Workch:
This is going to last.

It is too narrow.

The drainage should be wide enough

Hamachi:
I need CVS for android developers that fit the jd. Tell them to send the applications to this email kmanoti@symphony.co.ke

Okay I know someone good with kotlin.
I can write with react native...
Although I will tell him to forward his cv.
Thanks

Hamachi:
From DM [/color]

Take the three of them....


I am a full stack developer, react,nextjs, angular, NodeJs...
You can push some of your tasks to me at a bargained amount.
Dm if interested.

Calm down... Don't be depressed, carryover is nothing.
Panicking will make you to even start having issues with other courses.
Just increase the effort you put in your studies.
Register the course next session and ensure you have some level of attendance, read and retake the exam.

My advice for you.

lordgist:
“Guy went from 59 to 29” – Kcee trends as photos of him without filter sparks reactions

If I have not seen KC live, I would have believed this nonsense you are posting.
Saw him at NYSC orientation camp in 2014 at Akwa ibom state.... The dude was fresh and had no rough face.

Stop posting unverified stories.

Sirheny007:
I approve.
Death shouldn't be a dreaded subject. Infact, if there is a way to make it humorous, let it be so.

Psychos plenty for this nairaland

Yes in agborism

westlius:

My dear given him a link for job I tried oo.
Apart from me don't he has close relatives.
I have never seen him since 2020 but I still find am job when he called

You actually didn't want him to get the job.... I wonder why 1k heavy you for hand.

On his own side too, he fdup.... Should have collected from somewhere else.

fadilaMaikiriki:
Hello all!

Please, as a single lady, what can I do for this married man that always come through for me. This man has really been helpful to me whenever I'm in a tight corner/condition. Sometimes, I don't even ask him directly for some of the assistances he usually render to me. Sometimes, it would be indirect, and he would just offer to assist me.

So, I really want to know what I can do for him to show my appreciation in my own little way and let him know that I really appreciate his kind gestures towards me.

Please, I would really appreciate your suggestions/opinions.


Thanks!

Pay him back by never asking for more... Work hard.
He wants you to be successful and not a parasite.

Miravik900:
My female cousin is coming to squat with me I’m scared I might fall into temptation and have s*x with her

Please what should I do?

But why on earth will you have such a thought.
Why not tell her you can't accommodate her instead of crafting such an evil plan.

LeoDeKing:
Obinna Ndukwe was killed by his brothers because of hatred for Buhari and Tinubu.

Well, Buhari and Tinubu should take the blame.

Call crime a crime... Tribalism just dey run through your veins like blood.

EBMedia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukN3L5p9KGo



https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cw9bG8et3_d/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

On kolos on kolos

prickahantas:
I support my brethren VeryDarkMan on his view regarding oloshoism in today's females.

We never listen.
That girl cannot tell me that she hasn't perceived ritualistic, fetish, yahoo plus vibes from that murderer but as usual my gender will say "he can't do it to me. Only other girls.".

Bullshit
A killer is a killer
A yahoo boy is a potential murderer. He just needs to be put in a difficult situation.


Justina and the other 21yo killed by Killaboi knew their bfs were fetish and they benefitted from it and prolly flaunted it before their coursemates and friends for oppression sake and they have paid the price.


Somewhere out there right now, is still another foolish gold digger cohabiting with a yahoo boy who does nothing meaningful for a living and enjoying it. When her time comes she must pay the hefty price and leave us Jew Girls out of it.


Live by the sword, die by the sword.
Case closed.

Well said , but don't forget no one is above misfortune.
It can happen to you too

Enskynelson:
According to a report on a popular Kogi State Facebook Page Kogi Bold Faces, this giant fish was caught by a boy in Ibaji LGA of Kogi State.

You just killed the gods of the land... Await fury

Samantha124:
So Nigerian men also kill their women? Wow! I thought they always claim to be the best in treating women.

Shy luck... Be there chasing men with benze, have you ever asked how guys of under 30s becomes so wealthy even without having a legal job?.

Most big boys you see are either into drugs internet fraud or organ sales business.

You girls don't care to know, quick to bad mouth guys that are hustling legitely, quick to conclude that women are being killed....
But too dumb to question your growing desire and love for rich boys.

Anny69:
Thunder fire Nigerian men. They're becoming so irritating.

Continue chasing all that glitters and be putting your frustrations on men.
Foolish girl

Tinobu is the best thing that have ever happened to northern Nigeria. May God give him the wisdom to unleash more banza kowai.

Ayodeoba:
Hello Nairaland, pls I seek for your opinions about this isssue affecting our marriage life.
We re young couple, we just got married.
My wife had always been shouting of pain whenever we re having sex, I believe sex is meant to be enjoyed btw two party.
Any one with remedies or medication to use. Kindly help

You should both agree to go for a medical help.... She could have an infection that causes her pains during intercourse

omejeb:


I am already affected...no more gym , no more doing well in school and my professional exam is coming up too..God help me

Since you don't want to listen to her advice on moving one, oya go and fail because of one yeye skpekus .
Nonsense boi.
Focus and forget about that shit of lady.
Why do you want to mess up your dream? The only one that can love you perfectly is yourself... Allowing such a thing to disturb you shows high sense of irresponsibility from your side .

PoliteActivist:
I already have my plane tickets o, and been planning my life in Canada oo!
Didn't think I'd actually land the job at all! 500K a month plus housing, car, health and life insurance benefits.
Why is life always like this??!! In serious dilemma what to do

If it is a frontend job, or fullstack with JavaScript, you can recommend me. God bless you in advance

blessingnenye:
Have you been ghosted by a partner? Such feelings can inflict an untold pain in any individual. It is so devastating. Your relationship was awesome, you can hardly go a day without checking up on each other. Your communication was so effective in such that the absence might signal anxiety and self imposed fear.

She started replying me with sir each time we are chatting, whenever I try being romantic on call she will turn it to a joke, these were unusual behaviors , because we used to be romantic lovers.

I informed her that I will be relocating to a different state, yet she was unbothered.

Decided to go and visit her at school before moving out of town, but she gave an excuse that she won't be available till the next weekend.

I stopped chatting and calling, and she did the same too.

philipfrancis81:
Roop hotel

Thanks

officialwdhtv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbenbshw0QQ

Governor Godwin Obaseki of Edo State convoy seen in a viral video trapped/stuck in a flooded road in the state

Miracle no dey Taya Jesus.


I can work as a freelancer on your React projects.
WhatsApp+2348021045994

I am looking at N10,000 budget

Please assist

It will shock you that the cousin won't even care....and you will end up looking stupid

By fasting for 21 days every month... Then paying for transport to work.

If you are a lady , and you are reading this comment... Just know that we could be the next .
Let's give it a shot

Oyinmiebiagric:
Why did I chose to write this long epistle.

* Last year October my sister son. (You remember the one my sister gave birth to when I was in Enugu?) He came to spend holiday with me that period, his school was on vacation, so we were together.

Nephew: Uncle Oyin,Chidindu has always been asking after you,let me call him so he will talk to you. Chidindu,haffa I dey with my uncle now talk to him.

Chidindu: Clear road o,na my every be this former zonal head,I greet you. I could not answer him because I was surprised,this small boy don bam.

Me: Chidindu, how you dey? I go call you later.

Chidindu: Mi lordy na me be double vote now,called his T. I go call you. I cut call.

Me: Which kind friendship you and Chidindu get,hope you never dey run KRF matter?

Nephew: Uncle Oyin no o,I'm not doing Yahoo o.

Me: Thank Goodness this one never bam yet. I sat him down and explained the negativity of one joining a cult group. That my young nephew told me that Chidindu has been inviting him to their party whenever he's in Enugu. For the first time I told him I was a cultist, but if you join na me go take my hand kill you. Luckily for me, February I stumbled into saynotocultism thread,I gave him the link. My prayer now is that he's already discouraged from joining.

I called Chidindu, he's already a chairman, so I no fit tell am say cultism na bad thing, him suppose don sabi that one,I just advised him to stay away from my nephew (make him no try bam the boy).I no too give am opportunity talk.

* Secondly,i was in my office when some small boys were discussing how they want to bam eiye. From where I was seated I overhead them,I just looked at them and pitied their destiny. In my office, every one sees me as a confirm ju,wey no sabi anything about cultism. I prefer to cast,than see some small boys make same mistake I made.

I took them out on a Saturday, bought them drinks and ask them the reason they want to join eiye?

Sule: Bros,na because you be ju,that is why people dey intimidate you,if you belong,no body fit touch you,instead this your office na them go dey guide am for you.

I told them the disadvantages of being a cultist and the many advantages of being a ju. I used some of my personal story for them as example, though I didn't tell them its me,but I was able to pass the message.

Three weeks after me and them talking. I was in the office when they told me one(egbon) was threatening them that if they will not join he will kill them. I met the egbon,told him to leave those boys or else I'll bring security personnel for him to sign surety. The guy think say I dey joke, I enter barracks carry air force guys go meet am,them no beat am,just told him to let those guys go. Since that day them free those small boys. Although I'm a respected person in that axis,I just wanted the life of those guys spared.

* I felt that once I'm through with my academics I can just lay low and everything will be fine. Unfortunately, that was the beginning of my troubles. If you join cult you have just given yourself unnecessary stress for the rest of your life. At least in school, you are with your men,when you graduate, only you go dey o,then who go give you guard? You no be Dav.... wey get squad and police wey dey Mount you o. How many people you fit dey pay,make them guard you?

January this year, I went to a party with family friends. (one of them was actually opening his house) I went with my family. I support Liverpool, so my Jersey is what I put on every weekend or when we play. (I catch cruise bantering others,mostly united fans).

Guys: Bros make we see you

Me: Hope no problem? Make we talk here na. I followed them to a private place.

Guys: Make we know you,why you dey fly our color?

Me: Which one be una color? From their langua,I know they were Vikings, but I just lock up.

Guys: So you be ju,na him you dey fly our color. I left them,went to report them to the police people on ground. Police this guys are threatening my life,they claim to be cultist. I played our conversation with the policemen.

Police: Held two of the guys. See men wey dey sharp mouth now now,don begin beg me. I pity them,told the police to leave them. Police gave them warning of their lives not to ever come near me.

One thing with these cultist is that,they come with intimidation so you will be afraid, but anyone wey do anyhow, go report them give police, if you sabi better people, report them to military guys. That time you go sabi say them dey fear pass you.

* Lastly, I've been keeping a whole lot in my head,I just wanted to write what has happened so I can free my head. The relieve I got after sharing about Ifeoma's death was something I've never felt before, it was like something big came out of me.

All of you that says I loose guard Ifeoma, that was the safest thing my head could come up with at that moment. Besides it has always been a safe place for me. The day I came back from Asaba, I told her to leave Enugu, she said I am chasing her away, I did everything I can to make her return to Lagos, but Ifeoma was a girl that only does what is in her mind. My hostel is not safe,Esther's hostel has been a safe place,there's no where she can stay if she comes to base.

FOR EVERY GUY OUT THERE PLANNING TO JOIN ANY CULT, I USE WHATEVER YOU WORSHIP ABI NA SERVE TO BEG YOU,THERE IS NOTHING TO GAIN THERE. IT WILL DEFINATELY END IN TEARS FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY,ABEG REMAIN JU AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE.

I greet everybody who has inspired me to continue, when some people want discourage me. Una do well.

This is an old thread, but the way you write your story, mehn!!!! I was so engrossed that I had to patiently read every scrip.

What an experience, you are also a great writer, I wish you can put all these into a novel.

May God forgive all your wrong doings, I wish you all the best.

Michaelspresh:
😊
I'm mentioning you Mr Abolodje on this faceless forum cos there's nothing you can do and there's no how you can help me when you can't even help yourself

POV...I no dey fvck small boys... it's from 50 years downward
Meaning,you sef never reach to fvck me

Wawoooo... How old does one needs to be, to f*** you?

SenatePresdo:
Withdrawal method done the right way will almost never get any girl pregnant.

But many Guys have falled victim of botched withdrawal method, which they ended up impregnating the lady.

If you are a 2-3 rounds man, after the first withdrawal don't make the mistake of entering her back even if it's after 2 hours later.
There are still residues of sperm cells resting in your penis, once you enter her back, pre sperm fluid will gladly convey them into her womb
If you like do withdrawal method the second time, you are at risk already.

Best way is, anytime you are done with the first round, make sure you Urinate so that the left over sperm cells would be killed or washed away.
If you want to go for 3rd round, make sure you urinate again.

it's better to cum outside than to cum inside when you are not ready to take her inside

You don't have to wait that long... Just go and urinate after 1minutes

olasaad:


The whole thing just looks irritating now how can chioma be happy in Davido home marriage without happiness

This gender too selfish, you want money, a home, children and happiness...
The question now is what does she give back in return??

Davido did no wrong, baba flex on.

mamagee3:
Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo

Would have liked it but you are not in Abuja....