₦airaland Forum

Pls oh guys i need help on my android device urgently, my phone screen touch sensitivity do malfunction so many times it will stop functioning i av to remove the ba3 often and hit the phone with my palm bfor it may even deside to function well now i notice the mouth piece is not functioning cos my callers cant hear me at all or faintly then my internet connection too is also malfuntioning i get GPRS wia am surpose to get 3g pls what can be the possible cause and its possible solution...nairalanders i reply on u guys for an urgent solution thanx

To mess for public dey sweet but if dem catch u, no be small embarasment o! Just follow dis guidelines & u are on ur way to being a star in dis profession.
1. Wen u enter a hall, check d wind direction, if na closed hall wit AC, better. Maximum impact.
2. Make sure say u sidon face d wind direction. …
3. Make sure say u get enof leg space. U go soon knw why.
4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every now & then.
5. U don ready 2 execute, try hold am until time wey d hall dey noisy incase ur mess na d type wey dey sound like AK47.
6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left.
7. Elevate d right yansh.
8. Release small (sound check)
9. If no sound, allow make d mess flow steady.
10. Allow time 4 proper circulation.
NOTE:
1. Make sure say no be u be d first person 2 complain.
2. Wen pple begin dey shout “chineke! E no go better for d person wey do dis kind thin, ” simply ask “why person no fit respect d presence of odas na?”
3. No hala pass odas if not u go become suspect.
4. Take style disengage from the area, relocate to another zone and repeat the exercise!
Be a professional messer like victor nd nehikhare

310k

Abeg when MTN go do sia own so dt oga mikel fit recontest abi na xo d fuel for d private jet go just waste? For this subsidy tym

Pls adivice. . .which nice car is available for around 400k. Preferably Toks..ur candid advice is needed

Nigellus_Hosan: Them almost kill dat Dibu of a man this year..e pain me when i hear say im escape..if to say dem kil am...im for no dey do all this shiit

na ur family them go kill idiot

Na lie jooor they don legalize am for holland since

Make d guy prepare to serve for Borno and lets see weather himgo sue NYSC for postin him to core north again. . .i know sey na wetin NYSC go d b dt bad belle pple

Another reason we must win b say we are the highest consumer of brazillian hair

This plan is just to make Dangote and the custom officers richer than bfor. . .are they makings sure that s alternatives are readily available? And are there competitors with dangote?

No mind d guy jare him wan chop last supper bfor he comot by executing project. . .god is watching oh

Abeg aw much b airtel 2gb and d code so that i may consider subscribing to it after next wk wen am sure its stilll woring better thanks

The saltan z the man is neva a BH member ..pls aw come he know the BH members and aw did he know the lecturer is not among. . . .abi na by dia friut we shall know them ni

Thatz ur own cup of beer na wetin concern us

Laptop pain u? Infact i tot i av found my missing rib until i saw dis list ladies and gentlemen am in tears

Am sure our engineers are working seriously on d next plan to port to. . . Just stay tuned and relax with our alomo bitters till they finish dia exercise

Politicians sha if the result nor dey favour them they go sha find a way to dabaru everything patapata. . . What of the areas where elections were conducted peacefully?

May b u should try a bottle of alomo bitters. . . D shyness in u go vanish

Good drama script but its nothing but imagination

Tahiti north, tahiti south and western tahiti

Thank God i nor dey find hot girl na discent girl i dey find. . . Discency and beauty are two diff things oh

Abeg wetin TB Joshua talk abt dis match oh. So dt we go know our faith:p

U better go change ur BB for 512MB memory card for Alaba market bfor it gets out of existence. . .hatters beware

Abeg make them nor take plane carry am go him village oh so that history will not repeat itsef

_Tomiwaa_: pls add me in the whatsapp group 07034654851

am here too oh add me asap

Lero15: depending on d yet-to-be-paid State alawi & d last 40k. no saving money for kebbi state

are they still paying dt dia state alawi ni? I served dia 2years ago but bfor we could recieve dt 20k na war oh we had to march to dia office in protest. . .anyway i was able to save 120k sha although i served in a village so money was not comming in like dt asides dt alawi

Well well well as for me i think linguistics is much more better although i hold a combine degree in both i.e B.A lingusics and communication studies but wia i found mysef now (a civil servant) non is so much relevant but i think mass comm is like pure water now everybody wants to study it without even knowning much abt it. I beleive its even more of talent than ability. . . Linguistics has an edge over mass comm as for me if am given an opportunity to chose a course over and over again i think it will still b lingustics. . . Its a course u much learn to love and love to learn