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MrCyril:
Guess it's another catholic you are talking about, not the Catholic I attend.
My advice: lent is by the corner, follow all the activities closely then thank me on Easter Sunday

Asin ku, Eta ru, Ikamudu ja'we Efinrin onkigbe ofe.

No matter the height of the disguise, Catholic remains the MOTHER HARLOT. Period.

krattoss:
lol.. in so far as I an happy for u and ur sister.. that doesn't stop me from airing my own view....

firstly.. when ur sister was in her unusual state.. u said ur mom was praying. noting happened until a doctor resuscitated her.


some pastors came to pray nothing happened only for same psychiatrist to heal her.

now u giving glory to works of pastors and prayer warriors now exempting the said doctors and psychiatrist who were the main character that did the job.


happy for u guys thoor.

May be you need a short trip down to Group Medical (a hospital) at Mokola round about in Ibadan and see for yourself their watch word.
WE CARE BUT GOD CURE.

God Loves you and cares for you. thanks.

When Lie Mohammed is your dad.

COMEDY FROM THE STABLE OF APC.
COMEDY NON-STOP.
NIGHT OF A THOUSAND LAUGH

pmbluv2015:
There is truly a proverb in Hausa "kere jini biri jini" tranalated "dog bloodied babbon bloodied. If Real Madrid and Barcelona ended a match in a draw and my hausa friend called and ask me how the match ended, I can simply tell him kere jini biri jini meaning a draw(tough match).the meaning is never as the statement, it is way proverbs are spoken the world over. Dogs are used for hunting and hunters believe that dogs and babbon fight dirty and hardly would one defeat the other. Meaning that it is always a tough fight for the two. If a mischivious journalist has come to quote PMB as having said that he said dogs and babbons would be soaked in their blood during 2015 election in a gathering where Buhari's audience were Hausa speaking people, any reasonable person will understand the motive behind the write up. Therefore for purpose of education on the hausa language note that "Kere jini biri jini" does not translate to mean that dogs and babbons would be soaked in their blood.

you are very unfair with your analysis. If you look down the memory lane, since 2011 when the statement was made and see the statistics of people that has lost their life, you will discover how manipulative you are.
May God forgive and have mercy on you.

Database was not considered while rigging the election with Almangiries but to Pay them now database non existence must carry the blame.
were they unaware of this fact when they are making mouth?
I even learnt that the Almangiri system produced the oga at the top. I don't know how true that is. they also told me that its the reason for the lost WAEC result, I don't believe it until the Budget was kidnapped.



DESPERADOS......

Nigeria YEYEBRITIES that attend white gownment church. ;

2dillu2:
The new olubadan is Over 80 years

End time selection

Mind you, it is not by selection but by rotation.

The next king after this new king probably may be older.

The name of the Lord is a strong tower, a righteous runeth into it and is safe.
Thousand may fall at my side and ten thousand at my right hand side it shall not come near me.
Think twice before you put your trust in this govt of breeze beaters always at a loss at on all issues both minor and major.

#breezebeatergovt

This guy has a better idea on this issue than you and I.

Hit like if you want this prophecy moved to joke section

Ymodulus:
Which God?

Your God? If your God then he his a very wicked one as he sent me down, to suffer humiliation.

Seizures and collapse in public that brought shame to me. Regrets to point of dieing.

If there is a God, he is definitely not a good God.

God committed genocide and killed millions in the bible. Yet you tell me he his good?.

He should be tried for genocide. I will personally put otapiapia in his food , that's if he exist

No offense sir, God is absolutely good and merciful to me. Could you believe I lived about 14 years without visiting any doctor or any hospital after my encounter. late 1995 -2005. Till today I take paracetamol for Maleria fever. God is VERY REAL.

Ymodulus:
Which God?

Your God? If your God then he his a very wicked one as he sent me down, to suffer humiliation.

Seizures and collapse in public that brought shame to me. Regrets to point of dieing.

If there is a God, he is definitely not a good God.

God committed genocide and killed millions in the bible. Yet you tell me he his good?.

He should be tried for genocide. I will personally put otapiapia in his food , that's if he exist

I read your post again and it breaks my emotions. sincerely I tried to imagine my self in your shoes. truly I am sorry.

But that doesn't change whom God is. don't give up on God, let your heart seek him genuinely with a pure and sincere heart. He's your father, he want to help you. Pls give him the chance to do so. He's not happy you're going through the valley of shadows of death alone. Call upon him, he will definitely show up.
I love you my brother.

Ymodulus:
Which God?

Your God? If your God then he his a very wicked one as he sent me down, to suffer humiliation.

Seizures and collapse in public that brought shame to me. Regrets to point of dieing.

If there is a God, he is definitely not a good God.

God committed genocide and killed millions in the bible. Yet you tell me he his good?.

He should be tried for genocide. I will personally put otapiapia in his food , that's if he exist

No offense sir, God is absolutely good and merciful to me. Could you believe I lived about 14 years without visiting any doctor or any hospital after my encounter. late 1995 -2005. Till today I take paracetamol for Maleria fever. God is VERY REAL.

Ymodulus:
And how many people have been healed by miracles?

I am living witness to the goodness Of God.

mosjames:
Camon c5

Techno Camon 5 is around #22,000. I bought one recently. I checked the price on Jumia #23,000. before payment. or they played me Maga.?

The Lord bless you for this post. Could you please give more details on this topic. thanks

I welcome you into 2016 in the name of the Lord.
My name is Lanre Ladapo, I live in Ibadan, Oyo State, Nigeria.
I am neither a Pastor nor a Prophet. but I believe God speak to his people through people or any other means he prefers.

The Lord gave me a vision recently and I know its not just a personal affair alone but to anyone and everyone that cares to operate under the suffering will of the Almighty God.

The Vision

The Lord spoke to me on the 26th Dec, 2015 in an early morning vision.
I heard a persistent gunshots on a major street (Dugbe, in Ibadan) but couldn't see the people shooting the guns and there was a serious pandemonium as people were afraid and took to their heels for the safety of their lives.
I was also running and looking out for a safe place to hide; then, I saw a gate widely opened which leads to a big auditorium with two police officers at each side of the gate. But instead of people running in through the opened gate for safety, honestly, they are running fast towards the sound of the gunshots.
I entered into the auditorium through the opened gate and I saw a very few numbers of people inside and immediately I forgot I was running from danger because of the peace in that auditorium.
To my amazement, I saw in my hand, and in the hand of every one in that auditorium a red bottle-cork size button with an inscription NOAH on it.
I was thinking what about Noah? The man standing beside me suddenly Interrupted my thought and said with a broad smile on his face; THE NAME OF THE LORD IS A STRONG TOWER. and I woke up from the dream.

when I woke up, the first thing that came up on my mind was that, in the time of Noah, the ark was the salvation of the Lord for the people of that world but they forsake it only to regret it when it was too late.

Proverbs 18:10. The name of the Lord is a strong tower: the righteous runneth into it and is safe.

Psalms 9:9-10. The Lord also will be a refuge for the oppressed, a refuge in times of trouble.
And they that know thy name will put their trust in thee: for thou, Lord, hast not forsaken them that seek thee.

Dear sir/ma, In this 2016, seek the Lord while he may be found, call upon him while he's near..

Establish your life, home, family, business, friends and your loved ones etc. in the name of the Lord.
Shalom 2016.

Dear Mods, if this piece can hit the fp for the whole world to take advantage of it, I will be so glad. The Lord bless you

End time post at the very end of the year.

wake up guy.

kolawaxxy:
I feel so honored to be on the front-page All of
my hard work and dedication has finally paid off.
Getting the top comment has been a dream of
mine for many years, and I would like to thank
those who have helped me along the way. Next I
would like to thank my parents. I want to thank
my frnd kam's cat, for being really fat and always
there for me. I would also like to thank my pet
tadpol for surviving against all odds for over a
week.Next I would like to thank the squirrel that
lives in my backyard for climbing trees because
that gives me inspiration that I need to get
through the day. This is a special moment in my
life and I would like to thank any of my
unmentioned friends and family that have helped
me along the way. This moment will be a moment
that I will never forget. I just remmembered a few
other people I would like to thank; nairalanf, the
fish I caught in pry 3, my lightin my
room bc I wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard
without it, the internet for letting me come on nairaland, my house because without it I would be
homeless, and last but not least I would like to
thank all the people out there that actually took
time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress
how much of a big deal to me thisis. I have been
trying to be on the frontpage of a post for
years, but that has not been possible until this
amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will
continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion.
If you asked how I did this, I would say, you can
achieveanything u set your mind on. To all the
kids out there reading this, I would like to tell
them to follow their dreams. Being on the frontpage is amazing, thank you everyone.

PassingShot:
Boko Haram is still a legacy of GEJ. In fact, everything that is currently wrong with Nigeria has GEJ written all over it. PMB is on a mission to solve the multitude of the problems left behind by the Clueless One and he will succeed even though it won't be easy.

Oya, children of hate and anger, swoop on me as usual for saying the bitter truth

Return the mammon/ the money you collected from APC may be you'll have little peace.

Even though the timing of the msg might be some how. The truth is, this guy is desperately wicked and deserve to be chained somewhere beneath the sea.
Better still, let him come out with is own defense.

Ymodulus:
Isn't it weird that France can put up fighter jets and bomb jihadi training centers on a moments notice and Øbozo has struggled for years to find a way to bomb same Isis?

Those targets have been there for awhile. Why is Hollande just now getting around to hitting them hard? He is no better than Barack Obama, just doing what is politically advantageous.


This vermin called ISIS is typical Islamic cowardice. They have no sense of honor. The more vulnerable and innocent the target, the better for their sick minds! The silent outrage of the Muslim masses protesting this cowardly attack is deafening. When they start protesting in the streets by the thousands shouting "Down with radical Muslims," I might be impressed. They need to figure out how to live among other societies, not change them to conform to their stone age doctrine. Hard to fathom being so insecure they have to hunt and kill anyone who even draws a picture of the Prophet Mohammed. A practicing Muslim cannot be trusted as far as I am concerned. Unfortunately there are some great people who are trapped in the Muslim culture and it's next to impossible to flee. For them I have empathy. Hopefully the populations of the world will wake up before we are all practicing Sharia law!


It's so sad today that religion - Christianity and Islam have laid a bad path for its future followers. Even Christians were terrorist, in the time of David , Moses and old testament, Christians went around destroying others home, now Islam has followed the way. It's time religion is wiped out. It has caused more harm than good.
.

Better stop lecturing the course you knew nothing about.
Moses , David, and old testament christian........where did you get that from?

Just read your post again and again, and make mockery of yourself to scorn.

Hope France is ready to fight to finish or are they only reacting to the issue at hand?
Boko boys deserve double dose of this kind of bombardment.

What if God gave man the priviledge of being in charge for few hours

ministerblessed:
I know dis mite sound harsh but just let her be.... She feels she's matured, allow her learn on her own. The only tin u can do for her is pray,dnt stop praying. Don't try to apply force as u mite get d opposite response.

I share the same thought with you.

[quote author=demarc001 post=40016888]Ur own serious

In other news
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WOMEN WILL NEVER CHANGE!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of the cars, the woman says...
“So, you're a man? That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied,
"I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued,
"And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back

on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks,
"Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Naaaaah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence. "Drunk driver offence!" She looks away with disdain.
Hmmm! Adam ate the apple again! Men will NEVER learn! Women will Never change!!![

/quote ]

Revised standerd version.

timbros:
Your illustration is way off the scenario at hand.

If his brother come 5th in school, he will still pay his school fees next term and help him improve his academics.

I don't see how that connects with which goal is the best.

Here is the connection.
If that your proverbial brother that is considered weak academically can still have a chance to move forward in choosen carrer.
What happend to a fellow brother whom his hardwork has earned him a place among the best, who only need a push of grace from his people back at home, knowing fully well that, it is a part he cannot achieve on his own.
Or because, he's your blood relation?

king94:
Ur analogy is way off. Wot makes yhu think yhu knw better dan sum1 else?

We are talking about power of choice and its consequences bro.
Nothing wrong with that illustration.

king94:
I chose d best goal. I don't buy dat victim ish. Let us put all sentiments aside and say d truth.

The same way Adam and Eve choose the fruit of knowledge of good and evil and landed the entire human race in trouble. Simply because, they thought they know better.

Jesumed:
When things are done in truth, what belongs to you will definitely find its way back to you. Tribalism, sentiments and prejudice with only continue to ignite bitterness in this country. That is why we are stagnant. Change begins from you and me. Start doing what's right regardless of your relationship with the person involved. That is the kind of love Christ expects from us. It's a new day again, start today! Nigeria can still be better.

Just one question for you dear.
If your brother at the end of the term in school was 5th possition in his class, will you go ahead and pay the school fees of the son of another man who came 1st at the expence of your brother next term?
If not, your definition of the word prejudice might be awkward.

king94:
I don't care if Mexicans vote for Okonkwo or not. They asked us to vote for d best goal and that's what I did. Why should I vote for Okonkwo wen I prefer/enjoyed Cortes' own more. I didn't vote based on nationality but on which I feel is better. If u tink Okonkwo's goal is better dan Cortes', u shouldn't have any worries den.

What goes arround sometimes comes arround with a force greater than you can control; then, you'll know what it means to be victim of one's choice(s).

We know the identity of NFAs in men. But, what can we call this young young ladies that full my area, thier life ambition is to become a model.
Ask them, Funke Akindele and Kaffy is always thier role model.