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Don't say I am seeing my period. Please say, I am titrating.

deepwater:
Lol

I stopped active engagement on NL when I discovered most peeps on this forum are either uneducated or partially educated.
The worst are the partially educated MoFos!

That sheet up there is no RECEIPT for heaven sake
There is a difference between a pro-forma invoice and a commercial invoice.
Proforma invoice is at best a mere estimation, whereas commercial invoice is the actual bill that needs to be paid if the goods were actually delivered.
A receipt is that document you received after payment!!!!

What the OP posted is a damm Pro-Forma Invoice, its all an advert for the Club!

Do not quote me abeg, I am seeing my period!!!

Stupid useless idiot man. Left them without communication for 47yrs Nd expects them to wait. No sending money, no calls, no letter but went and married another woman in Tanzania and sired a child and this idiot orangutan still expects the wives to wait... wait for what naw....for a dead carcass you are.....

Please Fadiga, read and digest before commenting. DJ Switch has not set foot on any soil of Canada. She said it herself, probably she might even be in a house close to your house, cooked up since almost a year. Again, you need to be in a country you are requesting asylum from. That's the policy of granting or rejecting your asylum. You can't request asylum from a foreign country to another foreign country. You must be on ground. DJ Switch is an heroine, a warrior that Buhari terrorist regime tried to swallow but God pass them all inclusive all Buhari lieutenants....Liar Muhammed, Burutanshi Burutai etc.......

Fahdiga:
If Canada fails to grant this worthy patriot an asylum then they have failed humanity and should be ostracized and avoided at all cost by the rest of the world. Here is a heroine that exposed the atrocities of these brutal and despotic regime to the world and instead of being rewarded she is being left in the cold by Canadian government. I implore the international community and lovers of democracy world over to step in and look into her case in view of granting her asylum to any country of her choice and making sure she never lack anything. Our dear DJ switch, we the reasonable Nigerians are solidly behind you and we assure you that very soon you will get what you want

That report is half baked report. They tactfully avoided the mentioning of the Gold Mine the governors have been mining since almost 20 years ago. The real bone of contention and the ginger to Zamfara Banditry is the mining of the gold. The elites which of course includes the government of Zamfara brought foreign Fulani mercenaries to be mining the gold for them cos they don't trust the indigenes and beside that, it ought to be a top secret between the elites so that proceeds can always be shared secretly without Federal government knowledge. This gold mining has been going on steadily for years before federal government got the Information but had the full knowledge when rivalry between indigenes and the foreign Fulani mercenaries together with local Fulani herders supporting their foreign brothers Boomerang around 2013 to 2014....during Jonathan period. At that period, gold was been packaged and ship to Dubai, Europe and Asia with the connivance of Nigeria securities outfit. These business was going on for years without any recourse of guilt by the government of Zamfara until the Banditry took a new dimension as we have today. The government of the northern extraction are bunch of thieves and thugs in power, also the CIC of the Nigeria nation, PMB is a leader of the Terrorists group too. There are several reports indicating And incriminating that he's been part of the Boko Harams terrorists group before achieving his objectives of ruling the country. He actually thought he would never be able to rule Nigeria again since he has failed about 2 to 3 times. He was so buttered and sad that he even vowed that the blood of hyenas and Lions will be mixed together if he's not voted in. Note: He said this at the election that brought Jonathan in during Jonathan first term.....Jonathan spent the last 2 years of Yar'Adua then went to the poll and was massively voted for which triggered the dumb brain of Buhari into saying terrible things he said. At those time also, Bola Tinubu was canvassing for a mega party and needed a personality from the North to be the presidential bearer...do you know that Buhari cried when Tinubu declared him to be the bearer for APC.....sorry for my digression, before Buhari joined APC....he vowed a terrible vowed which is still distabilizing the country now. He vowed that if I can't win, then everything should get destroyed. That was when he joined the Shekarau boys in the forest of Sambisa....he became their patron and supporter.....can you remember that when Jonathan tried to call for truce with Boko Harams and said they needed a representative to come and represent them for a meeting. The Boko boys never thought a second before nominating their chief patron Buhari to come and represent them....so my readers, what are we talking about here....this government is a terrorist government and no other English Word we can use to diminish that facts. The only painful parts is just that the innocent southern states are being inflicted with pains that the northern idiots created despite that the southern states feeds and make the northern people's lives a much better and productive.

God bless you Mary Jane for been deep in thought and understanding of what we Men go through. Women like you ain't easy to come by, that would appreciate the men hustling and undying spirit.


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Maryjane001:
Men are the real MVPs. Life is always harder and not fair to them. As a lady, I have been in unfortunate situation and was helped because I was a female, while other men in such situations were were simply ignored or told to "face it like a man".
Even times when I would get all emotional over bad situations and cry and panic. But there they are, even in the midst of their bad situation, they still keep their head up, being optimistic, strategizing and sorting out things with a clear head.
I Thank God he made MAN.
The world is such a lovely place with them in it.
God bless all men out there

Exactly, she is a dirty girl. Such dirty girls that could sleep with any man, aboki gateman, mechanics, plumber, carpenter or just any random low life man as long as he's got a dick and she's in heat badly. More like being propelled by an evil spirit of uncontrollable lust....such girls can sleep with multiple men at the same time.....it's terrible and nauseating....

Kestolove:
This girl looks dirty in ma eyes

So sorry Saphire, couldn't imagine what you must have gone through. Some men are just beast.

saphiere:
I've been a victim.
Exactly. Mine hid the camera. I was at his mercy for years. But God who knew my heart turned things around for me.

It's a big lesson for Ladies.....don't ever fall in love with a Thug. Tonto herself is a crook of a lady and really met her match this time. My advise to ladies.....Thug always a Thug...you can't beat them to their game... everything is a game to them, even making love to you is a game and they could play it Wella....

All Northern governors are terrorists and bandits associates....Buhari is the godfather of Boko Haram and Bandits.....That's the truth and reason he's been protecting them and even paying them salary for their good job of killing, harming, Kidnapping,raping and terrorising Nigerians. Buhari and his gang of terrorists are just catching cruise with Nigerian lives....Chief of Army Staff of Boko Haram and Bandits...soon the army will handover all the 12 Tucanos to Boko Haram for operation against the Nigerian states.....right now, the army are lecturing the Boko Haram personnel on how to operate the Tucano as being taught by the American Airforce....

Na today! Army has always been airlifting Boko Haram Terrorists since and even before the emergence of that stupid Fulani Smelling Buhari. They airlifted Fulanis to all the south west forest reserves and gave them AK47....reason most of those Fulani bandits in the south west hardly herd any animal talkless of cow...they were dropped to specifically killed, maimed, raped and kidnapped for ransom any south west person of influence ....This present government is a government of Boko Haram, bandits and insurgency. Buhari is a confirmed terrorist and an idiot cos soon everything hidden will be made open and those useless maggots ridden smelling northerners will see pepper. They are just bunch of lepers and parasitic ingrates.

Monkey business.

That's monkey pox....quickly go and see a doctor .....might be referred to a teaching or general hospital....be fast....


Monkeypox
In humans, the symptoms of monkeypox are similar to but milder than the symptoms of smallpox. Monkeypox begins with fever, headache, muscle aches, and exhaustion. The main difference between symptoms of smallpox and monkeypox is that monkeypox causes lymph nodes to swell (lymphadenopathy) while smallpox does not. The incubation period (time from infection to symptoms) for monkeypox is usually 7−14 days but can range from 5−21 days.

The illness begins with:

Fever
Headache
Muscle aches
Backache
Swollen lymph nodes
Chills
Exhaustion
Within 1 to 3 days (sometimes longer) after the appearance of fever, the patient develops a rash, often beginning on the face then spreading to other parts of the body.

Lesions progress through the following stages before falling off:

Macules
Papules
Vesicles
Pustules
Scabs
The illness typically lasts for 2−4 weeks. In Africa, monkeypox has been shown to cause death in as many as 1 in 10 persons who contract the disease.

A government that hate its Citizen so much and all his desires and plan is to inflict hardships and pain on the citizen can't ever have peace.

They don't need to tell people of the northern shits that fact. Let them fight it and see the quickening of the disintegration of the fraudulent entity call Nigeria. The real desire of Southern people is separation from the illiterates backward scavengers people of the terrorists north to be done away with parasites Fulani and Hausas....

Damidave1124:
In the interest of justice, equity and fair play. I agree, but the power mongers in the north with their myopic mentality of born to rule will never see any iota of sense in what the prof says.

All southerners should come together to fight the north come 2023. Seems they (north) are ready to clinch unto power at all cost, it is only a united south that can fight them.

Wonder why this stupid northern people are always tricky and full of shits. Gombe to sign MOU with the Rift Explorer just like Zamfara government did with Gold while in the South, it's the same stupid terrorist president and Fulani NNPC that does such signing....really Nigeria is a Scam and all these would soon stop....really two countries under a central terrorist government from the north.....the people of shits....

Hearing the cross carpeting of Omokri from PDP to APC.....that certainly will earn a Professorship to Buhari by ABU as the best terrorist president in the world...

This Yoruba boy call Femi Adeshina damn knows how to stylishly insult Buhari.....Lol...

Buhari, Mr failure to teach the world what? Terrorism, Corruption, Banditry, Tyrants, Stupidity, Foolishness, Dumbness, Illiteracy, Retrogression, Economic Shambolism, Cluelessness, Lies, Killing, Kidnappings, Nepotism, Cheating, Insensitivity.......men, Buhari really has a lot to teach the world leaders at the UN assembly summits in NY.....but I wonder how he would be able to answer questions put to him without Osinbajo. Yes, that Ibo man standing as foreign Minister will help him at least....bunch of fools and senseless lots....

All road leads to the building of a strong resistance to the eventual threat of China in the indo Pacific areas. France think of the loss of a good deal worth billion of dollars with Ausy while US and UK thinks and quickly cemented a good opportunity to oppose the ravaging threat of China. France is overwhelmingly irritant and selfish to have thought of her Economy first and relegating the National security of Australia and some other smaller countries within the indo Pacific seas and islands. US and UK have made a good deal with Australia in this regards with recourse to having a global world peace.

This boy time is really up. Please somebody should help him before he ran naked out of his hut. He's really deranged and mentally incapacitated. Help from Some one please.....anybody, just help this idiot....

timesup234:
Americans are hopeless that's why u see them in their millions sleeping homeless on every street corner. Americans are depressed that why the crime rate in New York is more than the whole of africa put together. Americans are broke and miserable that's why over 70% of Americans aged 35 still live with their parents. Americans are primitive that's why young American girls who just graduated from college sleep with sugar daddies in Europe to enable them raise $200 for their college loans. Many will even sleep with men for a pot of soup. But the greatest donkey of all is you cos your brain has been damaged without any hope for repair that's why u don't know these things.

Your time is really up indeed. Lamentation of Sodom. May your wish for others to be harmed and killed be onto you and your entire immediate family in the name of your God. Amen

timesup234:
the atrocities of America won't go unpunished. The United states bastard army is responsible for over 150 million deaths since the second world war. Anytime I cry and say the truth here the mods will always ban me. I am the most hated person on Nairaland. Americans will not escape their karma. Death is coming to every single american household, including Nigerians and Africans who reside there. The shithhole America must be invaded with black and whites casualties recorded

Jonathan is on the track to officially decamp to APC....it's confirmed. As for the FFK.....OBJ said this about him some years ago.....FFK, I know, he's my boy. Give him a post in the administration and he would start singing like canary bird.

AmuEbule:
Nigerian Leaders have no shame. Period!
I can bet you that Goodluck Jonathan will be next.

Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely. It takes one abnormal Nigerian President to set us back dangerously and irretrievably

Devil has pitched his tent in Nigeria finally through the support of Buhari and his gang.

As usual, NIgeria Security outfits are fond of denying everything.....always denying...but this action has been confirmed already....

Nigeria Nigeria.....it's so hot in Nigeria....a climate of Evil....

I have bought a car in Nigeria, Lagos precisely on Jiji before and the car was delivered to me without paying a dime. I actually drove the car with the owner to my bank to do cash transfer and thereafter the owner called Bolt to take him back to his business place...it's better to be very careful dealing with Nigerians. However, you seems to have so much money, I think you can overlook the money and move on by the manner of this your laughter....your laughter makes me feel somehow self.....

Canadian authority ain't know nothing until Liar Muhammed of Nigeria information services of department of terrorism and banditry under the auspices of President Muhammad Buhari decides to sue them for libel and mischievous misdemeanour. They should have learnt how Liar Muhammed sued CNN and incarcerated Twitter till now. Nigeria no dey joke o....nobody mess up with us except Bandits and Boko Harams....Lol

You are so damn funny Kriss....is that for real?



quote author=Kriss216 post=105750981]This latest version of Nigerian girls no dey shame or feel shy again to ask for sex when they're into you.

The few girls I was with before I give my life to Christ almost diminished my life bar with sex. Favour will bluntly say "Oga, abeg drop that phone I wan fucck"... I go come dey feel shy on her behalf.

I love girls that expressed themselves freely.[/quote]

Nobody can give you a satisfactory answer or a good consolation here on this platform because you have not ended your story. It's an incomplete information or narrative you are telling us. We need to know the details of your relationship and what's been happening in the home front since you married. Some women are so pathetic that it's better for the husband to run away before he kills her or she kills him and some men folks too are so terrible that it's much more better for a woman to stay single than living under the same roof with such....get more information about the situation OP from the victim and get back to us...right now, we can't help you.

Well said. The car definitely will be cheap in US.....let's say bought at the rate of $1,300, freight at $1,100 and clearing in Nigeria should be around N 600,000($ 1,200.00) Totalling $ 3,600 x 550 Rate of Exchange to Naira.....N1,980,000

N/B: please don't blame or curse the seller. He made a mistake buying such in the first place but he needs to make money at least....no matter how small. He's not cheating anybody but he miscalculated in buying the car...should have bought 2004 Camry that would fall within that range of selling price ....2 to 2.3M compare to this old Camry.....

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sultaan:
The cat cost 1
$1000 to ship, add purchase price in dollars and duty see what the number adds up to.

That's exactly what Philomena Turpentine did around 1774 in the US when her husband impregnated 2000 women in a day. She went philosophical and Annie Idibia has taken her steps. Congrats.....Yaba Psychiatry Hospital Should be put on alert...

Candid advise. Take the deal urgently and speedily. First, the good man is well known to you so no problem of a set up but still need to be extra careful and vigilant. Some people uses guys like you as drug courier. Second, you said you ain't a lazy slot. Good, you will always get a job to do in Canada....that's a guarantee. Third, he's paying practically for everything until you get to Canada and start working to pay back which I believe you should be smart enough to repay in batches and not at once so as to cater for yourself also. This is a wonderful deal, a miracle just made for you. Take the deal quickly while I congratulate you in advance.

Olumide, You simply nailed it there. Nigerians girls are fond of reaping where they didn't sow. Many instances here in US of Nigerian ladies brought from the village or an interior area of Nigeria by their boyfriends/ husband's..... immediately they arrived and probably get a good job, the drama and speed at which they become more American than even the native Americans amazes me. These bush girls from Nigeria becomes so pompous and overridden and over bearing, ridden the guy like donkey especially if the guy ain't that educated as most hustlers are in here in US cos most just wanna make the money and send some home to family making them to forget to further their education or at least to have a better educational standard.....I don't mean the ordinary BSC in Nigeria standard....ain't nothing here cos you need to integrate into the US educational Standard. So bad that US government always pitch their sympathy for women incase there is divorce or any marital issues. Women always gain in the US. This facts made most bush girls from Nigeria to be over the board cos it's obvious they would be well compensated from the man's assets incase separation comes. This is the mentality of the bush girls from Nigeria. Bush girls in Nigeria always behave respectfully to her man as per African culture but immediately she steps US and the man married her properly andhee status becomes Citizen or even resident Permits and also get a good job or becoming more educated....troubles sets in miraculously......only God can save Nigerian men still willing to bring the bush girls from Nigeria to the US to marry. Let's even ask ourselves this question, why can't we be marrying the Asians or even other Africans like the Kenyans, Somaliland etc...in the US. They are far better and more accommodating than Nigerian bush girls from Lagos or Anambra, IMO , Oshun or any other areas in Nigeria....this is my opinion...

Dukeolumidemans:
Very good. That is the new trend now for them, to take over other peoples properties after getting married to them.
Another fellow from Nigeria killed his Nigerian wife after he brought her to America and married her. After 2yrs,
she continued with her ex-boyfriend who was living in another city in US and later filled for divorce. Collected the husbands
house, car and half monthly pay. Later her ex moved into the same house with her. The man was watching all her moves,
and one day he rammed into the both of them with a 4x4. She died on d spot but her ex survived with multiple injuries.
He turned himself in and is currently in jail in US.
Another of my friend had a similar experience after he married a Nigerian lady from Cross River State. After 4yrs,
one cool evening, she soaked her face in water, and punched herself in d face everally and called d Police. She was given the house,
car, children and part of his monthly salary for maintenance. Till today, he swears to me that he never touched/beat her for one day.
I believe him because of d type of discipline we received growing up and while learning and mastering Martial Arts. After 12yrs, he is
back on his feet.
Note: This is the reason why most rich young people/celebrities don't like to get married nowadays. Also why most guys outside
don't marry Nigerian girls again. Instead they marry Asians.