₦airaland Forum

Mivici:
A girl i just met some weeks ago gave me her phone to help her fix, do to my carelessness I misplaced the phone, actually the moment I gave the repairman the phone to fix, he told me the phone has spoiled beyond repair because when ever she call me, I usually don't get to hear her. so what I initially wanted doing was to collect the phone and give her back her phone that I wasn't able to fix it, the unfortunate Happen a day before yesterday when I came back home from a sister's shop, because we were five in number that day, my sister and one of her worker who happen to be my friend and my other friend and a small boy, it was raining so a family friend drove by and assisted us with a lift to our house......it was when I got home, that my brain reset....I checked our room, I couldn't find it, I went back to her shop, I no see amm, do you believe I went to the man's house that took us home yesterday to ask him and equally check his motorcar but didn't see anything, I called her and told her, she couldn't say much on phone.....so I went to her house this night to tell her whatup.....but I think she is disappointed at me, she laughed and didn't believe the part which I said the mechanic said it has spoiled beyond repair, but I won't lie, that was exactly what he told me.....she told me it fine but keep smiling..
If you are the one, what exactly will you do, I don't have enough cash to buy a new phone right now. But she told me is fine and work a way.

Na the kind of you dey like amebo.
Which kind mata be this one, what exactly do you want us to do?.

Don't come here next week and be complaining that you baby didn't see her period ooo...me i go just go by clothes as i go begin wait for naming ceremony in 9 months time.

Is that his real name?

Binikingdowm:
the ijaw don't want other people to build houses there.

They've no idea this oba of Benin has the hottest temper since oba ewuare the 1st. I pity them

Oba can't go against the law...if him like make him temper hot like hell fire.

Looking like wall-gecko.

NwekeUG:
https://igberetvnews.com/1364238/10-year-old-boy-drowns-pond-bathing-kano-body-recovered-photo/

English hard i swear...
I am still wondering how a corpse could be unconscious at the same time.

Shakurr:
Good afternoon,I'm sorry to bother anyone,but I'm just confused right now,there is this grl am dating,she claims to be a Virgin,we only just kiss and romance,we don't do the do,i love her a lot and I don't want to loose her ,but this sex aspect in the relationship bothers me,me as someone,I really loves sex and I don't know what to do when she says no to sex, sometimes i use to carry olosho,I use to be very scared of the consequences,there was this time I Carried olosho and condom burst,I kon go do hiv text,I tell the person conducting the test wetin sup,nah so e kon dey ask me shey I no get gf.i just tire,

You are there playing the good guy role...

Be there exchanging only saliva, i give you one month she will be fed up and consider you as a very boring guy.

By then one Makaveli go don burst her like balloon....

Baba:...kiss...squeeze...finger...lick...and finally eat that adams apple before it will be too late.

A

Scared only of pregnancy but not scared of being infected...how sure you are the only one she is having s3x with?
Think about it.

Queenslander:
Unfortunately both of you are going straight to hell,. If you don't repent and confess your sins before God and man!!!

Before man ke

kingxsamz:
There's nothing like Juju or jazz.
If it actually existed they won't be robbing your house. They'd rather be robbing the CBN or some banks. All they have to do is wear masks and steal as much as they can, while everyone around them falls into deep slumber.
And do you know there are substances which they could have used to make you remain asleep or unconscious, so that they can carry out their operation peacefully?

Juju ko.

You know the kind juju wey them take protect bank from such kind of theft!!!!!
Vudu exist, just have a stronger faith which is God for believers...and ur own okpor for non believers.

Magu is real...the day you will be glued to a married woman, do shout " had i know" oo.

Whiteball:
It's a bit lenghty so bear with me.I'm in my late 30's very very eligible for marriage but still single.Alot of friends in my circle are married but up close and personal stories coming out of their camp and experience av had in d past isn't encouraging ,so i just wanna have a baby mama(These lady's arnt loyal).

Pressure from Family n friends to settle but am not giving in. so this particular friend of mine(now a true definition of born again- i wont mention name) changed my mindset and promised to help me get a 'good wife material' through his fiancee.

I yielded and i reluctantly gave him d permission . I'v never met his fiancee one on one bc she stays in a different city and each time she comes visiting her guy am always busy but we speak on phone.She gave my number to her friend (my hookup) we got talking but i told her point blank that am a christian but not a born again like ur friend fiance -i club i drink socially but i dont smoke,to my surprise she told me same here! (hmmm red flag bc i was expecting otherwise since her friend was a born again). I told her no problem.

This week my guy's babe visited town ,i was very busy still but was able to meet them at d park when she was travelling back. she was already inside d bus when i drove in.
she came down from d bus to greet me since passengers were still boarding ,she's beautiful i must confess with nice curves but was wearing all those long born again gown and holding a bible .I told my guy despite leaving 'd world' for us he still got good eyes,we laughed and joked she told me her friend(my hookup) is prettier i said wow cant wait to meet her.

Something strange happened,i noticed an old time friend in d bus which this babe was boarding we shared pleasantries and exchanged number he asked if my babe was travelling with them i told him she's my guy's fiancee not my babe he complimented her beauty also.

A minute later she said she doesn't wanna travel with this bus which they have already paid for again, she will rather wait for d next bus that her spirit isn't in line with d bus ..
I was confused and asked her to explain she said she doesn't want to go wit this one bc she's having a strange feeling concerning d bus but i should allow my friend inside d bus already to travel with them its fine -It didn't make sense to me,if u think this bus will have an accident i should at least alert my friend to come down too she said i shouldn't worry.

My guy waited for her fiancee to catch d next bus while i left for work.

The next day was weekend and i decided to go visit another friend(lets call him guy B) of mine so we could hangout . It's a big compound with plenty room n parlour self contain.when we were about leaving the compound together i saw an eye catching figure come out from another apartment wearing bump short,transparent shirt that was revealing all her breast going to dry clothes on d ropes...Behold it was my friend's fiancee!!!.

I was shocked bc yesterday nite i called my friend to confirm if his fiancee finally got a bus and had arrived her destination he told me yes and thanked me for showing up and for my concern. Someone that was suppose to b in another part of Nigeria was in another part of d city ? . Immediately she turned and saw me,she was shocked n her clothes fell off her hands. I didn't say a word i just walked straight with my guy B to my car .

She ran towards me and drew me privately and said i should keep it privately she will explain on phone .my guyB confirmed to me that she came in last nite and that's her boyfriend apartment i refused to tell him anything tho.

The reason why she left that initial bus begin to make sense to me now.

I need advise please ,ordinarily i will look the other way but the guy in question is my very good guy and a born again christian engaged to her,weeding is two months away. The lady also according to him is supposedly a born again but this dressing stated otherwise... tho i didn't catch dem 'doing' oh.

Bros no mind all these useless advice of people telling you to mind your business...i don't know why some nigerians are becoming too comfortable with immoralities .

Tell your guy and don't think twice about it.
What a nonsense....marriage marriage marriage, but they still want to catch cruise outside.

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OdogwuBlog:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/tribuneonlineng.com/nscdc-arrests-oyo-farmer-for-alleged-murder/amp/

Killing na killing....be it herdsmen killing farmers or farmers killing herdsmen.

Let all murderers be judged accordingly.

WriterNig:
https://i2.wp.com/technosports.co.in/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/messi.jpg?fit=800%2C418&ssl=1

Manchester City are reported to have offered Lionel Messi close to €1m per week (£850,000) over the course of a five-year contract, which would see the six-time Ballon d'Or winner earn €500m (£445m) in total including bonuses

That's not all, either. An extra €250m (£223m) bonus would be given to Messi at the three-year mark, taking the total valuation of the five-year contract to a cool €750m (£669m) on City's end.

SPORT claim that, in order to side-step Financial Fair Play rules, the €250m signing on bonus would be paid out on the third year to mark the move to New York, rather than up front.

The Barcelona captain's relationship with the club broke down further this weekend after he failed to show up for pre-season medical testing, and it is beginning to seem like the situation has reached the point of no return. Barcelona, as we know, are determined to hold onto their talisman, but he is prepared to fight them all the way to secure an exit.

https://images.daznservices.com/di/library/GOAL/b8/e/lionel-messi-barcelona-2019-20-man-city-logo_ls8ghqzamn1d1d0m3ointqi10.jpg?t=481332768&quality=60&w=1200&h=800

If he does leave this summer then City are the firm favourites to be his next destination. His relationship with manager Pep Guardiola gives them the edge over the small handful of clubs who have the financial might to make a deal happen.

With reports rife that City have already agreed a contract offer with the Argentine, SPORT have shed some light on what has been agreed between the two parties. It's said that Messi will sign a five-year contract with the City football group, and would spend three seasons with the Manchester Club, before moving to MLS - at which point he would be 36 - to end his career with New York City.

How much will he be earning? Well..

An offer of a reported €100m per season pre-tax is under consideration by Messi's representatives, which would see him earn just under €1m per week after tax. That's said to more or less match what he is currently on at Barcelona, and would make him comfortably the Premier League's top-paid player.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/football/2020/02/05/TELEMMGLPICT000223528668_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqXFTmHDfokAa2lVfSkhA6-QYdpMIL338HG8_osSft4_k.jpeg

On the other hand, you really wouldn't want to be the contract negotiator responsible for mitigating the knock-on effects on City's wage structure in the years ahead.

https://www.90min.com/posts/manchester-city-insane-contract-offer-lionel-messi

Wawooooooooooooo.

Loyalqwin:
I came as usual to visit my bf only to meet my own best friend having sex with him.
Am devastated right now. How can I pay them back? I need to hurt him advice needed.

Cheat on him with his best friend...or his brother

trueguy573:
Good day Nairalanders, I decided to post this here due to its population.

I can't help but notice that my skin is too soft and smooth nearly like that of a newborn. I have 3 sisters. I and 2 of them took our mother's skin. We all have soft skins but mine is extra soft. It is also very sensitive to the core.

Actually, the main issue that prompted me to post this is that triming my hair and beard is hell especially when the barber begins to re-shape the hair line back of the head or scrape off the hair under my chin. When the clipper comes in contact with my skin, I would literally feel like jumping up due to the excruciating pain. It was as if one was drawing with a knife on my skin. It took a lot of self-control and fear of getting cut to bear it all. My beard also isn't helping out as it grows rapidly.

I'm frustrated. Most barbers and folks I've been with acknowledged that my skin was soft. The only advantage of my skin is that ladies love to feel em especially when we hug and it glows attractively backed up with shea butter and coconut oil. Anytime I felt the razor pain, I was more determined to be rich as poverty would really deal with me and my determination is coming to reality, thanks to God.

Anyway please help me out with this, what natural item can make my skin thicker? I need your recommendations. I know I'm not the only one facing this. I would really appreciate your input. Anyone out there who knows a practical step to get a thicker skin?

Sorry uncle, ur skin is no where close to a baby's own....

Fejos:
Good day Friends,

Please I need a snake charmer in Delta state to remove the giant snake in my roof. It is so huge that the whole house trembles anytime it moves. It is always chasing something and I fear it is going to fall down from the roof one day.

This is my permanent residence so moving out is not an option. I want to see it with my eyes when it is being removed, so that my family and I can finally have peace of mind. Please kindly recommend any good snake charmer in Delta state. I promise to post pictures of the snake here when it has been removed.

Thanks in Advance.

If na delta state, forget it...it is not snake but monitor lizard.

It is common in that state...i have stayed there before during an industrial attachment, hardly did i slept at night.

Na monitor lizard

About 7 women in about 8 weeks have been killed in Port Harcourt hotel rooms alone , and at least one reported case in Owerri.

The pattterns are same in all killings. They meet in a local hotel, the lady is killed, stripped nude and put under the bed or left there with a white hankerchief around her neck.

This is serious, the serial killer is on the loose 8 victims already and it doesn't seem like no one is taking him serious. No one care about Nigerian women been killed like chickens .

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/pidgin/amp/tori-49189066

But ladies get mind ooo....i know the country is hard, but taking such a risk is not worth it...going to have short time with an unknown man in an unknown location. I fear who no fear the heart of a woman.

queensera:
"I will rape you" - Man says as he strips unclad to retrieve his wire from female NEPA Officials.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KPfxMB-xAg

What a shame...old papa.

NevetsIbot:
So a female friend dropped into my dm distraught at her skin condition. She was talking about her having stretch marks and how embarrassed she was about it... While I was trying to calm her down and let her know it was natural for someone who's gaining weight or for most people even... (I have tiger stripes on my bum too na ).. She maintained that this one was a big issue and she has been emotional and even lost her confidence...

According to her, her marks just started turning black and she has used organic creams to treat it, shea butter and just got coconut oil.
She sent a picture of her skin at the waist running to the back.

She would like a natural treatment cos she doesn't like these chemical stuffs from the counter. I for one don't like drugs and all.

Metamorphosis ...she is becoming a tiger, make she no fear. Tigers are stronger than humans.

prof2007:
SOURCE: https://dailypost.ng/2020/08/18/i-hit-my-husband-whenever-he-makes-senseless-demands-wife-tells-court/

Even if that woman is on full time drugs....she can't dare scratch me with her nails....i go lock her inside house for months.

duro4chang:
Here people will blame the government for everything. The Zimbabwe government is as bad as ours but people are still doing the right things there. Thanks so much for this post.

How can a government be bad....and the people are good.
Waiting you drink uncle?