What will they release again when it rises?
Probably their semen.
Jokers

richeeyo:

Ok
But don't forget America supplied the Soviet union vast amount of weapons during world War, else dey would have been overrun by the German Nazis

That is when they were having mutual benefits.
It doesn't make the Americans stronger.Niether does it make Nato stronger

Wike could be one of the reasons CbN's headquarter is being relocated.

Raph82:
Yes, I support it, everybody go hear am in this administration. Let poor people too explain the source of their poverty, I want to check something.

Hahahahahahahhaha....
This guy funny 😂😂😂😂

Very dumb reasoning and thought.

Senseless talk

They way things are going if the mods of this blog doesn't sensor all this tribalistic Post against the South East, we will leave nairaland for him.
Let it become a Yoruba blog site.

Seun and fake news against the igbos.
Same picture was used for a news captured here last week as unknown couples killed and dumped in trunk of their car.

Seun try not to dey allow tribalistic Post on your forum

AnonPoet:

Nice one from the government.

ify2016:
Good one.

Southern Nigerians are taking back what belong to them as most educated region in the black world. It's a welcome development.

How can all major offices be stationed in the North with less than 15% educated people

Talk of oil well, if North doesn't occupy 95% Nigeria is never good.

Gradually, everything will be normalised

Comments like this should be dropped.
Tribalistic bigots.

cyrusmillz:
As much as I love Osimhen and I believe he's a good player now doubt. But I still don't get the hype TBH.

To me ,he hasn't been on par with previous Africa's best.The likes of Salah, Mane and Yaya... He maybe he's the best the continent has to offer for now (based on his Napoli form) but they should just tone down on the hype. Even his performance so far at this AFCON is pretty poor if we are being honest with ourselves.

Can't wait to see you at Chelsea next season (with a new coach )

And you want a player that is not good enough, for the club you are fanning.

The boy is good, and deserves all the praise he is getting

boiz2men:
Been reading abour fiverr here on NL. I registered 2 years ago but didnt take it serious. Just last month I read a thread about a guy having a full time job on fiverr. I was compelled to start working on fiverr.

Guys, I started fiverr last month february and see what has become of my profile in less than 6 weeks.

And I do this part-time.

I only work on fiverr when I come home from work.. usually at about 8pm.. I work on fiverr 9pm to 1am daily. Imagine I was doing this full time.

nairaland has done more good than harm to me.

My very first web project was from a guy on NL. I wasnt so skillful then but he just believed I could do a good job and sent me money to build a website for him without even meeting. That job I did for him contributed a lot to what gave me a good footing in Lagos.


And now the fiverr threads I have been reading.

NL is so many things to different people.


attached is my earnings for tthe month of march

I am a full scale FrontEnd developer.
How do I get gigs on fiver

omotola90:
lol fc Porto is a big club o

How many big name dey fcporto.
Na retirement club na.
With likes of pepe

Vocalessence:
What gives most criminals the audacity to attack people is because people are defenseless. But one thing I am scared of is people abusing that privilege. Someone might just be frustrated and just decides to kill just to vent.

My opinion, each state should run it's own police and the community where you live operates it's own security personnel (more like vigilante) which is in 24/7 contact and synergy with the state police. That way, familes would be safer than every family owning a gun?

Let's push your business to a new heights. I'm a voice over artist with the magic voice. Dm for bookings.

Correct.
I am in support of your idea

callmevirus:
Nothing concern me but E dey mind


Truth be told Oshimen is overrated

Is it that CAF was blind when they crowned him best?
Was seriaA also mad to have crowned him the best player of the season?


Or na ur leg him take win the golden boot for last season seriaA?

Henryjr:
So far, the men below has been doing great

1. Ola Aina - He is my number 1 so far

2. Victor Osimhen - selfless, team player and a great forward

3. Calvin Bassey - he is part of the reasons the defence is solid. And when he replaced zaidu to go a bit forward, he used the opportunity to create a goal scoring chance

4. Ademola Lookman - he is giving his all. 2 goals and 1 assist, that's what Nigeria needs to reduce the pressure on Osimhen

5. Troost Ekong - superb

6. The coach's tactics and dynamics - whether you like it or not, this guy has done a great job.

7. Nwabali - the goalie has been terrific

8. Omeruo - has been a great substitution. He should be starting our subsequent matches, for Bassey to take the place of Zaidu

Average
1. Ajayi
2. Onyeka
3. Iwobi - this guy's legs are obviously faster than his brain. Regardless, he made great passes and holds the midfield momentarily
4. Simon Moses. He is a great player, though he has not impressed us in this tournament


Not so good
1. Zaidu - greed, wrong passes
2. Chukwueze - he will make you hate the whole team with his pattern of play.

Onyeka was awesome yesterday
But Zaidu and iwobi, their ratings should be 3.0.
Zaidu can do nothing, and he doesn't fall back when he loses the ball, him think say FC Porto na big club....he go dey form big man for field

richeeyo:

Even the whole USSR was scared of America
Stop watching propagandas

You are the specialist of propaganda.

You know nothing bra.
Probably you should consider research as a career.
Don't rely on them say them say

Only Russia na USSR.


USA go collect from all holes.
I am sure at the end they will be needing adult diapers for their leaking anus

Palazee:
This same man, if his friends ask him of ordinary 10k


He will begin to foam in the mouth

This one just get entitlement mentality.

Stop capping shit.
Just read comments and go if you no get better yarns for mouth.

Jennyclay:
Just imagine . Because of ordinary 27k . What would happen if he sent her 120k for flight

He can’t tell me he hasn’t promised and failed someone or disappointed someone before in his lifetime

The curses would definitely go back to him and his generation in 100 folds!!

Nonsense men!!

The course won't go back at all.
She should just be praying it is not a fake juju.
You are here ranting instead of to advise the girl to return the money.


Don't be justifying crime.
As long as law is concern, that girl is a thief for now.

officialwdhtv:
Man goes "spiritual" after slayqueen he sent N27k didnt show up

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1w5DXYFKnc

Must have taken all kind of energy enhancers hoping she will come....

You want shift person daughter womb abi.

The kind of youths and adults we have in this day Nigeria eh...
ill mannerd.

Little wealth go just take away respect from their brains.

Your wife love quarrel.
I am sure she doesn't like peace,
Because she is stirring you up to get angry and start hitting back, but just be a wise man.


It's obvious that some women can't survive without quarrelling

FightingFalcon:
We met in Enugu 3 years ago, got married and relocated to Australia.
My wife told me of how close she was with her ex and all the things they normally do together.
When she started behaving funny, I installed a cctv and hidden recorders in my home just to see if there was something going on whenever I go to work.
To my surprise, my wife told her ex that she misses him and they still keep in touch and she said they don't have anything in common and that she just keeps in touch with him.
Whatever she does in the house, she wants to tell him about it.
When they are talking, you see them referring to her sex life.
I am upset but I don't know if I should be.
I have talked about it to my wife and she promised to stop communicating with him but she didn't know I installed a cctv in my house with the capability to record voices too.
She speaks to him often.
I am thinking of ending the whole marriage so we go our separate ways because it's too early for her to begin to make me develop trust issues.
I want to know if I am right or wrong.
I've spoken but she won't listen.
If she respects me, I think she should listen to me and let her ex go for ever because the dude is a married man too living in Nigeria.

Divorce her for your good.
It's very certain that if they meet its going to be a night of endless pleasure.

Its certain women don't marry for love.
They marry only those that are ready.

Doolove:
Nairaland Has Finally Ruined My Relationship

I've been dating a staunch Nairalander for two years, and he also introduced me to the site. While I visit once in a while, he can't go a day without scrolling through the site and at times he draws my attention to some interesting topics and we would go through the comments together. I told him that I don't like the site due to the constant bashing of women that goes on here. To my uttermost dismay he has been so influenced by the red pill movement and it has left our relationship in tatters.

I can't remember the last time I felt pampered or got treated like a woman because he doesn't want to look like a simp. There is no love in the relationship anymore because he is always too hard on me and treats me like a man. My guy hardly ever apologizes to me, if he annoys me and I try to give him the cold shoulder he ignores me completely and moves about his business like I don't even exist. He calls my two exs simps because I gisted him about how they adored me and was always scared of losing me. It hurts me that the guy I am dating doesn't value me and is ready to move on immediately as I walk out the door.

He convinced me to come stay over at his place for a while because he wanted to train me for a remote job that he got for me which I am supposed to start next month. I objected because I know how he treats me each time that I am around but he insisted so I caved in. It's been one problem to the other since I came over. He faults every single thing that I do, I wore a cloth that a guy gifted me on our anniversary and I got the scolding of my life. I got moody and told him to avoid me when he tried talking to me later that day, he simply said okay and disappeared from the house till late in the night.

He sees everything as an insult to his person, he said it's disrespectful to pick calls from guys in his presence, he would still accuse me of cheating if I go outside to pick those calls. Just two days back I was angry at him because of something he did that I didn't like so I flung his hands away when he tried to touch my cheeks and play with me, Oga stood up and started ignoring me. I was just expecting him to apologize and pamper me but he just locked up and left the house to God knows where. When he returned, I dressed up to go out with a friend and he told me not to return to his house if I leave. He treats me like a piece of furniture and won't still let me go out with people that are ready to give me attention.

This issue is making me lose my feelings for him and he doesn't even care. We hardly have sex because his touch irritates me due to his attitude towards me. If I turn down his advance once he doesn't bother to try again for days. In my previous relationships the guys always comes crawling and begging at night to have sex but this one doesn't even send, he can lock up for two weeks which makes me wonder if he is gay sometimes. He came back home very late on Friday night because he was avoiding me, I hid the food in the house because I was angry at him and he went to bed hungry. He woke up late at night to boil potatoes and woke me up in the process, I told him where I kept the food and he told me to eat it alone.

He left home by 7am yesterday for his football training only to come back by 10pm leaving me all alone in the house. I had to go out with a friend only to come back and didn't still meet him at home. He came back, took his bath and left the house again. He came back one hour later and slept on the floor. I woke him up to eat because I cooked with the money he left at home and he rejected the food citing the previous incident of me hiding food from him so I should continue cooking and eating alone. I told him that the food would waste because I already enjoyed where I went to. He just said I was disturbing him and should have gone home with the guy instead. He keeps making me feel like I am not wanted, he would tell me that he has the right to do whatever he wants because it his house but I must abide by his rules because I am a woman. He can go out and come back anytime he likes but I can't do the same, if I try it he would ask me to leave as if I am an IDP. All my complaints about how bad he was treating me fell on deaf ears, he just ignored me and slept off. He woke up this morning and is keeping to himself.

Please is this what the red pill is all about? I keep craving attention and love from my man and it's not forthcoming, I would have broken up but I really need the job he promised me while I wait for service. Is there something that I can do to salvage this relationship?
Please I am sorry for the epistle and errors, I just needed to pour out my heart somewhere.

More like a story coined by a guy.
Abi you be gay?
Because this story sounds like that of a guy

Odin13:
Ask first.. before you mark her test script..

People like me.. if you don’t ask.. mind fit no reach say you need am..

As long as she still loves you and cares as your woman..

We’re all wired differently

Yeah I agree with this guy....
Ask first, and don't be concluding that she don't care.

The kind of me no go offer to assist,but if the person ask I can go extra miles

This country na joke.
Make una just change una national anthem to restructure.
I kept hearing this everyday, and it's too funny to me
Every government that comes in has used the restructure anthem to masturbate yet they have still not ejaculated

Sergioaguero:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JZMBKW_Xkk?si=3XHkmR2n4XPfN78K

But we didn't win

Ibrahimcoomasie:
Nigerian Army Announces ‘Discovery Of Burnt Corpses Of Policemen, Acts Of Cannibalism’ During Raid On Alleged IPOB, ESN Camps In Imo

https://saharareporters.com/2024/01/26/nigerian-army-announces-discovery-burnt-corpses-policemen-acts-cannibalism-during-raid

How do police got missing and the authorities never knew.
It's obvious that the army discovered nothing.
Propaganda army

omoakinsola:
Yes! What will you do if your grandma slaps your mum in your presence.

They should settle their mom and daughter issues...
There is nothing I will do about it.

libertyfather:
bobo mind your business, why u so worried about another person family issue..being ur papa driver doesn't give u right to pop nose into dem matter, what ur worried about could hv been said and dusted in their family....so face front

I see this kind of response coming.
This nonsense attitude of people yelling mind your business always get me angry.


Why should he mind his business??

Paraman:
The FG should sell the stadium

I agree with you... What who has the capacity to maintain it to standard?
Considering a country where sport is not celebrated

Workch:
yes it's true, it should be as wide as Atlantic Ocean.

Having overhead drainage of such width and depth is not sufficient for society where open refuse disposal is a common practice.


If you like say it's should be as wide as the Pacific Ocean, thats your dumb ass business