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vickydankal:
Sorry oooo
But I think you have pride and controlling
All those you listed won’t make a woman like me respect or fear you. Oga please not all us like that part you said “.... a woman like a bitch “ we are humans not machines. Some like it slow and steady not fast and furious

where is the pride coming from?... Even at all he does have pride, it is at a very moderate level.... And every normal human has it too.

yme1:
I love me a little pot belly on my man Damn...... I find it sexy I'm not really into the 6pack guys, to me most of them r just eye candies But I do find little pot belly on my man sexy.

4 months pregnancy Gheng... Lol.

SweetVibe:
Did you even read the topic? .

no, I sniffed it.

scory:
Hello freelancer's earners.

I just got a project from an employer based in UK but his country indicates Netherland on his freelancer profile.

He's requesting for me to pay a refundable of 44£ before giving me the job which is "rewriting a PDF document of 22pages to Microsoft word" at 20$ par page.

I'm suspecting him to be a scammer.

Please, I want to know, are the employees paying security fees before landing their projects on freelancer?

I will like to hear and learn from the experts.
Thank you.

run for Ur life... Fraud!!!! The job is too easy for such a lucrative offer... 20 dols per page just to convert words to PDFs. Bro run.

Akiara:
http://saharareporters.com/2021/04/22/reject-calls-pantami%E2%80%99s-resignation-islamic-body-tells-buhari

did I hear him say comments made by teenage pantani should not be used as a yardstick for judgement?...mehn Islam is very hypocritical.
And you see them condemning a minor to death over insult on their prophet.... Shouldn't a blasphemy by a minor be ignored too?

Amaechi2023:
Bag of cement #800 abi?
issokay.
I'm sure buhari left fuel price at 0.20 per litre in 1985.
how PDP increase price of fuel from #20 in 1999 to #97 in 2015 is still a mystery.
about 500% increament in just 16 years?
now compare to 97 to 165 less than 80% increament.
since inflation hard wailers to understand, I can say buhari is least worse than PDP.

When people dey go school, you busy dey shout school na scam.... Now see the kind of argument you dey come out with. Chai¡¡¡ may biafra forbid you.

Catfishing:
I want him as a friend.

I'm 28 and he is 23....the relationship will probably crumble due to certain issue.

How do you feel requesting money from a 23yr old guy at Ur 28...sometimes you just have to think like a man.
He blocked you, because you proved to be a leech.

Blackman7:
Very wrong it's definitely not a spitting cobra.

But most likely a cobra.... Only cobra can assume such length.

differ your admission by 1 year, and see if you could hustle and save enough within that period... may God grant you the grace to survive this difficult time.

AllenSpencer:
Let me tell you the truth.

Those curses will forever follow and be upon you. Its beyond what any pastor or prophet can get you out of.

Wish I can add more to those curses without being banned.

You wrecked someone`s life cos of her past and think your own life wont get wrecked?

Bro! Karma is a bitch, It will screw you from the anus and cum in your mouth

shut up...what do u know about karma

BeautyO:
Wow . you are really heartless and you deserve those curses .. what if the guy that told he slept with her was lying?... and who are you to judge her .. so sad

shut up

Europeans and their high libido , and high inability to control their sexual urge....that was how a couple was caught having sex in one of d league matches in England....after being chased out of the stadium by security personnel, they still continued outside d stadium.

GOFRONT:
And there is this secondary school girl who always pass through my neigborhood to school.

Her mini school skirt dey make my Joystick to rise anytime i sight her. I go corner that girl one of these days.

I kukuma hear am say secondary sch girls dey sweet wella.

corner master... imagine say dem dey corner ur young and under aged niece,cousin or daughter.

Hintona:


Yesterday I entered a taxi to go to work the taxi wasn't full yet, so I sat there waiting and staring at the rearview mirror when I spotted him coming. I hadn't noticed until that moment how ugly he is, with his long tolo tolo neck, tiny head and his hair which looked like he used a really bad relaxer


As he tried to pass by the side of the car I was sitted, I used the slightly open car door to bash his hips, he almost fell inside the gutter, everybody was shouting but I wasn't moved, when this mumu ex stood up he looked at me, I'm sure he killed me one million times over in that his atomic brain, but I wasn't bothered, mtchewwwww.

He got what every asshole deserves, I only wish that his small head had broken.

one of the most funny thread I have ever read.

HonNL:
PREVIOUS THREAD;
https://www.nairaland.com/6503607/pantami-threatens-sue-daily-independent



Daily Independent

there is hardly a smoke without a fire. .. this pantani guy remains a suspect.

this is only one of the trucks... where are the others? Failes Nation

one man must fall that day if you answer that invite... it could be a trap to match one final hit on you.

okay

Slimslimqq:
Good afternoon house,

I need the opinions of the experienced people here.

I just resumed a temporary job today as a data entry collector for 2021 jamb students at an IT firm and the pay is 2k daily which will run for a month, there's no expenses of transportation and there's breakfast and lunch.

While I was on the job today I received a call from an interview I had online last week that I will be resuming fully on Wednesday. The salary is same as minimum wage. Transportation is upto 700 daily.

The difference between the two is first one is temporary(1 month) while the second one is a full time job, and I just resumed the first one today.

Am confused I don't want to make a wrong choice, that's why I brought it here to hear from the experienced ones.

It's urgent, I need to make a decision asap.

Thanks.

Lalasticlala please help me move to Frontpage.

they are both temporary jobs with different tenure....
Just go for the one that will help in driving you toward your goals in life.

man's greatest enemy is hunger.

Jollos:
This is a terrible experience.

During my bachelors day, one of my gf has key to my apartment. Got back from work one day and I couldn't open my door because her key was at the back inside. I could peep and saw her lying on the couch. No amount of bang on the door she didn't shake. Called her phone without response. I bang the door for like thirty minutes she didn't make a move. My neighbor started getting suspicious. I was downhearted.
I broke the door. Immediately the door fell she jumped up.

I just told her to go home.

That was the beginning of her end.

Until u are in dat situation, u won't no how u will terribly feel.

lol.She must be exhausted as a result of multiple orgasm from masturbation

HonNL:
36 names were earlier released;

PREVIOUS THREAD:
https://www.nairaland.com/6499156/owerri-jailbreak-names-photos-escaped#100640930



Nigerian Correctional Service

1800+ potential gun men....

that shit is disgusting... you can never be professional on the job, and may end up behaving like one of those traders in onitsha market...

what is this one saying?

Slimwhyt:
That artwork behind don jazzy sha �

bad Guy

still writing the script!

athenswonders:
the next two post maximum

your own don pass redpill o ... na deepRedPill

Confusionist:
if you had a brain, you'll knw that Dbanj owned Mo hits and only signed Don jazzy as a partner.

Also, all those artists are the one who Don jazzy should be grateful for, for putting him on the map. He used their talent to make name and money while also using his to make them better heard. It's a partnership and they don't need to die in his studio

And all thsoe artists are doing fine. The ones that hasn't left, like Korede Bello and Crayon, where dem dey?

creativity without resources is useless... why should he be grateful?
Without his resources those his recruit would be nobody, it is called partnership. .you have the talent, and I have the resource to bring you to limelight

Cashsteady:
we all know it's because they are Yorubas nothing new . the kind hatred Igbo get for Yoruba eehn

he hates Yoruba and was still able to work with koredo bello, dbanj and tiwa...he hates Yorubas,but he is living in their land.
All these demented citizens everywhere...

aj1bola:
make he dey settle him wahala
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PerfectlyPerfect:
Military aircraft don't have blackboxes

that oga don watch Hollywood taya.
He is there talking about blackbox .

after all the delays, you still came up with lies..
bokoHaram is more sincere than The Nigeria govt, BH had never made a false broadcast.
If the government could ever be as sincere as this terrorist group, the problem of insecurity would be solved.