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obolewu:
Good day great. People. I have always visited Nairaland as a guest, but I am presently in a serious trouble. Please i need your advice.

I am a married man with a good wife who has been in marriage for 8years, but eith no child. Before I got married, I have always been a lady's man and I had lived a sexually reckless life (even my wife is aware). In those days, my games include, party, foursome, anal and all manners of sexuality apart from homosexual. My cunninlungus is second to none and my libido is so high that I never get tired during any match. Also, I have got a fantastic 'rod' that any lady who taste it would always come back. Based on the above, i really explored during my single's days because I beleived when married, I would stay with my wife alone.

After marriage, I relocated with my wife to the US. I was involved in church activities to get me committed to the things of God and honour my marital vows. I love my wife so much and I respect and honour her. She remains my best friend and we are always playing around like teens. Our sexxx life is very active as she has learnt to keep pace with my high libido. I also stay away from bad friends who could draw me back to my old life. However, despite our great sexxx life, we have no child since the past eight years. We have done series of tests and we were both confirmed ok. We have tried the IVF options twice, but it would not work. My wife is worried. My parents are worried. Depsite this, I have remained faithful to my wife for seven years, until January last year when things happened in quick succesion.

There is this junior coleaque from Dominican republic who was to understudy me. She is so pleasant, bootylicious and busty that anytime she was with me, i uncoutrollably got aroused. She had also commended how she loved my dress sense and how she loves to have a fling with a Nigerian because she understands they are very strong. One day, we both left office late and she asked if i could drop her off in her apartment. For whatever reason, I agreed. On getting to her aparment, before I could say 'Jack' we were already having a deep french kiss. That day, I broke my vow as I had two rounds with her. That was how I gradually slipped back to my old life.

Fast-foward, a very beautiful Nigerian lady chatted me up on FB messanger in November 2018. She claimed I looked familiar and asked if I schooled in P/H and I said No, I attended FUTO, but i was a regular visitor to UNIPORT because I had friends there. We later became chatting friends and we would chatt virtually all time. Through her profile, I realised she was married to a guy who worked for and O&G company. I did not ask her. I was comfortable because, i beleved I would not have anything 2 do with a married woman. I also realised she had four children. During our chatt, she told me how her marriage has been a hell on earth. She said her hubby works in P/H and left her with the kids in Owerri. He vists every 2 weeks. He stopped her from working in a financial institution where she was engaged before marriage and made her a full house wife. Although he gives her money and bought a good car for her (Lesux Jeep), the guy had no time for her. She mentioned that the bleeps around and she has evidence. She stated that there was time he impregnated another girl that she had to call the girl and threatened her. She mentioned further that the guy is also very weak on bed. According to her, the guy cum within 3 minutes. She mentioned how he has no respect for her parents and treat them with disdain. According to her, sometimes, they don't even have sexx for up to four months. In short, she said she was tired of the marriage and she had attempted a divorce, but the hubby's family prevented that, yet the guy would not change.

Based on my church experience, I counselled her on how to make her marriage work. I used biblical injuctions to teach that it is the duty of a woman to build her home. Based on my sexual experience, i shared few tips on how she can get her man interested and highly performing in the bedroom. We exhanged phone number and we continually chatted on whatzapp. She also calls from time to time. We were just friends. Nothing beyond that. At least, we never met and I did not even intend to see her anytime soon. She is in Owerri. I am in New York. Therefore she cannot be a threat. So, I thought. However, one thing is that whenever we spoke, we discussed like we have been together for ages. I speak with her children and even played with them. While on bed with her nighty, she would call me and I have seen all her shape through video call, but to me it was nothing. Even married women walk around half naked these days.

Last month, my company got a contract in Nigeria and I was commisioned to lead the team to execute the project. So, I had to travel to Nigeria with a few guys. I did not tell her I would be travelling because I did not intend to see her. Much more, I would be in Lagos, I had no business in Owerri or P/H. Unfortunately, my Facebook location setting was not diabled and immediately i arrived Lagos, Facebook notified her I was around. She called on whatsapp when i was in my hotel at night and asked how could I visit Nigeria without telling her. She said she needed to see me. I said, it would not be possible because I was going to be in Lagos throughout as I came for official duty. She said, I should not worry, we would find a way around it. For whatever reason, I felt an urge to see her also inside me (and I promised myself I would not have anything to do with her. I was just curious to see her). On her own account, she flew down to Lagos on a friday (arranged for where the children would stay) and came to my hotel in VI. Immediately I saw her, I realised I was dealing with a paragon of beauty. An enigma per excellence a heavily loaded and endowed MILF. What I saw in picture and video calls were nothing compared with the structure standing before me. Instantly, the thought that she was married flew out of my head. Before I know what was happening, we had jumped on each other like mad dogs on heat. In a twinkle of an eye, her blouse was off, her skirt was on the floor, her bra was flung away and her pant has disappered from her buttocks. All my cloths, down to my boxers have also flung away from me. We were both stack naked as we engaged in hot kiss. Without think twice, I penetrated her without any condom. I was so carried away with her sweetness and passion that he ejaculated completely inside of her. She stayed for three days (Friday, Saturday and Sunday) and all we did was just eating, sleeping and banginng, raw without condom. If I said I had got high libido, then, I have got to learn under her. She was very 'fireful' and very tireless. When she was leaving, I asked for her account number so that I could give her some cash, she declined. She said she loved me so much that she does not need my money. She said she could not remember the last time she enjoyed herself like this.

A week after she came again sepending another weekend which was a repeat of the previous visit. Lastly she came the last weekend I spent in lagos and it was the mother of them all. Infact, she did not allow me to buy any recharge card throughout my stay in Nigeria. Before I know what was happening, she has loaded my phone with ten thousand Naira MTN card. The day I gave her twenty thousand Naira Cash, I had to beg her for hours before she reluntantly received it. Her point is always that she does not need my money. She is aware I am married but she always jealous anytime I call my wife. Interestingly, the only time her hubby called her throughout our stay was on her birthday. The call was not up to 3 minutes and she put it on speaker. The guy just said ' My beautiful Angel. Blessed is the day you were born. Blessed is the day I met you. I know I may be failing you. I know I may not be making you happy. But you are the mother of my children. I still love you. I go credit your account, make you take am enjoy your day". She was just saying.. hmmmm, Ok. hmmm. Alright. She has also told me she was comtemplating a divorce again and I advise her against same. Before I left, she bought some fantastic gifts. loads of Nigerian foodstuff. Exlusive native dresses and loads of more.

Anyway, I finished my assignment in Nigeria and returned to the US. We kept chatting and for like few weeks, she was complaining of fever. I advised she visted the hospital. She said malaria test was negative and she was advised to do a pregnancy test which came out positive. She said, for the past six months, no man, including her darling hubby has tourched her. Invariably, she says I am responsible for the pregnancy. She called me and she was crying. She told me she had to go for abortion and she was afraid. I felt, it could be a kind of set up (I don't know why I feel so). I told her she cannot abort the pregnancy that she has got to keep it. I told her I have been looking 4 a child for the past 8 years and this one that has come, I am not going to allow her to abort it. She said, do I forget she is married, just like I am? Can't i see the looming trouble? I said well, she told me she was already planning a divorce so I do not see this causing any problem for her, it will only fast-track her decision. I said as for me, she should leave my side, I would manage it. She said there is no way she can have a baby for me when she still in a man's house and she does not even beleive I have any feelings for her.

Anyway, we have been on this for about three days now. I told her if she decides to abort, she should go ahead, but that would be her decision. For me I would want the baby to be kept. She keeps crying and begging that I should agree to her decision unconditionally. Deep down within me, I do not want to have a child from outside, not even from a married woman. However, I feel something is wrong with this her pregnancy story. I just feel I am been set-up. The reasons for this I do not know. She never demand for money from me. I am just confused about the whole stuff.

Please, I need your advice

Caveat: Do not come here to abuse me or talk about morality/religious stuff. All I need are comments from matured minds. Thanks.

The news of you impregnating a woman should be a thing of joy, it should boost your confidence and makes you believe your sperm cells are very potent.

But don't be offended, right now you just have to be selfless and agree with the decision of her taking away the pregnancy.

If you truly have needed a child out of wedlock, there are ways to go about it and not with a married woman who has no personal means of income but will be hoping on a 50 percent share of her husbands wealth after divorce.

Please agree with her on aborting that baby, for the sake of her family...deep inside i know she still needed the marriage,she only wanted attention from her husband, of which i sure believe he will one day make a u-turn and become that man of her dream.

Talk to your wife about getting a child from outside...because i don't expect your wife to congratulate you if she surprisingly get to know you got someone pregnant outside. She will still see it as infidelity.

Now my question is, will you be comfortable if your wife gets impregnated by a strange man, because she definitely need a child?...your answer should solve the puzzle you are dealing with now, and may God bless your home with children.

Please is the job nature of your company, i will love to have an experience...currently unemployed , but a mechanical engineering graduate with two years banking experience .

Nomorelove:
Hello everyone, I'm a 24 year old guy and there is this nice lady I met two months back and ever since then, I've really been happy. Truth is we aren't in a relationship yet but have spoken about our feelings for each other.

I really planned on settling down with her and likewise her but something happened today that got me in a state of dilemma. So she had to talk to her ex because of something really important and all of a sudden, she told me she still has feelings for him deep down and talking to him after a year of breakup has brought it all back and hopes that they'll be together someday... I was like "Am I dreaming?" (I said that within me).

She went on and on and I immediately started shaking like literally. I couldn't speak for a while and she noticed nothing at all. I'm really dumbfounded right now. Her ex was even the one that broke up with her... Why are girls really confused these days? She has told me countless times about how she feels towards me so I have no idea why this is happening all of a sudden.

I think it'll be in my best interest to cut of all ties with her because I can't face what has happened and I'll be hurting myself by deciding to remain friends with her. What do I do?

Critics are most welcome

Bleep her like a 2000volt Bleep machine and walk away...seems like she prefer having Exs.

Just add to the number noni.

Many are called...only a few is chosen.

80% of girls are directly and indirectly prostituting...they will have a boyfriend just to go with the trend " to feel among''...but they still mingle with other guys in exchange of material items.

Mivici:
A girl i just met some weeks ago gave me her phone to help her fix, do to my carelessness I misplaced the phone, actually the moment I gave the repairman the phone to fix, he told me the phone has spoiled beyond repair because when ever she call me, I usually don't get to hear her. so what I initially wanted doing was to collect the phone and give her back her phone that I wasn't able to fix it, the unfortunate Happen a day before yesterday when I came back home from a sister's shop, because we were five in number that day, my sister and one of her worker who happen to be my friend and my other friend and a small boy, it was raining so a family friend drove by and assisted us with a lift to our house......it was when I got home, that my brain reset....I checked our room, I couldn't find it, I went back to her shop, I no see amm, do you believe I went to the man's house that took us home yesterday to ask him and equally check his motorcar but didn't see anything, I called her and told her, she couldn't say much on phone.....so I went to her house this night to tell her whatup.....but I think she is disappointed at me, she laughed and didn't believe the part which I said the mechanic said it has spoiled beyond repair, but I won't lie, that was exactly what he told me.....she told me it fine but keep smiling..
If you are the one, what exactly will you do, I don't have enough cash to buy a new phone right now. But she told me is fine and work a way.

Na the kind of you dey like amebo.
Which kind mata be this one, what exactly do you want us to do?.

Don't come here next week and be complaining that you baby didn't see her period ooo...me i go just go by clothes as i go begin wait for naming ceremony in 9 months time.

Is that his real name?

Binikingdowm:
the ijaw don't want other people to build houses there.

They've no idea this oba of Benin has the hottest temper since oba ewuare the 1st. I pity them

Oba can't go against the law...if him like make him temper hot like hell fire.

Looking like wall-gecko.

NwekeUG:
https://igberetvnews.com/1364238/10-year-old-boy-drowns-pond-bathing-kano-body-recovered-photo/

English hard i swear...
I am still wondering how a corpse could be unconscious at the same time.

Shakurr:
Good afternoon,I'm sorry to bother anyone,but I'm just confused right now,there is this grl am dating,she claims to be a Virgin,we only just kiss and romance,we don't do the do,i love her a lot and I don't want to loose her ,but this sex aspect in the relationship bothers me,me as someone,I really loves sex and I don't know what to do when she says no to sex, sometimes i use to carry olosho,I use to be very scared of the consequences,there was this time I Carried olosho and condom burst,I kon go do hiv text,I tell the person conducting the test wetin sup,nah so e kon dey ask me shey I no get gf.i just tire,

You are there playing the good guy role...

Be there exchanging only saliva, i give you one month she will be fed up and consider you as a very boring guy.

By then one Makaveli go don burst her like balloon....

Baba:...kiss...squeeze...finger...lick...and finally eat that adams apple before it will be too late.

A

Scared only of pregnancy but not scared of being infected...how sure you are the only one she is having s3x with?
Think about it.

Queenslander:
Unfortunately both of you are going straight to hell,. If you don't repent and confess your sins before God and man!!!

Before man ke

kingxsamz:
There's nothing like Juju or jazz.
If it actually existed they won't be robbing your house. They'd rather be robbing the CBN or some banks. All they have to do is wear masks and steal as much as they can, while everyone around them falls into deep slumber.
And do you know there are substances which they could have used to make you remain asleep or unconscious, so that they can carry out their operation peacefully?

Juju ko.

You know the kind juju wey them take protect bank from such kind of theft!!!!!
Vudu exist, just have a stronger faith which is God for believers...and ur own okpor for non believers.

Magu is real...the day you will be glued to a married woman, do shout " had i know" oo.

Whiteball:
It's a bit lenghty so bear with me.I'm in my late 30's very very eligible for marriage but still single.Alot of friends in my circle are married but up close and personal stories coming out of their camp and experience av had in d past isn't encouraging ,so i just wanna have a baby mama(These lady's arnt loyal).

Pressure from Family n friends to settle but am not giving in. so this particular friend of mine(now a true definition of born again- i wont mention name) changed my mindset and promised to help me get a 'good wife material' through his fiancee.

I yielded and i reluctantly gave him d permission . I'v never met his fiancee one on one bc she stays in a different city and each time she comes visiting her guy am always busy but we speak on phone.She gave my number to her friend (my hookup) we got talking but i told her point blank that am a christian but not a born again like ur friend fiance -i club i drink socially but i dont smoke,to my surprise she told me same here! (hmmm red flag bc i was expecting otherwise since her friend was a born again). I told her no problem.

This week my guy's babe visited town ,i was very busy still but was able to meet them at d park when she was travelling back. she was already inside d bus when i drove in.
she came down from d bus to greet me since passengers were still boarding ,she's beautiful i must confess with nice curves but was wearing all those long born again gown and holding a bible .I told my guy despite leaving 'd world' for us he still got good eyes,we laughed and joked she told me her friend(my hookup) is prettier i said wow cant wait to meet her.

Something strange happened,i noticed an old time friend in d bus which this babe was boarding we shared pleasantries and exchanged number he asked if my babe was travelling with them i told him she's my guy's fiancee not my babe he complimented her beauty also.

A minute later she said she doesn't wanna travel with this bus which they have already paid for again, she will rather wait for d next bus that her spirit isn't in line with d bus ..
I was confused and asked her to explain she said she doesn't want to go wit this one bc she's having a strange feeling concerning d bus but i should allow my friend inside d bus already to travel with them its fine -It didn't make sense to me,if u think this bus will have an accident i should at least alert my friend to come down too she said i shouldn't worry.

My guy waited for her fiancee to catch d next bus while i left for work.

The next day was weekend and i decided to go visit another friend(lets call him guy B) of mine so we could hangout . It's a big compound with plenty room n parlour self contain.when we were about leaving the compound together i saw an eye catching figure come out from another apartment wearing bump short,transparent shirt that was revealing all her breast going to dry clothes on d ropes...Behold it was my friend's fiancee!!!.

I was shocked bc yesterday nite i called my friend to confirm if his fiancee finally got a bus and had arrived her destination he told me yes and thanked me for showing up and for my concern. Someone that was suppose to b in another part of Nigeria was in another part of d city ? . Immediately she turned and saw me,she was shocked n her clothes fell off her hands. I didn't say a word i just walked straight with my guy B to my car .

She ran towards me and drew me privately and said i should keep it privately she will explain on phone .my guyB confirmed to me that she came in last nite and that's her boyfriend apartment i refused to tell him anything tho.

The reason why she left that initial bus begin to make sense to me now.

I need advise please ,ordinarily i will look the other way but the guy in question is my very good guy and a born again christian engaged to her,weeding is two months away. The lady also according to him is supposedly a born again but this dressing stated otherwise... tho i didn't catch dem 'doing' oh.

Bros no mind all these useless advice of people telling you to mind your business...i don't know why some nigerians are becoming too comfortable with immoralities .

Tell your guy and don't think twice about it.
What a nonsense....marriage marriage marriage, but they still want to catch cruise outside.

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OdogwuBlog:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/tribuneonlineng.com/nscdc-arrests-oyo-farmer-for-alleged-murder/amp/

Killing na killing....be it herdsmen killing farmers or farmers killing herdsmen.

Let all murderers be judged accordingly.

WriterNig:
https://i2.wp.com/technosports.co.in/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/messi.jpg?fit=800%2C418&ssl=1

Manchester City are reported to have offered Lionel Messi close to €1m per week (£850,000) over the course of a five-year contract, which would see the six-time Ballon d'Or winner earn €500m (£445m) in total including bonuses

That's not all, either. An extra €250m (£223m) bonus would be given to Messi at the three-year mark, taking the total valuation of the five-year contract to a cool €750m (£669m) on City's end.

SPORT claim that, in order to side-step Financial Fair Play rules, the €250m signing on bonus would be paid out on the third year to mark the move to New York, rather than up front.

The Barcelona captain's relationship with the club broke down further this weekend after he failed to show up for pre-season medical testing, and it is beginning to seem like the situation has reached the point of no return. Barcelona, as we know, are determined to hold onto their talisman, but he is prepared to fight them all the way to secure an exit.

https://images.daznservices.com/di/library/GOAL/b8/e/lionel-messi-barcelona-2019-20-man-city-logo_ls8ghqzamn1d1d0m3ointqi10.jpg?t=481332768&quality=60&w=1200&h=800

If he does leave this summer then City are the firm favourites to be his next destination. His relationship with manager Pep Guardiola gives them the edge over the small handful of clubs who have the financial might to make a deal happen.

With reports rife that City have already agreed a contract offer with the Argentine, SPORT have shed some light on what has been agreed between the two parties. It's said that Messi will sign a five-year contract with the City football group, and would spend three seasons with the Manchester Club, before moving to MLS - at which point he would be 36 - to end his career with New York City.

How much will he be earning? Well..

An offer of a reported €100m per season pre-tax is under consideration by Messi's representatives, which would see him earn just under €1m per week after tax. That's said to more or less match what he is currently on at Barcelona, and would make him comfortably the Premier League's top-paid player.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/football/2020/02/05/TELEMMGLPICT000223528668_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqXFTmHDfokAa2lVfSkhA6-QYdpMIL338HG8_osSft4_k.jpeg

On the other hand, you really wouldn't want to be the contract negotiator responsible for mitigating the knock-on effects on City's wage structure in the years ahead.

https://www.90min.com/posts/manchester-city-insane-contract-offer-lionel-messi

Wawooooooooooooo.

Loyalqwin:
I came as usual to visit my bf only to meet my own best friend having sex with him.
Am devastated right now. How can I pay them back? I need to hurt him advice needed.

Cheat on him with his best friend...or his brother

trueguy573:
Good day Nairalanders, I decided to post this here due to its population.

I can't help but notice that my skin is too soft and smooth nearly like that of a newborn. I have 3 sisters. I and 2 of them took our mother's skin. We all have soft skins but mine is extra soft. It is also very sensitive to the core.

Actually, the main issue that prompted me to post this is that triming my hair and beard is hell especially when the barber begins to re-shape the hair line back of the head or scrape off the hair under my chin. When the clipper comes in contact with my skin, I would literally feel like jumping up due to the excruciating pain. It was as if one was drawing with a knife on my skin. It took a lot of self-control and fear of getting cut to bear it all. My beard also isn't helping out as it grows rapidly.

I'm frustrated. Most barbers and folks I've been with acknowledged that my skin was soft. The only advantage of my skin is that ladies love to feel em especially when we hug and it glows attractively backed up with shea butter and coconut oil. Anytime I felt the razor pain, I was more determined to be rich as poverty would really deal with me and my determination is coming to reality, thanks to God.

Anyway please help me out with this, what natural item can make my skin thicker? I need your recommendations. I know I'm not the only one facing this. I would really appreciate your input. Anyone out there who knows a practical step to get a thicker skin?

Sorry uncle, ur skin is no where close to a baby's own....

Fejos:
Good day Friends,

Please I need a snake charmer in Delta state to remove the giant snake in my roof. It is so huge that the whole house trembles anytime it moves. It is always chasing something and I fear it is going to fall down from the roof one day.

This is my permanent residence so moving out is not an option. I want to see it with my eyes when it is being removed, so that my family and I can finally have peace of mind. Please kindly recommend any good snake charmer in Delta state. I promise to post pictures of the snake here when it has been removed.

Thanks in Advance.

If na delta state, forget it...it is not snake but monitor lizard.

It is common in that state...i have stayed there before during an industrial attachment, hardly did i slept at night.

Na monitor lizard

About 7 women in about 8 weeks have been killed in Port Harcourt hotel rooms alone , and at least one reported case in Owerri.

The pattterns are same in all killings. They meet in a local hotel, the lady is killed, stripped nude and put under the bed or left there with a white hankerchief around her neck.

This is serious, the serial killer is on the loose 8 victims already and it doesn't seem like no one is taking him serious. No one care about Nigerian women been killed like chickens .

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/pidgin/amp/tori-49189066

But ladies get mind ooo....i know the country is hard, but taking such a risk is not worth it...going to have short time with an unknown man in an unknown location. I fear who no fear the heart of a woman.

queensera:
"I will rape you" - Man says as he strips unclad to retrieve his wire from female NEPA Officials.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KPfxMB-xAg

What a shame...old papa.

NevetsIbot:
So a female friend dropped into my dm distraught at her skin condition. She was talking about her having stretch marks and how embarrassed she was about it... While I was trying to calm her down and let her know it was natural for someone who's gaining weight or for most people even... (I have tiger stripes on my bum too na ).. She maintained that this one was a big issue and she has been emotional and even lost her confidence...

According to her, her marks just started turning black and she has used organic creams to treat it, shea butter and just got coconut oil.
She sent a picture of her skin at the waist running to the back.

She would like a natural treatment cos she doesn't like these chemical stuffs from the counter. I for one don't like drugs and all.

Metamorphosis ...she is becoming a tiger, make she no fear. Tigers are stronger than humans.

prof2007:
SOURCE: https://dailypost.ng/2020/08/18/i-hit-my-husband-whenever-he-makes-senseless-demands-wife-tells-court/

Even if that woman is on full time drugs....she can't dare scratch me with her nails....i go lock her inside house for months.

duro4chang:
Here people will blame the government for everything. The Zimbabwe government is as bad as ours but people are still doing the right things there. Thanks so much for this post.

How can a government be bad....and the people are good.
Waiting you drink uncle?