not be the exact Truth but it's what she needs. Give it cheerfully.


5. Be a good listener and be attentive too

The reason most ladies are unfaithful is because the guys are not giving them enough listening ear so they look out for "greener pastures". If you have to fake listening to her, go ahead THE LIFE OF A LADY IS TIED AROUND ATTENTION! In NL, which gender wants to be FTC? (They're already manifesting their skills) Females. Which often say, I'm the most beautiful? She. I'm not saying...They thrive on attention. I call them, "Attention Seeking Spirits" (_-_). Therefore, give it to them



6. Take her out more often.

Don't think she is an indoor girl. Take her out. Sometimes, to uncommon places like Mama Adijat "Restorant"

Most times, alot of these girls aren't exposed as you mistake them to be. They're just fine for sitting at home all day forming Cinderella on their tecno torch lite

7. Give her full access to your ATM

If I catch myself say I didn't mention this enh... This is by far the easiest way to steal her heart sef. Just give her full and equal access to your LOADED ATM cards and she'll love you forever
My ATM card is missing sha


In conclusion, this varies with ladies so you had better find out the one which concerns your bae so as to make her happy and you too can be happy.

I nor say some guys go dey form King Kong... Well, ride on! "When I was a child..."

Truth be told, u sound like your woman held a gun to ur crotch while u were typing this elaborate hunk of fermented soya cheese.

Give her full access to ur ATM?
Tell her lies?
Say sorry when she's wrong?
Care for her very need?

Can anyone say jackass?

Men date women not little baby girls.
A real woman is Proverbs 31 woman.
Anything contrary to this is both predatory and parasitic.


The end.

ladyF:
Very true.

I like the ATM own

Hustler

You niggers are nothing but animals. This is why the blackman is backward in the committee of nations.

Someone is seeking help and all you can do is baboon around. Smh.


@OP
rooting ur phone simply means u now have access to the root folder of ur android os. This enables you to make modifications to your phone that you couldnt do erstwhile. For instance, you can use uninstall system apps, change how your 3G behaves, you can do all sorts of tweaks to harness your devic's full potential. On the flip side, if you dont know what you re doing, you risk 'bricking' your phone.

This should put u on track.

Google benefits of rooting for more info.

Please if what I'm about to say offends anyone....realize that ur mind and ur heart expanded and matured respectively.

You people need to rise above insulting this person and other people who look like him. His physical stature had nothing to do with his own making. Who ever posted this picture for the amusement of nairalander should be ashamed of himself.

For all of you who insulted... The taste of your medicine would really bitter is u tasted it.

Grow the hell up.

I'm very afraid this niggga is getting popped in the asss

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Post your number on this thread to join the group.


Thank you all.

What is wrong with all of u!!!

This is a health matter here... This community was created to help people solve their problems and not to make money off them. Y'all dropping ur numbers and shiiit. Please stop.

To deal with staff... Simple.


Coconut oil.

Apply it in excess to the place of infection and cover it with cotton ball for a whole day.

Repeat till it disappears.

Try and see.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Carry cocaine to indonesia, if u want to end it once and for all.

Hey Jerk...be constructive... And all 251 who liked ur post, grow up dummies.

Dude needs helpful counsel.

@OP
Tell most of them no.
Help few whom u rightly judge their neediness
JYST SAY NO

Hmmm

sinizia:
The Typical African...his mind is far nearer to the animal world than that of the European or Asiatic...-Lord Lugard(1926)NG,Gov-Gen 1913-18

Words on the marble. Though harsh, but painfully true. 89 years after Lord Lugard made this infamous statement, the stark reality staring at us proves him right. Africans are still backward till this age. Our hatred for our fellow race is the bane of our existence. if you want to doubt him, take a look at the current cesspit Nigeria is in.

U said those words as I would have.

mkpikpub:
I need an advice fellow Nairalanders. My Friend's wife is making my once easy life very complicated. I have a very close friend. We went through the same secondary school and university.

We are both working for different multinational companies. We are very comfortable and have a very wonderful family. My Friend's wife wants an affair with me. She's so open about it and I have told her it's a big No.

She disturbs me with calls and love text messages. I have not told my wife and I have not told my friend. Recently my friend travelled to US on a training and he called me about 11P.m that I should help take the wife to his company's clinic because according to my friend she was in crises. My wife did not object to my rendering this assistance at that time of the night and I took the risk for a friend but when I got there, the two kids were already in bed. I was expecting to see her in a critical state, but she was not. The next thing she did was to send her maid upstairs to stay with the kids that she was going to the hospital and will lock up. I noticed that she was trying to feign some abdominal pains in front of the maid. All of a sudden, she came up and held me tight.

I manage to take her to my car and I ended up driving her around the streets of Ph. She confessed she wanted to sleep with me and that we should lodge somewhere till morning. I told her to give me time to think about it. This was just for me to return her home. Should I tell my wife and her husband?

Please help I am not myself anymore.

Yes...tell everyone what's going. You will be sorry if u don't. Trust.
Do so before it's too late.

Most of these married people claim to be all that when they are mostly just usually broke, dumb, frustrated, angry, and hence jealous (that ur as free as a bird) , and banging other people's spouses


Y'all think marriage is a badge of honor??
For all those men who married to get respect from other people and are paying a heavy price for it, it would be appropriate to stick a label on ur forehead reading "jackass". And no, we don't wish to be like u.



I have a dream
That one day
Men
Will not be judged by their martial status
But by the content of their character and social output.

Sehindemi:
On a very serious note,@all single working class guys,wat'z y'all still doing unmarried?? Una truly get mission!!!

R u married??
If not
Please
Kindly
Shut ur pie hole
Thanks

Jenny1010:
1. To a woman, the hottest thing in the world is watching a man deftly perform a task. If you've got one thing that you're good at cooking, carpentry, whatever, let us catch you at it.

2. If you stop with the compliments, then so might our efforts to look as hot as we did when we started dating. Why
should we spend time and money that we don't have in excess when our target audience doesn't even notice?. Now you know why your wife stopped dressing like she use to before.

3. Every woman you've ever dates imagined what her name would sound like with your last name.

4. We find it creepy when your fingernails are longer and/or shinier than ours. It's not jealousy.

5. Sometimes we just complain about our periods so you'll leave us alone. That's the easiest escape route and it's works all the time.

6. We are judging your outfit, whether silently or not, from head to toe, right every moment.

7. If you wear a cap/hat on the first and second date, we conclude within us that you are baldheaded. It's now left for us to decide whether to carry on or not.

8. We are the same human being with makeup and without it. If you truly like us with makeup , you have no excuse not to like us without makeup. It's still same person.

9. We want you to look nice, but please don't spend more time getting ready than we do. You are guy for God sake.

10. We really don't like your skinny jeans. It makes you look gay.

11. We know we snore sometimes. Don't ever tell us when we do. Just keep it down deep inside your mind. Get it

12. We understand the World Cup, premier league and champion league too, maybe even more than you. Just that we don't like to make too much noise about it. Within us , we know about the game more better.. Trust me!

13. We think guys who call every day and don't ask us out are playing hard to get. Come on, collections-department guy!. I mean, which guy call you everyday and spend long minutes on phone , yet never ask you out. He wants you to beg for it .

14. "Ours" is a powerful word to us. We love guys who use the word "ours"or "our" when referring to things he got... Yeah! When discussing with us , say things like " our house " "our bed" "our car" ETC . It makes us feel safe.

15. When we ask you how we look, we are really saying, "I am needy, please validate me. Please tell me I'm pretty.
Please tell me you don't regret loving me." Yet, some slowpoke guys won't get it. Why telling me that I'm fat? Did I tell you I didn't know?

16. Women hate when men talk badly about their friends. No matter how bad a friend they are, be supportive. Listen to
the drama without being too opinionated. That what we do. We always think if you talk badly about your friends to me, you will probably talk badly about me with your friend. yes

17. Never hang up first. Let us be the one to hang up, it will do both of us good. Don't say I didn't tell you oo.

18. Joking about your joystick size makes us feel uncomfortable every time. Yeah! We are laugh at your silly joke, but deep inside we are uncomfortable.

19. When we point out something sweet we saw another guy do, we want you to do it for us, too. Obviously. As a sharp guy you suppose code nawh.

20. At the end of a first date, just call us the next day if you liked us. You can wait three days if you want, but it will only piss us off. And we might hate you for pissing us off.

21. No man ever talked a woman into sex. Ninety-nine percent of the time, a woman knows she is going to have sex
when she walks out the door. Men can only talk themselves out of it. So, guy! Stop feeling like you got sugar in your mouth.

22. Chivalry, within reason. Holding the door for us? Yes. Ordering for us? No. Unless your date can't talk. We can do the ordering ourselves. Thank you!

23. When you offer to pay for something and we refuse, insist one more time. Always insist please. We will finally accept your offer ok.

24. Buying undies for your girlfriend is like buying a present for yourself. If she's showing you her undies, chances are you'll be removing them. Assess your priorities, sir. Buy her shoes or Gold necklace instead .

25. Don't try to feed us. We not an infant and it's not romantic. We know how to feed ourselves more than you . We should be the one helping you out instead before you stain your shirt.

26. It's okay if you want to watch "Titanic" with us. But if you cry harder than we do when Jack dies, you are
going to have to start answering some questions.

27. Men always wonder what women want. We won't admit it, but we wonder the same exact thing most times. Lolz

28. As much as we want to say that looks don't matter, they are a big part of first impressions. Physical attraction gets
the door open, but pretty much from there, it really is your personality that will carry you.

29. When we ask you to be honest, and your honest response is something you know we will be upset about, lie just a little. But only do that because you love us.

30. We only have two to three bras that we alternate. We tell you we just have a bunch of the same one. Lies!

31. If you tell us you love us during sex, it will only confuse us. We won't know whether the sentiment is genuine or
blurted out in the heat of passion. If you mean it and want to tell us, wait until we're fully clothed and you're fully sober.

32. It freaks us out when you put a
t-shirt on after sex but walk around without boxers. It's not becoming. You rather put on your boxers or walk around naked.

33. We remember if you told us you would call us tomorrow, so if you don't mean tomorrow, say "soon." No
woman will ever hold it against you if you call when you say you will, and we always notice when you don't call at specific time you promise to call.

34. We're not always aware of our breasts. If we happen to brush up against you, we're not necessarily coming on to you. Sometimes we are. But it's not a given. So don't even start misbehaving.

35. If possible, never tell us your ex's full name, because we might not be able to avoid hate-stalking he on facebook for
weeks for no actual reason and finding a dumb reason to fight with you. That's us for you.

36. We pay very, very close attention to the way you treat your mother . We think that's how you will treat you.

37. Sometimes we pretend that we don't know how to do something, just because you look so cute trying to figure it out. If you are observant, you will notice that lil smile on our face as we watch you struggle with the task.

Fem centric social conventions conjured to enslave men mentaly

bishop4life:


sure you want to be like the americans, but you have to travel far west to be like them.
africans have the tradition of keeping extended families so go west if you dont like it
freedom of movement can save you that.
cos i wont call you my inlaw because you are so proud to impregnant my sister,
but because you are man enough to indentify with my poeple.
i wont adise you more until the day you will enter one chance,
then you will come back here on nairaland to open a thread seekin for "HELP".
for christ sake nigeria has vast marriage right. cheap,expencive, tough even some are almost free and fair.
so why must you tag yourself to things that will derail your life?
why must you not do what is right?
marriage is a sacred omen not a childs play. but if you choose to play with it dont cry fowl when
the umpire appears.

You misunderstand me son.
Have a read at my post once again.

I don't have a problem with Africans nor tradition in what it is in itself. Africans are God's children and their traditions define them just like the traditions of Chinese people define them. This is a good thing.

That being said..

We humans have been put on this natural earth with human natures, I believe, to rise above nature itself. Tradition and the ways of African people defined who they were (and still do) so that they would be marked out as different from other nations and more importantly, to have a societal threshold to rise up from. That it took months to travel by ship from country to country in the past, doesn't mean it should take as long forever on; that we used to live in huts and walk around naked doesn't suggest we continue to do so. In the same vein, that we married corpses for whatever reason (even if it ultimately promotes a good value) doesn't mean we should keep doing so. As you already know, there are better and (thank God) less deplorable ways to direct the ways of men. Today, we have things like laws and law enforcement agencies such as courts, expressly established to regulate the excesses of men. If only Nigerians and Africans would drop their old ways and certain crude aspects of their tradition to approach societal problems with a little more reason and judgement, we would indeed rise above our traditions and hence, human nature.

Marrying a corpse is subhuman.
Even animals do not correct their ways in such a manner.

Marrying a corpse is, therefore, subanimal as well.

There's a lot of beauty in African tradition but there's nothing beautiful about this aspect of our tradition and this is is my point.

Let's all see that we should rise above certain aspects of our traditions such as the one talked about on this thread.

Thanks.

Pavore9:


He doesn't know that even if he married the igbo woman at the Supreme court and yet to marry her traditionally, the family of the woman involved will never recognize their daughter as being married to him and the children in the union are not his, DNA test does not count here. lt is like a man having an affair with a woman who was been properly married another man even if the woman is having issues with her husband and in the course of her relationship with the boyfriend gets pregnant, the boyfriend has no paternal right over the child.

Properly marrying a woman is a control against the current trend of baby mamas. In some communities where a single lady gives baby, the child automatically bears her father's, it will foolhardy for a man to think he can impregnate a woman from such place and become a father without being a husband!

This cultural trend is therefore justified.
That being said, has it worked recently?

Go to the east and most homes have at least one baby mama and I'm not talking about the mama of the home.

Unfortunately such traditional measures aimed at curbing certain aspects of human frailty, grossly underestimate the extent to which people will throw caution into the wind to obey their own lust. Especially the so called baby mama's. Moreover, no one could remotely predict the advent of things like the Internet and whatsapp to adjust the tradition to the relities that would ensue in the 21st century.

Even worse, there is one peculiar anomaly to be found among the igbos, as regards marriage and sex:
1. Women are allowed be made pregnant Before marriage by their suitors to ensure shes able to conceive.
2. A man cannot lay claim to his biological children without performing accepted marital rights first.

Has anyone noticed how fem centric this arrangement is Apart from that, it it thoroughly unworkable. Let me explain.

The system is set up to trap men and to benefit women because men are typically concerned about their paternity and so women or feminists use this to their benefit to ensure that huge amounts of resources flow from the man to the woman and to her family, BEFORE and AFTER marriage. I heard that the premium goes up if the man got the lady pregnant first.... But what wait a second...isnt that part of the tradition to start with??

Culturaly, women are more valuable than men in Igbo land but this is staunchly denied by igbos, especially thier women. Whey do they deny this, to conceal their true intentions and those of their kinsmen as well. And since every family with beautiful girls will benefit from this arrangement, everyone keeps quiet about the anomaly and tradition continues. Women are indeed valuable assets in igboland, especially the beautiful ones as they can can inspire lust in a man to impregnate her before marriage thereby securing a huge marriage premium for her and her family. Notice how it's all business when it comes to marriage lists and bride price. The poor man who is is head over heels cannot even see the arrangement. Most igbo men will not see this.

3ace:
Serves him right-Why didn't he perform the traditional rite before now? You are from the same tribe and I'm sure you must have been aware that this is what will happen if she dies. I guess he was just taking it for granted.

Africans and their traditions of double standard.
Was the woman raped?
Did she not consent to leave and have kids with the man without coercion?
Gone are the days when women were considered chattel or property without ability to decide their fate in matters such as this.

Nowadays, women know exactly what they are doing and what they went when they spread open their golden gates which ever man. It behooves men, however, to know that things aren't really different from how they were several years back.

Shaking my head @ marrying a corpse. Africans must come up from this level of degeneracy called "tradition".

Two things have I noticed.

316 views and not one response.

But

So many people whatsapping me and ask to walk them through this solution.

Pls stop it.


If u can't follows this walk through...i won't bother to help u do it.

Genea:
mmmmmmm I knew did was gonna make FP,every girl would be a woman but it takes few to be a lady,so am a lady by dignifiable standards

You say you are a lady but your profile pic says ure a girl. Maybe you should change that pic.

andromida:
The woman believes she is a good wife by chopping nonsense, obeying her parents. How can you be good to others and bad to yourself?

I guess spanking is ok if the woman likes it.

Ur a smart woman.

MizMyColi:
Guys have a natural inclination towards recklessness!

Women have a natural inclination towards obesity, lazines and stupidity.

daillest:


Sadly (And I truly say this sadly) Woman dey need iron hand. No be say you go slap your wife or you go beat her o! But you have to be the man. I don't know how else to say this. God go give you wisdom. (Quick example - She keeps malice with you for 3 days, the day she is ready to stop, you go come start your own malice for one week. After 2 times, she go calm down)

Why do u say the truth sparingly by saying sadly.
women need iron hand full stop.
we cant beat them cuz people will be asking
questions when the see bruises.

I say we spank.

They need it. If she stops being a functional wife,
She needs to be taught how to.

Having said that, not all women need spanking. Most do.

zasd:

You sound like a maniac!

That aside, I know of a woman who died in that exact spanking position.
You needed to see how muscular the husband who always spanked her on his knees looked, smh.

Maniac?
Cmon brah.
you should try it
didnt say u should spank her till she dies. Till she cries.
women loove to be spanked. Its an open secret.