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FamilyRe: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by VULCAN(m): 6:27pm On Sep 27, 2021
A person who doesn't know the day of his death but KNOWS there is no God....

...is a fool


Alfamann:
There is no God.
FamilyRe: 84-Year-Old Kenyan Man Returns Home, Discovers That His 2 Wives Had Remarried by VULCAN(m): 1:44pm On Sep 27, 2021
This is the problem with a lot of African parents especially the males.

They will abandon their kids to avoid responsibility then when old and broke will activate emotional blackmail on the same children.

Shameless man.
BusinessRe: Businesses In Nigeria Must Accept E-naira Payment, CBN Warns by VULCAN(m): 1:40pm On Sep 27, 2021
It's fascinating how the govt apologists and the newly minted BMC monikers are here praising emefiele and the enaira....

....even though not one of them has been able to mention just ONE difference between the electronic payments we have been doing for years and this e-naira.

I'm not even asking for two differences like a wise fellow above me.

Just ONE
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Experience With The Wife Of A Major In The Nigerian Army by VULCAN(m): 8:44am On Sep 27, 2021
Just imagine what this nitpicker drew from this engaging tale.

There are so many lessons about life one can draw from this story but this narrow minded judgemental fellow only saw what to condemn.

My prayer for him is that may he never enjoy what he isn't fully qualified for.

I hope he will say amen. Because that is the gospel he is preaching.

Thank God he is not God who picks anybody He likes to get things.

One of the lessons that one can learn from this fantastic story is never lose focus when you are given a task as if he had remained focused and not allowed the woman to turn him into gisting machine he would not have felt so terrified when he was given two weeks more to deliver as she might have learnt the basics by then.


Coly2012:
This is the problem of our education system,we think everybody can teach and every graduate is a teacher.even all teachers are not qualified to teach every category of students/learner's...
The husband and you failed to do the first principal of adult Education, which is NEED ASSESSMENT, assessment of an adult learner's need is an half way of solving the learner's need. The womans need was not how to read so she can't go through that learning process which puts your little effort in frutility.
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Loses To Oleksandr Usyk By Unanimous Decision by VULCAN(m): 8:52pm On Sep 26, 2021
I don't think anybody will provide a lazy person any evidence.

We that saw it just don't care enough to go out of our way to download the pic and upload it.

As I googled Anthony joshua pro... Google completee prostrated and when I clicked I saw the pic.

You are nothing but lazy


davodyguy:
I already did, could not find anything of such happening in Nigeria.

You said he came to Nigeria to do that.

Show the evidence
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Met A Girl You Know In A Brothel? by VULCAN(m): 3:56pm On Sep 25, 2021
This response reeks with guilt.

Even if you lived that life or are living it. Try not to be bitter.

The economy is tough, there are few jobs and few women know how to create and sell value beyond that thing between their legs.

I blame parents who don't ensure their daughters learn valuable skills from as early as secondary school.
luvmijeje:
There are also men in that brothel!

This attitude of trying to control women should stop. If you want to advise, do it generally. Stop singling out women for what men are guilty of doing.

No be men dey Bleep them?
FamilyRe: Is Marriage For Me? by VULCAN(m): 1:57pm On Sep 25, 2021
That is what she is saying.

A truly absurd perspective and a sign of narrow minded thinking

MrBrownJay1:
are you saying that everyone should get married, regardless of who they are (and/or that only immature people dont get married)?
TravelRe: Nigerians Can Travel, Do Business With 120 Countries Without Visa by VULCAN(m): 5:01pm On Sep 24, 2021
The mod that brought this incomprehensible report to front page must have been bribed.

Corruption is everywhere.

Just try to read the rubbish.

And someone elevated it to front page
NYSCRe: Nigerian Army Reacts To Officer Pouring Dirty Water On Corper In Calabar by VULCAN(m): 9:26am On Sep 24, 2021
Nigerians are so gullible.

Just a press release and people are saying good one from the NA.

If you understand the way the Army works she will be given a slap on the wrist.

Even the general that wrote this press release cannot swear he has not dehumanised civilians in the past.

Her mistake was doing it on camera
CelebritiesRe: Charity Nnaji: Nigerian Female Celebrities Are More Like Advanced Prostitutes by VULCAN(m): 9:22am On Sep 24, 2021
It's always fascinating to see people spit plenty words and yet say nothing.

Please name 20 female celebrities that fit your description.

That shouldn't be too difficult based on what you wrote.

PS. Don't forget to mention how you KNOW they didn't bleep their way to the top.

You can't stay in your bedroom and be speaking for people you only know via social media.

So it's either you have lived with them, you are their agent or you work closely with them.

We are waiting.

Charmingrascal:
Perhaps she bleeped her way to the top and there are many like her.




I can still tell you that there are decent hardworking female celebrities who worked so hard to get to where they are, tho I agree that those involved in advanced prostitution are more than the decent ones.





Somebody should also tell her that "been" and "being" are not the same thing.


Olodo
CrimeRe: Plateau Polytechnic: Injuries As Army Opened Fire On Protesting Students by VULCAN(m): 6:56am On Sep 22, 2021
Why do you sound like Lai Mohammed?

Why are you so unsympathetic to these young adults? You have a Buhari spirit!

The most tragic line in that article is the fellow saying they have been in the same class for three years and have been paying all fees.

That didn't move your cold heart.

It's whether Nigerian Army shot at the protesters or whether it was unknown gunmen.

Mtscheww!


theenchanter:
I read it and there was no mention of Nigerian Army shooting at students...... I even clicked the link in order to convince myself that the OP skipped that part, but no mention of Nigerian Army.

Nigerian media will kill Nigeria before ethnicity and religion.

I blame nairaland mods sha.
TravelRe: What I Noticed In My Hotel Room by VULCAN(m): 9:02am On Sep 20, 2021
The average black man is a coward.

The average black African is a coward of the highest order. That is why we abuse our evil leaders in bars but when they drive past we hail them.

This is a faceless forum and he is scared to mention the hotel.

Will DSS come for him if he mentions the hotel?

Can someone tell me why this fellow is hiding the name of the hotel.

What a stupid post this is.

He should never have done this if he is not gonna name the hotel.

Cowards die many times before their death!


Rapgod101:
You should be aware of this... When you enter a hotel,
you better check the surroundings... Especially if there are small holes on the wall, you should look carefully... You might not notice there's , a hidden camera... Just like the one beside that plug... Good thing is my colleagues noticed it .. So we immediately covered it... We thought at first it was just for cable
But my colleague noticed it right away...
I won't mention the hotel... The important thing is you should be aware... That's it... It might just help... Good luck
Christianity EtcRe: About The High Rate Of Extramarital Sexual Affairs Today by VULCAN(m): 12:23pm On Sep 19, 2021
The man you worship Omo Agege is a well known occultist. So if your oga at the top believes in spirits but you the boy at the bottom doesn't believe in God.

Then nobody should take you serious.

By the way, your boss is currently running pillar to post because his main JuJu man died on Tuesday and he is concerned that he may follow.

If You are indeed ignorant of what I have said above than you are ignorant indeed and kindly limit exposing your stupidity to the world.

A man that does not know what his idol does in the dark is one who wants to claim that he knows there is no God.

Fool.
PrinceMajestic:
Was teenage mary God's wife before he fvcked the girl even knowing the girl cohabits with a man?
PoliticsRe: Obadiah Mailafia Is Dead: Former CBN Deputy Governor Dies In Abuja by VULCAN(m): 12:12pm On Sep 19, 2021
Naah,
Nobody remembers him for that.

But I see you're a new BMC moniker.

One wonders whether you are or the other popular BMCs.

How I know you are an old moniker is because you have ONLY 12 Posts in 9 days.

Obviously you are busy with your main moniker cos nobody at BMC HQ will pay you for much less than 2 posts per day.

The popular BMCs are averaging 10 posts per day



Zandena:
Rest in pieces Obadiah!
You can be remembered as a frustrated, greedy and cunny man who did all he can to continue to remain on the sharing table after decades of looting CBN but failed !
PoliticsRe: Six States Oppose FG’s Compulsory COVID-19 Vaccination Plan by VULCAN(m): 12:06pm On Sep 19, 2021
When the same people that hoarded foodstuff during the lockdown now want you to believe that they have your best interest at heart......

Be smart.
RomanceRe: My Married Ex Pestering Me For Sex by VULCAN(m): 12:03pm On Sep 19, 2021
So your point being that Married women don't cheat!

Honestly, the stupidity in some people's post is a pointer to their intellectual barrenness.

Mentioning that a married woman is cheating is now equivalent to women hating.

Which schools did all these people attend?

CHoccolaTE:
Lies.

If this topic is fabricated you will suffer 7 years bad luck, Op.

Since you idiot woman haters no come get work than to dey talk lies about women.
PhonesRe: Reno Omokri: Nobody On Earth Needs An iPhone13 by VULCAN(m): 7:41am On Sep 19, 2021
People don't read before they respond.

The man said Need.

That some cannot understand the difference between Need and Want shows the mindset of most.

Billionaires kids already have iPhone 12.

They do NOT NEED iPhone 13.

Let's hope you can understand that simplified statement as you didnt catch Reno's take.

GuyWise:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

'No one on earth' even Bill Gates children and Dangote children?

Those who can afford it will certainly buy it.

I can afford ot but I will not buy.
CareerRe: Female Bosses by VULCAN(m): 3:31pm On Sep 18, 2021
Your emotional intelligence is sky high.

You should write an ebook to tell others how to do it.

Well done.

Focusmind:
Just find a way of "ass licking" them. My first boss when I joined the banking sector was a woman. I would praise her to high heaven. Sometimes she came with food from home and while eating it, I would be like, " Madam, this food smells nice and your husband must be enjoying". She would laugh and always found ways of trying to tell me things so that I would give her the kind of answers she would want.

I would praise her and her kids to high heavens to the extent that I had to come to her house to coach her son that was preparing for Federal government college entrance exam then. She was so impressed that I was favored among the staff under her. She was mean to the core and was dreaded by all, but I found favor with her. Sometimes, she sent me to her house with driver to pick up something and I practically warmed myself to her. It was a game I played very well since I could not change or select my boss. She was the one doing appraisal and a lot of things are taken into consideration. If you have been into corporate world, you would understand.

There was time she did 10 years marriage anniversary and invited everybody, including staff. I was practically serving food, doing every chore. When people left that Sunday evening, I went to the back of the house and started washing plates and coolers with her Nanny. She came to the back of the house to drop some plates and found me and shouted that I should leave the place and stop washing the plates. I said, " madam, don't worry, it was nothing." She stood there and was looking at me.

It was around, 8:30pm and I was about to go. She was staying in a massive duplex in festac, while I was leaving at Ire-Akari estate. She insisted that I should not go, that I should go and sleep at their boys quarter. But I told her that tomorrow was Monday and I needed to go home and prepare for work. She said I should not bother coming to the office in the morning and should take two days off. I did stay in their house, helped her kids with their weekend homework and other things.

In the morning, before leaving, the husband gave me N10k and one new Turkish suite that he has not used before. The man is well to do anyway. Since that day, I was one of the most favored staff, recommending me for promotion. This was someone that everybody saw as "wicked" and feared by staff. She could shout to people anyhow and woe to you if you fail to balance your investment account after close of business.

When an opportunity came for someone to be recommended for a new project, she didn't waste time and put me forward. It was not that I was not good on my job, but I needed to build good relationship with her to help my career. In life and in corporate world, your boss can determine the trajectory of your growth. You must manage the person and play to his/her sentiments and massage ego.

But you must know your job and be dedicated. Adding interpersonal relationship and managing difficult bosses are just the icing on the cake.
CelebritiesRe: Ehi Ogbebor Driver Dies: 'Hospital Knew You Wouldn’t Make It, Made Us Spend 10M' by VULCAN(m): 3:25pm On Sep 18, 2021
God bless you for explaining to the "hard of thinking"
Richy4:

She meant that the money would have gone a long way in terms of helping the family of the deceased to solve financial challenges that might come their way assuming the doctors said that there's nothing they can do for the man except to pray and hope..

BusinessRe: Abokifx Suspends Exchange Rate Updates After CBN Blocks Accounts by VULCAN(m): 2:30pm On Sep 18, 2021
Emefiele remains the worst CBN governor in at least 30 yrs.

How can a platform that ONLY reports currency rates be responsible for the devaluation in a currency?

Good God.

That's the equivalent of CNN reporting increase in teenage pregnancies in US then the govt blames them for the rise.

Will Nigeria ever recover from Buhari and his cohorts?

lalasticlala:
ABOKIFX MANAGEMENT DECISION

AbokiFX has taken the decision today, the 17th of September 2021, to temporarily suspend rate updates on all our platforms, until we get better clarity of the situation.

Final rates have been posted this evening but the abokiFX news section and the Crypt° rates section will still be active.

WHO WE ARE

abokiFX was established in 2014 as a research and information service company, to conduct market research and gather data on the parallel market rates.

We also wanted to provide some transparency around the parallel market with the availability of information technology.

abokiFX purely provides benchmark parallel rate information which helps guide our users in almost 200 countries across the world.
abokiFX does NOT TRADE FX, which we have always maintained in our emails and social media platforms.

We do not Trade FX neither do we have the power to manipulate the rates as we DO NOT CREATE the rates.

We are the only entity in Nigeria that has a full set of parallel rates, right from our inception in 2014 when the exchange rate was trading at N166 to Sl.

We collated data for years before we started publishing, as we realised the demand increased for our historical data.

To most users of our platforms, we are just a parallel rates board but to many institutions, ranging frorn IVY league universities, to global businesses and research centres, we area keysource of data, especially, historical data (almost a decade's worth of data on parallel rates).

Companies use our data for their internal and external audits as well as planning and budgeting.

We ONLY publish what we source on the streets of Lagos, hence the phrase, Lagos Parallel Rates. The rates sourced are carefully collated, reviewed and a mean rate is published from the data pool. This explains our three daily updates - * Morning, ** Midday, ***Evening.
Sometimes, rates come in late but we have to wait for the full set of rates before they are published, to prevent volatility of rates.

None of our data source providers know who we are or what their rates are being used for. This is to avoid any manipulation of rates.
Our staff have a daily routine of going to the market to gather rates, as all the BDCs in the country have their rates clearly displayed on their rates board and parallel market rate dealers give the information away freely.
All we do is collate all that information and display it on all our platforms daily.

REPLAY OF 2017 vs 2021

In 2017, Nigeria experienced an FX crises and the Naira depreciated to over N500/$1. abokiFX was accused of manipulating the parallel market rates.

Once liquidity was injected, the Naira appreciated and we published the appreciation which is basically what we do.
2021 has seen a similar scenario with the naira depreciating and we have published what we have been given, which has led some to believe we are manipulating the market. Yet no one can complain about our rates deviating +/- 2% from the parallel market rates when they patronise the dealers in the rnarket.
If we do not create the rates, how then can we control the rates. Our only sources of income have been our API and advert sales.

ALLEGATIONS AGAINST OUR DIRECTOR

All allegations against our director are yet to be confirrned but we at abokiFX DO NOT trade FX neither do we manipulate parallel rnarket rates.

Outside the media allegation, we have not received any communication from any government body and our accounts are not closed as stipulated in the media.

WAY FORWARD

abokiFX is fully functional BUT we will not be publishing any form of rates on our platforms for now. We sincerely hope this suspension will lead to the Naira appreciation from next week. With our decision to temporarily suspend online rate publication, we are aware that there will be limited visibility of parallel rates information which will impact decision making for rnany.
CelebritiesRe: Uche, Pete Edochie's Son Spends N6M Treating COVID-19 That Damaged 80% Of Lungs by VULCAN(m): 11:51pm On Sep 17, 2021
The people who made the vaccine have avoided giving guarantees that those that take it will not die of Covid but here you are confidently blowing hot air.

Let those who want to take it do so but they should should not deceive themselves that it guarantees anything.

Every day vaccinated people are dying of Covid worldwide but the media keeps quiet about such.

Covid deaths spiked big time in India and Israel amongst some other places AFTER vaccination began.

None of the companies selling vaccine tested it on more than 3000 people yet those who cannot think for themselves are praising something which was produced in 9months instead of the more normal 9 yrs or more.

Something that was tested on less than 50,000 people has been rushed out to 7B people

It's in 4 or 5yrs to come that we will all know the havoc that this vaccine has done to SOME people.

It's early days yet

Dialpad:
Only if he had taken the vaccine, he would have saved 6 million without damaged lungs.

You can't have covid-19 without it leaving you with a permanent mark.

If you are smart, just go ahead and take the vaccine.

The rich can afford millions for treatment, the poor will be left in pains to die slowly.

May God help us all.
PetsRe: Some Ladies And Dogs Now.. Trending Thing by VULCAN(m): 11:15am On Sep 17, 2021
Stop feigning ignorance.

There are plenty videos online of women having sex with their dogs.

Some date back to the 80s.


Ishilove:
I find this hard to believe. VERY HARD to believe
RomanceRe: Tanzanian Lady Storms Streets In A Wedding Gown In Search Of A Husband by VULCAN(m): 10:50pm On Sep 16, 2021
So sad

That You are incapable of differentiating between a prophecy of a future social condition and a report of a past action by one man tells us a lot.

chatinent:
The Bible also said “Jesus wept.”

Does it mean at anytime in our lives we should be crying?
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy And Her Dog In Tongue-To-Tongue Kissing (Pictures, Video) by VULCAN(m): 3:52pm On Sep 16, 2021
If you know the number of white women that get banged by their dog you will be shocked!

neyoohhh:
And somebody was arguing with me yesterday that Nigerians aren't brainwashed by White's.

How do you think whites started sleeping with animals. It started from cute little kisses, then they humanise the animals

Women being emotional recks could fall in love with a pet who gives them attention and before you know something that started innocently leads to a dark triad.

We have been battling gay's, now we have to battle beastiality all because Nigerian's want to be white.

Crazy.
CrimeRe: Police Wrongly Parade Movie Prop Manager As Criminal In Akwa Ibom (photo) by VULCAN(m): 12:35pm On Sep 16, 2021
When I read what this dimwit wrote i immediately guessed he must be a Buhari supporter and when I checked his previous posts I was proven correct.

Like father like son

haslaw:
Hmm.

The guy should be properly investigated because armed robbers have used fake guns to rob innocent people of their valuables.
FamilyRe: My Wife Left Me Because I Lost My Job. by VULCAN(m): 8:47am On Sep 16, 2021
All these emergency counsellors that don't read deeply.

The wife left because he is down financially after losing his job and there you are after telling him to be responsible and take care of his family you ask him to go and bring the wife back.

Completely ignoring what led her to leave.

Mtscheww
chatinent:
Hello,

First, I don't support the way she left. Marriage should not be all honey and darling when the going is good.

You guys didn't have any outstanding issue apart from the money thing? No quarrel ...no beating?

If that's the case, I think you should call her mobile phone.

I think you should try to meet her and discuss issues together.

Crowdfunding for public advice may not be too good sha. Awon redpills are coming to tell you to take in another woman.


Wouldn't another woman leave too if it is unbearable?

You don't need to be a redpill. You need to be an alpha gentleman. You need to know your responsibilities as though they were your body parts.

I must say... I hate it when families know husband and wife are having an issue.

We shouldn't listen to our family sometimes.

Check: they are all concentrating on the woman but none of them is telling you be more responsible. Of course, they'll support you with words. Will words help you take care of your family?

When I mean trying your best, I mean living up to the expectations of being a man; it is your responsibility to take care of your family! You don't bear children more than you can take care of.

You may rightly argue differently that you work hard. Sure, you do. But you aren't working harder enough for the family. You need to man up.

Bring your wife back.

Be the husband you'd want your daughter to have.

Be like the man who was sent to the lions to be eaten but came back leading the pride.

Please don't forget to buzz me when she is back make I come chop nkwobi biko.

You are welcome.
CelebritiesRe: Simi Called Out By MC Morris, She Reacts (Photos) by VULCAN(m): 8:42am On Sep 16, 2021
Love how she avoided directly saying the accusations is untrue.

That's cos she knows the guy is waiting with receipts. Loll

It's also interesting that she took over a week to respond.
CelebritiesRe: DSS Arrests Prince Kpokpogri Over Tonto Dikeh's Nude Pictures, Blackmail by VULCAN(m): 9:13pm On Sep 15, 2021
To deceive the average black man you don't have to do much more than put something in writing.

So many read and instantly believed what Festus Keyamo wrote.

A man who was dismissed from. GANI'S Chambers for fraudulent activities. Lol
PoliticsRe: Muhammad Umar Graduates From Regent University London (Pictures) by VULCAN(m): 8:33pm On Sep 14, 2021
I don't want to believe you're so unintelligent that you don't understand his point.

So let's assume that you are just trolling, shall we

wallstreetnews:
It is a matter of choice
FamilyRe: My Mum's Constant Insult Is Driving Me Crazy, It Is Time To Move Out? by VULCAN(m): 8:30pm On Sep 14, 2021
Pls enlighten me, how do you know the bolded?

What is your evidence?

I'm asking because I know mothers who constantly pressurise their daughters to go and sleep with men for money!

We have all heard of mothers who have slept with their Son in laws.

We know mothers who saw a man richer than their husband and abandoned the kids for the new lover!

So once again, what is your proof that the mother loves her?


JosephXavier:
OP it seems like you already have the best plan to remedy this

Just move out of the house if you can raise the money for rent

Sometimes having your space can make people respect you

Your mum is not too different from most Nigerian mothers, I know she loves you and wants you to succeed in life but maybe she is the emotional type and doesn't know how to keep a good relationship with you
EventsRe: Wedding Dance Video Of An Asian Woman & Her Nigerian Husband From Edo by VULCAN(m): 8:01pm On Sep 14, 2021
Hilarious video

The bride is a whole mood. Such a fun loving woman.

Rocking with an 7/8 months pregnancy
PoliticsRe: Ajuri Ngelale Knocks Wike: FG Not Taking Niger Delta Money To The North by VULCAN(m): 10:50am On Sep 14, 2021
Naira will soon be 600 to a $

Keep your tales by moonlight trash in the bin.

Only 3 times has Nigeria entered recession since independence and all 3 times Buhari was in charge.

What a Guinness World Record

vedaxcool:
“Ther are those who despite collecting tens of billions of naira from this administration in form of refund for federal roads that they did not even construct in their states and you still have these claims coming out trying to abuse the Federal Government because of political reasons,” Ngelale said.

Wike convinced Mr. Jonathan that it served his ambition to not refund Ameachi N78B spent on fixing federal roads.

PMB could have easily repaid him with the evil he did against Ameachi under Jonathan but he showed the drunken cultist class something many PDP idiots take for granted. Rather than eschew politics of tribalism, religious bigotry and jingoism, Wike and PDP e urchins continue the downward spiral to perdition.

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