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FamilyRe: Older Bachelors How Do You Cope With Loneliness? by VULCAN(m): 10:32pm On Sep 13, 2021
You want to give him sleepless nights abi.

It's better you don't tell some people somethings-this type may kill himself if it turns out that the kids belong to the friend.

Let's hope it ain't so
vicksbaba:
Op, I don't mean to be disrespectful or anything, but just do DNA test on your children, and if possible, run the test against your bachelor friend's blood sample. This may sound absurd, but you see that fatherly love your bachelor friend is radiating? It's a reason to be curious.. ever heard of "alpha seeds, beta grows?"; Alpha impregnate, beta fathers?

Anyways, True happiness is the ability to find peace and satisfaction in ones own company. Once you start depending on other people's presence to become happy, then you're truly lonely. The test of happiness is a very simple question; "when I'm all alone, do I really feel happy?" If yes, then you're truly happy
FamilyRe: Older Bachelors How Do You Cope With Loneliness? by VULCAN(m): 10:27pm On Sep 13, 2021
This one is close to psychotic

There is nothing in the OPs post that reveals him as a redpiller. Infact it's probably the opposite but this angry black woman is blowing off steam.

Redpillars must have damaged her down below.

Fiscus105:
Red piller association, they hate women yet they can't do without women , they lamenting on issue pertaining to women on secondly basis .

They hate institution of marriage yet they want children. Kids that would be eventually raise by single parent and come problematic to the society the way they themselves lost out.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kill Pastor Kibori-Asha Awuce In Kaduna, El-Rufai Appeals For Calm by VULCAN(m): 5:56pm On Sep 13, 2021
That is because he is their partner.

Or were you still in primary school when he once claimed that he paid them off to halt kidnapping?

ba7man:
See how the posters above appear at total peace with the bandits but direct ALL their anger at El-Rufai.
Technology MarketRe: SELLING (USED): Wacom PTH660 Intuos Pro Digital Graphic Drawing Table by VULCAN(m): 1:19pm On Sep 13, 2021
If you had bothered to take better pictures of the device it would probably have been bought long ago.
CelebritiesRe: Dudu Heritage Is Dead, Bimbo Oshin's Husband by VULCAN(m): 12:11pm On Sep 13, 2021
Nobody died before Covid came I guess.

When paranoia has grabbed you by the throat.

Sigh

SEGLIZ:
another covid19 victim (even though he died innocent of work, money stress or bp) but we need to wait for ncdc for confirmation.

my humble condolence to his family.
PoliticsRe: VAT: Five Northern, Two South-west, Two South-South States Top Beneficiaries by VULCAN(m): 8:31am On Sep 13, 2021
Nowhere else online do you find ignorant people trying to sound woke like Nairaland.

It is now fake population statistics that should be used to determine who deserves more VAT and not actual taxed economic activities.

How silly!

So Lagos that generates 55% of total VAT receipts in the entire country (due to the sheer volume of individual VAT transactions) but receives 10% of said total should receive even less based on fake population statistics generated for election malpractices.

State Populations that claim 20m people but very little VAT generated.

The cow business that the federal govt is so concerned about produces no VAT whatsoever as it is owned by powerful Northerners who do not pay VAT, income tax nor corporate tax.

It's better some people just shut up instead of displaying their folly on a world platform like Nairaland.
Positivepoint:
Value added tax is paid by the consumers of manufactured goods at the point of buying good or service not by the manufacturers of the goods and services.

The population of the north gives north an advantage as huge consumers.

U should first understand what vat is before u make such comment.
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: "Boma Never Fingered Me": Tega - VIDEO by VULCAN(m): 3:11pm On Sep 12, 2021
The spirit of Tonto Dike.

Thank God for that audio about Churchill.

It's clear that she is unhinged.

You are not supporting infidelity but if he sleeps with one girl, the wife should sleep with 10 guys.

You may be as unhinged as Tonto!


saphiere:
Even if he does, you owe no one an explanation. Your husband cheated in your matrimonial home and heaven didn't fall.

I am not supporting infidelity but if he do you 1, do him 10
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TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: "Boma Never Fingered Me": Tega - VIDEO by VULCAN(m): 3:07pm On Sep 12, 2021
You were looking behind you while he was ahead of you. Lol
TeamLeader:
Where is righteousness2 when you need him now grin
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua’s Wife Evict Disciples From SCOAN (Video) by VULCAN(m): 11:22am On Sep 12, 2021
People like this require psychological evaluation.

This story is about a woman exercising her authority over people she doesn't like and this persons conclusion is to say that Christianity oppresses women.

Instead of this character to confess that they worship Sango or they are an atheist they foolishly want to use any news to attack Christianity.

Few people can stick to the point because they lack the ability to focus.


Winters23:
but when Taliban say thesame thing you just typed people will call them terrorists...

The bitter truth most people will never admit is that both Muslims and Christians oppress women!

Non of them are innocent
Foreign AffairsRe: 9/11 Mastermind, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Not Convicted 20 Years After by VULCAN(m): 6:48pm On Sep 11, 2021
Foolishness of the highest order.

Copying someone's external movements is now the equivalent of copying what is in their heart.

You must be a BMC also. They never cease to spout the daftest statements.

No matter how you Taqqiya people spout it, Islam is more dangerous to us today than Nazism was to Europeans in Hitler's time.

The reason being that Hitler was covert in his ways while you guys secretly support what the Fundamentalists are doing while pretending to be good. T

he aim is to wipe all other religions off the face of the earth and enthrone Islam as the ONLY one permitted.

God will disappoint you all.


Patrioticman007:
The illiterate pastors that failed to teach you about Jesus son of Mary slamming his head on the floor are to be blamed not you.
HealthRe: Unvaccinated Tiktoker Begs People To Get Vaccinated, Before Dying Days Later by VULCAN(m): 4:32pm On Sep 11, 2021
Who told you?

Actually it's most grin.

But on this topic I can't blame them. I once thought the West was mostly populated by people who asked intelligent questions but Covid put paid to that my theory.

Most people outsource their thinking. Imagine somebody above basing his argument on the fact that it is written on WHO website.

The ignoramus doesn't know that till TODAY China has refused to provide WHO with samples of the Virus from ground zero.

Or that when the rumours of the virus spread began in December 2019 protocols demand that WHO send in a team to ascertain what was going on but China refused allowing WHO in to Wuhan and actually reported that the Virus could not be transmitted from man to man.

Nor does the Numbskull know that China strong armed the preferred candidate out of the race for DG of WHO in favour of the current man.

Fools that cannot spend an hour doing research into what's happening behind the scenes will be insulting those who are sceptical about what the authorities are saying.

Mtscheww!

MrRichmond:
You have sense.

A lot of people on this forum don't have functioning brains.
PoliticsRe: Rate Your State Governor From 1-10 And Give Reasons by VULCAN(m): 10:03am On Sep 11, 2021
And you base your statement on the writings of one single moniker on a faceless forum..

You didn't even bother to keep reading to compare other monikers score card.

If that's how you make decisions then one must wonder at the quality of decisions you make in your own life


Angelfrost:
So, basically he needs to go then... Governors with higher scores than that get impeached in serious nations. undecided
FamilyRe: Is There Such A Thing As Forgive And Forget? by VULCAN(m): 9:53am On Sep 11, 2021
Unfortunately, what you defined here as forget has got little to do with forgetting and more to do with forgiving.

Let's move this away from the personal to the governmental.

When a person receives a pardon(i.e forgiveness) from the govt it implies that the person is to be treated as one who never committed the offence.

So the person can receive an appointment or be employed into a job that convicts are not permitted to have.
Nobody forgets that the person was once a convict but now he or she is no longer to be treated as if they were ever one.

Forgiveness implies that you cannot respond to the person as if they did what you both know they did.

It's just that it's hard for us a humans to do but governments do it all the time.

WibusJaga:
huh
Forget here does not mean to be erased from your memory.
It implies you don't allow any offences of yesterday to be a factor in your judgements & decisions of today.
HealthRe: Jubilee Syringe To Start Exportation To Germany by VULCAN(m): 9:17am On Sep 11, 2021
I thought the same thing.

The person who wrote the article isn't enlightened.

varmint:
In a move that could become a major boost to the Nigerian economy....

How can exporting syringe be a major boost to the Nigerian economy

Apparently, many people do not seem to understand the meaning of the word "major"
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Professor Ahmed Yusuf As Atomic Energy Commission CEO by VULCAN(m): 12:06am On Sep 11, 2021
It appears you are a quota system beneficiary otherwise how can someone complain about the leadership of civil service appointments being lopsided towards one section of the country then you quote suspicious statistics about the number of federal civil servants.

What is the correlation between the two?

Absolutely nothing.

By the way, go and massage those fake statistics some more. To claim the small Abia has almost two and a half times the number of fed civil servants than Kano has is a fraud of gargantuan proportions!

Also statistics that doesn't have year, that one na statistics.

Rubbish!

Ibkhaleel001:
[s][/s] You peot can never be truthful and sincere for once! You are always barking like dogs even thou you are the once that benefit the most ...

Number of Federal Civil Servants State by State
1: Abia 3579
2. Adamawa 1727
3. Akwa Ibom 4416
4. Anambra 3576
5. Bauchi 1172
6. Bayelsa 957
7. Benue 3951
8. Borno 1822
9. Cross River 2681
10. Delta 4419
11. Ebonyi 865
12. Edo 3890
13. Ekiti 2613
14. Enugu 2695
15. FCT 533
16. Gombe 1218
17. Imo 5825
18. Jigawa 675
19. Kaduna 3199
20. Kano 1545
21. Katsina 1237
22. Kebbi 875
23. Kogi 5186
24. Kwara 2537
25. Lagos 2180
26. Nasarawa 1452
27. Niger 2193
28. Ogun 4669
29. Ondo 3393
30. Osun 3321
31. Oyo 3244
32. Plateau 2542
33. Rivers 1675
34. Sokoto 732
35. Taraba 1112
36. Yobe 744
37. Zamfara 543
Not specified 518
TOTAL: 89,511
By Dr Joe Abah - DG, Bureau of Public Service
Reforms". (C): Johnson Andrew, this is the Analyzed data based on population figures of each state.
From the wall of Akin Omoz-Oarhe:
THE DIRECTOR GENERAL OF PUBLIC SERVICE REFORMS, RELEASED STATISTICS OF EMPLOYMENTS INTO OUR PUBLIC SERVICE.
THE RAW FIGURES PER STATE ARE ALL OVER FACEBOOK.
THIS GOT MY ORIENTAL BROTHERS TALKING AGAIN. KNOWING THAT NOT SO MANY LIKE FIGURES, I HAVE TRIED TO TIDY THEM UP FOR EASE OF UNDERSTANDING.
(A). EMPLOYMENT INTO THE PUBLIC SERVICE
NE with a population of 19.0m has 7,793
NW with a population of 35.8m has 8,806
SE with a population of 16.4m has 16,540
NC with a population of 20.3m has 17,661
SS with a population of 21.0m has 18,038
SW with a population of 27.6m has 19,620
To appreciate this figures, it is necessary to find out how many employees are taken from every 1 million people in each of the geographical zones.
The result is:
1st. SE has 1,009 Employees per million
2nd. NC has 970 Employees per million
3rd. SS has 859 Employees per million
4th SW has 711 Employees per million
5th NE has 410 Employees per million
6th NW has 246 Employees per million
Here we can see that South Eastern Zone has over 1000 people engaged in the public service of Nigeria in every 1 million Igbo people, whereas only 246 people are engaged in North West!
Remember that this is the Zone of the President of Nigeria. Curiously South West, the Zone of the Vice President is the least in Southern Nigeria with the employment of 711 people in a million.
It is pertinent to see the trend as regards Political Office holders. Probably, those that lost out in the Public Service, are compensated with Political offices. Let's perform sample surgical operation on the political employees.
( . POLITICAL APPOINTEES
We all have the statistics of political appointees of the current Buhari administration.
NW has 51political appointees from 7 states
NC has 47 political appointees from 6 states
NE has 45 political appointees from 6 states
SW has 45 political appointees from 6 states
SS has 45 political appointees from 6 States
SE has 41 political appointees from 5 states
These translate to:
1st. SE: 2.50 appointees in a million.
2nd. NE: 2.37 appointees in a million.
3rd. NC: 2.34 appointees in a million.
4th. SS: 2.14 appointees in a million.
5th. SW:1.63 appointees in a million.
6th. NW:1.42 appointees in a million.
Alternatively:
1st. SE: has 1 appointee in every 400,000
2nd. NE: has 1 appointee in every 422,000
3rd. NC: has 1 appointee in every 427,000
4th. SS: has 1 appointee in every 467,000
5th. SW: has 1 appointee in every 614,000
6th. NW: has 1 appointee in every 704,000
Once again topping the list of beneficiary is South East with one political appointee for every 400,000 people. As if it is an intentional act, NW, from where the President hails has the least of 1 political appointees for every 704, 000 people while the figure for Osinbajo's Zone is 614,000 and is the least in the South.
THIS IS NOT MY DEFINITION OF "MARGINALIZATION" BEING PEDDLED BY THE IGBOS THAT ARE, IN FACT THE BIGGEST BENEFICIARY IN NIGERIA. FIGURES DON'T LIE.
PLEASE BRING THESE FIGURES TO THE KNOWLEDGE OF NNIA NWODO OF OHANIEZE, DR. EZEIFE AND PROF BEN NWANBEZE.
What makes me laugh is when i see some Yoruba crying for the Igbos when the latter talk about Marginalization. They should be crying for themselves.
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by VULCAN(m): 9:19pm On Sep 10, 2021
Stop embarrassing yourself.

Where did you see it spelt with a C?

Even the pic you posted has it spelt with a K

becky39000:
It starts with both K & C lol!!!!
PoliticsRe: Ituah Ighodalo: Nigerians Must Vote For President Who Truly Cares by VULCAN(m): 8:24pm On Sep 10, 2021
So Buhari cares.

Okay pls tell us how you actually know he cares.

Let's hear what he told you when both of you were eating fura de nono

Or when both of you were strolling to the mosque.

Or perhaps he told you some things while you guys were in London when he went on health grounds.
BigBashiru:
Buhari cares - it is Governors that do not care. Do Nigerians even know the responsibilities of a president and how it differs from the responsibilities of a Governor?
FamilyRe: I Hurt My Mom Badly, How Do I Pacify Her? by VULCAN(m): 10:52am On Sep 10, 2021
God Bless You!

You took the words out of my mouth.

Everything you said is 100% correct

Mmadu2:
Sorry I thought he's just a small boy in school. I didn't know he's 28 years. I missed that part.
RomanceRe: A Case For Men Who Don’t Want To Date Single Mothers by VULCAN(m): 2:20am On Sep 10, 2021
It's rather irritating when a person who "can't see where the problem is" believes that means there is no problem or those who see the problem are in the wrong.

Such illogicality.

What manner of arrogance is that sef?


MrBrownJay1:
A) in Nigeria/Africa, it is a well known fact that men frown upon single women. IMHO, it is down to insecurities and misplaced ego but that is a whole different subject for anotherday.

B) why would you care where the loyalty of a mother lays? if you'd viewed that woman as a whole (aka her and her baby) then down the line your loyalty would also be linked to that child. the important question would be: is that the problem you may have OR the baby being a confirmation that some other dude had sex with your possible "woman" before you?

i really dont see where the problem is...
FamilyRe: Why Are Married Men Quiet And Condone Rubbish In Their Homes? by VULCAN(m): 8:17pm On Sep 09, 2021
What a daft statement in bold.

So it's men who normally poison the minds of their kids and not women??

I can't believe that someone will twist the truth this much.

BRATISLAVA:
Let's hope God forgives him the way he forgave her.

And that he didn't poison the children's mind the way men normally do.

Don't mistake an unreasonable man for a man of principle.
FamilyRe: Why Are Married Men Quiet And Condone Rubbish In Their Homes? by VULCAN(m): 7:45pm On Sep 09, 2021
Your diagnosis is close but not perfect.

Most men are either full time simps or white knights and even Alpha men have at sometimes drop into simping even if it's just temporary.

So the white nights who outnumber alphas will always show radical support to women behaving badly.

All based on a subconscious program that states that attacking other men will make them more attractive to women.

It's not that they hate other men. Rather they desire validation from women
AbujaCitiBlog:
Married men take such rubbish because of other stupid and foolish men out there. If any issue concerning husband and wife come out in the open, you will see most men siding with the woman against their own gender.
It is almost as if most men hate each other and are jealous of each other.

Now let me shock you. The case of Chidinma the murderer is a very clear one. See the way male hegoats were fawning over her, granting her interviews up and down with reckless abandon, even she was driven to court without handcuffs in a private car not even a black Maria! Most men are foolish when it comes to woman matter. Your uncle knew that most of the males in your family will take the side of the toxic wife.

Another example is Tonto Dike, did you notice with her level of toxicity spanning several relationships, most men on social media are fighting for her!

Most Men hate themselves and their gender!

When it comes to marriage, the formula of our forefather remains the best. Young men of nowadays are completely clueless about woman. They just wan Bleep! Useless generation!
FamilyRe: Why Are Married Men Quiet And Condone Rubbish In Their Homes? by VULCAN(m): 7:37pm On Sep 09, 2021
An uncouth woman.

So much bile and bitterness.

I pray she finds healing.

Because if she finds a man before she finds healing...the man will be destroyed within the twinkling of an eye!
TWLifestyle:
You men are actually foolish hypocrites to be honest - the rubbish womwn our up with when they are married to you makes this nonsense you just posted pale I to comparison! Do you people know the torture women go through when married to you ? Mscheew . Imagine writing when egbon wants to " chastise" her is she his child for him to be chastising? You people will NEVER agree for a woman to be chastising you bit you think it's your right to chastise another adult like yourselves. I don't blame you though , it's the women that accept you people s rubbish I blame .
SportsRe: Dr Tom Crawford Develops Formula To Determine Football's GOAT. See Results by VULCAN(m): 8:59pm On Sep 08, 2021
This is what you call working from the answer.

You chose him in May as your brand ambassador then you hired a mathematician to prove you were right and "discovered" he was the GOAT in September.

Crooked Statistics

"In May, we backed our man as we unveiled Cristiano Ronaldo as our Official Global Brand Ambassador, and now we know for sure that we have the maths on our side.”
CelebritiesRe: Paternity Fraud: Police Invite Uzoamaka Ohiri For Questioning by VULCAN(m): 8:54pm On Sep 08, 2021
You spoke well but fell flat with the last paragraph.

Is Nedu's wife not somebody's sister, mother and auntie?

Who told you that evil women don't have relatives?


TarOrfeeek:
She should be arrested and charged to court for extreme wickedness.


There's wickedness. Then there's extreme one, she and Taliban there's no difference.

Also imagine Nedu Wazobia did not have receipts of these infidelity and abuse. She would have successfully ruined his career. A career she did nothing to improve or develop in the first place.


Asides your mother and sisters, grandma and aunts. Please keep receipts when dealing with Nigerian Wickedness.
RomanceRe: Bride Caught In Doggy Sex With Her Ex-Boyfriend During Wedding Reception by VULCAN(m): 8:37pm On Sep 08, 2021
Where did you see mother in law there?

agiandee:
I cant imagine why the mother inlaw did not blow the whistle anyway check out this other one below

https://flutterwave.com/store/daviv
CelebritiesRe: Blessing Okoro To Tega's Husband: You Don’t Owe Anyone An Interview by VULCAN(m): 5:27pm On Sep 08, 2021
If you search round you will find like 500.

But not much more

Davash222:
This is the dumbest words I've read my entire life!

Like, he should protect a prostitute that committed adultery on National TV?


It's very difficult to find a Nigerian girl with sound reasoning.
FamilyRe: I Find It Hard Expressing Myself And It Is Killing Me by VULCAN(m): 2:15am On Sep 07, 2021
Expressing yourself by writing in a faceless forum is the lowest form of expression. It requires little or no courage because the people cannot see you, nor can you see them. If they insult you and you can't bear it then you abandon the forum and move on. IRL you can't abandon your school, job or family so easily.

Also to comprehend what you read you may need to read it more than once. The OP said he cannot speak up IRL so I wonder why you are confused.
Mekailo:
Am confused, because you just expressed yourself here, so you don't have a problem
FamilyRe: I Find It Hard Expressing Myself And It Is Killing Me by VULCAN(m): 2:10am On Sep 07, 2021
And you wey no dey pray-
Have all your problems disappeared?

You lack logical thinking.

Wake up!

saasala:
Stop this nonsense na..

Pray about what? Are you serious at all?

You wey you dey pray, hope all your problems in life have disappeared
FamilyRe: ‘My Boyfriend Pays The Rent For Our House But He Doesn’t Know I’m The Landlord’ by VULCAN(m): 2:04am On Sep 07, 2021
Anybody who believes this is a Naija woman problem hasn't spent much time abroad.

It's actually a black woman thing.
White women have their issues but deceit over money matters is rarely one of them.

JovialJune:
E dey pain say no be only naija women abi? Eyah sorry, go to planet Mars, women are there waiting for you.
FamilyRe: ‘My Boyfriend Pays The Rent For Our House But He Doesn’t Know I’m The Landlord’ by VULCAN(m): 2:02am On Sep 07, 2021
Most black women are deceitful by nature most especially when it comes to money.

Most white women would have told the boyfriend the truth and he would have joined her to pay the bills and help offset the mortgage whether they later get married or not.

All statistics reveal that the black woman is the least desired mate.

This act and your support is a reminder why

JovialJune:
She did well for herself in my opinion cos she's paying for the mortgage, and if they break up at the end, she wouldn't feel it that much, her house her rules.
PoliticsRe: Fayemi Bows Down For Olu Of Warri, Tsola Emiko (photos) by VULCAN(m): 7:55pm On Sep 06, 2021
It's not difficult to spot envy. It's actually the foundation of witchcraft inAfrica


inoki247:
I don't even understand Nigeria again sef someone Local Govt chairman big pass...


in reality sef wetin b the role of al diz king pass people going to dere palace to goan bow for them...
RomanceRe: Zimbabwe Headmaster Stabbed, Robbed Of School Vehicle, Cash During Bush Sex Romp by VULCAN(m): 6:17pm On Sep 06, 2021
The stupidity inherent in this post becomes clear immediately it hits you that the man was having sex with a woman!

Authority1o1:
Okay...


I really don't take a lot of men seriously
. Some are just men because nature made them so, not because they act like one. Some have no control over their dicks.

Possibly, for the fear of the legitimate wife he has at home, he jeopardized the safety of the vehicle as well as the cash. He'll probably blame the lady for being such a bad luck.

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