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I need guns...it has gotten to the point to fight back.
Please i need gun and amunition

nwaezeemmanuel:
No, i want everyone seeing your post to treat it as it is - bullshit and misinformation

You can imagined nonsense...
I don't blame you, i blame all those un-orthodox text books u read while growing up.

That one still dey learn work...u dey sue twitter �.

nwaezeemmanuel:
Experience cannot teach someone that refuses to learn.

Some things don't just change, no matter the experience. I gave reasons why it might stretch, you talk like i am saying nothing can produce that effect.

I hear you...take winning, since that is what you want.

Escabado:
A Nigerian Lady Identified as Elohor Okudu narrates how her husband has refused to help her own family members after paying almost N580k bride Price.



She wrote: “I got married 8 months ago, my hubby earns 70k monthly while I am yet to get a job, during our wedding ceremony, hubby spent about 580k on the list given to him for the traditional wedding, I persuaded my parents to reduce the list but they said it is a must and a tradition.”

“He raised the money alone as I wasn’t working and I was unable to help monetarily. After the marriage I recommended that he ought to send something month to month to my parents as he do ship off his parent as well, yet incredibly the answer he gave me was that he didn’t owe my parents anything that they have collected all they are entitled to from him, at first I was not furious about that, until my yonger brother needed to get married and his lady family gave him rundown of things for the conventional wedding which is added up to 400k.”

“My father at that point shared the costs and advised my significant other to contribute 120k towards my sibling’s wedding however incredibly, my better half said no and revealed to me that my family has gathered all they needed during our wedding and they shouldn’t come to him for any money related help this got me furious and I disclosed to him that he is not responsible.”

“Since that time, we have been living like outsiders in the house, he doesn’t converse with me, he has quite recently been minding his own business, and I have never seen him this way not even in our 2 yrs of dating. kindly advise me on what to do to savor the situation

She must be a very wicked or an un-understanding woman...
580k/70k= 8.23...i.e 8 month salary,of which it will take him about 2yrs to save up to 580k . That is what her family collected from him in a split of a second, and you expect him to be happy right?
This is just the 8th month of your wedding, i am sure he hasn't been able to recoup all what your family took from him and you are there talking about your family's f**king needs...that is to show how heartless you are.

I pity the young man.
Maybe when ur brother wants to rent a house, you should also demand the rent from ur husband...as una don buy ATM.

nwaezeemmanuel:
You just messed up.

I have a medical background and know doctors in the sexual health space - you obviously know nothing about the female body.

The vagina is very elastic and will not sag the same way the breasts do. I am not saying the vagina will not stretch with time, i am saying it cannot on its own tell a person's sexual history.

Brother... There are natural wide pussy, i don't doubt. But not as wide as artesian well.
You understand human anatomy doesn't mean that you know the OP's babe than him.
He is speaking out of experience ,you are here telling me what you read probably in your year one biology.

All this ajegunle porn directors...
Op fuckoff.

nwaezeemmanuel:
As a former porn addict, i have seen so called porn stars who are meant to have had all kinds of sex with narrow genitals.

I am not ashamed to say this, as far as i make my point.

Will you tell me they have not reached their elastic limit please, be wise

That is because porn is scripted just like WWE.
No let them deceive you.

nwaezeemmanuel:
This is not science blah blah blah, it is practical and you've been ignorant for too long.

Lol,no dey mugu ur self...like say u don even straf before.
Pussy if roughly used ,can sag and fall like a humble boobs.

nwaezeemmanuel:
Bullshit, go and educate yourself.

The vagina is elastic, if a woman has hers wide - it could be for the following reasons

- Genetics
- Ageing
- Multiple pregnancies at a young age

If you stretch the corners of your mouth, doesn't it return back to normal? Intercourse doesn't just expand the vagina

you need more education than i do..stop relying on academic blah da dash ...so many things taken to be correct by science had been proven wrong.
So keep updating your self, we are no longer on windows 7, na windows 10.
Calm down...punna get elastic limit and can become plastic.

NewDelhi:
Sometimes ehn when I think of all the yamayama that comes out of your pussy I always wonder why guys die for it. Some of you will even be having green discharge. Some white, some brown..*vomits

Gay spotted...is that why you decided to die for anus?

NewDelhi:
If you manage to check the bag of a Nigerian girl, you'll either find two things.

1. Roasted corn

2. Tissue paper.

The latter na my problem.. why do they always carry tissue up and down.

To wipe away ur pooop.
Waiting concern you with woman tissue...?

Fact1:
To be honest op you be eleribuu oo,,,


The first thing i want you to know is dat to much sex don't widen the puss* always ,,,,,,,

It can be natural as some boys get big gbola also,,,

But if you sure say she's a prostitute,,,,no problem,,,,,,

If yes why did you date prostitute?

You can leave if you don't know before,,

See life you chop your own you wan run,,,,,

But who knows maybe nah your pencil wey tiny,,,,,,,

Op so you wan leave after choping ,,

But at the same time,,i smell a delicious lies in dis writeup,,,,

Leave her if you can't cope,,,

Extreme sex expands it ooo...some even use jumbo size Love Machine in their kitty .
No reason am....

NaijaBoy213:
Pls don't mind my English, no be my English make her toto wide.
After having sex, my girlfriend always ask me, if her vagina is wide, I wud probably answer her no so dat she will not feel bad if I say yes. But deep down it pains me alot, cos I'm not enjoying anything, I don't even feel anything at all when doing it. Is like going in and out of a door, that's how wide her kitten is. And dis girl am talking about is so beautiful, she looks like Nengi of big brother naija. She even said, she likes the way I bleep her, dat I'm her future husband and nothing can stop dat. In my mind I wud say, sharrap pacific ocean. I'm looking for ways to break up with her, cos I'm not the one dat made her kitten wide, so i won't be the one to suffer for wat another man or men damaged. Pls advised me, on how to break up with dis ashawo in disguise. I'm Tired.

That is because it is not ur size...
It is like going to the market to buy an oversize shoe...
Check next door....anus

wealthyhenry:
Have you ever had sex with your cousin? Please share your experiences.

There's this cousin of mine that started proclaiming love to me just about recently. She started by telling me how she's been I'm love with me long ago but for the fear of being rejected and stigmatized she refrained from telling me

Please share your experience with having sexual feelings with your cousin.

Legally, insese is a crime...
Traditionally , it is a taboo.
So know what you are trying to get into.

Ladies have higher chances of contracting HIV than men...
A guy could lash a positive lady countless times without contracting it.
That is why it is good to avoid all those extreme s3x you watch in porn, with such...na express way to contracting HIV.
A precum from an infected guy can transmit HIV to a lady...

bob55dave:
Okay guys, i feel i should share this with everyone, i want to show you guys an online business that pays. It's a crypto currency. Just like bitcoin and the rest of them. But it involves NO CAPITAL.

You don't need any money to start up this business, all you need is your phone, and a big dedication and patience,

This platform pays and it pays handsomely. Am talking of about 400k. ( i know that change to some, but if you don't need it, just pass)

The key thing in this platform is that, you are going to be required to do some activities online (legal one please).

So if you think you can be dedicated enough to do this. Hit me up... On whatsapp and i'll show it to you.
07010523280

Remember, no capital is involved here, am never ever going to ask you to bring money, either is the platform going to require money from you

Bleep off...stop frustrating people with your useless business idea that will only yield a negative return of investment.

If the fucking idea is that good why not share publicly...putting your contact number is enough evidence that ur idea is just for your own selfish interest, probably something that will increase your referral.
AssHole.

jidxin:
but you know they would be caught

The criminals among them will be caught...but for the innocent ones, and the ones given a second chance, this is freedom for them...they wont be caught.

Kalashnikov382:
Hello Nairalanders, My girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She broke up with me because of my financial situation right now.

I have been struggling for like 5 months now then she started acting weird and calling me names. The whole thing started when a guy I don't know bought her an iPhone last month. She lied she got it herself which I know is not true. We fought, argued then she went on to block me on WhatsApp.

After begging her for a month she later unblocked me and started posting pictures of different guys with love emoticons. Then she started asking for money everyday. I told her I would give her if I see her in person that I haven't even set my eyes on her for like 2 months.

She has has been avoiding me but asking me for money. Then Started saying She knew I would never gets out of this broke-ness. She told me I am addicted to brokeness that I can never make it in life. The same girl I pay part of her third year school fee, I paid her final year school when their school payment portal was almost closed, I sold my expensive iPhone and some other gadgets for a very shameful price. I once did everything any guy would do for a girlfriend. I used to spoil her with everything when I have money. I've bought her phone twice, Take care of her school bills time to time. Use my things to loan money to send money to her. I did some stupid things just to satisfy this girl.

After everything she told me I did nothing for her that I am addicted to poverty that they told her I'm destined to be poor. She text all sorts of terrible things and insulted my parents that's when I slammed her with some crazy text back (My parents? No No I won't take that shi.t).

This girl I lose my everything just to make her happy. Worst of it is that I am at the most toughest time of my life now. Last week I lose almost a million, I am still healing from that. Her words are affecting me mentally. I adore this girl because she was once a nice and good girl any guy would want to date in fact to be honest, she is the most beautiful girl I've ever meet all my life.

She believes her beauty can get her anything. Please Nairalanders how can I forget this girl and her words totally. Those words are really affecting me mentally, I am losing hope. Please how can I erase everything from my head. I'm frustrated and depressed

Well you still have your mind with you...it means you didn't lose everything.
Move on....stop relying on ur job applications, pay for a skill or more, and equip yourself to be better placed in this competitive society.
You can go and master any computer program...and start building softwares.
Believe me, google, Facebook, amazon will come looking for you.
You can start with either data science (PHP, or Python program). Then move to mobile App developing...

Escabado:
Men in the house , I wonder how you guys say you have a girlfriend or fiance in Nigeria .

Now let me educate you

Our women here most don't have a job and yet they feed from January to december
Have you asked urself how they manage to feed.
as A man no how much u spend on your self in a month .

Most girls feed with there pusi

Most girls pay school fees and house tru fvkn

Most girls are love pedelars they have more 10 to 20 different males friends that's are nackin them

You know men don't do a woman favour without nakn

So I wonder where you guys see decent girls you say u dating in this country

Unless you as a guy is timid because that's girl you call your girlfriend , feeds and pay her bills tru fvkn different men that's how women survive in this country Nigeria

Don't they have parents?...they feed from their mother's pot...
You don't have any right to condemn any woman...besides if men are responsible there would be nothing like prostitution.

Today i stand a strong fan of women...they have displayed great leadership traits in the past few weeks, standing along side the men fighting for a good course. They displayed the real quality of a woman which is in accordance with God's intention.

Brother,i will advice you to get a life, and start living...and nothing bothering your self with worthless issues.
Lets fight for a better Nation, where there will be enough for everyone...
#END to Bad Government
#END to Police Brutality

spencekat:
Some of them will be re-arrested.

That is because we have sabos as neighbors.

Most of Those prisoners are wrongly executed...some of them are there for crimes that don't warrant more than 72hrs jail term, a lot of the crimes could be paid off by probation. But because of 'i pass you mentality', and inhumanity existing amongst our judges and high officers , prison is now used wrongly...

No day goes by without news of innocent people been butchered like sacrificial lamb, but no news of the perpetrators been incarcerated or executed...last time thousands of boko haram terrorists whom had killed lot of innocent souls where not just only set free, but also absorbed back into the society with so many good packages that painted terrorism in a good picture.

I pray for more prison break , Nigerian prison houses innocent people and not criminals... If you want criminals, go to government house and dig them out.

Hate my comment if you like...i care not about your existence.
I only care about a dream of a better nation, be it Nigeria ,Biafra, and or whatever.

[quote author=muhdfaruq post=95099519][/quote]The society is already harmed....no amount of harm could matter anymore.

fratermathy:
What of the hardened criminals who also escaped?

Can never be as hardened as the pardoned boko haram terrorists.

Funkyswagzz:
Yah u have to use it.. buh make u post more items so you can have varieties

Okay.tnx

Funkyswagzz:
I got a customer from jiji and he is interested in my product. For few days now we've been bargaining on price. Finally i was able to convince him and we settled at 32k. Now he want my acc details but he's not bothered to know my location or transparency cos must customers wud like me to waybill there product and snap the receipt for the waybill just to confirm I'm sending it before making any payment. I face alot of challenges most times cos there are different ways to scams someone. So please is possible to scam just by providing your acc details. I suspect there's something fishy

People do send fake alert this days...but ensure you confirm the credit on your banking app before sending the goods.

I have two items advertised on jiji...no call yet, is it because i didn't use advert boost?

Still on 19

Used Apple macbook pro13 for sale...still neat and sexy.
Whatsapp me if interested.08021045994
Location...Benin

Flashynaija:
I surely know everybody has an animal, rodent or reptile they are afraid of.

So tell us Which of these Animals are you more afraid of:

Cockcrach
Snake
Dog
Rat
Lizard
Cat
Scorpion
Guinea fowl [Tolotolo]
Other?

I fear dog pass ooo

Just 19 at age of 28....2017 n 2019 were the reasons for this high number.
Minus those years, i would have been counting just 6.

#End#JUNGLE#Justice

Probably the mother-in-law is interested in a party...
How sure is ur friend that mother in-law n her son are not having insest

envoymedia:
https://igberetvnews.com/1368537/three-brothers-arrested-gang-raping-teenager-ogun-photo/

They already have rape running in their linage...