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PoliticsRe: 2023: Osinbajo Decries Money Politics by VULCAN(m): 10:41am On Oct 05, 2021
Hahahaha.

You hit below the belt.

Moferere:
Lol, just look at who is talking.

The man who goes to the market every election cycle to share TraderMoni in order to buy over votes does not have the moral right to talk about money politics.

Nansense Pastor sad
PoliticsRe: 2023: Power Is Never Given On A Platter, Osinbajo Tells Youths by VULCAN(m): 9:09am On Oct 05, 2021
It's obvious you don't fully understand what the phrase means.

Osinbajo was given the Vice Presidential Candidacy of APC on a platter.

He did not lobby for it nor did he even work for it. He did not have to give anybody money nor did he have to fight off other contenders.

Then after this only thing that Osinbajo did to become VP was to attend rallies organised without his money nor his political capital.

He couldn't spend any political capital cos he had none. He had never served as a local govt chairman, Senator, House of reps, deputy governor or governor.

The political capital spent to win the election was expended by Tinubu and Buhari

So YES. He shouldn't spout nonsense like this when he got to Aso Rock without any effort on his part but truthfully all he has done in 6 yrs is give empty speeches and fire just one of Buhari's numerous useless appointees.

So this is just another of his empty speeches

NobleRace:
Abeg, go and sit down in your house. Don't contest for any political office. You would be voted on a platter. Mumu.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Cried And Begged For A Relationship As A Man? by VULCAN(m): 7:31pm On Oct 04, 2021
So men that toast you are going low?

It's good you know where you yourself are situated.


saphiere:
Why ask this question when you know majority here are lairs? No man here will tell you. But we all know the truth.

They act like James Bone on Nairaland and would come begging us for love.

If I show you my DM, you would be amazed how low Nigerian men could be.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Shekarau Warns Southern Governors To Stop ‘Ganging Up’ Against North by VULCAN(m):
The master race is warning the slave race to behave themselves.

God bless David Hundeyin for his powerful expose.

We now understand that there is an extremely powerful Islamic sect that have sworn never to vote a southerner to Presidency.

They crystallized just before the 2015 elections and have decided that another northerner will rule for another 8 yrs after their God Buhari leaves the scene.

While most Southern Christians are banking solely on prayer these people are busy making moves.

How you know Southern Christians are dumb is because despite all warnings about Buhari from Northern Christians they still went ahead to vote him in 2015 and yet again 2019.
PoliticsRe: Governor Masari Builds Mosque On Roundabout In Katsina (Picture) by VULCAN(m): 11:28am On Oct 04, 2021
Who can make sense of this statement in light of the context of the David Hundeyin article?

starbuck:
The problem of the north should be left for the Northerners biko undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: Operation Golden Down: Military Begins Movement Of Troops Nationwide by VULCAN(m): 11:24am On Oct 04, 2021
I thoroughly enjoyed reading this.

Nigerian Christians are losing a war that they are ignorant they are even fighting.

Most listen to those pastors who are compromised, who tell them that there is no jihad going on.

vanbonattel:
They have always planned to invade the south. This movement is to deploy the terrorists up north to southern cities.

That's why everyone who is discerning enough will understand their need to cause chaos in the south and blame either yoruba nation agitators, South south cultists or IPOB.

Always watch their pattern, they are using their agents in the south to kill people, tag IPOB or yoruba nation agitators, splash the gory details online in Facebook and whatsaap and also record audios to make people panic.

For all the killings they commit in the south, they will round up and shoot some innocent people and tag them terrorists, killings up north are never reported, and even if the COAS is kidnapped or his wife 'serviced' by bandits, there will never be military deployment.

Check the pattern, they assassinate one important figure on their target road, just open fire on any flashy convoy, kill as many as possible, abduct the rest and make sure they get as many pictures and videos of their crime, tag IPOB as the killers. Next week, they will quickly deploy some soldiers to that road and a brand new checkpoint is born grin

Since they control all the army barracks and man all the senior police number positions, you will be committing suicide if you point out the truth of what happened, they write the case reports and implicate any body they wish to, then they control the media, they push the news they like to their media houses to report the story they want to project, while their online lackeys operating on cheap laptops and taking #30k monthly bleat like goats all over cyberspace.
RomanceRe: My Experience Dating A Lady From Zimbabwe by VULCAN(m): 10:43am On Oct 04, 2021
Somali girls are mostly beautiful and well behaved but their culture is very racist.
How many Somali girls in UK do you see with other African men?
It's almost a taboo

Danjikanbauchi:
bro forget it, I can swear to you that Nigeria ladies are the best in times of marriage. Most African ladies don't have good character and can't even cook good food. I speaking from experience. Kenyan, SA, Cameroon and Ghanaian. The worst are SA. Another country that you can find good ladies after Nigeria is Somalian. They are cool headed.
RomanceRe: My Experience Dating A Lady From Zimbabwe by VULCAN(m): 10:39am On Oct 04, 2021
Fallacy of generalisation.

One person's experience is no yardstick for sound minds to make a decision.

InTheCloudySky:
I remember my Ethiopian friend who once dated a Nigerian man and said she would never in her life date another Nigerian man again. Till now, she can't stand Nigerian men, though she's no longer single anyway. Your fellow Nigerian men are to blame for tainting y'alls' reputation.
PoliticsRe: Cornflakes For Jihad: The Boko Haram Origin Story By David Hundeyin by VULCAN(m): 10:05am On Oct 04, 2021
You started off well but sorry to say the ending of your post was utter nonsense.

I say that because you just read how Nasco poured millions of dollars into sponsoring Jihad and Islamic domination and you have the guts to end with we gotta learn to live together in mutual respect and understanding of our religious differences.

Clearly reading the article was a wasted effort on your part.

There has been a war going on for decades against the Christian in this country which he is ignorant of and even when you tell him he responds just like you have.

Does it mean you can't comprehend the fact that these men in power plan to wipe Christianity out here over generations?

It's not a short term plan these guys have. They will hand over to their children and their children will hand over to their own chikdren

tujays:
Perception Is everything. you might perceive the Southern KD and middle belt as not liking Igbos and they also think Igbos don't like them by terming the North as the same Including we the Minority that have nothing to do with Islam and the Hausas. I have got some Igbo friends who constantly call me Hausa and Aboki just because I'm from KD even when my names are all Christian names and I being a Christian. I just laugh at them and tell them I got no blood link with the Hausas, I have my own tribe and their are hundreds of tribes all over the north who are Christians. The thing is when the southern part of Nigeria chose to Identify us as Hausas like we are all the same. the reason why it's difficult and would be difficult to divide Nigeria is coz their are millions of minority groups scattered in every region that have been battling the majority tribes around them. so now when Nigeria wants to break up who will go with who?? for example the south south don't want to go with Biafra, neither does the south west, The middle belt don't want to go with the north, neither does the Northern Minorities. this thing is very complex but many southerners don't want to see the bigger picture on how the entire country is structured. they only think Nigeria is all about Hausa, Igbo and Yoruba. but it's far from that. We gotta all give peace a chance coz we have been fighting the same battle from the begging of this entity called Nigeria and not making a head way. we need to evolve and learn to live together with mutual respect and understanding of our cultural and religious differences. we should concentrate on National building, make life easier for the masses and all this blame games and hatred will die an natural death.
PoliticsRe: Cornflakes For Jihad: The Boko Haram Origin Story By David Hundeyin by VULCAN(m): 9:56am On Oct 04, 2021
The article was not written for everyone.

The intelligent people got it.

Just because you could not connect the dots to comprehend what he wrote isn't necessarily the fault of the writer.

Investigative journalism is not for all to read.

Perhaps junk journalism is more your thing
sunnnnyuu:
This writer is either ignorant or selfish, otherwise I see nothing connect conflaske with Boko Haram or Izala with Boko Haram
Foreign AffairsRe: Lars Vilks Dies In Car Accident (Pictures) by VULCAN(m): 9:48am On Oct 04, 2021
One of the fastest ways to identify a coward here is when Islam does what it does best and then one dummy will involve Christianity into it so that he will not be accused of condemning Islam.

Even some insane people said that Jesus was sleeping with Mary Magdalene yet neither the Catholic church, The Anglican Church, the evangelicals nor the Pentecostals called for anyone to be murdered.

That is tolerance.

And by the way you that called Christianity hypocrisy, if I monitor you for just 30 days I will catch you displaying hypocrisy.

Mtscheww!

brownemmanuel43:
Why is everything about Islam always turn out violent.
If they don't kill they hang
If they don't stone they cut neck
Sometimes I keep wondering the world without religion and I have come to realise that a world without religion would hv being more loveable than what we have now.
Christianity = Hypocricy
Islam. = Violence
NYSCRe: My Life Is A Mess Right Now, I Need Some Advice Please! by VULCAN(m): 9:35am On Oct 04, 2021
Surprisingly, your problem isn't gambling.

Your problem is indiscipline.

Gambling is just where you chose to express your lack of discipline.

I read a post here a few days ago of a guy who never bets more than N100 and sometimes he wins good money.

I respect that level of discipline.

The fact that you also cannot teach the kids is another sign of your indiscipline.

Teaching those kids is supposed to take place regardless of what happens unless there is a death in the family or something close to that.

But your indisciplined self wants to abandon that responsibility.

Let me share advise now

Decide that you will NEVER bet more than N1000 at once and if you lose then the next bet must be N900 and if you lose then the next bet must be N800 and so on.

Only if you win do you go back to betting N1000

If you lose 10 times in a row then you pack it up as that is a clear sign that it is not for you.

If you can discipline yourself you can do this, if you can't then your type has already lost their future because you will bet with your company's money and end up in jail.

It's because you haven't seen anybody who destroyed their life by uncontrolled gambling that you are still there.

Only the disciplined survive
FamilyRe: My Parents Move In To My Ongoing New House Without My Consent by VULCAN(m): 9:03am On Oct 04, 2021
They don't care because they too are planning to live off their kids.

There is a difference between giving gifts to your parents and generally looking after them to your parents deciding that whatever they want, their struggling child will foot the bill.




dopechoks:
why is no one talking about this?
FamilyRe: My Parents Move In To My Ongoing New House Without My Consent by VULCAN(m):
This could only have been written by someone who plans to leech off his children.

There is no rich or powerful person in this world who plans to be financially dependent on their children.

It is always those who refused to prepare for old age.

Those who were busy attending every owambe and spending all their money on consumables without a plan for when they will no longer work.

That is the description of the poster below.

The Bible says a good man leaves an inheritance for his children.

None of the patriarchs depended on their children for rent and feeding in old age.

It is a sign of a stubborn and disobedient personality.

We all owe it to our children to stick to receiving gifts and surprises from them and not to feast off them like vampires.


GofuckYourself:
As you judged your parents so will you be judged but more severely. As you belittle them with this ridiculous attention seeking post so will you be belittled but more severely. As you think evil thoughts spurred by pride and arrogance towards they who cared for you when you were vulnerable so will you be disregarded and tossed aside even worse when your time comes .

It is not me who curses you with this but your very own deeds and thoughts, for the laws of karma are absolute. You have laid a terrible fate for yourself and for all who this ridiculous post influences to think wrongly so will you to chained in the afterlife until they come to recognition of their misdeeds

I wish you strength for what is coming your way

Cheers
PoliticsRe: IPOB Invades, Burns Joe Igbokwe's House In Anambra, Caught On CCTV (Video) by VULCAN(m): 10:16pm On Oct 03, 2021
Sycophants equate enemies of politicians with enemies of the state.

Mtsheww
FreeStuffsNG:
If this is true, then he got them, their faces on camera and video! He is definitely taking them on. Setting ablaze the house of someone like him is even an invitation for more expose on their nefarious activities. He will never stop exposing them and rallying public opinion against them in the court of public opinion .

All the enemies of Nigeria will lose las las. They always lose. God bless Nigeria.
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HealthRe: Adanwimo Okafor Named General Counsel Of American Board Of Surgery by VULCAN(m): 6:33pm On Oct 03, 2021
Envy is the last stage before full blown witchcraft.

Ppogbae:
That isn't a big position lol. Many people are given Generals Counsel. They gave her the diversity department, which means she won't be doing anything of substance.
PoliticsRe: Rotimi Williams’ Son, Ladi, Dies From COVID-19 Complications by VULCAN(m): 6:04pm On Oct 03, 2021
You doubt it because you're so brainwashed.

There is no country in the world where vaccinated people have not died from C19.

The info is available at the touch of a button
Dialpad:
He took the vaccine and died.... I usually don't believe when people make this claim. While I agree it is possible, I doubt it.

I know 2 people who refused to take the vaccine, one died yesterday, the other was asked to bring 10 million naira deposit at reddingtion hospital before they accept.

Just take the damn vaccine!!!!

May his soul rest in peace
CareerRe: I'm Being Indicted For Fraud By My Boss Over Google Campaign by VULCAN(m): 1:48pm On Oct 03, 2021
So you expect the OP to solve the problem of lack of trust and do nothing about the practical problem of the potential loss of funds from his boss's cards?


LibertyRep:
How long does it take for banks to block a card and issue a replacement again?

The issue is lack of trust and not necessarily the card.
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye: I Will Receive COVID-19 Vaccine For The Sake Of The Gospel by VULCAN(m): 6:38pm On Oct 02, 2021
This is one of those who outsource their thinking.

If a white man in a lab coat says something is good, then it must be good.

If a black man agrees with the white man in a lab coat, then he would be praised.

If a black man disagrees with a white man in a lab coat then he must be wrong.

Pls educate yourself and stop sounding intelligent when intelligence is based on asking deep questions.

Go and find out why Gavi was chased out of India because of vaccine tampering and why Pfizer was indicted in Nigeria because they put unknown substances in their own vaccines.

You are no different from the Aztecs and the American Indians who initially thought the white man was coming with good intentions until he passed along diseases they had never known in order to decimate the population.




abdsamad:
These same idiots ensured their children were vaccinated against measles and polio etc.

These same people rushed their children to the hospital the first time they had a fever.

The processed food you eat is made by these same "white people" yet...

I don't even know. If you're swayed by this nonsense, I doubt that you'll listen, but I'll point it out anyway: Being religious doesn't correspond to being a doofus. To put it another way: you don't have to abandon your brain cells to believe in god.
If your pastor is saying nonsense, it's because he's saying nonsense not cos nonsense is divinely right.
If your imam who cannot spell paracetamol is telling you not to get the vaccine, you should do a double take and give yourself sense before they lead you to your death
FamilyRe: My Wife Complains That My Private Part Is Too Big & That I Stay Too Long, Help by VULCAN(m): 4:29pm On Oct 01, 2021
You sound like a very young fellow. Lollz.

Is it this story that made you realise how weird woman are.

Let me explain it all to you.

Women are created dissatisfied.

This makes them to constantly seek what is missing. It is an obsession

The wife of the rich man will cheat for good sex and adventure.

The wife of the poor man will cheat for money.

The one that has behind but no front will do b.oob job to increase the front while the one who has big bosoms will do yansh.

Women are not like us.

Go back and read the account of Adam and Eve.

God provided EVERYTHING in that garden yet the serpent tantalised her with something more.

So your conclusion is well said.

Do your best and don't bother about the rest.

Omonigho1976:
This brings me to the true question, What really do women wanthuhhuhhuh You guys are just a complicated and confused lot. The op seems to be what some women call a dream man!!! Loving, pampering, big gbola, not a 5 second man, pre-intimacy hero yet a woman somewhere is still complaining about him. Fellow Men my candid advise to you is not to go to a needless and unnecessary early grave trying to please any woman in any sphere of life or living because you CAN'T O. Do your comfortable best and enjoy your life o.
CelebritiesRe: Rotimi Salami: DNA Test Not Important, Unless Someone Drags Your Child With You by VULCAN(m): 10:46pm On Sep 30, 2021
A stupid post from a unhappy 3rd Wave feminist

This so called man she is praising made this useless statement for no other reason than he sleeps with married women.



FutureIsFemale:
Oh! What a relief. Finally a man who uses his brain has been unveiled.

NB: I don't support infidelity.

My concern is the emotional breakdown of the kids and the family at large.
Foreign AffairsRe: WTO: Okonjo-Iweala May Resign If There Is No Headway On Critical Issues by VULCAN(m): 8:31pm On Sep 30, 2021
If only you kept abreast of global events you would have known that her predecessor resigned for the very same reason she is considering doing same.

And he isn't a Nigerian.

Try and restrict your comments to matters within your limited purview.


perambulator:
Typical Nigerian Shakara, the oyinbos are not used to it. NOI knows that as far as public service, this is tas good as it gets for her, it's downhill for her post this job
FamilyRe: DNA Test, I Am Scared by VULCAN(m): 7:56pm On Sep 30, 2021
You asked an intelligent question.

That moniker is rarely logical anyway.

mybiz234:
Who says Only females of these days perpetrate paternity fraud?
FamilyRe: Why Are Men Outraged Over Paternity Fraud? by VULCAN(m): 10:56pm On Sep 29, 2021
She cares so much for men's physical hearts but cares nothing for their invisible hearts.

Never mentioned a thing about deceiving a man to train the child of another thinking it is his.

This type reminds me of Nedu's wife who said that Nedu never asked her if the child was his.

God Save us from evil women
Mtschew
LilMissFavvy:
When I heard that DNA tests will reduce by 70%, I began to wonder the motive behind the reduction, is it to make money or to scatter homes? They think they want to help men by reducing it's costs, but they do not know that many men will develop heart attacks, most of them their lives will never remain the same again if their wives are guilty. As long as a child bears your name, and grows to love you like a parent, why fret, if you can forgive your wife, fine.
FamilyRe: Why Are Men Outraged Over Paternity Fraud? by VULCAN(m): 10:52pm On Sep 29, 2021
Illiterates are gaining ground.

How can it be fraud when Joseph was informed in a dream that the Child was a product of the Holy Spirit?

Jesus himself knew that he wasnt the son of Joseph but of God.

So where is the fraud there?

Too many stupid people on this forum.

If Seun charged per post there would be some sanity on this forum as there would be less foolish posts.
WhiteIverson:
Paternity fraud started when Joseph fathered the son Mary gave birth to, who we all know as Jesus the Christ. And Joseph decided to play along.

In summary, the Bible is to blame for all this.
CrimeRe: Unknown Gunmen Behead Man In Anambra With Warning Note 'No Election' (Graphic) by VULCAN(m): 10:13pm On Sep 29, 2021
The average Nigerian has a low IQ, he believes whatever headlines he sees, highly superstitious but not spiritual, always criticising with no gift for insight.

Any third rate detective would immediately identify this as a frame up.

All these are the fed govts pre-State of Emergency activities.

Can anyone tell me why UGM would kill a nobody on the street and leave a wretched looking note?
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Eke Acquires Second House In 2 Years To Mark Her 28th Birthday by VULCAN(m): 7:57pm On Sep 29, 2021
The bill was actually N8m

All you need to do to confirm is to add up the items on the list

That the person who said it was N18m was so daft to assume that the L in total was the 1 in 18 just goes to show how daft most people who are crazy about celebrity gossip are.



FutureIsFemale:
Throughout my life on Earth, I have been a fan of Nollywood and never for once have I seen a Nollywood actress or Nigerian female celebrity solicit for funds whether to treat one ailment or the other or to eat.

The world see women as being unintelligent and having fish brains and yet women have mastered and put into actions the proverb that says; "Make hay while it is sunny". Believe me, no unintelligent person can do such.

Their male counterparts in the entertainment industry lavish money on unnecessary things.

Imagine a male celebrity spending over N18m at a spot in a club. To what end?

Tomorrow this same person would move around the streets begging for alms.

I think with this, it is proven that women are wiser than men.



Anyway, Happy birthday Mercy and congrats on your new achievement.

May the good lord continue to bless you abundantly IJN Amen.
What do you understand by the word "REALITY TV STAR"? Let's start from there.
Any proof.
I said ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY. Can you list 3 Nigerian female celebs who begged for alms?
EducationRe: Why Are Most Nigerian Lecturers So Wicked And Heartless? by VULCAN(m): 6:52pm On Sep 28, 2021
Brainless BMC Parrot.

Only good for mindlessly regurgitating his beloved Daddy Buhari

Today when I read the educational qualifications of the kidnapped retired general I had to wonder why that type of brilliant mind never became President instead it's barely literate Buhari who overthrew a democratic govt the first time and then came back with lies to rig elections and take us back 80yrs


Splitmind:
Only lazy youths who failed in school would complain about Nigerian lecturers
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Signed As Agrichainx Brand Ambassador (Pictures) by VULCAN(m): 9:42pm On Sep 27, 2021
Try to open your eyes.

This is another MLM.

Tonto will give them brand recognition and people will drop their money and everything will work for a while.

Then gbam.

Stories
J2381:
Na WA oh. Even with all the controversy, Negativity and pettiness, she's still getting endorsement deals. Chai!
CareerRe: My MD Told Me My Relationship Is Jeopardizing My Job. by VULCAN(m): 6:44pm On Sep 27, 2021
If you have travelled to the UK you would know better.

But even though you haven't don't you watch British Soaps

"Dear" has no sexual overtones to the British.

airsaylongcome:
It's this kind of talk that is getting you in trouble at the office. "Thanks dear" to a random "lady" on the internet.

If a faceless person you don't know is "dear", I'm sure your colleagues na "sweetheart" you dey call dem
FamilyRe: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by VULCAN(m): 6:33pm On Sep 27, 2021
This wisdom pass that of the Tortoise


generalwo:
My baby's mum made jollof rice..... I returned from work around 11pm...ate and went straight to bed.... Around 3am....she said she wanted to eat jollof rice..... I went to the kitchen, served her from the pot of jollof she cooked... Lo and behold... She said she wants to eat the jollof rice sold by the mama put close to my house..... I sha didn't argue... I told her I'm coming let me get it... Came outside, spread wrapper on the floor and locked her inside the house... Woke up at 6am, she was sleeping already.... Went to the kitchen.... Served her own rice in a take away pack, tied it with rubber band and dropped it close to her... She woke up and ate it peacefully and thanked me self......

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