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I just wonder too. How can I be a billionaire without having sophisticated modern luxury fleets of electric cars. Being a billionaire should at least make me highly and solidly fully independent of any brand of hardships from government or people....i guess am thinking like a Nigerian where I ain't rich until I own petrol station, banks, oil fields, petrol depots and even owing a whole community of people and lots of thugs to get anything done for me. That's the Nigeria billionaire for you. A slave driver and an abuser of human rights.

endsarrrs:
Vanity upon VANITY -

Yet owns no single electric car.

No go come kill masef for Nigerian people...

Just in Your Phantom can you dream of such. Definitely if your phantom is acted upon in this country, I bet you that there wouldn't be any iota of innocency in any living thing in Nigeria. Even you, you would have been castrated or blinded or even amputated or even with one scrotal ball or deprived of some fingers by cutting or you know your criminal actions you are committing in secret..... In all respect, Northern Nigeria will thrive and progress so well if separated from the southern Nigeria especially with the likes of ELzazaky, Pantanmi, Buhari, Shehu Garba, Kwankwaso, Ganduje etc.... Afghanistan will be a child's play...

habsydiamond:
In some way he is right.. With all the atrocities happening on daily basis if all these bandits, bokoharams, thieves, kidnappers, and assassins are killed immediately after being caught may be that can reduce crime in this country.. And if a hand I'd being cut off all because of embezzlement maybe that can reduce the cat of corruption among our leaders.. If one scrotum is removed from a rapist maybe it will reduce the act. If one breast is being cut off from that of a married woman for having extra marital affair and one scrotum from the man may be it Will reduce it.... If one hand is removed maybe it will reduce cyber crime, maybe if two fingers are cut off, examination malpractices will reduce some goes for bribe collection. Only God knows what can stop all these acts....
NB. I am never in support of Islamic rule for this country.. If u look at it from another perspective u will see that the states on Islamic rule have the major problems in this country ranging from high poverty rate, Ghost workers under govt, using of minors for elections, most populated area in the country, most disease combating areas in the country.. The problem now is that these people's problems are gradually becoming a problem for everyone cos they they are no longer committing these atrocities in their states anymore, they have taken it to other region which is not good for everyone. If a bandit, kidnapper or bokoharam, herdsmen is being killed for their actions instead of being pardoned I don't see anything bad in that oo but as for El Zakasay or whatever he is being called he can never get that chance.. So he should just forget it

Who really put a curse on Nigeria? Please answer me if you know. We really need to seek for forgiveness from the person cos Nigeria is speedily going down Into an abyss especially under Demented pilot call Buhari....

Afghanistan in waiting. Hey guys, please I need 4 pieces of AK47 and about 4 cartons of bullets. Nigeria is drawing closer and very closer to that time we all could say that. Buhari has really taken Nigeria 100 years backward. South will forcefully separate from this ungodly and unholy alliance, that's the truth and nothing anybody can do about it.

Very simple solution to Nigeria problem. There is a natural demarcation between North and South....the border differences can be negotiated. Break this country into two and let peace reign. Northern Islamic Republic of Africa and the Southern States of Africa or whatever. The north can be free to do whatever sharia says and likewise the south to follow their progressive inclination. Easy as ABC...

Thank You For this piece. Really, the much awaited confrontation is here and this time around, we Southerners or rather most of us are fully ready. This domination by these dirty,smelling, illiterates people called Fulani Hausa is damn too much. Very ambiguous smelling tribe from Sahel using force to hold the country to ransom. It's a pity we allow fools of fulanis and hausas, the most despicable sets of homo sapiens, very crude and so parochial in thoughts and actions, selfish and so greedy to the grave to be leading us in this country. What a shame!

DOTian:
Rotational presidency is a must! It's actually how you do politics in multi ethnic states! Rotational presidency is the case even in more organized and sophisticated democracies like Switzerland. In Great Britain, the Wales and Scott have some breathing space. Fulani is squeezing us to death here.. You can not hyjack the military, use your tribesmen in there to organize coups, set up parochial military governments that will create fake states and local governments while forcing down a thoroughly fake constitutions on us, only to turn around and insist we abide by the "democratic tenets" enshrined in the same fake constitutions written by a bunch of unknown aliens.

Who organized the census that is being used to create states, share wealth and ascribe votes in this country? Northern military officers! Did we all emerge into Nigeria as a common unit? No! At independence, constitutional conferences were held to delineate the geopolitical compositions of the Nigerian state. If the North insists that those original power blocs do not exist anymore, and that going further, power should never be rotated accordingly, but should be hyjacked through corrupt elections processes, headlined by their crooked sons, they are asking for a confrontation and a confrontation they will get. No willing slaves... We did not chase away the British, just to replace them with some bundle of disappointments from Futaa jallon and Futaa Torro..

The contraption that is burnt and still burning...Imagine, talking as if he's not in Nigeria.....

Damage control. I guess biggie see and hear niggers protesting outside and quickly retraced his steps...wish the youth can put such fear in Buhari to stop his stupidity In leading the country astray....

Perfect advise. Please OP...i appeal to you to download this advise and act on it very fast. African family have a style of keeping themselves in perpetual poverty in form of entanglement and unnecessary loads that would tie you down and debar you from progressing.

Raalsalghul:
I'm trying to fathom why a lot of Nigerians do this most especially religious leaders and family members.

They see a young man earning little change which probably is just enough to take care of himself and voila they start with their "Marriage Chants".

They won't give you job links, suggest business ideas, skills to learn or investment schemes. It's always "when are you getting married"?.

Haba!

Op, if you know what is good for you, your future kids and Nigeria at large, forget that marriage talk for now.

Peradventure, your finances are not enough for an education in Europe, then there must be some local certifications which you can use to increase your employment prospects in that same U.A.E.

Also start at looking at I.T fields you can delve into while working.

I repeat, flush away any thought of marriage from your mind at this moment, you still have age on your side. Don't let anyone hoodwink you with that "only son" talk.

I can't stress the above enough.

Don't say I am seeing my period. Please say, I am titrating.

deepwater:
Lol

I stopped active engagement on NL when I discovered most peeps on this forum are either uneducated or partially educated.
The worst are the partially educated MoFos!

That sheet up there is no RECEIPT for heaven sake
There is a difference between a pro-forma invoice and a commercial invoice.
Proforma invoice is at best a mere estimation, whereas commercial invoice is the actual bill that needs to be paid if the goods were actually delivered.
A receipt is that document you received after payment!!!!

What the OP posted is a damm Pro-Forma Invoice, its all an advert for the Club!

Do not quote me abeg, I am seeing my period!!!

Stupid useless idiot man. Left them without communication for 47yrs Nd expects them to wait. No sending money, no calls, no letter but went and married another woman in Tanzania and sired a child and this idiot orangutan still expects the wives to wait... wait for what naw....for a dead carcass you are.....

Please Fadiga, read and digest before commenting. DJ Switch has not set foot on any soil of Canada. She said it herself, probably she might even be in a house close to your house, cooked up since almost a year. Again, you need to be in a country you are requesting asylum from. That's the policy of granting or rejecting your asylum. You can't request asylum from a foreign country to another foreign country. You must be on ground. DJ Switch is an heroine, a warrior that Buhari terrorist regime tried to swallow but God pass them all inclusive all Buhari lieutenants....Liar Muhammed, Burutanshi Burutai etc.......

Fahdiga:
If Canada fails to grant this worthy patriot an asylum then they have failed humanity and should be ostracized and avoided at all cost by the rest of the world. Here is a heroine that exposed the atrocities of these brutal and despotic regime to the world and instead of being rewarded she is being left in the cold by Canadian government. I implore the international community and lovers of democracy world over to step in and look into her case in view of granting her asylum to any country of her choice and making sure she never lack anything. Our dear DJ switch, we the reasonable Nigerians are solidly behind you and we assure you that very soon you will get what you want

That report is half baked report. They tactfully avoided the mentioning of the Gold Mine the governors have been mining since almost 20 years ago. The real bone of contention and the ginger to Zamfara Banditry is the mining of the gold. The elites which of course includes the government of Zamfara brought foreign Fulani mercenaries to be mining the gold for them cos they don't trust the indigenes and beside that, it ought to be a top secret between the elites so that proceeds can always be shared secretly without Federal government knowledge. This gold mining has been going on steadily for years before federal government got the Information but had the full knowledge when rivalry between indigenes and the foreign Fulani mercenaries together with local Fulani herders supporting their foreign brothers Boomerang around 2013 to 2014....during Jonathan period. At that period, gold was been packaged and ship to Dubai, Europe and Asia with the connivance of Nigeria securities outfit. These business was going on for years without any recourse of guilt by the government of Zamfara until the Banditry took a new dimension as we have today. The government of the northern extraction are bunch of thieves and thugs in power, also the CIC of the Nigeria nation, PMB is a leader of the Terrorists group too. There are several reports indicating And incriminating that he's been part of the Boko Harams terrorists group before achieving his objectives of ruling the country. He actually thought he would never be able to rule Nigeria again since he has failed about 2 to 3 times. He was so buttered and sad that he even vowed that the blood of hyenas and Lions will be mixed together if he's not voted in. Note: He said this at the election that brought Jonathan in during Jonathan first term.....Jonathan spent the last 2 years of Yar'Adua then went to the poll and was massively voted for which triggered the dumb brain of Buhari into saying terrible things he said. At those time also, Bola Tinubu was canvassing for a mega party and needed a personality from the North to be the presidential bearer...do you know that Buhari cried when Tinubu declared him to be the bearer for APC.....sorry for my digression, before Buhari joined APC....he vowed a terrible vowed which is still distabilizing the country now. He vowed that if I can't win, then everything should get destroyed. That was when he joined the Shekarau boys in the forest of Sambisa....he became their patron and supporter.....can you remember that when Jonathan tried to call for truce with Boko Harams and said they needed a representative to come and represent them for a meeting. The Boko boys never thought a second before nominating their chief patron Buhari to come and represent them....so my readers, what are we talking about here....this government is a terrorist government and no other English Word we can use to diminish that facts. The only painful parts is just that the innocent southern states are being inflicted with pains that the northern idiots created despite that the southern states feeds and make the northern people's lives a much better and productive.

God bless you Mary Jane for been deep in thought and understanding of what we Men go through. Women like you ain't easy to come by, that would appreciate the men hustling and undying spirit.


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Maryjane001:
Men are the real MVPs. Life is always harder and not fair to them. As a lady, I have been in unfortunate situation and was helped because I was a female, while other men in such situations were were simply ignored or told to "face it like a man".
Even times when I would get all emotional over bad situations and cry and panic. But there they are, even in the midst of their bad situation, they still keep their head up, being optimistic, strategizing and sorting out things with a clear head.
I Thank God he made MAN.
The world is such a lovely place with them in it.
God bless all men out there

Exactly, she is a dirty girl. Such dirty girls that could sleep with any man, aboki gateman, mechanics, plumber, carpenter or just any random low life man as long as he's got a dick and she's in heat badly. More like being propelled by an evil spirit of uncontrollable lust....such girls can sleep with multiple men at the same time.....it's terrible and nauseating....

Kestolove:
This girl looks dirty in ma eyes

So sorry Saphire, couldn't imagine what you must have gone through. Some men are just beast.

saphiere:
I've been a victim.
Exactly. Mine hid the camera. I was at his mercy for years. But God who knew my heart turned things around for me.

It's a big lesson for Ladies.....don't ever fall in love with a Thug. Tonto herself is a crook of a lady and really met her match this time. My advise to ladies.....Thug always a Thug...you can't beat them to their game... everything is a game to them, even making love to you is a game and they could play it Wella....

All Northern governors are terrorists and bandits associates....Buhari is the godfather of Boko Haram and Bandits.....That's the truth and reason he's been protecting them and even paying them salary for their good job of killing, harming, Kidnapping,raping and terrorising Nigerians. Buhari and his gang of terrorists are just catching cruise with Nigerian lives....Chief of Army Staff of Boko Haram and Bandits...soon the army will handover all the 12 Tucanos to Boko Haram for operation against the Nigerian states.....right now, the army are lecturing the Boko Haram personnel on how to operate the Tucano as being taught by the American Airforce....

Na today! Army has always been airlifting Boko Haram Terrorists since and even before the emergence of that stupid Fulani Smelling Buhari. They airlifted Fulanis to all the south west forest reserves and gave them AK47....reason most of those Fulani bandits in the south west hardly herd any animal talkless of cow...they were dropped to specifically killed, maimed, raped and kidnapped for ransom any south west person of influence ....This present government is a government of Boko Haram, bandits and insurgency. Buhari is a confirmed terrorist and an idiot cos soon everything hidden will be made open and those useless maggots ridden smelling northerners will see pepper. They are just bunch of lepers and parasitic ingrates.

Monkey business.

That's monkey pox....quickly go and see a doctor .....might be referred to a teaching or general hospital....be fast....


Monkeypox
In humans, the symptoms of monkeypox are similar to but milder than the symptoms of smallpox. Monkeypox begins with fever, headache, muscle aches, and exhaustion. The main difference between symptoms of smallpox and monkeypox is that monkeypox causes lymph nodes to swell (lymphadenopathy) while smallpox does not. The incubation period (time from infection to symptoms) for monkeypox is usually 7−14 days but can range from 5−21 days.

The illness begins with:

Fever
Headache
Muscle aches
Backache
Swollen lymph nodes
Chills
Exhaustion
Within 1 to 3 days (sometimes longer) after the appearance of fever, the patient develops a rash, often beginning on the face then spreading to other parts of the body.

Lesions progress through the following stages before falling off:

Macules
Papules
Vesicles
Pustules
Scabs
The illness typically lasts for 2−4 weeks. In Africa, monkeypox has been shown to cause death in as many as 1 in 10 persons who contract the disease.

A government that hate its Citizen so much and all his desires and plan is to inflict hardships and pain on the citizen can't ever have peace.

They don't need to tell people of the northern shits that fact. Let them fight it and see the quickening of the disintegration of the fraudulent entity call Nigeria. The real desire of Southern people is separation from the illiterates backward scavengers people of the terrorists north to be done away with parasites Fulani and Hausas....

Damidave1124:
In the interest of justice, equity and fair play. I agree, but the power mongers in the north with their myopic mentality of born to rule will never see any iota of sense in what the prof says.

All southerners should come together to fight the north come 2023. Seems they (north) are ready to clinch unto power at all cost, it is only a united south that can fight them.

Wonder why this stupid northern people are always tricky and full of shits. Gombe to sign MOU with the Rift Explorer just like Zamfara government did with Gold while in the South, it's the same stupid terrorist president and Fulani NNPC that does such signing....really Nigeria is a Scam and all these would soon stop....really two countries under a central terrorist government from the north.....the people of shits....

Hearing the cross carpeting of Omokri from PDP to APC.....that certainly will earn a Professorship to Buhari by ABU as the best terrorist president in the world...

This Yoruba boy call Femi Adeshina damn knows how to stylishly insult Buhari.....Lol...

Buhari, Mr failure to teach the world what? Terrorism, Corruption, Banditry, Tyrants, Stupidity, Foolishness, Dumbness, Illiteracy, Retrogression, Economic Shambolism, Cluelessness, Lies, Killing, Kidnappings, Nepotism, Cheating, Insensitivity.......men, Buhari really has a lot to teach the world leaders at the UN assembly summits in NY.....but I wonder how he would be able to answer questions put to him without Osinbajo. Yes, that Ibo man standing as foreign Minister will help him at least....bunch of fools and senseless lots....

All road leads to the building of a strong resistance to the eventual threat of China in the indo Pacific areas. France think of the loss of a good deal worth billion of dollars with Ausy while US and UK thinks and quickly cemented a good opportunity to oppose the ravaging threat of China. France is overwhelmingly irritant and selfish to have thought of her Economy first and relegating the National security of Australia and some other smaller countries within the indo Pacific seas and islands. US and UK have made a good deal with Australia in this regards with recourse to having a global world peace.

This boy time is really up. Please somebody should help him before he ran naked out of his hut. He's really deranged and mentally incapacitated. Help from Some one please.....anybody, just help this idiot....

timesup234:
Americans are hopeless that's why u see them in their millions sleeping homeless on every street corner. Americans are depressed that why the crime rate in New York is more than the whole of africa put together. Americans are broke and miserable that's why over 70% of Americans aged 35 still live with their parents. Americans are primitive that's why young American girls who just graduated from college sleep with sugar daddies in Europe to enable them raise $200 for their college loans. Many will even sleep with men for a pot of soup. But the greatest donkey of all is you cos your brain has been damaged without any hope for repair that's why u don't know these things.

Your time is really up indeed. Lamentation of Sodom. May your wish for others to be harmed and killed be onto you and your entire immediate family in the name of your God. Amen

timesup234:
the atrocities of America won't go unpunished. The United states bastard army is responsible for over 150 million deaths since the second world war. Anytime I cry and say the truth here the mods will always ban me. I am the most hated person on Nairaland. Americans will not escape their karma. Death is coming to every single american household, including Nigerians and Africans who reside there. The shithhole America must be invaded with black and whites casualties recorded

Jonathan is on the track to officially decamp to APC....it's confirmed. As for the FFK.....OBJ said this about him some years ago.....FFK, I know, he's my boy. Give him a post in the administration and he would start singing like canary bird.

AmuEbule:
Nigerian Leaders have no shame. Period!
I can bet you that Goodluck Jonathan will be next.

Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely. It takes one abnormal Nigerian President to set us back dangerously and irretrievably

Devil has pitched his tent in Nigeria finally through the support of Buhari and his gang.