and they call it a change.... until I start seeing flyovers and double lane, I still stick with my impression about eastern leaders>>>>they as inefficient as kanji dam.

Richsteemit:
Nairalanders out 4 friends I hang out with. I'm the only one that doesn't smoke, party, womanize and do yahoo. My friend keeps tempting me to join them that there is no sin it. I don't know what to do if I leave them I'm going to be loniest man in this world because I am an introvert by nature. What really pains me a lot is that they when I am around with them they call me fool because I don't take part in what they do. Pls help me. I need your advice

You just have to change your game ,you will definitely meet team players that suit your style of play.

Kriss216:


You don't smoke
You don't party
You don't womanize



To be frank, I can't keep someone like you as a friend. Your type is deadlier than cancer.

na your type they increase suicide cases...he seeks for advice, whereas you are causing more emotional trauma for me.
must every one live a toxic live?.

KefeeBRIGHT91:


...just breathe bro, breathe. i understand perfectly. you could breathe on my page if it helps

lolz ...
you could just ask politely.

dre11:


https://tribuneonlineng.com/dont-use-govt-house-to-celebrate-tinubus-birthday-arewa-youths-warn-ganduje-2/

this kaikai group called arewa can talk sha.
please where can I get the kind of ogogoro these guys are taking, their moral too high!.

macjireh:

Y not do urself good by reading first b4 commenting... her external shows female,,but no female internal organs...pls try and read

her external doesn't show female either... because there is no virgina opening on him/her.

Liposure:


https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/451535-exclusive-amidst-paucity-of-funds-nigerian-govt-proceeds-with-n42-billion-nass-renovation.html

NASS members don't care about how controversial is the project or the amount involved.... they care only about how much is going into their purses.

KefeeBRIGHT91:

...i can feel your pain. Just take it easy on yourself please.

really! you can feel my pains?...even when i am not pained in any way. funny dude...pls be sure of what you are feeling

KefeeBRIGHT91:


...i can feel your pain. Just take it easy on yourself please.

yes Mr god of IQ .

DannyG8:
[color=#990000][/color] a female friend of mine went to visit her boyfriend this morning when , she got there she met a girl who pass night with her boyfriend , she is hurt asking me to advice her I don't know what to say to her please

she told me this is not the first time and her so call boyfriend has impregnated a girl before ,

according to her he is apologizing to her please

what advice do you have for her please

no insult
please

tell her to forgive him again and again until she contact either of the following;
genital warts,
genital herpes,
hepatitis,
e.t.c.... let her be putting her health in risk line ,all for the sake of lust (a passing infatuation phase) .

KefeeBRIGHT91:


...now i know for a fact, where you actually rank on the IQ ladder.

doesn't still disprove the fact that English is not your language, so stop feeling fly being able to speak well.... god of IQ.

Muna4real:
Married ladies please help.

Where can I find a husband material? No reasonable and responsible men anywhere. Where una de see these husbands sef?

enter alaba market, or Aba textile market

Twoclans:

Sneaking around

lmao. .the description photo burst my head

Twoclans:

Sneaking around

lmao. .the description photo burst my head

Becca350:
Good morning nairalanders today is a day I want to come out in the open to celebrate my day, It has never been easy leaving inside your closet for over 21 years of your life , I won't want to bore you guys with my wahala but nairaland has been a place that have really build my confidence in my day to day living, I don't celebrate birthdays or talk about it you know why ??
because instead of people to celebrate me they always sees me as a sex object with disheartening comments like, wow big ass laddy,, your are huge.. can we meet I will pay what u want.. even my lecturers in school do same in class they will be like where is that girl with a big ass.

this comments has really gotten me depressed, so because of this I have always mentain my lane and this is turning me to an introvert, no friends, no body to associate with, always reserve and it seems like my life was a waste. But the few time I have been on nairaland going through people's thread and comment I think I can do better and what people thinks about me don't really matter anymore, im better than their negative reviews and yes I'm the big ass girl I have accepted the name and my only problem now is to learn how to socialize with friends and colleagues...


so today is my day pls someone should show some love happy birthday day to me (the big ass girl)

many more years to come.... pls someone should show love oooo even if una send me money e no go bad if is call u can give me I will be happy or u can add me up on WhatsApp or Instagram @ bella_heart or WhatsApp 09024227961...





Sorry pls pardon my write-ups i'm new here I don't know how to compose a nice thread.

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rainbow King

happy birthday to you...please make sure you fill the BB9ja audition form.
I am sure the whole world would love to see the beautiful feature your moma planted behind you.

MrJavaS:
Guys hear my matter patiently

I was very close to a course mate of mine since 100 level (we are now in 400 level). I used to be interested in her romantically but she wasn't reciprocating so I gave up. She said herself that she considers me as just a friend. Then one day she posted the picture of her friend (in a different department). I saw the picture and said the girl is beautiful. She then said that if I like the girl she can give me her contact.

I said it's a bit inappropriate but she still gave me the contact (but said I shouldn't mention her name). I went ahead to chat the girl up but she ended up blocking me on WhatsApp.

I went ahead and further tried to convince the girl that I'm not a threat to her on telegram. That I'm a close acquaintance of a friend of hers. She went on ranting that her friend shouldn't have given me her contact without her consent. I told her to please not be angry with her friend.

Later I explained all that happened to my coursemate (who gave me her contact) and since that time she has been cold towards me.
I told her I'm very sorry for my actions but she insisted it's time we part ways.

What should I do?

Please don't mention that I should focus on my books. I'm very serious academically and I've maintained a high CGPA for 4 years. But still life is not all about academics.

just scream f**k you five times to that your friend, you have nothing to lose.... after all she has never been adding anything to your life other than shouting madooo, eChoke and doing all sort of trending challenges on instagram and tiktork.
I still wonder why guys keep unreasonable girls as friends....

KefeeBRIGHT91:

...english died here!

can you speak and write effectively with your mother's tongue?!!! be there celebrating the death of a language that is not yours .

Babymuchendu:
my experience is not all that good but after the visit we broke up,,, i took a flight from Enugu to Abuja and came back with night bus .
love is wicked as they say but he has a son from his babe mama but want me back me i no want again,, we do chat he even visit Enugu last year was so busy than that i could not see him

so you left because he has a son?...ehyaaaaa.

so he has been receiving kondo in his anus all these years .

it is obvious that Nigeria's terrorists are its citizens.

HRHQueenPhil:
I don't care if u are joking or not, u will pay severely for utering such rubbish from your mouth

another fanatical and religious extremist cited

Hugomexis:
My sister has always been telling me about a particular notorious cult guy who has been making advances towards her.

I don't live in same area with her so I wouldn't know.

She told me anytime she passes, the guy would beckon on her to come and when she refuses as usual, he'd make lewd remarks towards her.

I always laugh it off because I thought that's where it'd end until she called me crying that the guy slapped and seized her phone.

I asked her what happened and she said she was going to buy something from a nearby market late in the evening, she saw him and he cat called her. She ignored him and he called her a harlot then she replied him by saying he's stupid and foolish.

Then he came for her, slapped her and seized her phone.

I was furious. I quickly dialled the number of my soldier friend to organise 8 soldiers that would follow me there.I wired him 100k to buy drinks for them.

He organised them for me and together we took private car to where my sister stays.

We got there and we couldn't find the bastard so we arrested his folks who he smokes with till they can produce him. After threatening them, they led us to his location.

On seeing the bastard, I just rush am better slaps before my army friends come give am better marching and flogging with frog jump.

See the way the fool was crying and shedding mucus like the bastard he is. I wanted to lock him up in panti for two weeks where he will never see light and food but due to the begging from the community, I let him off with a stern warning that if dem born him and his stupid cult well, make him touch my sister again.

I go let am know the difference between six and half a dozen.

you be correct guy ..I love men that don't joke with family.
the guy lucky, me na the whole military forces I go use follow am, and make sure say him get a permanent scare for body

Help2020:
A civilian hired soldiers to come and do the work of police, only in Nigeria. And tomorrow you will claim the politicians are the only bad people in Nigeria. Change your mentality dude.

meaningless post....what is ur pain young man?

Obaseki500:
I have never been this confused in my entire life...

I have a girlfriend that we have been dating for 6 years now... We are not married because I was not stable financially but now things seems to be much better and next year should be the year....I reside in Ibadan so she came in last year after her education to get a job, she's a nurse and we were staying together up till now.

Sex has never been an issue between us up until December last year. We sleep on the same bed and we live in the same house but we have not had sex since December 2020 till date. She's right beside me as I type this message. Each time I go close to her, she tells me I am not entitled to sex because I have not paid her bride price. I just could not understand the sudden change in her attitude towards sex when wedding is next year.

She also locks her phone and even WhatsApp. Now, I am beginning to have doubt about marrying her.

dated for 6 years na now u want back out because of a very silly excuse.... bros go and pay bride price abegi.

JohnSin97:

JohnSin97:

I miss her always moist pussy... and the soft moan she makes whenever I handle her Boobs n pinch her nipples.

oya south West, ur slave Master has given u a condition for presidency.... u can now sell ur other scrotum.

Doraty1:


https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-bandits-wont-drop-their-arms-if-they-dont-feel-safe-says-gumi

was their safety under threat before they resulted to arms and crime? which kind sheik of doom be this one.

cchub:
if na my brother oloun the teacher go collect excess drilling aje

just dey make noise like ekpan fly....focus in training a responsible sibling first.
What if the child deserved it?...
una go dey act like say una no receive such kind of drilling too .

Rickbronz:
the killer shall definitely face the law.
But a beautiful woman like this. why settle for another man's wife.

In urgent need of money? get a quick and affordable loan with no collateral requirements. check my signature for more details.

you ppl are compounding the problems in Nigeria with all your ill loan plans.
una no go allow us manage our life's Rather than to accumulate debt.

you only tracked down one out of 10 vehicles.... others are already in the country ,'use your head'.

sweet memory lane. As a ghetto brought up, I can't talk about my childhood without that torchlight.

EJEHSON:
Look at this magot, it's true I've not fought all my life because I don't want to, if you want to fight, fight and stop acting like a coward, destroying government property and killing innocent people is not a way of showing bravery.

you just don't know what to do with your phone and data.